Quotes

I take instructions from other people like orangutans take typing lessons.

Nobody wants to poop in the dark.

He's like a vending machine. You insert bullets and death falls out.

According to McDonald's official canon…

That's not how roads work! You can't do that!

James accidentally turned on the XBox with his face.

I'm a cruel god.

This pile of meat is gushing all over me.

We need a youth culture that goes and hangs out in landfills.

I seem to be firmly inserted into this insect.

Isn't learning and filling your trousers with stool fun?

I just have to wait for the frog thing to arrive and murder everybody.

Let's go to a less dangerous level… the island covered in fire!

Mucus is extremely motivating.

Hooray! I got f*cked by past me!

It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur.

I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans.

Afterwards is always the best time to deal with consequences.

I've never been a squid.

There is nothing like a warm glass of… children's blood.

Friends don't let friends play inverted.

Just use Vim!

I lip-synch to Taylor Swift for fun.

I think I would have been a mega hot ballet dancer.