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  1. #9654
    That's.. that's not a hole for me...
    — Ian [2026-08-27]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  2. #9653
    Ben! thank you for Education!
    — Cameron [2026-08-27]
    Super Mario 64 on Unknown
  3. #9652
    Oh I forgot to jump in his mouth.
    — Ben [2026-08-27]
    Super Mario 64 on Unknown
  4. #9651
    I can buy things! But at what cost?
    — Matt [2026-08-27]
    TUNIC on Unknown
  5. #9650
    Horner-chan, save me! Horner-chan, please!
    — Matt [2026-08-27]
    TUNIC on Unknown
  6. #9649
    I'll never make fun of a new videogame ever again.
    — Adam, lying [2026-08-26]
    MindJack on Unknown
  7. #9648
    Because the Grim Reaper got stuck in the house, I added him to our family.
    — Bengineering [2026-08-26]
    Board Games on Unknown
  8. #9647
    Paul is the MILF of LRR.
    — Jordynne [2026-08-26]
    Games + Demos on Unknown
  9. #9646
    Please add it to the quote database.
    — Matt [2026-08-26]
    Games + Demos on Unknown
  10. #9645
    I spent so much time in my room, I had to leave to get the evil out.
    — Jordynne [2026-08-26]
    Games + Demos on Unknown
  11. #9644
    That's your bit. My bit is telling you, 'No.'
    — Angel, to Wheeler [2026-08-25]
    Mahjong Soul on Unknown
  12. #9643
    No one actually cares about mahjong.
    — Wheeler [2026-08-25]
    Mahjong Soul on Unknown
  13. #9642
    Everything's made of flesh.
    — Heather [2026-08-25]
    DIRECTIVE 8020 on Unknown
  14. #9641
    I wish I was apple fritter adjacent.
    — Paul [2026-08-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Unknown
  15. #9640
    Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!
    — Ian [2026-08-25]
    Makers & Crafting on Unknown
  16. #9639
    I can't be trusted.
    — James, regarding the mod tools [2026-08-25]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  17. #9638
    Ian's new skill in Mischief will allow him to trick others
    — TheSims [2026-08-25]
    The Sims 4 on Bonus Stream
  18. #9637
    Why is the weird crawly crawly?
    — Serge [2026-08-24]
    DIRECTIVE 8020 on Bonus Stream
  19. #9636
    Thank you for... cream.
    — Wheeler [2026-08-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Unknown
  20. #9635
    I thought we agreed we don't have to chew crayons anymore.
    — Heather [2026-08-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  21. #9634
    I can't write all of this down but I wrote down some stuff and that's what's important.
    — Beej [2026-08-15]
    Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
  22. #9633
    My mistake was, uh, trying to improve things.
    — Paul [2026-08-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  23. #9632
    I wonder if sleep is free?
    — Cori [2026-08-10]
    A Game About Chopping Trees on Send Codes
  24. #9631
    How many people are going to be cheese? All of them!
    — Heather [2026-08-07]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9630
    I'm not allowed to say anything.
    — Dale [2026-08-06]
    Board Games on The Long Game