Quotes – LRRbot

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#9606

What am I saying to Bro?

— Graham [2026-06-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9605

You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.

— Heather [2026-06-26]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9604

Why did we cave to the kink?

— Bengineering [2026-06-23]
None on Good Morning Moonbase
#9603

The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.

— Bengineering [2026-06-22]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
#9602

The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.

— Nelson [2026-06-19]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9601

'I am on extremely shaky scholarly ground here.' 'You always are!'

— Beej and Heather [2026-06-14]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9600

Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9599

What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.

— Heather, to Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9598

Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!

— Heather [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9597

Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9596

Cadillacs fuck!

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9595

Why am I excited to perform for birds?

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9594

no, I changed my mind, looking into that abyss is too dark.

— Nelson [2026-06-11]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9593

I look pretty!

— James, said with a box on his head. [2026-06-09]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9592

The best thing about video games is I don't have to touch real fish.

— Heather [2026-06-08]
None on Unknown
#9591

If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens.

— Ian [2026-06-08]
Sledding Game on Crossing the Streams
#9590

I wasn't the first person to say something mean!

— Angel [2026-06-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9589

It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.

— Heather [2026-06-05]
Summer Game Fest on ChillPoint
#9588

I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!

— James [2026-06-04]
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Bonus Stream
#9587

Assassination is a fun hobby, it's true, but it's more fun when you do it yourself.

— Heather [2026-05-29]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9586

everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls

— Jordynne, in chat [2026-05-26]
None on Unknown
#9585

Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?

— Heather [2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9584

I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!

— Beej [2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9583

Thank you for making me look normal.

— Ian, to Cori [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#9582

I'm the most alive!

— Ian [2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams