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  1. #9275
    This is the quality of enemy you'd expect from Star Trek the original series.
    — Graham [2025-03-12]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  2. #9274
    You can win at church.
    — Cori [2025-03-11]
    Great God Grove on Talking Simulator
  3. #9273
    I feel like I owe you an explanation chat.
    — Cameron [2025-03-11]
    Great God Grove on Talking Simulator
  4. #9272
    I rarely play Minecraft for efficiency.
    — James [2025-03-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #9271
    Always play to your outs. Your opponent might get hit by a meteor.
    — Paul [2025-03-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #9270
    You can eat Pokemon ass as a donut.
    — Beej [2025-03-07]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9269
    Every centipede in video games is a problem.
    — Nelson [2025-03-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  8. #9268
    I just want to get my hog as big as possible.
    — Wheeler [2025-03-03]
    Aotenjo: Infinite Hands on Is This Your Card?
  9. #9267
    Chat, don't try to do math. It's not a good look.
    — Serge [2025-02-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #9266
    I'm very cat coded, because I am a slut and I will puke on your couch.
    — Alex [2025-02-26]
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl on Let's NOPE
  11. #9265
    Even the power of God is no match for nature!
    — Alex [2025-02-22]
    Besiege on Unknown
  12. #9264
    All games are better with grappling hooks.
    — Paul [2025-02-22]
    Besiege on Unknown
  13. #9263
    We are the last thing anyone will see.
    — Beej [2025-02-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  14. #9262
    I'm never the problem.
    — James [2025-02-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #9261
    I'm crying inside and outside.
    — Michelle [2025-02-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9260
    Right now, I think he's looking for eyeballs.
    — Ben [2025-02-15]
    WWE 2K18 on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #9259
    Yes! It's all flesh!
    — Ben [2025-02-15]
    WWE 2K18 on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #9258
    We do have a lot of bones.
    — Ian [2025-02-15]
    WWE 2K18 on Unknown
  19. #9257
    Chat, I don't want to see you defending Beej.
    — Heather [2025-02-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  20. #9256
    Can't believe James killed a man for his pants.
    — Serge [2025-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #9255
    Mewtwo thicc as hell.
    — Adam [2025-02-07]
    Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising on Oki Oki Fight Club
  22. #9254
    So much of my deck is pogging.
    — Wheeler [2025-01-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #9253
    Nothing in the rulebook says a zombie can't drive a car.
    — Graham [2025-01-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #9252
    How do I take my cloths off?
    — Nelson [2025-01-30]
    Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising on Oki Oki Fight Club
  25. #9251
    Stab? Bladder?
    — Graham [2025-01-29]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play