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#9567
He's like if you crossed a cloud with a sack full of knees.
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Graham,
on Baxter, a cat
[2026-04-21]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
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#9566
no i-frames on getting hit by a car? :D
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Marvoleath
[2026-04-20]
Disco Samurai on Send Codes
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#9565
Oh, I wasn't suggesting that. I was suggesting murder.
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Heather
[2026-04-19]
Steel Century Groove on Rhythm Cafe
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#9564
So there are 2 ways you can fuck up a drive rush cancel: By going for it, and by not going for it.
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Nelson
[2026-04-17]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#9563
It's like Magneto for bones.
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Kathleen
[2026-04-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#9562
Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude.
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Kathleen
[2026-04-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#9561
Immediacy and no paper trail are the sexiest things.
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Wheeler
[2026-04-14]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
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#9560
Who needs passive regen when you have active eating?
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Matt G
[2026-04-13]
Devil Jam on Send Codes
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#9559
The problem is I'm not killing them enough...
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Matt G
[2026-04-13]
Devil Jam on Send Codes
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#9558
I chose violence. Don't worry about it.
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James
[2026-04-13]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
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#9557
What else is books?
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Cori
[2026-04-09]
TR-49 on Talking Simulator
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#9556
I'm not actually this hateful. I mean I am, but I keep it inside. You shouldn't see it, it's a weakness.
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Kathleen
[2026-04-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9555
It isn't like it took away Toad's face.
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Paul
[2026-04-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9554
I'm not a weirdo.
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Adam,
Defensively
[2026-04-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#9553
I don't need to win, I need you to lose!
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Heather
[2026-03-30]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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#9552
I thought that the brown was gonna go down.
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Ben
[2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9551
We have to mount this molehill!
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Serge
[2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9550
The answer is not gun.
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Ian
[2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9549
I refuse to impersonate Prostate Dracula.
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Graham
[2026-03-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9548
Heather grew up in Brazil.
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Beej
[2026-03-27]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9547
I'll booty blast at some point in time.
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Wheeler
[2026-03-24]
Slay the Spire II on Is This Your Card?
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#9546
The nice thing about killing your enemies is that it's profitable.
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Matt Griffiths
[2026-03-23]
PinKeep on Send Codes
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#9545
You can't throw me in the trash! I have claws!
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Heather
[2026-03-22]
Super Crazy Rhythm Castle on Rhythm Cafe
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#9544
I was not a good kid.
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Heather
[2026-03-20]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9542
There's no parking brake on the moon?!
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Alex
[2026-03-17]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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