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  1. #8929
    Wonderful! Incredible! ...Mario is here too!
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8928
    I'm gonna try to preserve my own life.
    — Cori [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8927
    This weird pipe is our only friend.
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8926
    Be the cake you want to see in the world.
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8925
    Excuse me for getting overexcited for getting down the hole.
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8924
    Cori, be good at this.
    — Heather [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8923
    I don't think Heather considers the rest of us.
    — Cori [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8922
    This thumb didn't do shit in that corner Adam.
    — Jacob [2024-02-23]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #8921
    This would be a great time to eat ortolan.
    — Paul, while invisible [2024-02-21]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8920
    They pushed my so high i went into the background.
    — Paul [2024-02-19]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #8919
    Toucan Sam, you've lied to me for the last time.
    — Ian [2024-02-17]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8918
    I have seen what the eternities have to offer, and I want seconds.
    — Wheeler, as Slokk [2024-02-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  13. #8917
    There's probably rules, but I don't care what they are.
    — Kathleen [2024-02-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  14. #8916
    Unfortunately I did not find any advertisements for cocaine.
    — Sokar [2024-02-12]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8915
    You don't have to have *any* voices, Paul.
    — Heather [2024-02-09]
    Just Chatting on The Long Game
  16. #8914
    We no longer have control over what's happening.
    — Beej [2024-02-09]
    Just Chatting on The Long Game
  17. #8913
    Have you heard of podcasts?" "I *am* a podcast.
    — Cori and Jacob [2024-02-08]
    Warhammer on The Long Game
  18. #8912
    I'd like to befriend the giant centipede.
    — Wheeler [2024-02-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8911
    Murder is still good.
    — Graham [2024-02-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8910
    yeah I get greedy every now and then.
    — Serge [2024-02-06]
    Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #8909
    Just 'cause things are weird and freaky doesn't mean you are invincible.
    — Paul [2024-02-05]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8908
    Lets get wonderfied!
    — Paul [2024-02-05]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8907
    You played giant growth on my creature? God I loved the 90's.
    — Wheeler [2024-02-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8906
    All I saw was the vague outline of a couple Magic cards.
    — Matt G [2024-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8905
    I am just a Luigi at heart.
    — Jacob [2024-02-02]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry