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#255

I can't wait for the opportunity to inject myself with morphine I found on the ground.

— Alex [2015-05-09]
#254

Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there.

— Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
#253

I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#252

It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw.

— Cameron [2015-04-30]
#251

Life is a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight a second time.

— Alex [2015-05-08]
#250

Move your molasses legs!

— Alex [2015-05-08]
#249

Let's <belch>!

— Alex [2015-05-08]
#247

They have a ledger of hatred. I wish I had one of those.

— Paul [2015-04-15]
#246

I don't really care about my testicles *that* much.

— James [2015-05-07]
#245

There are worse problems to have in life than a bunch of nude selfies… with sponges.

— James [2015-05-07]
#244

I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge.

— James [2015-05-07]
#243

Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?

— Adam [2015-05-07]
#242

If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.

— James [2015-05-07]
#241

Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.

— James [2015-05-05]
#240

Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?

— Alex [2015-05-05]
#239

Boy, is my butt tired.

— Alex [2015-05-05]
#238

I'm basically a raptor.

— James [2015-05-05]
#237

When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.

— James [2015-05-05]
#236

Why can't I have sex?

— Ian [2015-05-05]
#235

I would not call the White House 'handsome.'

— Cori [2015-05-05]
#234

I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#233

That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#232

F*ck off, Sticky Keys!

— Alex [2015-05-02]
#231

I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.

— Kathleen [2015-05-04]
#230

<BELCH>

— Graham [2015-05-04]