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#9312

i like knife.

— TQ [2025-05-23]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9311

You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them.

— Beej [2025-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9310

I swear there was a word horse in here!

— Ian [2025-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9309

My cronch cannot be handled.

— Cameron [2025-05-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9308

I can't think of a different way of saying it, but James is a quitter.

— Adam [2025-05-16]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9307

I can not bonemeal to completion.

— Serge [2025-05-13]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9306

I keep getting dragged into hell by Heather!

— Jacob [2025-05-12]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#9305

I'm not here to win, I'm here to have fun.

— Heather [2025-05-12]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#9304

Let's talk about grinding.

— Beej [2025-05-09]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9303

I'm advocating a person with a lot of money just give me a lot of money.

— Heather [2025-05-09]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9302

I think if you're too stupid to recognize a chair, you don't get to keep sitting.

— Kathleen [2025-04-26]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9301

Wheeler was right. Hashtag.

— Nelson [2025-04-25]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9300

I had a coffee before this coffee.

— Nelson [2025-04-25]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9299

oh no the scroc-dilly-dock!

— Ben [2025-04-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9298

Put the baby in the soup!

— Graham [2025-04-07]
R.E.P.O. on Crossing the Streams
#9297

What's with people locking their doors?

— Cori [2025-04-05]
INDIKA on Bonus Stream
#9296

Now, please hold two knives.

— Graham, to Adam [2025-04-04]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9295

That's the most Beej thing I've ever heard.

— James [2025-04-02]
Board Games on AFK
#9294

This is so good I wish it was better.

— Serge [2025-04-01]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9293

Goat DNA is a red flag.

— Graham [2025-03-31]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9292

Is rawdog MORE or LESS popular than daydreaming?

— Jackbox [2025-03-31]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9291

That's how I thought I would die: with Ian.

— Jordynne [2025-03-31]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9290

We have a zoomer stream, it's right there.

— Wheeler, on Lets Nope [2025-03-31]
Stacklands on Is This Your Card?
#9289

It's not that we don't trust you, chat, except... that's exactly it, we do not trust you.

— Juliamon [2025-03-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9288

Oh I never forget the colon.

— Wheeler [2025-03-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG