Quotes – LRRbot

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#9530

Never do what I do!

— Adam, indignantly [2026-02-20]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9529

I really love lying on the internet to freak people out.

— Wheeler [2026-02-20]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9528

If you know how a dog do, you can do that dog.

— Cori [2026-02-19]
Hollow Knight: Silksong on Talking Simulator
#9527

I don't want to brag, I'm pretty cool.

— Bengineering [2026-02-17]
Cronos: The New Dawn on Let's NOPE
#9526

You can trade food for sleep.

— Beej [2026-02-13]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9525

Explosions are a kind of cloud.

— Ian [2026-02-12]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#9524

Everything that you said was correct, except the answer.

— Graham [2026-01-31]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9523

I often have complaints about the back of my head.

— Paul [2026-01-30]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9522

I've had stranger things up my nose.

— Adam [2026-01-30]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9521

You should hear him when he's slamming his pork in the kitchen!

— Cori, on Ian [2026-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9520

I think I'll shoot all the cannons first, because I don't have a cowboy hat.

— Alex [2026-01-26]
The Prisoning: Fletcher's Quest on Send Codes
#9519

I'm like Jane Goodall.

— Adam [2026-01-23]
Street Fighter 6 on Bonus Stream
#9518

The clown vaporized the rhinoceros"

— Graham [2026-01-19]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
#9517

I used to have so much fun with Jumping Spaghetti.

— Paul [2026-01-16]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9516

You know sometimes we just gotta be hetero in here.

— Kathleen [2026-01-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9515

Mothers: Always powerful.

— Graham [2026-01-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9514

sorry to the person i ran over with my car and whose corpse i dragged a whole kilometer. that was rude

— kimmiekoneko [2026-01-05]
PLAYERUNKNOWN'S TRADINGGROUNDS on Crossing the Streams
#9513

Oh! I can use the keyboard to wangle my dangle.

— Ian [2025-12-29]
About Fishing on Send Codes
#9512

LoadingReadyRun will bring you the best-produced cribbage content you've ever seen.

— Graham [2025-12-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9511

Even their mighty suck was defeated.

— Graham [2025-12-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9510

Water should not have spiders.

— Heather [2025-12-25]
Yakuza 0 on Bonus Stream
#9509

'There better be cocaine in there.' 'Well it's got your name on it.'

— Adam and Cori [2025-12-24]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9508

I'm basically Britney Spears.

— Nelson [2025-12-22]
NeverAwake FLASHBACK on Send Codes
#9507

Icy crabs don't have any feelings.

— Angel [2025-12-19]
None on Unknown
#9506

Too much grinding has always been Tingle's problem.

— Paul [2025-12-19]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint