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  1. #7676
    If there's any bad guys, you should bite their bums.
    — Kathleen, as Ontology Jones [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  2. #7675
    I would like to move to protect the tiny drunks.
    — Kathleen [2021-07-05]
    Tabletop RPGs on One More
  3. #7674
    Sometimes when they tell you it can't be done, they're right.
    — Cori [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  4. #7673
    Once you go ugly, can you go back?
    — Cori [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  5. #7672
    I do lots of things other people don't do.
    — Angel [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  6. #7671
    I need a knives drawer.
    — Cori [2021-07-05]
    Art on One More
  7. #7670
    I mean, promises are just threats. A threat you haven't gone through with yet.
    — Heather [2021-07-04]
    Wandersong on One More
  8. #7669
    Green means healing.
    — Adam [2021-07-04]
    Returnal on One More
  9. #7668
    Jean-luc Picard is the 1%.
    — Adam [2021-07-03]
    Returnal on One More
  10. #7667
    I am at my happiest when I'm hiding in a bush in Tarkov.
    — James [2021-07-01]
    Escape from Tarkov on One More
  11. #7666
    When you get to the coast, look for the boat.
    — Serge [2021-06-29]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7665
    This is too much damage for a fancy man.
    — Cameron [2021-06-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7664
    The true revenge was the friendship we made along the way!
    — Kiss [2021-06-28]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7663
    It's not illegal to draw horses.
    — Cori [2021-06-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #7662
    Eggs are nature's lootboxes.
    — Paul [2021-06-25]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  16. #7661
    I'm a man of multiple fluids.
    — Ian [2021-06-24]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #7660
    I like causing problems by blowing up barrels.
    — Graham [2021-06-22]
    Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance on Crossing the Streams
  18. #7659
    It's Mummy's go, and Mummy's angry.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7658
    You can shout something cool as a free action.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-21]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7657
    I'll drink this, but I also wouldn't mind smelling like this.
    — Wheeler [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  21. #7656
    I'm very impressed, Ian. It's horrible.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  22. #7655
    Ian, you're a menace.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  23. #7654
    I'm afraid I'm going to have to ruin that.
    — Ian [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  24. #7653
    I've hidden my shame in a dark place.
    — Kathleen [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE
  25. #7652
    Why is Ian so threatening?!
    — CAKHost [2021-06-19]
    Special Events on Let's NOPE