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  1. #9632
    I wonder if sleep is free?
    — Cori [2026-08-10]
    A Game About Chopping Trees on Send Codes
  2. #9631
    How many people are going to be cheese? All of them!
    — Heather [2026-08-07]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  3. #9630
    I'm not allowed to say anything.
    — Dale [2026-08-06]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  4. #9629
    Editing's easy - you just cut everything. Just make the video three seconds.
    — Adam [2026-08-04]
    SILENT HILL 2 on Let's NOPE
  5. #9628
    I don't have inside thoughts.
    — Cameron [2026-08-04]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  6. #9627
    'Blame the American dream Graham.' 'I do, frequently.'
    — James and Graham [2026-07-28]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  7. #9626
    Lightning Bolt?" "Counterspell.
    — James and Adam, right before James casts a second Lightning Bolt [2026-07-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #9625
    You're an adult, legally, somehow.
    — Heather [2026-07-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9624
    you skinned Pikachu and you're wearing him.
    — Heather [2026-07-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  10. #9623
    I... have a knife!
    — Dale [2026-07-23]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  11. #9622
    Having periodic boundary conditions is going to ruin my life, thanks for asking.
    — Cameron [2026-07-23]
    Cursed Words on Talking Simulator
  12. #9621
    Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up.
    — Matt G, on the 'cloacal kiss' [2026-07-22]
    Two Point Museum on Bonus Stream
  13. #9620
    If any of you are having a tough week and are nice to me because of it: please have tough weeks more often.
    — Adam [2026-07-18]
    SAROS on Bonus Stream
  14. #9619
    It's winter o'clock somewhere.
    — Beej [2026-07-17]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  15. #9618
    I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.
    — Adam [2026-07-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
  16. #9617
    My butt needs a yacht.
    — Beej [2026-07-10]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9616
    I have done some...problems.
    — Ian [2026-07-06]
    Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
  18. #9615
    Cactuses are just nature's skeletons.
    — Ian [2026-07-06]
    Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
  19. #9614
    I think I know how to chomp.
    — Ian [2026-07-05]
    Rhythm Heaven Groove on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #9613
    There's nothing more fun to solve then a murder.
    — Beej [2026-07-05]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  21. #9612
    Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.
    — Nelson, while everything was fine [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #9611
    I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.
    — Serge [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #9610
    If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.
    — Nelson [2026-07-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #9609
    All right kids, lick each other's sores!
    — Beej [2026-07-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9608
    They're used to my bullshit!
    — Beej, on lying to chat [2026-07-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint