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#9622
Having periodic boundary conditions is going to ruin my life, thanks for asking.
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Cameron
[2026-07-23]
Cursed Words on Talking Simulator
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#9621
Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up.
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Matt G,
on the 'cloacal kiss'
[2026-07-22]
Two Point Museum on Bonus Stream
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#9620
If any of you are having a tough week and are nice to me because of it: please have tough weeks more often.
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Adam
[2026-07-18]
SAROS on Bonus Stream
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#9619
It's winter o'clock somewhere.
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Beej
[2026-07-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9618
I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.
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Adam
[2026-07-11]
Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
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#9617
My butt needs a yacht.
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Beej
[2026-07-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9616
I have done some...problems.
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Ian
[2026-07-06]
Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
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#9615
Cactuses are just nature's skeletons.
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Ian
[2026-07-06]
Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
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#9614
I think I know how to chomp.
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Ian
[2026-07-05]
Rhythm Heaven Groove on Rhythm Cafe
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#9613
There's nothing more fun to solve then a murder.
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Beej
[2026-07-05]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
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#9612
Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.
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Nelson,
while everything was fine
[2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9611
I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.
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Serge
[2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9610
If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.
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Nelson
[2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9609
All right kids, lick each other's sores!
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Beej
[2026-07-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9608
They're used to my bullshit!
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Beej,
on lying to chat
[2026-07-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9607
We need more white guys with microphones.
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James
[2026-06-30]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
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#9606
What am I saying to Bro?
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Graham
[2026-06-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9605
You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.
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Heather
[2026-06-26]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9604
Why did we cave to the kink?
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Bengineering
[2026-06-23]
None on Good Morning Moonbase
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#9603
The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.
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Bengineering
[2026-06-22]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
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#9602
The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.
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Nelson
[2026-06-19]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#9601
'I am on extremely shaky scholarly ground here.' 'You always are!'
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Beej and Heather
[2026-06-14]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9600
Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.
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Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9599
What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.
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Heather,
to Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9598
Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!
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Heather
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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