Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#9600
Don't think too hard about numbers. If you do, the computer stops.
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Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9599
What is happening to you has been happening too you since I met you.
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Heather,
to Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9598
Mushrooms listen to me or get baked?!
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Heather
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9597
Remember, chat, there are humans inside those sushis.
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Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9596
Cadillacs fuck!
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Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9595
Why am I excited to perform for birds?
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Ian
[2026-06-13]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9594
no, I changed my mind, looking into that abyss is too dark.
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Nelson
[2026-06-11]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#9593
I look pretty!
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James,
said with a box on his head.
[2026-06-09]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
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#9592
The best thing about video games is I don't have to touch real fish.
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Heather
[2026-06-08]
None on Unknown
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#9591
If you make the balls touch, a snowman happens.
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Ian
[2026-06-08]
Sledding Game on Crossing the Streams
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#9590
I wasn't the first person to say something mean!
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Angel
[2026-06-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9589
It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.
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Heather
[2026-06-05]
Summer Game Fest on ChillPoint
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#9588
I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!
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James
[2026-06-04]
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Bonus Stream
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#9587
Assassination is a fun hobby, it's true, but it's more fun when you do it yourself.
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Heather
[2026-05-29]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9586
everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls
—
Jordynne,
in chat
[2026-05-26]
None on Unknown
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#9585
Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?
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Heather
[2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9584
I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!
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Beej
[2026-05-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9583
Thank you for making me look normal.
—
Ian,
to Cori
[2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
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#9582
I'm the most alive!
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Ian
[2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
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#9581
Helicopters are like horses, they only want to die.
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Ian
[2026-05-18]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
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#9580
Let the bad brown live in the theater of your mind.
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Graham
[2026-05-16]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9579
No sad Beej! Only show go away!
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Heather
[2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9578
Nobody wants anything to look like Choo Choo Charlie.
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Heather
[2026-05-15]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9577
We don't really do solemn here.
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Nelson
[2026-05-15]
Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
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#9576
THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.
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Adam
[2026-05-09]
SAROS on Unknown
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