Quotes – LRRbot

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#9704

What is the human body if not a packet for disappointment and bones?

— Kathleen [2026-10-28]
None on Unknown
#9703

I can suck around the balls.

— Graham [2026-10-28]
None on Unknown
#9702

Everything is a solvent if you try hard enough. Wisdom from my father... My father is *not* a murderer.

— Ian [2026-10-27]
None on Unknown
#9701

NGYAHAAAHHHHH I HATE BEING WET!!

— Ian [2026-10-27]
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#9700

You will run out of time. That is how time works.

— Beej [2026-10-27]
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#9699

I'm doing time math in my forehead.

— Beej [2026-10-26]
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#9698

I'm learning that everyone is wrong

— Fugi [2026-10-25]
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#9697

I think we were sucking too hard, I couldn't get anything out of it.

— Ben [2026-10-25]
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#9696

Your memes are incomprehensible to me.

— Graham [2026-10-25]
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#9695

That joke would have killed ten years ago.

— Jordynne, to Beej [2026-10-25]
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#9694

Imagine Wario had a turd-coloured moustache.

— Molly [2026-10-25]
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#9693

There's many other reasons to do arson.

— Dan Olson [2026-10-24]
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#9692

It's not just a thing that wrestlers and hockey players do that attractive.

— Jordynne, on bleeding [2026-10-20]
Vampire Therapist on Crossing the Streams
#9691

He sucked my butt right off!

— Ben [2026-10-19]
Last Pirates: Die Together on Crossing the Streams
#9690

If a computer makes a noise that I don't understand, that's when I reach for the gun.

— Ian [2026-10-18]
None on Unknown
#9689

'What are you giggling about?' 'Cards.'

— Wheeler & Angel [2026-10-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9688

New York City is a menace!

— Cori [2026-10-12]
Machine Party on Crossing the Streams
#9687

I am referencing a post online.

— Matt G [2026-10-12]
Two Point Museum on Send Codes
#9686

I mean, I'm at least normal.

— Ian [2026-10-11]
UNBEATABLE on Rhythm Cafe
#9685

It's against the law not to body shame a building.

— Ian [2026-10-10]
Just Chatting on the crapshoot
#9684

I could do with a good mothballing.

— Cori [2026-10-08]
CONTROL Resonant on Talking Simulator
#9683

We always test for mouthfeel.

— Kathleen [2026-10-07]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9682

I feel like a drank a burp.

— Adam [2026-10-06]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9681

This show is your version of Eminem's Stan.

— Adam, on Good Morning Moonbase [2026-10-06]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9680

I need more than just MONEY!

— Matt [2026-10-05]
TUNIC on Bonus Stream