Quotes – LRRbot

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#9641

I wish I was apple fritter adjacent.

— Paul [2026-08-25]
Makers & Crafting on Unknown
#9640

Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!

— Ian [2026-08-25]
Makers & Crafting on Unknown
#9639

I can't be trusted.

— James, regarding the mod tools [2026-08-25]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#9638

Ian's new skill in Mischief will allow him to trick others

— TheSims [2026-08-25]
The Sims 4 on Bonus Stream
#9637

Why is the weird crawly crawly?

— Serge [2026-08-24]
DIRECTIVE 8020 on Bonus Stream
#9636

Thank you for... cream.

— Wheeler [2026-08-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Unknown
#9635

I thought we agreed we don't have to chew crayons anymore.

— Heather [2026-08-21]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9634

I can't write all of this down but I wrote down some stuff and that's what's important.

— Beej [2026-08-15]
Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
#9633

My mistake was, uh, trying to improve things.

— Paul [2026-08-14]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9632

I wonder if sleep is free?

— Cori [2026-08-10]
A Game About Chopping Trees on Send Codes
#9631

How many people are going to be cheese? All of them!

— Heather [2026-08-07]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9630

I'm not allowed to say anything.

— Dale [2026-08-06]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9629

Editing's easy - you just cut everything. Just make the video three seconds.

— Adam [2026-08-04]
SILENT HILL 2 on Let's NOPE
#9628

I don't have inside thoughts.

— Cameron [2026-08-04]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9627

'Blame the American dream Graham.' 'I do, frequently.'

— James and Graham [2026-07-28]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9626

Lightning Bolt?" "Counterspell.

— James and Adam, right before James casts a second Lightning Bolt [2026-07-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9625

You're an adult, legally, somehow.

— Heather [2026-07-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9624

you skinned Pikachu and you're wearing him.

— Heather [2026-07-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9623

I... have a knife!

— Dale [2026-07-23]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9622

Having periodic boundary conditions is going to ruin my life, thanks for asking.

— Cameron [2026-07-23]
Cursed Words on Talking Simulator
#9621

Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up.

— Matt G, on the 'cloacal kiss' [2026-07-22]
Two Point Museum on Bonus Stream
#9620

If any of you are having a tough week and are nice to me because of it: please have tough weeks more often.

— Adam [2026-07-18]
SAROS on Bonus Stream
#9619

It's winter o'clock somewhere.

— Beej [2026-07-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9618

I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.

— Adam [2026-07-11]
Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
#9617

My butt needs a yacht.

— Beej [2026-07-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint