Quotes – LRRbot

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#9617

My butt needs a yacht.

— Beej [2026-07-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9616

I have done some...problems.

— Ian [2026-07-06]
Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
#9615

Cactuses are just nature's skeletons.

— Ian [2026-07-06]
Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
#9614

I think I know how to chomp.

— Ian [2026-07-05]
Rhythm Heaven Groove on Rhythm Cafe
#9613

There's nothing more fun to solve then a murder.

— Beej [2026-07-05]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9612

Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.

— Nelson, while everything was fine [2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9611

I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.

— Serge [2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9610

If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.

— Nelson [2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9609

All right kids, lick each other's sores!

— Beej [2026-07-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9608

They're used to my bullshit!

— Beej, on lying to chat [2026-07-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9607

We need more white guys with microphones.

— James [2026-06-30]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9606

What am I saying to Bro?

— Graham [2026-06-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9605

You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.

— Heather [2026-06-26]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9604

Why did we cave to the kink?

— Bengineering [2026-06-23]
None on Good Morning Moonbase
#9603

The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.

— Bengineering [2026-06-22]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
#9602

The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.

— Nelson [2026-06-19]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9601

'I am on extremely shaky scholarly ground here.' 'You always are!'

— Beej and Heather [2026-06-14]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9600

Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9599

What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.

— Heather, to Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9598

Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!

— Heather [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9597

Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9596

Cadillacs fuck!

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9595

Why am I excited to perform for birds?

— Ian [2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9594

no, I changed my mind, looking into that abyss is too dark.

— Nelson [2026-06-11]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9593

I look pretty!

— James, said with a box on his head. [2026-06-09]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase