Quotes

I would not call the White House 'handsome.'

I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.

That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.

F*ck off, Sticky Keys!

I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.

<BELCH>

All the plants outside are having sex.

I'm in a dark void!

You had a mole!

Look at the pores!

Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth.

Not gonna lie to you guys, lighting a man on fire feels awfully nice.

I think the problem is that we're smarter than the internet.

I can't identify that cheese.

Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife.

Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons.

Little known secret: I tend to freckle in the summer.

That man has a problem… but we support that problem and let him do this.

Alex, please stop standing on my groin.

It's all my favourite things, all in one spot: Rainbow world, radioactive materials, and biological guys.

You look nice and also you don't look like you're gonna try to have sex with me. So… that's great.

I could probably use that Lewd Monacle.

That's right, not altogether unpleasing. That's me.

I think I feel like I understand it without the brain spore sacks.