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#252
It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw.
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Cameron
[2015-04-30]
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#251
Life is a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight a second time.
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Alex
[2015-05-08]
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#250
Move your molasses legs!
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Alex
[2015-05-08]
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#249
Let's <belch>!
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Alex
[2015-05-08]
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#247
They have a ledger of hatred. I wish I had one of those.
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Paul
[2015-04-15]
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#246
I don't really care about my testicles *that* much.
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James
[2015-05-07]
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#245
There are worse problems to have in life than a bunch of nude selfies… with sponges.
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James
[2015-05-07]
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#244
I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge.
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James
[2015-05-07]
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#243
Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?
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Adam
[2015-05-07]
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#242
If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.
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James
[2015-05-07]
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#241
Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.
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James
[2015-05-05]
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#240
Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?
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Alex
[2015-05-05]
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#239
Boy, is my butt tired.
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Alex
[2015-05-05]
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#238
I'm basically a raptor.
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James
[2015-05-05]
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#237
When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.
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James
[2015-05-05]
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#236
Why can't I have sex?
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Ian
[2015-05-05]
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#235
I would not call the White House 'handsome.'
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Cori
[2015-05-05]
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#234
I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.
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Kathleen
[2015-05-04]
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#233
That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.
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Kathleen
[2015-05-04]
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#232
F*ck off, Sticky Keys!
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Alex
[2015-05-02]
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#231
I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.
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Kathleen
[2015-05-04]
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#230
<BELCH>
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Graham
[2015-05-04]
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#229
All the plants outside are having sex.
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Graham
[2015-05-04]
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#228
I'm in a dark void!
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Graham
[2015-05-04]
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#227
You had a mole!
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Kathleen
[2015-05-04]
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