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  1. #7352
    Benevolence is an option.
    — Carrie [2020-11-16]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #7351
    I like that! No I don't!
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #7350
    We'll save you the butthole of the bread.
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #7349
    I gotta change eyes.
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
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  5. #7348
    Always leave them getting nothing.
    — Beej [2020-11-16]
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  6. #7347
    I showed you my nut punch, please reply.
    — Graham [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7346
    I had no idea there were so many Garages.
    — Graham [2020-11-15]
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  8. #7345
    I don't pay attention to the things that come out of my mouth.
    — Graham [2020-11-15]
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  9. #7344
    Are you sure this has nothing to do with people who sell terrible meat through the mail?
    — Carrie [2020-11-15]
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  10. #7343
    I'M McDonald's now!
    — Jacob [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7342
    I've never been more delighted to not know what's going on.
    — Jacob [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7341
    You look like a '90s anime!
    — Cori, to Beej [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7340
    I'm a penguin! What are you?
    — Heather [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7339
    I have no mouth, and I must TONGUES!
    — Molly Lewis [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7338
    I don't know what happened, but I think the only solution is to unzip Beej's head.
    — Cameron [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #7337
    I was so sure this was going to be a good idea, and I instantly regret it.
    — Beej [2020-11-15]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7336
    You gotta use your little man to suck up the fluid.
    — Graham [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7335
    I like what I like. I will make no apologies for it.
    — Jacob [2020-11-14]
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  19. #7334
    I mean, when you think about it, every household appliance is a vore situation.
    — Andrew [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7333
    I think I have opinions.
    — TQ [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7332
    I love risky bread!
    — Jacob [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7331
    "So, Serge I was wondering. What's your strategy here?" "Hit ball with stick."
    — Liz and Serge [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #7330
    Whenever we need to relieve stress, we just prolapse a cow.
    — Cameron [2020-11-14]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7329
    Blaseball is like if Jon Bois wrote Homestuck.
    — Molly Lewis [2020-11-14]
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  25. #7328
    I never obligate people to laugh at the things that I say.
    — Heather [2020-11-14]
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