Quotes

Can you not bubble-tongue to the moving platforms?

I like to show everybody my tongue.

I have a really wide tongue.

We're all just tubes.

I'm just a player with a deck that has way too many game objects.

Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfortable saying on camera.

You be nice to the nerds. They give us money.

I'm like the Tony Hawk of deer!

Which one of you eggs has been messing with the gender slider?

This is the quality of enemy you'd expect from Star Trek the original series.

You can win at church.

I feel like I owe you an explanation chat.

I rarely play Minecraft for efficiency.

Always play to your outs. Your opponent might get hit by a meteor.

You can eat Pokemon ass as a donut.

Every centipede in video games is a problem.

I just want to get my hog as big as possible.

Chat, don't try to do math. It's not a good look.

I'm very cat coded, because I am a slut and I will puke on your couch.

Even the power of God is no match for nature!

All games are better with grappling hooks.

We are the last thing anyone will see.

I'm never the problem.

I'm crying inside and outside.