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#182
Turns out, I would be terrible at Storage Wars.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#181
Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#180
Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#179
I'm not the only one who's confused by that, right?
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#178
I skip lung day a lot, is the problem.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#177
Oh that's handbrake! What the f**k have I been pushing?
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#176
Be careful over there. That's our internet.
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Graham
[2014-04-30]
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#175
I have a bunch of dents in my forehead, and at least 2 of them I remember the stories behind.
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Alex
[2015-04-29]
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#174
I have literally decreased the cost of life.
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Paul
[2015-04-06]
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#173
Why does everybody keep coming on to me?
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Paul
[2015-04-06]
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#172
It's just like a warm toilet seat.
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Cori
[2015-04-28]
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#171
I'll leave it on the love nugget.
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Beej
[2015-04-28]
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#170
420 yoloswag I win the game!
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Beej
[2015-04-28]
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#169
You've killed Ian. — What a relief.
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Heather and Beej
[2015-04-28]
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#168
Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!
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Alex
[2015-04-28]
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#167
We vegetarians appreciate the fact that you don't resent us.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#166
You *sshole! You made my skull pizza escape.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#165
There is an awful lot of torsos down here.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#164
I didn't get to where I am in this game, i.e. making no progress ever, by being cautious.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#163
I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#162
Could I just start injecting my thigh directly with vodka?
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Cameron
[2015-04-16]
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#161
It seems a bit presumptuous to worry about my mental health as I wander through this city murdering people for no apparent reason.
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Cameron
[2015-04-16]
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#160
A capacity to feel terror is really at the core of who I am.
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Cameron
[2015-04-16]
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#159
I'm not very good at this game. But I will yell at it more than most people. So, I hope you are entertained.
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Cameron
[2015-04-16]
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#158
If your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
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Cameron
[2015-04-16]