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#9626

Lightning Bolt?" "Counterspell.

— James and Adam, right before James casts a second Lightning Bolt [2026-07-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9625

You're an adult, legally, somehow.

— Heather [2026-07-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9624

you skinned Pikachu and you're wearing him.

— Heather [2026-07-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9623

I... have a knife!

— Dale [2026-07-23]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9622

Having periodic boundary conditions is going to ruin my life, thanks for asking.

— Cameron [2026-07-23]
Cursed Words on Talking Simulator
#9621

Any opportunity to bring that up, I bring it up.

— Matt G, on the 'cloacal kiss' [2026-07-22]
Two Point Museum on Bonus Stream
#9620

If any of you are having a tough week and are nice to me because of it: please have tough weeks more often.

— Adam [2026-07-18]
SAROS on Bonus Stream
#9619

It's winter o'clock somewhere.

— Beej [2026-07-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9618

I think I was making the right decision ignoring the peasants.

— Adam [2026-07-11]
Tabletop RPGs on dice friends
#9617

My butt needs a yacht.

— Beej [2026-07-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9616

I have done some...problems.

— Ian [2026-07-06]
Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
#9615

Cactuses are just nature's skeletons.

— Ian [2026-07-06]
Crashout Crew on Crossing the Streams
#9614

I think I know how to chomp.

— Ian [2026-07-05]
Rhythm Heaven Groove on Rhythm Cafe
#9613

There's nothing more fun to solve then a murder.

— Beej [2026-07-05]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9612

Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.

— Nelson, while everything was fine [2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9611

I'm so disappointed in myself for dinging that dingdong.

— Serge [2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9610

If I may, I must, but I can't, so I won't.

— Nelson [2026-07-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9609

All right kids, lick each other's sores!

— Beej [2026-07-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9608

They're used to my bullshit!

— Beej, on lying to chat [2026-07-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9607

We need more white guys with microphones.

— James [2026-06-30]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9606

What am I saying to Bro?

— Graham [2026-06-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9605

You're allowed to be upset, so long as you're not being stupid about it.

— Heather [2026-06-26]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9604

Why did we cave to the kink?

— Bengineering [2026-06-23]
None on Good Morning Moonbase
#9603

The next time I see a baby I'm going to beat the shit out of it with a pocketwatch.

— Bengineering [2026-06-22]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
#9602

The frames are positive, but the EV is negative.

— Nelson [2026-06-19]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club