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  1. #6327
    Oh my meow.
    — Serge [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #6326
    We're all more stereotypically Canadian in the morning.
    — Heather [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #6325
    'If somebody replaces you, I'll take them out so you can come back.' 'I don't think that's how it works.' 'Ehhh I'll make it happen.'
    — Heather and Adam [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6324
    Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face.
    — Adam [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #6323
    You should listen to me because I'M the fucking Boshy.
    — Adam [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #6322
    I'm willing to be part of this TPK.
    — Heather [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #6321
    We have a Paul, we don't need an app.
    — Serge [2019-08-14]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6320
    'Did I fuck up in any way?' 'No, it was me.' 'YEAH!'
    — Jacob and Kathleen [2019-08-14]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  9. #6319
    I unsurprisingly want to sleep in a very high-tech coffin.
    — Jacob [2019-08-14]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  10. #6318
    Remember kids: Don't walk off cliffs for no reason.
    — James [2019-08-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6317
    James and Serge: two friends with no pants, on an adventure!
    — Serge [2019-08-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #6316
    Twitch chat is the true super hostile that we met along the way.
    — James [2019-08-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6315
    You're done when I say you're done.
    — Heather [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6314
    Dale's a campfire and we're all telling a story around him.
    — Jacob [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  15. #6313
    'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'
    — Beej, and then everyone in unison
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  16. #6312
    I'm gonna give you a bunch of information and some of it's true.
    — Dale [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6311
    Computers are all the same. It's just decoration.
    — Ian [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  18. #6310
    Let chaos reign.
    — Jacob, matter-of-factly [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  19. #6309
    Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned.
    — Jacob [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6308
    What do I need to do here to commit treason?
    — Jacob [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6307
    Not it! I choose not to pick up the guy with no head.
    — Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6306
    I have all the guns I need as Fitness Officer!
    — Kathleen, as Kennedy, striking a pose [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6305
    You know what they say: If you don't have equipment, you don't risk losing it.
    — Beej, as Blake [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6304
    I used to be a dinosaur, and now I'm not! And that's *great*.
    — Jacob, definitely not thinking that it's great [2019-08-12]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6303
    It's horrifying...I love it.
    — Ian [2019-08-11]
    BIT.TRIP Presents: Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien on Rhythm Cafe