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  1. #6403
    Why does a pig's arse have eyes?
    — RebelliousUno [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6402
    If you want to you can just climb into it's butt.
    — Serge [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #6401
    I don't care about the sunk cost fallacy.
    — Serge [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #6400
    It's the fire, it's so bad.
    — James [2019-09-17]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6399
    'What are you doing like a rockstar?' 'I'm stuck in this glass case of emotion with you.'
    — Serge and James
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6398
    The teeth are too strong and bite too deeply.
    — Ian [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6397
    Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine.
    — Beej [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6396
    Fuck me up, Dale.
    — Jacob [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6395
    I've never claimed to be fair.
    — Dale [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6394
    Now you're thinking with dino!
    — Jacob [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6393
    Last thing I remember was becoming a dinosaur, so my memory's fine!
    — Ian, as Ira [2019-09-16]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6392
    Oh, dad. Why do you have a navel if you're a bird?
    — Ian [2019-09-15]
    Songbird Symphony on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6391
    I am packed with beans. And colossal onion.
    — Cameron [2019-09-14]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #6390
    I can taste forever
    — Graham [2019-09-14]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #6389
    She keeps "randy" in her back pocket.
    — Ian, of Kathleen [2019-09-14]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #6388
    Thinking is hard, okay? When was the last time you had to think about anything?
    — Serge [2019-09-13]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #6387
    'I love getting hydrated.' 'I love reapplying poisons.'
    — Lambmower and Cameron
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  18. #6386
    Soon I will have shoulders.
    — James [2019-09-12]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  19. #6385
    I pickpocketed her earlier, I didn't even know she was a boss.
    — Cameron [2019-09-12]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  20. #6384
    Why do I keep losing so many friends?
    — James [2019-09-12]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward
  21. #6383
    I say a lot of things. I can't be expected to remember or explain all of them.
    — Ian [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #6382
    Yay, I'm evil!
    — Serge [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #6381
    I'm the nicest! I'm the cinnamon roll!
    — Adam [2019-09-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #6380
    We are all hot pieces of ass!
    — Jacob [2019-09-11]
    Love Thyself - A Horatio Story on Now Kiss!
  25. #6379
    Yeah, gimmie them green panties!
    — James [2019-09-11]
    World of Warcraft on Play it Forward