Quotes – LRRbot

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#8984

I saw nuts hit pavement that's all I needed to see.

— Heefnoff [2024-05-03]
Killer Instinct on AFK
#8983

Nothing we say during Monikers leaves Monikers-land.

— Ben [2024-05-01]
Board Games on AFK
#8982

I will stop saying Front butt if you stop saying south mouth.

— Katrina, to Cori [2024-04-29]
Art on LoadingReadyLive
#8981

The rules are simple: you may not suck.

— James [2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8980

I NEED THAT IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY!

— Jacob [2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8979

Now we're all late, clogged with fried cake.

— Cameron [2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8978

My face wants to leave my face.

— Beej [2024-04-26]
Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8977

What's the point of being a fucking queer if you can't talk about your feelings?

— Wheeler [2024-04-26]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8976

If I had a time machine, I would prevent mayonaise.

— Cameron [2024-04-23]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
#8975

'We're nominally smart people.''...sure.'

— RebelliousUno and James [2024-04-23]
Raft on Bonus Stream
#8974

What is your job if not curating the crimes?

— Molly, to DandyGeek [2024-04-22]
Music on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8973

Sometimes you go to the store and you buy repercussions, and then you can hand them out to people.

— Heather [2024-04-21]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8972

'Getting fived and tenned' sounds like a sex thing.

— Beej [2024-04-19]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8971

The real terror is the content we made along the way.

— Paul [2024-04-16]
Content Warning on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8970

If I flash animated this in 2008 I'd be a millionaire.

— Featherweight [2024-04-15]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8969

Cori is willing to throw me under a bus at a moment's notice.

— Ian [2024-04-14]
Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8968

I have never felt my asshole get that tight.

— Jacob [2024-04-12]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8967

I'm about to pay for your sins.

— Ben Ulmer, to Graham [2024-04-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#8966

I JUST TWEET.

— RayFK [2024-04-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#8965

Why does the asking nicely always work?

— James [2024-04-09]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8964

If you're always confident, eventually it'll turn out right.

— Paul [2024-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8963

10/10 crying really does that for you, I guess.

— Az [2024-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8962

Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?

— Heather, to Ian [2024-04-07]
Touhou Danmaku Kagura: Phantasia Lost on LRRMtG
#8961

You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?

— Ian [2024-04-07]
Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
#8960

None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.

— Graham [2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG