Quotes – LRRbot

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#9391

Much as it pains me to say, James was right.

— Graham [2025-09-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9390

The cockroaches crawling on the rental costumes are less gross than this conversation.

— Cameron [2025-09-04]
Promise Mascot Agency on Talking Simulator
#9389

Where's the gun CAPCOM?!

— Nelson [2025-09-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9388

Sometimes you need to know what that noise was.

— Cameron, on using r/Victoria [2025-09-02]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9387

Eat the fruit, I'll pull the berries out of you.

— Serge, to Nelly [2025-09-01]
PEAK on Crossing the Streams
#9386

What if i caused mayhem?

— Kathleen [2025-08-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9385

Why can't I just stick it in my mouth and carry it up there?

— Heather [2025-08-30]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
#9384

There's a roof we could get up to but the roof is in the way.

— Heather [2025-08-30]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
#9383

Sorry, there may be a short delay in the stream. The players are looking at a cute, fat pigeon.

— Paul [2025-08-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9382

I think Xbox pays less attention to Xbox.

— Paul [2025-08-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9381

A lot of situations could be defused by just two people smooching.

— Bengineering [2025-08-19]
Amygdala on Let's NOPE
#9380

I can do worse! Just give me a minute.

— Dale [2025-08-14]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9379

Cereal is a tragic food.

— Adam [2025-08-12]
Just Chatting on Unknown
#9378

Listen, ghost. You shut the fuck up. You're dead.

— Bengineering [2025-08-11]
PEAK on Crossing the Streams
#9377

I'm gonna send your crab to hell.

— Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9376

This is not a good joke.

— Angel, about Wheeler's joke [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9375

Oh no. I don't have any way to win.

— Nelson [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9374

I have crafted my sentence. It is perfect. It's not very helpful.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9373

You can of course buy some of these shirts, but don't.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9372

Pink is such an optimistic colour. And yet...

— Michelle [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9371

Beavers are the chicken of the sea.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9370

Nah, there's no way I win against corn.

— Alex [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9369

I lost my moustache because I'm dead.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9368

I'm known for my terrible ideas.

— Ian [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
#9367

Hey, I'm paying attention this time!

— Jordynne [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown