Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#9664
I've been promoted due to my incompetence! This is so unrealistic!
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Paul
[2026-09-03]
Board Games on The Long Game
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#9663
This is gonna sound like I'm lying, but... I restarted the potato engine.
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Paul
[2026-08-31]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#9662
Who in our great country doesn't know the Mother Sausage?
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Dan
[2026-08-29]
Special Events on Unknown
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#9661
Tell me something that maybe sad feels make.
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Graham
[2026-08-29]
Special Events on Unknown
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#9660
What is this shared trait between our personalities? It might be being a dumbass!
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Kathleen,
to Serge
[2026-08-29]
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
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#9659
Wizard face has much more face.
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Heather
[2026-08-29]
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
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#9658
Don't sell them short; they can still get it wrong now.
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Cameron,
referring to chat
[2026-08-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9657
The difference between me and Twitch chat is my lines are correct.
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Wheeler,
on backseating
[2026-08-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9656
Read a book! Read a book!
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Cori
[2026-08-28]
ADOM: Ancient Domains of Mystery on Unknown
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#9655
Who would win in a fight, the devil or the host of a podcast about water?
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Graham
[2026-08-27]
WWE 2K26 on Unknown
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#9654
That's.. that's not a hole for me...
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Ian
[2026-08-27]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
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#9653
Ben! thank you for Education!
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Cameron
[2026-08-27]
Super Mario 64 on Unknown
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#9652
Oh I forgot to jump in his mouth.
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Ben
[2026-08-27]
Super Mario 64 on Unknown
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#9651
I can buy things! But at what cost?
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Matt
[2026-08-27]
TUNIC on Unknown
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#9650
Horner-chan, save me! Horner-chan, please!
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Matt
[2026-08-27]
TUNIC on Unknown
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#9649
I'll never make fun of a new videogame ever again.
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Adam,
lying
[2026-08-26]
MindJack on Unknown
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#9648
Because the Grim Reaper got stuck in the house, I added him to our family.
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Bengineering
[2026-08-26]
Board Games on Unknown
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#9647
Paul is the MILF of LRR.
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Jordynne
[2026-08-26]
Games + Demos on Unknown
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#9646
Please add it to the quote database.
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Matt
[2026-08-26]
Games + Demos on Unknown
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#9645
I spent so much time in my room, I had to leave to get the evil out.
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Jordynne
[2026-08-26]
Games + Demos on Unknown
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#9644
That's your bit. My bit is telling you, 'No.'
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Angel,
to Wheeler
[2026-08-25]
Mahjong Soul on Unknown
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#9643
No one actually cares about mahjong.
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Wheeler
[2026-08-25]
Mahjong Soul on Unknown
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#9642
Everything's made of flesh.
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Heather
[2026-08-25]
DIRECTIVE 8020 on Unknown
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#9641
I wish I was apple fritter adjacent.
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Paul
[2026-08-25]
Makers & Crafting on Unknown
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#9640
Thank you! I'd forgotten the word for 'uppercase penis'!
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Ian
[2026-08-25]
Makers & Crafting on Unknown
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