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  1. #9605
    You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.
    — Heather [2026-06-26]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  2. #9604
    Why did we cave to the kink?
    — Bengineering [2026-06-23]
    None on Good Morning Moonbase
  3. #9603
    The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.
    — Bengineering [2026-06-22]
    R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
  4. #9602
    The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.
    — Nelson [2026-06-19]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  5. #9601
    'I am on extremely shaky scholarly ground here.' 'You always are!'
    — Beej and Heather [2026-06-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  6. #9600
    Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  7. #9599
    What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.
    — Heather, to Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  8. #9598
    Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!
    — Heather [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  9. #9597
    Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  10. #9596
    Cadillacs fuck!
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  11. #9595
    Why am I excited to perform for birds?
    — Ian [2026-06-13]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  12. #9594
    no, I changed my mind, looking into that abyss is too dark.
    — Nelson [2026-06-11]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  13. #9593
    I look pretty!
    — James, said with a box on his head. [2026-06-09]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  14. #9592
    The best thing about video games is I don't have to touch real fish.
    — Heather [2026-06-08]
    None on Unknown
  15. #9591
    If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens.
    — Ian [2026-06-08]
    Sledding Game on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9590
    I wasn't the first person to say something mean!
    — Angel [2026-06-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #9589
    It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.
    — Heather [2026-06-05]
    Summer Game Fest on ChillPoint
  18. #9588
    I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!
    — James [2026-06-04]
    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Bonus Stream
  19. #9587
    Assassination is a fun hobby, it's true, but it's more fun when you do it yourself.
    — Heather [2026-05-29]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  20. #9586
    everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls
    — Jordynne, in chat [2026-05-26]
    None on Unknown
  21. #9585
    Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?
    — Heather [2026-05-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  22. #9584
    I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!
    — Beej [2026-05-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  23. #9583
    Thank you for making me look normal.
    — Ian, to Cori [2026-05-18]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  24. #9582
    I'm the most alive!
    — Ian [2026-05-18]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  25. #9581
    Helicopters are like horses, they only want to die.
    — Ian [2026-05-18]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams