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#204
Ignore me! — It's OK. I'm used to doing that. — Aww.
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Alex and Paul
[2015-04-13]
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#203
I never wanted this kind of a view of a clam before.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#202
We have the right to wear pants now.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#201
God, every time I look at the chat, I just, like, wander off into the forest.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#200
I'm f*cking vibrating, man!
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#199
Anything different freaks me out at this point.
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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#198
I don't like the creepy faced octopus.
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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#197
What kind of monster are you? Are you Specimen 6?
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Graham,
to Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#196
Welcome, everyone… to me wordlessly sprinting through corridors.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#195
El spidro gigante!
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#194
I don't like the roof holes because spiders come out of them.
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Alex,
singing
[2015-05-01]
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#193
I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#192
Wow, I just started speaking in tongues there, didn't I?
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#191
Why are we in this school? Why are we in a *Japanese* school? Oh, shittles!
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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#189
Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…
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Alex,
terrified
[2015-05-01]
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#185
F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#184
Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#183
The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#182
Turns out, I would be terrible at Storage Wars.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#181
Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#180
Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#179
I'm not the only one who's confused by that, right?
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#178
I skip lung day a lot, is the problem.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#177
Oh that's handbrake! What the f**k have I been pushing?
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#176
Be careful over there. That's our internet.
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Graham
[2014-04-30]
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