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  1. #9216
    A Voltron made of Corvettes starts with a single Corvette.
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9215
    If I could kill him, I'd do it again.
    — Cori, as Jordan [2024-12-23]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  3. #9214
    It's clear that you all don't value your existences.
    — Jacob [2024-12-23]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  4. #9213
    Oh this makes so much more sense!....or does it?
    — Ian [2024-12-23]
    Art on cdhc
  5. #9212
    ...and then Ian screams and we all go home.
    — Graham [2024-12-21]
    Just Chatting on the crapshoot
  6. #9211
    I would like to refund my son's skin!
    — Beej [2024-12-20]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9210
    All I'm saying is, I just talked to my cat.
    — Adam [2024-12-16]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  8. #9209
    The holidays are a great time to lie to your loved ones.
    — Beej [2024-12-13]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9208
    The only thing that will make me feel good about myself is diamonds.
    — Serge [2024-12-10]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #9207
    There's a lot of cracks in a body that aren't the butt!
    — Cori [2024-12-09]
    Games + Demos on Can't Draw Horses Club
  11. #9206
    You have to keep pumping money down the toilet.
    — Beej [2024-12-06]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  12. #9205
    Why did Beej send me titties, why did he do that to me again?
    — Beej, as Paul [2024-12-06]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  13. #9204
    There once was a Gruul deck I drafted. That I thought was quite carefully crafted. I queued up on stream, But my deck it would seem, Was destined to punt and get shafted.
    — MommaGart [2024-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #9203
    I never know what I'm talking about.
    — James [2024-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #9202
    Like most of you, I'm dead inside.
    — James [2024-12-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #9201
    Lightning is just sky fire.
    — Heather [2024-12-02]
    Froggy's Battle on Unknown
  17. #9200
    My bits cause me to lose.
    — Wheeler [2024-12-01]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  18. #9199
    Isn't a floating, rotating Bible kind of a gun?
    — Adam [2024-11-29]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  19. #9198
    Is this like the thing I did with the cougar? *gasp* YOU DID THE THING WITH THE COUGAR!
    — Adam, as Oliver [2024-11-25]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  20. #9197
    Where's my gay rock?
    — Matt [2024-11-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #9196
    You could just eat a block of butter.
    — Heather [2024-11-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  22. #9195
    You were just equivocating, which is like lying, but different.
    — Nelson [2024-11-22]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  23. #9194
    I don't have the strength, and only 70% battery left.
    — Alex, quoting game dialogue. [2024-11-20]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  24. #9193
    I don't use my powers for evil, but I could. I'm not above it.
    — Heather [2024-11-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  25. #9192
    It turns out, roosters are basically free.
    — Cameron [2024-11-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends