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  1. #8650
    Those who beep-beep twice as hard beep-beep half as long.
    — Cam [2023-09-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8649
    Ooh, knife ghost!
    — Heather [2023-09-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  3. #8648
    I was born in the squeeze. Molded by it.
    — Adam, as Magneto [2023-09-22]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  4. #8647
    Let me tell you how much blood I have, if you need blood.
    — Ian [2023-09-18]
    Super Bomberman R 2 on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8646
    That was geniune; I just sound like that.
    — Kathleen [2023-09-13]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #8645
    65 plus 38 is 73!
    — Serge
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #8644
    How do I disable tree heartbeat?
    — Cori [2023-09-12]
    Parkitect on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8643
    At least you all liked penis.
    — Olivia [2023-09-11]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8642
    Look at the chat, they're full of dumb ideas.
    — Cori [2023-09-11]
    Art on Is This Your Card?
  10. #8641
    I say a lot of things — I think that's what I'm known for.
    — Ian [2023-09-04]
    None on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  11. #8640
    Please enjoy this cavalcade of hair.
    — Graham [2023-09-02]
    Just Chatting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  12. #8639
    Okay, first order of business: Meow.
    — Serge [2023-09-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8638
    If I'm wrong, it's going to be hilarious.
    — Serge [2023-08-29]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8637
    What are you doing?! Stop doing that!
    — Beej, calmly [2023-08-29]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8636
    I often find myself thinking of Serge.
    — Ben [2023-08-28]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8635
    Did you just exhaust yourself with your own shenanigans?
    — Cori [2023-08-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8634
    Food food food food yes yum.
    — Wheeler [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #8633
    There's also a thing that's a thing.
    — Kathleen [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #8632
    JUDGE! I wanna do something gross!
    — Kathleen [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #8630
    The flavour is that it's good gameplay.
    — Chris Mooney [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #8629
    You have to come by and say at least egg.
    — Wheeler [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #8628
    I have to go collect a child. Hope it's mine.
    — Graham [2023-08-25]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  23. #8627
    I'm the only party member with a tongue.
    — Cori [2023-08-24]
    None on The Long Game
  24. #8626
    We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.
    — Serge [2023-08-19]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8625
    Right, that was Monday when we were putting compasses in our ass.
    — Ian [2023-08-17]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry