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  1. #9514
    sorry to the person i ran over with my car and whose corpse i dragged a whole kilometer. that was rude
    — kimmiekoneko [2026-01-05]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
  2. #9513
    Oh! I can use the keyboard to wangle my dangle.
    — Ian [2025-12-29]
    About Fishing on Send Codes
  3. #9512
    LoadingReadyRun will bring you the best-produced cribbage content you've ever seen.
    — Graham [2025-12-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #9511
    Even their mighty suck was defeated.
    — Graham [2025-12-27]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #9510
    Water should not have spiders.
    — Heather [2025-12-25]
    Yakuza 0 on Bonus Stream
  6. #9509
    'There better be cocaine in there.' 'Well it's got your name on it.'
    — Adam and Cori [2025-12-24]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #9508
    I'm basically Britney Spears.
    — Nelson [2025-12-22]
    NeverAwake FLASHBACK on Send Codes
  8. #9507
    Icy crabs don't have any feelings.
    — Angel [2025-12-19]
    None on Unknown
  9. #9506
    Too much grinding has always been Tingle's problem.
    — Paul [2025-12-19]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  10. #9505
    Maybe this format sucks?!
    — Wheeler, on a format he helped create. [2025-12-17]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #9504
    I think I just macro-dosed fear.
    — Graham [2025-12-16]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  12. #9503
    I'm too much of a dumbass to cheat.
    — Bengineering [2025-12-16]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  13. #9502
    It's hard to determine what is fire.
    — Cori [2025-12-15]
    Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on Crossing the Streams
  14. #9501
    You had a sick deck. I don't know if that helps.
    — Adam [2025-12-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #9500
    You're not Canadian, you wouldn't get it.
    — Serge [2025-12-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #9499
    You can only pee so fast.
    — Beej [2025-12-12]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9498
    I gotta keep my hands and my mind pure.
    — Adam [2025-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #9497
    Everyone loves death. Go!
    — Cam [2025-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #9496
    IM INVINCIBLE
    — James, in Chat, not getting hit by The Wheel [2025-12-02]
    Subnautica on Let's NOPE
  20. #9495
    You're just gonna have to believe me that I was right.
    — Graham [2025-12-02]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  21. #9494
    I'm one short of being able to suck everyone.
    — Bengineering [2025-11-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #9493
    It definitely tastes.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-25]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  23. #9492
    wait...the piss is for fun?
    — James [2025-11-25]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  24. #9491
    Kamehameha, British colonialists!
    — Ian [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9490
    Mikey. Michael, my brother. We have made decisions.
    — Dan Olson [2025-11-20]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope