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#9228

Ooh, mommy tasta!

— Serge [2025-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#9227

Oh, the ball shouldn't go in there." "The balls go where the balls go.

— Cori and Cam [2024-12-31]
XENOTILT: HOSTILE PINBALL ACTION on Talking Simulator
#9226

Oh, also this is a messy crit.

— Cori, as an aside [2024-12-30]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9225

Sometimes I do really weird stuff at night.

— Ian [2024-12-29]
Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#9224

It's me that's the problem.

— Ian [2024-12-29]
Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#9223

I'm definitely not lying.

— Heather [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9222

did you know you can taste with your nostrils?

— Jacob [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9221

Did you know you can taste with your nostrils?

— Jacob [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9220

ive never been happier to be in ontario

— Jordynne [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9219

Oh no, there's gravy there.

— Graham [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9218

Don't put all your eggs in one mayo.

— Cori [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9217

Thopters are lesbians too. They're all gay.

— Wheeler [2024-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9216

A Voltron made of Corvettes starts with a single Corvette.

— Ian [2024-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9215

If I could kill him, I'd do it again.

— Cori, as Jordan [2024-12-23]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9214

It's clear that you all don't value your existences.

— Jacob [2024-12-23]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9213

Oh this makes so much more sense!....or does it?

— Ian [2024-12-23]
Art on cdhc
#9212

...and then Ian screams and we all go home.

— Graham [2024-12-21]
Just Chatting on the crapshoot
#9211

I would like to refund my son's skin!

— Beej [2024-12-20]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9210

All I'm saying is, I just talked to my cat.

— Adam [2024-12-16]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9209

The holidays are a great time to lie to your loved ones.

— Beej [2024-12-13]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9208

The only thing that will make me feel good about myself is diamonds.

— Serge [2024-12-10]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9207

There's a lot of cracks in a body that aren't the butt!

— Cori [2024-12-09]
Games + Demos on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9206

You have to keep pumping money down the toilet.

— Beej [2024-12-06]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9205

Why did Beej send me titties, why did he do that to me again?

— Beej, as Paul [2024-12-06]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9204

There once was a Gruul deck I drafted. That I thought was quite carefully crafted. I queued up on stream, But my deck it would seem, Was destined to punt and get shafted.

— MommaGart [2024-12-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG