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  1. #9640
    Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!
    — Ian [2026-08-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Unknown
  2. #9639
    I can't be trusted.
    — James, regarding the mod tools [2026-08-25]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  3. #9638
    Ian's new skill in Mischief will allow him to trick others
    — TheSims [2026-08-25]
    The Sims 4 on Bonus Stream
  4. #9637
    Why is the weird crawly crawly?
    — Serge [2026-08-24]
    DIRECTIVE 8020 on Bonus Stream
  5. #9636
    Thank you for... cream.
    — Wheeler [2026-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Unknown
  6. #9635
    I thought we agreed we don't have to chew crayons anymore.
    — Heather [2026-08-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9634
    I can't write all of this down but I wrote down some stuff and that's what's important.
    — Beej [2026-08-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
  8. #9633
    My mistake was, uh, trying to improve things.
    — Paul [2026-08-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9632
    I wonder if sleep is free?
    — Cori [2026-08-10]
    A Game About Chopping Trees on Send Codes
  10. #9631
    How many people are going to be cheese? All of them!
    — Heather [2026-08-07]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  11. #9630
    I'm not allowed to say anything.
    — Dale [2026-08-06]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  12. #9629
    Editing's easy - you just cut everything. Just make the video three seconds.
    — Adam [2026-08-04]
    SILENT HILL 2 on Let's NOPE
  13. #9628
    I don't have inside thoughts.
    — Cameron [2026-08-04]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  14. #9627
    'Blame the American dream Graham.' 'I do, frequently.'
    — James and Graham [2026-07-28]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  15. #9626
    Lightning Bolt?" "Counterspell.
    — James and Adam, right before James casts a second Lightning Bolt [2026-07-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #9625
    You're an adult, legally, somehow.
    — Heather [2026-07-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9624
    you skinned Pikachu and you're wearing him.
    — Heather [2026-07-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  18. #9623
    I... have a knife!
    — Dale [2026-07-23]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  19. #9622
    Having periodic boundary conditions is going to ruin my life, thanks for asking.
    — Cameron [2026-07-23]
    Cursed Words on Talking Simulator
  20. #9621
    Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up.
    — Matt G, on the 'cloacal kiss' [2026-07-22]
    Two Point Museum on Bonus Stream
  21. #9620
    If any of you are having a tough week and are nice to me because of it: please have tough weeks more often.
    — Adam [2026-07-18]
    SAROS on Bonus Stream
  22. #9619
    It's winter o'clock somewhere.
    — Beej [2026-07-17]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  23. #9618
    I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.
    — Adam [2026-07-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
  24. #9617
    My butt needs a yacht.
    — Beej [2026-07-10]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9616
    I have done some...problems.
    — Ian [2026-07-06]
    Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams