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#9585

Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?

— Heather [2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9584

I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!

— Beej [2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9583

Thank you for making me look normal.

— Ian, to Cori [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9582

I'm the most alive!

— Ian [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9581

Helicopters are like horses, they only want to die.

— Ian [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9580

Let the bad brown live in the theater of your mind.

— Graham [2026-05-16]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9579

No sad Beej! Only show go away!

— Heather [2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9578

Nobody wants anything to look like Choo Choo Charlie.

— Heather [2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9577

We don't really do solemn here.

— Nelson [2026-05-15]
Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
#9576

THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.

— Adam [2026-05-09]
SAROS on Unknown
#9575

Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard.

— Heather [2026-05-08]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9574

I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is.

— Alex [2026-05-05]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9573

Everyone gets to decide their ghost situation.

— Beej [2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9572

I have six more crates to remove from a tunnel, and if I do that, something might happen!

— Beej [2026-05-01]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9571

Let's hope Ian's unique form of brain-blindness helps us today.

— Graham [2026-04-25]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9570

I know who James is; he's the one I like.

— Heather [2026-04-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9569

I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses.

— Paul [2026-04-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9568

I love government.

— Cameron and Cori, repeatedly [2026-04-23]
DEAD LETTER DEPT. on Talking Simulator
#9567

He's like if you crossed a cloud with a sack full of knees.

— Graham, on Baxter, a cat [2026-04-21]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9566

no i-frames on getting hit by a car? :D

— Marvoleath [2026-04-20]
Disco Samurai on Send Codes
#9565

Oh, I wasn't suggesting that. I was suggesting murder.

— Heather [2026-04-19]
Steel Century Groove on Rhythm Cafe
#9564

So there are 2 ways you can fuck up a drive rush cancel: By going for it, and by not going for it.

— Nelson [2026-04-17]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9563

It's like Magneto for bones.

— Kathleen [2026-04-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9562

Me calling someone on a sequencing mistake is incredibly rude.

— Kathleen [2026-04-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9561

Immediacy and no paper trail are the sexiest things.

— Wheeler [2026-04-14]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase