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#193
I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why.
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#192
Wow, I just started speaking in tongues there, didn't I?
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#191
Why are we in this school? Why are we in a *Japanese* school? Oh, shittles!
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Graham
[2015-05-01]
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#189
Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…
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Alex,
terrified
[2015-05-01]
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#185
F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!
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Alex
[2015-05-01]
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#184
Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#183
The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#182
Turns out, I would be terrible at Storage Wars.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#181
Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#180
Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#179
I'm not the only one who's confused by that, right?
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#178
I skip lung day a lot, is the problem.
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#177
Oh that's handbrake! What the f**k have I been pushing?
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Graham
[2015-04-30]
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#176
Be careful over there. That's our internet.
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Graham
[2014-04-30]
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#175
I have a bunch of dents in my forehead, and at least 2 of them I remember the stories behind.
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Alex
[2015-04-29]
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#174
I have literally decreased the cost of life.
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Paul
[2015-04-06]
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#173
Why does everybody keep coming on to me?
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Paul
[2015-04-06]
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#172
It's just like a warm toilet seat.
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Cori
[2015-04-28]
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#171
I'll leave it on the love nugget.
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Beej
[2015-04-28]
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#170
420 yoloswag I win the game!
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Beej
[2015-04-28]
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#169
You've killed Ian. — What a relief.
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Heather and Beej
[2015-04-28]
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#168
Alright kids, what did we learn today? That's right, never trust Kathleen!
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Alex
[2015-04-28]
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#167
We vegetarians appreciate the fact that you don't resent us.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#166
You *sshole! You made my skull pizza escape.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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#165
There is an awful lot of torsos down here.
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Cameron
[2015-04-19]
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