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  1. #9285
    Chomper gets hit by the monkey!
    — Adam [2025-03-27]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  2. #9284
    Can you not bubble-tongue to the moving platforms?
    — Graham [2025-03-26]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  3. #9283
    I like to show everybody my tongue.
    — Beej [2025-03-22]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #9282
    I have a really wide tongue.
    — Beej [2025-03-22]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #9281
    We're all just tubes.
    — Gibb
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #9280
    I'm just a player with a deck that has way too many game objects.
    — Serge [2025-03-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #9279
    Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfortable saying on camera.
    — Wheeler [2025-03-21]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #9278
    You be nice to the nerds. They give us money.
    — Heather [2025-03-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9277
    I'm like the Tony Hawk of deer!
    — Wheeler [2025-03-17]
    Oh Deer on Crossing the Streams
  10. #9276
    Which one of you eggs has been messing with the gender slider?
    — Graham [2025-03-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #9275
    This is the quality of enemy you'd expect from Star Trek the original series.
    — Graham [2025-03-12]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  12. #9274
    You can win at church.
    — Cori [2025-03-11]
    Great God Grove on Talking Simulator
  13. #9273
    I feel like I owe you an explanation chat.
    — Cameron [2025-03-11]
    Great God Grove on Talking Simulator
  14. #9272
    I rarely play Minecraft for efficiency.
    — James [2025-03-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #9271
    Always play to your outs. Your opponent might get hit by a meteor.
    — Paul [2025-03-07]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #9270
    You can eat Pokemon ass as a donut.
    — Beej [2025-03-07]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9269
    Every centipede in video games is a problem.
    — Nelson [2025-03-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  18. #9268
    I just want to get my hog as big as possible.
    — Wheeler [2025-03-03]
    Aotenjo: Infinite Hands on Is This Your Card?
  19. #9267
    Chat, don't try to do math. It's not a good look.
    — Serge [2025-02-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #9266
    I'm very cat coded, because I am a slut and I will puke on your couch.
    — Alex [2025-02-26]
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl on Let's NOPE
  21. #9265
    Even the power of God is no match for nature!
    — Alex [2025-02-22]
    Besiege on Unknown
  22. #9264
    All games are better with grappling hooks.
    — Paul [2025-02-22]
    Besiege on Unknown
  23. #9263
    We are the last thing anyone will see.
    — Beej [2025-02-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  24. #9262
    I'm never the problem.
    — James [2025-02-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #9261
    I'm crying inside and outside.
    — Michelle [2025-02-17]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams