Quotes – LRRbot

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#9354

Oh the masculine urge to be a skeleton with a scimitar!

— Adam [2025-07-29]
DARK SOULS III on Bonus Stream
#9353

No! We're not getting the crabs high!

— Adam [2025-07-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Bonus Stream
#9351

I'm a fucking athlete James!

— Adam, after doing one (1) somersault. [2025-07-28]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9350

That's means we've got an hour for malfeasance and shenanigans!

— Kathleen [2025-07-28]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9349

I applied Shrek all over the shirt.

— Cori [2025-07-23]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9348

Be proud of your big thumb you little freak.

— Adam [2025-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9347

Your parents can feel your big dick energy.

— Beej [2025-07-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#9346

Our vibe is extremely cursed actually.

— Cameron [2025-07-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9345

The content is now inside of me.

— Beej [2025-07-18]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9344

I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me.

— Kathleen [2025-07-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9343

That's not how grown-ups release video games.

— Beej [2025-07-11]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9342

I have an oily coating now!

— Cori [2025-06-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9341

Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer.

— Adam [2025-06-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9340

No! Not the space waffles!

— Heather [2025-06-28]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
#9339

Cats have no ass.

— Wheeler [2025-06-25]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9338

I don't know what's happening, and I don't like any of it!

— Jacob [2025-06-23]
Override: Mech City Brawl on Crossing the Streams
#9337

If you're ever wondering, we can always explode.

— Paul [2025-06-23]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
#9336

I just assume we're the problem, mostly because I try to be the problem.

— Heather [2025-06-23]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
#9335

It's like the old saying: goes together like cats and snails.

— Paul [2025-06-21]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
#9334

Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball.

— Nelson [2025-06-16]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#9333

It is a time honoured video game tradition to destroy everyone's lives around you.

— Paul [2025-06-16]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
#9332

I dogged instead of dodged!

— Cori [2025-06-15]
Neva on Bonus Stream
#9331

It's not even a sex thing.

— Ian [2025-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
#9330

When you need to empty your goat in one minute, this is how you do it.

— Ian [2025-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
#9329

If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free.

— Ian [2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner