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  1. #9256
    Can't believe James killed a man for his pants.
    — Serge [2025-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #9255
    Mewtwo thicc as hell.
    — Adam [2025-02-07]
    Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising on Oki Oki Fight Club
  3. #9254
    So much of my deck is pogging.
    — Wheeler [2025-01-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #9253
    Nothing in the rulebook says a zombie can't drive a car.
    — Graham [2025-01-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #9252
    How do I take my cloths off?
    — Nelson [2025-01-30]
    Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising on Oki Oki Fight Club
  6. #9251
    Stab? Bladder?
    — Graham [2025-01-29]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  7. #9250
    Let's make a tower of Jeffs.
    — Matt [2025-01-27]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  8. #9249
    Please everyone enjoy a spurpy feeling.
    — Ian [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #9248
    If I'm your favourite Blorbo, stop that shit right now.
    — Adam [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #9247
    People get horny at the Olympics, right?
    — Beej [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #9246
    I am committing a national crime, I believe.
    — Ian [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #9245
    It's where the phrase "I've got skin in the game" comes from.
    — Ian, of Counter-Strike 2 [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #9244
    Do we *have* to care about Calgary?
    — Ben [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #9243
    I'll take a shot in the mouth from a popcorn bucket.
    — Adam [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #9242
    Does Netflix have porn?
    — Kathleen [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #9241
    Boeing is an onomatopoeia.
    — Cameron [2025-01-25]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #9240
    Don't test me. I have a lot of powers.
    — Heather [2025-01-17]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  18. #9239
    With enough doors you can attack and dethrone God.
    — Serge [2025-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #9237
    Whatever happens now is not my fault!
    — Cori [2025-01-07]
    Egg Squeeze on Talking Simulator
  20. #9236
    Pigs don't give milk. We're out.
    — James [2025-01-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #9235
    I think I'm really funny sometimes.
    — Adam [2025-01-06]
    Just Chatting on dice friends
  22. #9234
    Chekhov has no power in my games.
    — Jacob [2025-01-06]
    Just Chatting on dice friends
  23. #9233
    I'm not that kind of monster." "Are you just drafting hard control?
    — Serge and Bengineering [2025-01-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #9232
    Oh, I do understand; you're a goblin.
    — Beej, about Heather [2025-01-03]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  25. #9231
    Just trying to get to the point where Adam calls me a piece of shit.
    — Nelson [2025-01-03]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club