Quotes

Unless the cat is acting its ass off, I don't want to hear about the cat.

Oh, you want to go the legal method?

You have confirmation, Beej is a human.

That's like Florida man Doctor Who.

Are you naked if you have shoes on?

Should be at least a dozen of you motherfuckers in chat calling me out.

I'll double-team a tall straight guy.

How do I wet a foe?

Never do what I do!

I really love lying on the internet to freak people out.

If you know how a dog do, you can do that dog.

I don't want to brag, I'm pretty cool.

You can trade food for sleep.

Explosions are a kind of cloud.

Everything that you said was correct, except the answer.

I often have complaints about the back of my head.

I've had stranger things up my nose.

You should hear him when he's slamming his pork in the kitchen!

I think I'll shoot all the cannons first, because I don't have a cowboy hat.

I'm like Jane Goodall.

The clown vaporized the rhinoceros"

I used to have so much fun with Jumping Spaghetti.

You know sometimes we just gotta be hetero in here.

Mothers: Always powerful.