Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#9491
Kamehameha, British colonialists!
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Ian
[2025-11-20]
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#9490
Mikey. Michael, my brother. We have made decisions.
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Dan Olson
[2025-11-20]
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#9489
Dang it, he took my octothorpe!
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Erika
[2025-11-20]
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#9488
I'm real frickin' stubborn.
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Kathleen
[2025-11-20]
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#9487
Excuse me sir, could you tell me where your cloaca is?
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Kathleen
[2025-11-20]
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#9486
'I thought you were a public bus.' 'Thank you!'
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Dan Olson and Graham
[2025-11-20]
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#9485
Slurp warning in about seven seconds ago.
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Graham
[2025-11-20]
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#9484
Creepy Doll's barking on the inside.
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Carrie
[2025-11-20]
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#9483
Ska is "everything is terrible and it sucks and I have a trumpet."
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Julie
[2025-11-20]
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#9482
I cause problems no matter what I'm wearing!
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Julie
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#9481
It took us... 41 minutes to get to deep-throating hot dogs.
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Wiggins
[2025-11-19]
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#9480
Last time I stole something from a hospital it didn't go well.
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Ian
[2025-11-19]
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#9479
Sometimes the hard work means you die.
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Graham
[2025-11-19]
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#9478
I have already stabbed this over 44,000 times, and I'm not bored yet.
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Emily
[2025-11-19]
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#9477
That's why they call me "The Beef".
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Graham
[2025-11-19]
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#9476
Fleshy? Again?
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Matt
[2025-11-19]
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#9475
Why does this have ears? Questions for later.
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Boomer
[2025-11-19]
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#9474
Leave space for teeth.
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Cori
[2025-11-19]
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#9473
Hey, look at that, I'm smarter than the lego piece.
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Beej
[2025-11-19]
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#9472
You can use slurp juice on more than one ape.
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Ian
[2025-11-18]
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#9471
A lot of LRR employees *are* of beekeeping age.
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Jordynne
[2025-11-18]
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#9470
That's not even the most arrestable thing you've said TONIGHT!
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Wiggins,
to Ian
[2025-11-18]
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#9469
Yes! Crush me, bagel!
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Kathleen
[2025-11-18]
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#9468
I got so much appreciation for literacy up my nose.
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Graham
[2025-11-18]
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#9467
Under normal circumstances, do not eat the delicious Magic cards.
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Erika
[2025-11-18]
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