Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#8976
If I had a time machine, I would prevent mayonaise.
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Cameron
[2024-04-23]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
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#8975
'We're nominally smart people.''...sure.'
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RebelliousUno and James
[2024-04-23]
Raft on Bonus Stream
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#8974
What is your job if not curating the crimes?
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Molly,
to DandyGeek
[2024-04-22]
Music on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8973
Sometimes you go to the store and you buy repercussions, and then you can hand them out to people.
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Heather
[2024-04-21]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8972
'Getting fived and tenned' sounds like a sex thing.
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Beej
[2024-04-19]
Just Chatting on AFK
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#8971
The real terror is the content we made along the way.
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Paul
[2024-04-16]
Content Warning on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8970
If I flash animated this in 2008 I'd be a millionaire.
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Featherweight
[2024-04-15]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8969
Cori is willing to throw me under a bus at a moment's notice.
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Ian
[2024-04-14]
Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8968
I have never felt my asshole get that tight.
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Jacob
[2024-04-12]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8967
I'm about to pay for your sins.
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Ben Ulmer,
to Graham
[2024-04-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
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#8966
I JUST TWEET.
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RayFK
[2024-04-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
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#8965
Why does the asking nicely always work?
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James
[2024-04-09]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
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#8964
If you're always confident, eventually it'll turn out right.
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Paul
[2024-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#8963
10/10 crying really does that for you, I guess.
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Az
[2024-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#8962
Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?
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Heather,
to Ian
[2024-04-07]
Touhou Danmaku Kagura: Phantasia Lost on LRRMtG
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#8961
You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?
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Ian
[2024-04-07]
Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
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#8960
None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.
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Graham
[2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8959
Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .
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Nelson
[2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8958
Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...
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Cori
[2024-04-01]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8957
This all sounded so simple six hours ago.
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Graham
[2024-03-30]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8956
This is Love Bunny. I will fill you with eggs.
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Matt
[2024-03-30]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8955
I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
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Nelson
[2024-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8954
Make sure you get all of the greedys.
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Paul
[2024-03-29]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
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#8953
You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.
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Alex,
on the NYPD
[2024-03-27]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#8952
'Let the viewer decide?' god no.
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Serge
[2024-03-19]
Terraria on Crossing the Streams
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