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  1. #9319
    'Circus mode' is just an ominous button no matter the software.
    — Molly [2025-05-28]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  2. #9318
    The bottom tastes different from the top.
    — Jacob [2025-05-24]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9317
    I think I want to pull us out of the zorb hole.
    — Andrew [2025-05-24]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9316
    That's all you guys, and a moose!
    — Jordynne [2025-05-24]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9315
    It's 10 PM. Life is melting.
    — TQ [2025-05-23]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9314
    You're winning by sleeping, and you're winning by winning.
    — Kolin [2025-05-23]
    Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9313
    This has Toowoomba vibes, to me.
    — Dan Olson [2025-05-23]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9312
    i like knife.
    — TQ [2025-05-23]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9311
    You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them.
    — Beej [2025-05-19]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  10. #9310
    I swear there was a word horse in here!
    — Ian [2025-05-19]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #9309
    My cronch cannot be handled.
    — Cameron [2025-05-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #9308
    I can't think of a different way of saying it, but James is a quitter.
    — Adam [2025-05-16]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  13. #9307
    I can not bonemeal to completion.
    — Serge [2025-05-13]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #9306
    I keep getting dragged into hell by Heather!
    — Jacob [2025-05-12]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  15. #9305
    I'm not here to win, I'm here to have fun.
    — Heather [2025-05-12]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9304
    Let's talk about grinding.
    — Beej [2025-05-09]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9303
    I'm advocating a person with a lot of money just give me a lot of money.
    — Heather [2025-05-09]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  18. #9302
    I think if you're too stupid to recognize a chair, you don't get to keep sitting.
    — Kathleen [2025-04-26]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #9301
    Wheeler was right. Hashtag.
    — Nelson [2025-04-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #9300
    I had a coffee before this coffee.
    — Nelson [2025-04-25]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  21. #9299
    oh no the scroc-dilly-dock!
    — Ben [2025-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #9298
    Put the baby in the soup!
    — Graham [2025-04-07]
    R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
  23. #9297
    What's with people locking their doors?
    — Cori [2025-04-05]
    INDIKA on Bonus Stream
  24. #9296
    Now, please hold two knives.
    — Graham, to Adam [2025-04-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #9295
    That's the most Beej thing I've ever heard.
    — James [2025-04-02]
    Board Games on AFK