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  1. #9677
    What's your favourite revolution? Vote now on your phones!
    — Ian [2026-09-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  2. #9676
    Underwear is kind of like a weird make-work project.
    — Nelson [2026-09-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  3. #9675
    A vote for Heather is a vote for you.
    — Cori [2026-09-28]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  4. #9674
    Ever heard of a regional dialackt?
    — Serge [2026-09-26]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #9673
    It doesn't take much to make a child cry.
    — Heather [2026-09-25]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  6. #9672
    The thinking man's Kathleen.
    — Ian, On Cameron [2026-09-22]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  7. #9671
    I am very angry.
    — Ian, calmly [2026-09-21]
    Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
  8. #9670
    The boxes are extremely blowable too.
    — Matt G [2026-09-21]
    Project P.I.T.T. on Send Codes
  9. #9669
    Anyone can be an egg if you try hard enough.
    — Brian David Gilbert [2026-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #9668
    I think about eating human beings a lot.
    — Cori [2026-09-17]
    I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking on AFK
  11. #9667
    the secret word is flute anus.
    — Serge [2026-09-15]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  12. #9666
    I am old!...and a baby!
    — James [2026-09-08]
    ELDEN RING on Bonus Stream
  13. #9665
    They weren't dead when I started shooting at them...
    — Graham [2026-09-07]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  14. #9664
    I've been promoted due to my incompetence! This is so unrealistic!
    — Paul [2026-09-03]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  15. #9663
    This is gonna sound like I'm lying, but... I restarted the potato engine.
    — Paul [2026-08-31]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9662
    Who in our great country doesn't know the Mother Sausage?
    — Dan [2026-08-29]
    Special Events on Unknown
  17. #9661
    Tell me something that maybe sad feels make.
    — Graham [2026-08-29]
    Special Events on Unknown
  18. #9660
    What is this shared trait between our personalities? It might be being a dumbass!
    — Kathleen, to Serge [2026-08-29]
    Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
  19. #9659
    Wizard face has much more face.
    — Heather [2026-08-29]
    Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
  20. #9658
    Don't sell them short; they can still get it wrong now.
    — Cameron, referring to chat [2026-08-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  21. #9657
    The difference between me and Twitch chat is my lines are correct.
    — Wheeler, on backseating [2026-08-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  22. #9656
    Read a book! Read a book!
    — Cori [2026-08-28]
    ADOM: Ancient Domains of Mystery on Unknown
  23. #9655
    Who would win in a fight, the devil or the host of a podcast about water?
    — Graham [2026-08-27]
    WWE 2K26 on Unknown
  24. #9654
    That's.. that's not a hole for me...
    — Ian [2026-08-27]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  25. #9653
    Ben! thank you for Education!
    — Cameron [2026-08-27]
    Super Mario 64 on Unknown