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  1. #9165
    I wanted to wash the Cheech off my hands.
    — Graham [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9164
    Give me back my face!
    — Jordan [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9163
    Taste the clam. Experience the fear.
    — Jordan [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9162
    I believe in the planet.
    — Julie [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9161
    This is what the inside of a chicken looks like, kids.
    — James [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9160
    I need a mask for my brain.
    — Beej [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9159
    I have a really flat bottom with a tiny tip.
    — Ian [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9158
    We never agreed to call it the Moist Zone.
    — Graham [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9157
    If I go off TOS, let me know.
    — Ian [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9156
    Corn Nuts are bad for whoever isn't eating Corn Nuts.
    — Mikey [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9155
    Somebody lives in this chicken!
    — James [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9154
    Remember, if you're ever concerned things are going wrong, always go back to the taco stage.
    — Paul [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9153
    Congratulations, you now have thumbs.
    — Matthews [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9152
    Orb want squish!
    — Graham [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9151
    If you love something, let it rip.
    — Ian [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9150
    We are offering up eye protection and syringes.
    — Ian [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9149
    It only doesn't make sense if you try and understand it all at once.
    — Wiggins, about Kingdom Hearts [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9148
    Now that James is gone, can I interest anyone in a union registration card?
    — Wiggins [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9146
    Oh, goodness, we're in an anime. Let's get the hell out of here.
    — Ben [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9145
    I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you smell like.
    — Carrie [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9144
    Do you have an exposed red end?
    — Beej [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9143
    I learned that very small differences make all the difference.
    — Max [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9141
    There's a deep bench of wets.
    — Graham [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9140
    What is the pH of your wets?
    — Ian, to Graham [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9139
    I'm gonna put fish in my hole!
    — Ben [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope