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  1. #7481
    You just gotta be able to kill stuff, Graham Stark, 2021.
    — Graham [2021-01-29]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #7480
    Graham! Die quicker!
    — Bengineering [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  3. #7479
    What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?
    — Paul [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  4. #7478
    Cam, help, this buff fish is bullying me.
    — Graham [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  5. #7477
    Good news, the slime is more viscous than we originally thought.
    — Graham [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  6. #7476
    Shoutout to my boy Euclid!
    — Ian [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  7. #7475
    Aah! It's raining me!
    — Cameron [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  8. #7474
    I keep hammering the "cry" button, but it's only happening in real life.
    — Graham [2021-01-27]
    Gang Beasts on Talking Simulator
  9. #7473
    Maybe I'm better when I'm on fire ?
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7472
    It's hard to see where you're going when you're on fire a lot.
    — RebelliousUno [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7471
    You ever just have a man appear inside of you?
    — James [2021-01-26]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7470
    I am experiencing mediocre comprehension!
    — Dale, as Randall [2021-01-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7469
    We may end up hitting peak boxcutter soon.
    — Ian [2021-01-24]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Rhythmic Adventure Pack on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7468
    I'm powered by toffee and speed.
    — Ian [2021-01-24]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  15. #7467
    I am powered by licorice and speed!
    — Ian [2021-01-23]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  16. #7466
    what do you call those little kid rocking coffins? Cradles!
    — Ian [2021-01-23]
    Project CARS 2 on Play it Forward
  17. #7465
    I'm so glad we get to close the narrative arc of Ben's dinner.
    — Graham [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7464
    You could have stayed omnipotent, but now we just know you are a weinner.
    — Bengineering, on James [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7463
    James speaks lies.
    — Cameron [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7462
    What is wrong with my mouth?
    — Cameron [2021-01-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7461
    Do bears have morals?
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  22. #7460
    It's like Boo-Boo, if Boo-Boo was homicidal.
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  23. #7459
    Would you like to escape by being so cute?
    — Michelle Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  24. #7458
    That was weird, but I like it.
    — Anthony Rapp [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG
  25. #7457
    I'm going to try and just hold onto your butt as you rampage.
    — Kathleen [2021-01-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on LRRMtG

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