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  1. #9228
    Ooh, mommy tasta!
    — Serge [2025-01-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #9227
    Oh, the ball shouldn't go in there." "The balls go where the balls go.
    — Cori and Cam [2024-12-31]
    XENOTILT: HOSTILE PINBALL ACTION on Talking Simulator
  3. #9226
    Oh, also this is a messy crit.
    — Cori, as an aside [2024-12-30]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  4. #9225
    Sometimes I do really weird stuff at night.
    — Ian [2024-12-29]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #9224
    It's me that's the problem.
    — Ian [2024-12-29]
    Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #9223
    I'm definitely not lying.
    — Heather [2024-12-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #9222
    did you know you can taste with your nostrils?
    — Jacob [2024-12-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #9221
    Did you know you can taste with your nostrils?
    — Jacob [2024-12-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #9220
    ive never been happier to be in ontario
    — Jordynne [2024-12-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #9219
    Oh no, there's gravy there.
    — Graham [2024-12-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #9218
    Don't put all your eggs in one mayo.
    — Cori [2024-12-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #9217
    Thopters are lesbians too. They're all gay.
    — Wheeler [2024-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #9216
    A Voltron made of Corvettes starts with a single Corvette.
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9215
    If I could kill him, I'd do it again.
    — Cori, as Jordan [2024-12-23]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  15. #9214
    It's clear that you all don't value your existences.
    — Jacob [2024-12-23]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  16. #9213
    Oh this makes so much more sense!....or does it?
    — Ian [2024-12-23]
    Art on cdhc
  17. #9212
    ...and then Ian screams and we all go home.
    — Graham [2024-12-21]
    Just Chatting on the crapshoot
  18. #9211
    I would like to refund my son's skin!
    — Beej [2024-12-20]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  19. #9210
    All I'm saying is, I just talked to my cat.
    — Adam [2024-12-16]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  20. #9209
    The holidays are a great time to lie to your loved ones.
    — Beej [2024-12-13]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  21. #9208
    The only thing that will make me feel good about myself is diamonds.
    — Serge [2024-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #9207
    There's a lot of cracks in a body that aren't the butt!
    — Cori [2024-12-09]
    Games + Demos on Can't Draw Horses Club
  23. #9206
    You have to keep pumping money down the toilet.
    — Beej [2024-12-06]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  24. #9205
    Why did Beej send me titties, why did he do that to me again?
    — Beej, as Paul [2024-12-06]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9204
    There once was a Gruul deck I drafted. That I thought was quite carefully crafted. I queued up on stream, But my deck it would seem, Was destined to punt and get shafted.
    — MommaGart [2024-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG