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  1. #5986
    How are you equally the worst and the best?
    — James, of chat [2019-04-13]
    Minecraft on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5985
    There's nothing Horrible in James' hole.
    — Adam [2019-04-13]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #5984
    I was gonna say Donald and Goofy fuck a key, but that was too weird.
    — Adam, on Kingdom Hearts [2019-04-13]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #5983
    Santa Claus has been defeated, and turned into Good Santa Claus.
    — Ian [2019-04-07]
    None on Play it Forward
  5. #5982
    I think a capitalism might solve this problem.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  6. #5981
    In my life I try to know the names of people I kill.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-12]
    La-Mulana on Play it Forward
  7. #5980
    Somebody has to lose, and I'd rather it be Ben.
    — James [2019-04-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #5979
    Ben won't come back from the dead to tell people his killer, but he will come back to defend LARPing!
    — Paul [2019-04-10]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #5978
    I want content behind waterfalls.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-04-10]
    La-Mulana on Let's NOPE
  10. #5977
    Hello people who are saying hello.
    — James [2019-04-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #5976
    No one teases Yager.
    — Serge, Menacingly [2019-04-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #5975
    Don't Die, there's the big brain play there.
    — James [2019-04-09]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #5974
    We've already established that if I die I just keep going.
    — James [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  14. #5973
    We did it, everybody! We proved a Minecraft stream can get a thousand viewers!
    — Beej [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  15. #5972
    I don't know what you're doing, but I could've done it with 2 less Redstone.
    — Stranjak [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  16. #5971
    All I want in life is diamonds.
    — James [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  17. #5970
    I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.
    — James [2019-04-06]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  18. #5969
    It went ok, then it didn't go ok.
    — Graham, on any given wrestling storyline [2019-04-06]
    None on LRRMtG
  19. #5968
    'Does anything fun ever happen at Wrestlemaina?' 'No'
    — Beej and Graham
    None on LRRMtG
  20. #5967
    I'm gonna be the bones in trees.
    — Paul [2019-04-05]
    Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
  21. #5966
    Clank in the privacy of your own home.
    — James [2019-04-03]
    The Blind Griffin on AFK
  22. #5965
    This is just fanservice. Delicious.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-03]
    The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
  23. #5964
    I'm allowed to be very enthusiastic about childish things.
    — Kathleen [2019-04-03]
    The Blind Griffin on Now Kiss!
  24. #5963
    I'm a mole, shhh.
    — Paul [2019-04-03]
    Yoshi's Crafted World on Play it Forward
  25. #5962
    We've got a compressor, but it can't compress this.
    — Bengineering [2019-04-02]
    Detroit: Become Human on Let's NOPE