Quotes

Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?

I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.

Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!

Mucus is extremely motivating.

Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!

It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.

I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans.

Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences.

I've never been a squid.

There is nothing like a warm glass of… children's blood.

Friends don't let friends play inverted.

Just use Vim!

I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.

I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.

Regular jobs are for chumps. Never get a regular job, kids!

I'm making diamonds in my butt right now.

Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone.

Furries are like a pizza at a Chinese buffet.

You're allowed to read books for fun.

I've never been inside a person before.

How many men die doing back flips into baby carriages? I mean, not metaphorically but literally.

Do not let the tank touch you, it is not a real doctor.

I don't wanna be broken into component materials.

That was right between my legs.