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  1. #9392
    What if I just made my name thicker?
    — Ian [2025-09-07]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #9391
    Much as it pains me to say, James was right.
    — Graham [2025-09-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #9390
    The cockroaches crawling on the rental costumes are less gross than this conversation.
    — Cameron [2025-09-04]
    Promise Mascot Agency on Talking Simulator
  4. #9389
    Where's the gun CAPCOM?!
    — Nelson [2025-09-03]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  5. #9388
    Sometimes you need to know what that noise was.
    — Cameron, on using r/Victoria [2025-09-02]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  6. #9387
    Eat the fruit, I'll pull the berries out of you.
    — Serge, to Nelly [2025-09-01]
    PEAK on Crossing the Streams
  7. #9386
    What if i caused mayhem?
    — Kathleen [2025-08-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #9385
    Why can't I just stick it in my mouth and carry it up there?
    — Heather [2025-08-30]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
  9. #9384
    There's a roof we could get up to but the roof is in the way.
    — Heather [2025-08-30]
    Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
  10. #9383
    Sorry, there may be a short delay in the stream. The players are looking at a cute, fat pigeon.
    — Paul [2025-08-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #9382
    I think Xbox pays less attention to Xbox.
    — Paul [2025-08-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  12. #9381
    A lot of situations could be defused by just two people smooching.
    — Bengineering [2025-08-19]
    Amygdala on Let's NOPE
  13. #9380
    I can do worse! Just give me a minute.
    — Dale [2025-08-14]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  14. #9379
    Cereal is a tragic food.
    — Adam [2025-08-12]
    Just Chatting on Unknown
  15. #9378
    Listen, ghost. You shut the fuck up. You're dead.
    — Bengineering [2025-08-11]
    PEAK on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9377
    I'm gonna send your crab to hell.
    — Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #9376
    This is not a good joke.
    — Angel, about Wheeler's joke [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #9375
    Oh no. I don't have any way to win.
    — Nelson [2025-08-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #9374
    I have crafted my sentence. It is perfect. It's not very helpful.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #9373
    You can of course buy some of these shirts, but don't.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  21. #9372
    Pink is such an optimistic colour. And yet...
    — Michelle [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  22. #9371
    Beavers are the chicken of the sea.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  23. #9370
    Nah, there's no way I win against corn.
    — Alex [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  24. #9369
    I lost my moustache because I'm dead.
    — Kathleen [2025-08-04]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  25. #9368
    I'm known for my terrible ideas.
    — Ian [2025-08-02]
    Special Events on Unknown