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#114

I can't imagine how difficult echolocation is when you're drunk.

— Graham [2015-04-08]
#113

If he wanted to, he could just, like, concentrate for five minutes and have a better beard than me.

— Graham, about Paul [2015-04-08]
#112

I don't like it when things are inside pigs.

— Cameron [2015-04-03]
#111

I'm the most gullible person alive.

— Alex [2015-04-03]
#110

Kathleen was very adamant that we are not making dakimakura of the cast. […] I was a little disappointed.

— Beej [2015-04-03]
#109

Our South is just North.

— Graham [2015-04-09]
#108

How are you so… thing?

— Graham [2015-04-09]
#107

I'm down with the hip kids and the Pokémons.

— James [2015-04-09]
#106

Nobody ever say the words 'cowboy virology' near me ever again.

— Cameron [2015-04-08]
#105

B*tch, I'm Fabulous!

— Cameron [2015-04-03]
#104

Coins are for scrubs.

— Heather [2014-04-05]
#103

If a strange woman ever tells you to shut your eyes, be wary.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#102

You gotta respect a woman who can throw a Gatling gun sixty feet.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#101

I'm f*cking beautiful.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#100

Do you remember me? I'm the man who wants to give you a tickle.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#99

I have a giant soft spot for tubas. They're cute.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#98

I think it would be unwise to stream all night and then call in sick at a job with very internet savvy people.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#97

I like the idea that I'm fighting with just a giant, serrated straight razor.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#96

I will never date a tenor again. It's baritones and basses all the way down.

— Mia [2015-04-02]
#95

Every single molecule in my body is itching today.

— Mia [2015-04-02]
#94

You go here when you die and then you hallucinate for a while and then you come back to life and you murder more people.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#93

Hell, the Gospels are fan-fiction.

— Cameron [2015-04-02]
#92

If you want to become a digestive tract and a head, you just have to take out the parts that don't fit that. Done.

— Heather [2015-04-04]
#91

I profusely apologize for being the source of most screaming in this game.

— Alex [2015-04-04]
#90

I run in skirts all the time.

— Adam [2015-04-04]