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  1. #8417
    No!..wait we're improv people, yes and fuck that!
    — Bengineering [2023-01-03]
    None on AFK
  2. #8416
    I had a lot to say about stuff that probably wasn't that valuable.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  3. #8415
    I can put my face wherever I want.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  4. #8414
    I love tumblr.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  5. #8413
    Do I lose 'cause I questioned you?
    — Serge, to Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf
  6. #8412
    Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!
    — Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on fnpf
  7. #8411
    All the animals are in hell now!
    — James, laughing [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  8. #8410
    They're just hateful, hateful farmyard animals.
    — James, on sheep [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  9. #8409
    Assume a spherical Viking.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  10. #8408
    I wonder, has anyone tried to milk a raccoon?
    — Matt [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  11. #8407
    It's mine to lose, and boy am I gonna.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  12. #8406
    Thanks for joining us, Christmas Hiss.
    — Graham [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  13. #8405
    This is your last tingly juice.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  14. #8404
    I wouldn't say we're getting better at anything, because I'm not sure there's a way to get better at anything.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  15. #8403
    Full-throttle mushing stuff in front of my face.
    — Heather [2022-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Bonus Stream
  16. #8402
    Obviously you got the fuzzy end of the popsicle stick.
    — Paul [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  17. #8401
    I will eat seasonally-appropriate egg.
    — Beej [2022-12-23]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  18. #8400
    Would you like to try something experimental?
    — Ian, to Cori [2022-12-22]
    Food & Drink on LRRMtG
  19. #8399
    I don't care about anything except for balls. Nobody take that out of context.
    — James [2022-12-21]
    Just Chatting on Let's NOPE
  20. #8398
    'Boats have feelings James.' 'Then they should feel bad.'
    — Serge and James [2022-12-20]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8397
    I'm doing very good, everyone should applaud me.
    — Serge [2022-12-20]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8396
    It's the thing that scares me most.
    — Cori, On words [2022-12-19]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8395
    It definitely has good bones, but we need more skins.
    — Heather [2022-12-18]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #8394
    If it's in Sharpie, it's law.
    — Ian [2022-12-18]
    Just Chatting on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #8393
    Stop being thirsty! Drink a chicken!
    — Cori [2022-12-14]
    Dwarf Fortress on Play it Forward