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  1. #6114
    I tried to kill a man and died myself.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  2. #6113
    We won't look too deeply into it. If we do, we might suddenly realize we're currently dead.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  3. #6112
    Bad things happen in second gear.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  4. #6111
    Cori take the wheel — you're Jesus now.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  5. #6110
    I'm allowed to be inconsistent as I run into walls.
    — Matt Griffiths [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  6. #6109
    Kick yourself in the butt!
    — Bengineering, encouragingly [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  7. #6108
    I have to be very careful with the center of gravity of my butt...
    — Ian [2019-06-15]
    Project CARS 2 on Bonus Stream
  8. #6107
    Where's the 'Fuck You' button?
    — Kathleen [2019-06-12]
    Roommates on Now Kiss!
  9. #6106
    I wish I knew how much blood I have left.
    — RebelliousUno [2019-06-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #6105
    I always have to talk to a Llama or an Alpaca.
    — Heather [2019-06-11]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  11. #6104
    I don't know what's going on but I like it.
    — Heather [2019-06-11]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  12. #6103
    I FUCKING LOVE whimsy!
    — Beej [2019-06-11]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  13. #6102
    It's never too late to get Norted.
    — Cori [2019-06-10]
    None on Bonus Stream
  14. #6101
    You can't just Xigbar without warning someone.
    — Graham [2019-06-10]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  15. #6100
    That scorpion's got a real butthole!
    — Graham [2019-06-10]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  16. #6099
    Damn milennials, releasing dragons upon the world!
    — Serge [2019-06-09]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream
  17. #6098
    I see you. I always see you.
    — Heather [2019-06-09]
    Cytus II on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #6097
    I don't think the stupid thing is the smart play here.
    — MrPhlip [2019-06-09]
    None on Play it Forward
  19. #6096
    Sorry, I'm just admiring the corpses I've created.
    — Bengineering [2019-06-08]
    A Plague Tale: Innocence on Play it Forward
  20. #6095
    "you know what I mean" I need to stop saying that......you know what I mean?
    — Adam [2019-06-08]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #6094
    Swimming is barf.
    — Adam [2019-06-08]
    Darksiders on Adam's Gamehaüs
  22. #6093
    I am tired, and have bodies to dispose of.
    — Graham [2019-06-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #6092
    Skins and bones and whatnot!
    — James [2019-06-06]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #6091
    Apparently bits are good, give us bits.
    — James [2019-06-06]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #6090
    I'm definitely here to steal everything.
    — Adam [2019-06-03]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends