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  1. #9589
    It says Gundam, Ian, whether you like it or not.
    — Heather [2026-06-05]
    Summer Game Fest on ChillPoint
  2. #9588
    I just wanted to shock the chicken a little bit, man!
    — James [2026-06-04]
    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Bonus Stream
  3. #9587
    Assassination is a fun hobby, it's true, but it's more fun when you do it yourself.
    — Heather [2026-05-29]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  4. #9586
    everyone just keep saying nice things about paul pls
    — Jordynne, in chat [2026-05-26]
    None on Unknown
  5. #9585
    Can you picture Beej in a giant mascot outfit of himself?
    — Heather [2026-05-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  6. #9584
    I'm 46 years old, I watched Atari die!
    — Beej [2026-05-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9583
    Thank you for making me look normal.
    — Ian, to Cori [2026-05-18]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  8. #9582
    I'm the most alive!
    — Ian [2026-05-18]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  9. #9581
    Helicopters are like horses, they only want to die.
    — Ian [2026-05-18]
    Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
  10. #9580
    Let the bad brown live in the theater of your mind.
    — Graham [2026-05-16]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #9579
    No sad Beej! Only show go away!
    — Heather [2026-05-15]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  12. #9578
    Nobody wants anything to look like Choo Choo Charlie.
    — Heather [2026-05-15]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  13. #9577
    We don't really do solemn here.
    — Nelson [2026-05-15]
    Street Fighter 6 on Unknown
  14. #9576
    THIS is the beach that sucks your dick.
    — Adam [2026-05-09]
    SAROS on Unknown
  15. #9575
    Gamestop is just a Funkopops graveyard.
    — Heather [2026-05-08]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  16. #9574
    I'm almost pissed at how much fun this is.
    — Alex [2026-05-05]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  17. #9573
    Everyone gets to decide their ghost situation.
    — Beej [2026-05-01]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  18. #9572
    I have six more crates to remove from a tunnel, and if I do that, something might happen!
    — Beej [2026-05-01]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  19. #9571
    Let's hope Ian's unique form of brain-blindness helps us today.
    — Graham [2026-04-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #9570
    I know who James is; he's the one I like.
    — Heather [2026-04-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  21. #9569
    I think it's important to say, capybaras with human glasses.
    — Paul [2026-04-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  22. #9568
    I love government.
    — Cameron and Cori, repeatedly [2026-04-23]
    DEAD LETTER DEPT. on Talking Simulator
  23. #9567
    He's like if you crossed a cloud with a sack full of knees.
    — Graham, on Baxter, a cat [2026-04-21]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  24. #9566
    no i-frames on getting hit by a car? :D
    — Marvoleath [2026-04-20]
    Disco Samurai on Send Codes
  25. #9565
    Oh, I wasn't suggesting that. I was suggesting murder.
    — Heather [2026-04-19]
    Steel Century Groove on Rhythm Cafe