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  1. #7578
    Wordplay only works if the words don't play!
    — Serge [2021-04-21]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  2. #7577
    Ariel needs legs.
    — Cori [2021-04-19]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7576
    What's the point pooping if you don't get grenades?
    — Paul [2021-04-16]
    Death Standing on Play it Forward
  4. #7575
    Live. Laugh. Lupin.
    — Ian [2021-04-15]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #7574
    You seem like you have the right amount of holes.
    — Ian [2021-04-15]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #7573
    Stop gesturing with the baby!
    — Paul [2021-04-14]
    Death Stranding on Play it Forward
  7. #7572
    The squid would have been in flux at that time.
    — Serge [2021-04-13]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7571
    Tell me that dispensers aren't poging.
    — Serge [2021-04-13]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7570
    I just legitimately like witch farms.
    — Serge [2021-04-13]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7569
    I knew what I was doing until I didn't know what I was doing.
    — Wheeler [2021-04-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7568
    I wanted to put a horse in space.
    — Cori [2021-04-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7567
    My house is built upon a foundation of YouTube videos and Wikipedia articles.
    — Cori [2021-04-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7566
    Carrots aren't deserving of being Purple.
    — Heather [2021-04-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7564
    When life gives you horses, make horsenade.
    — Cori [2021-04-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7563
    Y'all are gonna hear some mouth noises.
    — Cori [2021-04-12]
    Makers & Crafting on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7562
    My mother texted me after that game.
    — Cameron [2021-04-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Let's NOPE
  17. #7561
    I wanted to mention feet.
    — Beej [2021-04-08]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  18. #7560
    I don't know what you're talking about, but I endorse this message.
    — Paul [2021-04-07]
    Moving Out on Let's NOPE
  19. #7559
    You can't make friends with beetles.
    — James [2021-04-06]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #7558
    I'd like to try and hit the doughnut clause with the Boston Cream.
    — Wheeler [2021-04-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7557
    I will PREMIUM deliver your underwear.
    — Paul [2021-04-05]
    Death Stranding on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7556
    "Ian, you're good at rhythm games. What am I doing wrong?" "Just need better music."
    — Wheeler and Ian [2021-04-03]
    Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout on LRRMtG
  23. #7555
    I will take the line of violence, sure.
    — Voxy [2021-04-02]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #7554
    Look, sometimes you just turn into a cardboard box. That's just life.
    — Paul [2021-04-02]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  25. #7553
    Let's start getting destructive, shall we?
    — Ian [2021-04-01]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG