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  1. #8872
    Hell yeah! Dark Souls this shit!
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8871
    If you put your teeth through it, you have lost.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8870
    Let's reset the sandwich.
    — Beej [2023-12-25]
    Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8869
    I feel like I've had lots of skulls.
    — Heather [2023-12-23]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8868
    But you can Pagumon for free on your upkeep!
    — Wheeler [2023-12-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8867
    People told me to kite, so I have fled.
    — Serge [2023-12-19]
    Risk of Rain Returns on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8866
    I was joking about the hacksaw, but I've changed my mind!
    — James [2023-12-18]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #8865
    This cat is canonically a jugalo.
    — Wheeler [2023-12-17]
    Cobalt Core on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8864
    We found the hole; now I have things for it.
    — Heather [2023-12-16]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8863
    Ian...I just wanna study you.
    — Jordynne [2023-12-11]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8862
    I've never needed a reason to just do whatever I want.
    — Heather [2023-12-10]
    A Highland Song on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8861
    Does that mean I don't have the clown torso?
    — Heather [2023-12-09]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8860
    I was unfunny before I had kids." "I've been making bad jokes my entire life!
    — Nelson and Graham [2023-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8859
    I'm farming engagement from chat.
    — Adam [2023-12-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  15. #8858
    I would poke a frog in the butt.
    — Cori [2023-12-04]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8857
    The mouth isn't a rhythm thing, it's just for eating.
    — Heather [2023-12-03]
    Life Is Not Auto on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8856
    I just like gathering information!
    — Kathleen [2023-12-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8855
    It's not my fault.
    — Heather, insistently and repeatedly [2023-11-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #8854
    Unfortunately, money is not monkey.
    — Ben [2023-11-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #8853
    My orbs are a gift to the world.
    — Serge [2023-11-28]
    Death Must Die on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8852
    Wheeler is the most responsible streamer of all of us.
    — Heather [2023-11-26]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8851
    You can expose kids to fire, and that's okay.
    — Heather [2023-11-24]
    Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #8850
    Oh shit, where'd my brain go?
    — Alex [2023-11-22]
    Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8849
    I'm just here to lend a certain chaotic "je ne sais quoi" to the proceedings.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-20]
    Republic of Jungle on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8848
    Anyone else want a faceful of air?
    — Kathleen [2023-11-18]
    None on Crossing the Streams