Quotes – LRRbot

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#9494

I'm one short of being able to suck everyone.

— Bengineering [2025-11-26]
Board Games on AFK
#9493

It definitely tastes.

— Jordynne [2025-11-25]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9492

wait...the piss is for fun?

— James [2025-11-25]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9491

Kamehameha, British colonialists!

— Ian [2025-11-20]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9490

Mikey. Michael, my brother. We have made decisions.

— Dan Olson [2025-11-20]
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#9489

Dang it, he took my octothorpe!

— Erika [2025-11-20]
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#9488

I'm real frickin' stubborn.

— Kathleen [2025-11-20]
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#9487

Excuse me sir, could you tell me where your cloaca is?

— Kathleen [2025-11-20]
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#9486

'I thought you were a public bus.' 'Thank you!'

— Dan Olson and Graham [2025-11-20]
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#9485

Slurp warning in about seven seconds ago.

— Graham [2025-11-20]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9484

Creepy Doll's barking on the inside.

— Carrie [2025-11-20]
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#9483

Ska is "everything is terrible and it sucks and I have a trumpet."

— Julie [2025-11-20]
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#9482

I cause problems no matter what I'm wearing!

— Julie
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#9481

It took us... 41 minutes to get to deep-throating hot dogs.

— Wiggins [2025-11-19]
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#9480

Last time I stole something from a hospital it didn't go well.

— Ian [2025-11-19]
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#9479

Sometimes the hard work means you die.

— Graham [2025-11-19]
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#9478

I have already stabbed this over 44,000 times, and I'm not bored yet.

— Emily [2025-11-19]
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#9477

That's why they call me "The Beef".

— Graham [2025-11-19]
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#9476

Fleshy? Again?

— Matt [2025-11-19]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9475

Why does this have ears? Questions for later.

— Boomer [2025-11-19]
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#9474

Leave space for teeth.

— Cori [2025-11-19]
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#9473

Hey, look at that, I'm smarter than the lego piece.

— Beej [2025-11-19]
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#9472

You can use slurp juice on more than one ape.

— Ian [2025-11-18]
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#9471

A lot of LRR employees *are* of beekeeping age.

— Jordynne [2025-11-18]
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#9470

That's not even the most arrestable thing you've said TONIGHT!

— Wiggins, to Ian [2025-11-18]
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