Quotes – LRRbot

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#9174

I'm keeping us all out of prison, and I think that's what's important.

— Beej, on Business Management [2024-11-14]
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#9173

I learned there's another, larger knife somewhere in this building and I'm going to find it.

— Julie [2024-11-13]
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#9172

You have to wear a shirt, dammit! Not everything is free for you!

— Kathleen [2024-11-13]
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#9171

You don't want to use a complicated AI script, because that's essentially invoking god.

— Kathleen [2024-11-13]
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#9170

I'm so excited to eat some wets.

— Kathleen [2024-11-13]
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#9169

All hail Long Frog!

— James [2024-11-13]
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#9168

I'm taking your pancreas.

— Ian [2024-11-13]
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#9167

Please French responsibly.

— Graham [2024-11-12]
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#9166

I think I've got my release dialed in.

— Ian [2024-11-12]
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#9165

I wanted to wash the Cheech off my hands.

— Graham [2024-11-12]
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#9164

Give me back my face!

— Jordan [2024-11-12]
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#9163

Taste the clam. Experience the fear.

— Jordan [2024-11-12]
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#9162

I believe in the planet.

— Julie [2024-11-12]
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#9161

This is what the inside of a chicken looks like, kids.

— James [2024-11-12]
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#9160

I need a mask for my brain.

— Beej [2024-11-12]
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#9159

I have a really flat bottom with a tiny tip.

— Ian [2024-11-11]
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#9158

We never agreed to call it the Moist Zone.

— Graham [2024-11-11]
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#9157

If I go off TOS, let me know.

— Ian [2024-11-11]
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#9156

Corn Nuts are bad for whoever isn't eating Corn Nuts.

— Mikey [2024-11-11]
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#9155

Somebody lives in this chicken!

— James [2024-11-11]
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#9154

Remember, if you're ever concerned things are going wrong, always go back to the taco stage.

— Paul [2024-11-11]
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#9153

Congratulations, you now have thumbs.

— Matthews [2024-11-11]
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#9152

Orb want squish!

— Graham [2024-11-10]
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#9151

If you love something, let it rip.

— Ian [2024-11-10]
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#9150

We are offering up eye protection and syringes.

— Ian [2024-11-10]
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