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  1. #9466
    It gets the horn again!
    — Nelson [2025-11-18]
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  2. #9465
    Hi! I'm Carrie! And... I'm sorry.
    — Carrie [2025-11-18]
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  3. #9464
    Why are you yelling MY name? That's 55 inches of Pikachu. I didn't say anything wrong here!
    — James [2025-11-18]
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  4. #9463
    I finished my science degree, I don't have to think about numbers anymore!
    — Julie [2025-11-17]
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  5. #9462
    The only GPT I care about are the girls, the polyamorous and the trans.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-17]
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  6. #9461
    Grab yourself a nice, healthy pinch of words.
    — Ben [2025-11-17]
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  7. #9460
    I appreciate that you didn't just thicken the donkey sauce.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-17]
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  8. #9459
    The game where you can win anyone's heart with mayonnaise may not have been entirely truthful.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-17]
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  9. #9458
    Not *all* of my tchotchkes are radioactive.
    — Alex [2025-11-17]
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  10. #9457
    Look, we all know that you need underwear.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-17]
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  11. #9456
    You can make those donuts with as many human parts as you want.
    — Meghan [2025-11-17]
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  12. #9455
    I haven't gone to bed yet and I haven't encountered the police, it's still the same day.
    — Andrew [2025-11-17]
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  13. #9454
    Quoth the raven: "Sup girl."
    — Matt [2025-11-17]
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  14. #9453
    What's inside of me? Darkness! That sounds about right.
    — James [2025-11-17]
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  15. #9452
    Just be glad I use my stabbing for good.
    — Emily [2025-11-17]
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  16. #9451
    Maybe we can't crank this thing, but we are going to finish it.
    — Beej [2025-11-17]
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  17. #9450
    I don't feel anything anymore. I gave it up for Lent.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-16]
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  18. #9449
    You could give each other engraved yaoi paddles!
    — Julie [2025-11-16]
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  19. #9448
    Is Blathers going to accept my bones?
    — Wiggins [2025-11-16]
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  20. #9447
    Old, wise people should not be the main characters of books.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-16]
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  21. #9446
    Give me a toilet word!
    — Meghan [2025-11-16]
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  22. #9445
    The crank box is getting heavy.
    — Graham [2025-11-16]
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  23. #9444
    You have to eat a cake's worth of cake.
    — James [2025-11-16]
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  24. #9443
    Thank you for lying. That means a lot to me.
    — Wheeler [2025-11-11]
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  25. #9442
    Who doesn't need both of their feet?
    — Ian [2025-11-15]
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