LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Don't lick the dead body.
Currently playing: Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight [Watch live]
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #8878
    Maybe some people in chat will know what I'm talking about.
    — Kathleen [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #8877
    It's a good thing I learned a lot about Vaseline from Beej.
    — Serge [2023-12-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  3. #8876
    I would not first-pick "foot".
    — Serge [2023-12-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  4. #8875
    I like blocking.
    — Adam [2023-12-29]
    Street Fighter 6 on AFK
  5. #8874
    Coffee's legit good.
    — Serge [2023-12-27]
    Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8873
    We are in fact checking every wall for undigested bits of beef.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8872
    Hell yeah! Dark Souls this shit!
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8871
    If you put your teeth through it, you have lost.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8870
    Let's reset the sandwich.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8869
    I feel like I've had lots of skulls.
    — Heather [2023-12-23]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #8868
    But you can Pagumon for free on your upkeep!
    — Wheeler [2023-12-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8867
    People told me to kite, so I have fled.
    — Serge [2023-12-19]
    Risk of Rain Returns on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8866
    I was joking about the hacksaw, but I've changed my mind!
    — James [2023-12-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #8865
    This cat is canonically a jugalo.
    — Wheeler [2023-12-17]
    Cobalt Core on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8864
    We found the hole; now I have things for it.
    — Heather [2023-12-16]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8863
    Ian...I just wanna study you.
    — Jordynne [2023-12-11]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8862
    I've never needed a reason to just do whatever I want.
    — Heather [2023-12-10]
    A Highland Song on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8861
    Does that mean I don't have the clown torso?
    — Heather [2023-12-09]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8860
    I was unfunny before I had kids." "I've been making bad jokes my entire life!
    — Nelson and Graham [2023-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8859
    I'm farming engagement from chat.
    — Adam [2023-12-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  21. #8858
    I would poke a frog in the butt.
    — Cori [2023-12-04]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8857
    The mouth isn't a rhythm thing, it's just for eating.
    — Heather [2023-12-03]
    Life Is Not Auto on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8856
    I just like gathering information!
    — Kathleen [2023-12-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8855
    It's not my fault.
    — Heather, insistently and repeatedly [2023-11-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #8854
    Unfortunately, money is not monkey.
    — Ben [2023-11-29]
    Board Games on AFK