Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#9380
I can do worse! Just give me a minute.
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Dale
[2025-08-14]
Board Games on The Long Game
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#9379
Cereal is a tragic food.
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Adam
[2025-08-12]
Just Chatting on Unknown
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#9378
Listen, ghost. You shut the fuck up. You're dead.
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Bengineering
[2025-08-11]
PEAK on Crossing the Streams
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#9377
I'm gonna send your crab to hell.
—
Wheeler,
to Cam
[2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9376
This is not a good joke.
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Angel,
about Wheeler's joke
[2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9375
Oh no. I don't have any way to win.
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Nelson
[2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9374
I have crafted my sentence. It is perfect. It's not very helpful.
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Kathleen
[2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9373
You can of course buy some of these shirts, but don't.
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Kathleen
[2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9372
Pink is such an optimistic colour. And yet...
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Michelle
[2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9371
Beavers are the chicken of the sea.
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Kathleen
[2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9370
Nah, there's no way I win against corn.
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Alex
[2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9369
I lost my moustache because I'm dead.
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Kathleen
[2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9368
I'm known for my terrible ideas.
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Ian
[2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
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#9367
Hey, I'm paying attention this time!
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Jordynne
[2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
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#9366
Cameron was dead the whole time.
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Cori
[2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
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#9365
I looked up through the hot tubhole.
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Cameron
[2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
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#9364
Man, I'm a bundle of joy right now.
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James
[2025-08-02]
Chrono Trigger on Unknown
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#9363
I'm gonna blame everything on Chicago.
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Wheeler
[2025-08-02]
Mahjong Soul on Unknown
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#9362
They're not lying, they're just wrong.
—
Angel,
about Chat
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9361
CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.
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Wheeler
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9360
You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself.
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Serge,
to Wheeler
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9359
I'm the good guy.
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Wheeler,
repeatedly
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9358
Question: What??
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Graham
[2025-07-30]
Board Games on Bonus Stream
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#9357
No bully him. I bully him.
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Jordynne,
to chat, about Adam
[2025-07-30]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
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#9356
This joke sucks but I gotta finish it.
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Adam
[2025-07-29]
Paranormal Cleanup on Bonus Stream
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