Quotes – LRRbot

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#9399

Everything is relevant when it comes to animal toe beans.

— Heather [2025-10-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9398

There could be some really deep plunger lore in that toilet.

— Heather [2025-09-26]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9397

There's no time for regret, there's only moving forward!

— Heather [2025-09-25]
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds on Bonus Stream
#9396

I'm not ENTIRELY evil.

— Kathleen [2025-09-24]
Magic: The Gathering on Good Morning Moonbase
#9395

I haven't read words for a while.

— James [2025-09-23]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9394

Are you a pot breaker?

— Adam [2025-09-22]
Hell Clock on Send Codes
#9393

I think food just gets better when you put it on a stick.

— Adam [2025-09-19]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9392

What if I just made my name thicker?

— Ian [2025-09-07]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#9391

Much as it pains me to say, James was right.

— Graham [2025-09-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9390

The cockroaches crawling on the rental costumes are less gross than this conversation.

— Cameron [2025-09-04]
Promise Mascot Agency on Talking Simulator
#9389

Where's the gun CAPCOM?!

— Nelson [2025-09-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9388

Sometimes you need to know what that noise was.

— Cameron, on using r/Victoria [2025-09-02]
Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
#9387

Eat the fruit, I'll pull the berries out of you.

— Serge, to Nelly [2025-09-01]
PEAK on Crossing the Streams
#9386

What if i caused mayhem?

— Kathleen [2025-08-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9385

Why can't I just stick it in my mouth and carry it up there?

— Heather [2025-08-30]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
#9384

There's a roof we could get up to but the roof is in the way.

— Heather [2025-08-30]
Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World on Bonus Stream
#9383

Sorry, there may be a short delay in the stream. The players are looking at a cute, fat pigeon.

— Paul [2025-08-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9382

I think Xbox pays less attention to Xbox.

— Paul [2025-08-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9381

A lot of situations could be defused by just two people smooching.

— Bengineering [2025-08-19]
Amygdala on Let's NOPE
#9380

I can do worse! Just give me a minute.

— Dale [2025-08-14]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9379

Cereal is a tragic food.

— Adam [2025-08-12]
Just Chatting on Unknown
#9378

Listen, ghost. You shut the fuck up. You're dead.

— Bengineering [2025-08-11]
PEAK on Crossing the Streams
#9377

I'm gonna send your crab to hell.

— Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9376

This is not a good joke.

— Angel, about Wheeler's joke [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9375

Oh no. I don't have any way to win.

— Nelson [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight