Quotes – LRRbot

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#9679

Don't take this away from me! Wheeler's being nice!

— James [2026-10-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9678

Yeah that was a great sentence, one of my best.

— Nelson [2026-10-02]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9677

What's your favourite revolution? Vote now on your phones!

— Ian [2026-09-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9676

Underwear is kind of like a weird make-work project.

— Nelson [2026-09-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9675

A vote for Heather is a vote for you.

— Cori [2026-09-28]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9674

Ever heard of a regional dialackt?

— Serge [2026-09-26]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9673

It doesn't take much to make a child cry.

— Heather [2026-09-25]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9672

The thinking man's Kathleen.

— Ian, On Cameron [2026-09-22]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9671

I am very angry.

— Ian, calmly [2026-09-21]
Pummel Party on Crossing the Streams
#9670

The boxes are extremely blowable too.

— Matt G [2026-09-21]
Project P.I.T.T. on Send Codes
#9669

Anyone can be an egg if you try hard enough.

— Brian David Gilbert [2026-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9668

I think about eating human beings a lot.

— Cori [2026-09-17]
I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking on AFK
#9667

the secret word is flute anus.

— Serge [2026-09-15]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9666

I am old!...and a baby!

— James [2026-09-08]
ELDEN RING on Bonus Stream
#9665

They weren't dead when I started shooting at them...

— Graham [2026-09-07]
PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
#9664

I've been promoted due to my incompetence! This is so unrealistic!

— Paul [2026-09-03]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9663

This is gonna sound like I'm lying, but... I restarted the potato engine.

— Paul [2026-08-31]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9662

Who in our great country doesn't know the Mother Sausage?

— Dan [2026-08-29]
Special Events on Unknown
#9661

Tell me something that maybe sad feels make.

— Graham [2026-08-29]
Special Events on Unknown
#9660

What is this shared trait between our personalities? It might be being a dumbass!

— Kathleen, to Serge [2026-08-29]
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
#9659

Wizard face has much more face.

— Heather [2026-08-29]
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! on Unknown
#9658

Don't sell them short; they can still get it wrong now.

— Cameron, referring to chat [2026-08-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9657

The difference between me and Twitch chat is my lines are correct.

— Wheeler, on backseating [2026-08-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9656

Read a book! Read a book!

— Cori [2026-08-28]
ADOM: Ancient Domains of Mystery on Unknown
#9655

Who would win in a fight, the devil or the host of a podcast about water?

— Graham [2026-08-27]
WWE 2K26 on Unknown