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#244

I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge.

— James [2015-05-07]
#243

Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?

— Adam [2015-05-07]
#242

If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.

— James [2015-05-07]
#241

Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.

— James [2015-05-05]
#240

Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?

— Alex [2015-05-05]
#239

Boy, is my butt tired.

— Alex [2015-05-05]
#238

I'm basically a raptor.

— James [2015-05-05]
#237

When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.

— James [2015-05-05]
#236

Why can't I have sex?

— Ian [2015-05-05]
#235

I would not call the White House 'handsome.'

— Cori [2015-05-05]
#234

I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#233

That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#232

F*ck off, Sticky Keys!

— Alex [2015-05-02]
#231

I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#230

<BELCH>

— Graham [2015-05-04]
#229

All the plants outside are having sex.

— Graham [2015-05-04]
#228

I'm in a dark void!

— Graham [2015-05-04]
#227

You had a mole!

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#226

Look at the pores!

— Paul [2015-05-04]
#225

Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#224

Not gonna lie to you guys, lighting a man on fire feels awfully nice.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#223

I think the problem is that we're smarter than the internet.

— Paul [2009-03-03]
#222

I can't identify that cheese.

— Graham [2015-04-30]
#221

Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#220

Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]