Quotes – LRRbot

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#9113

There's two holes, that's the problem.

— Ian [2024-10-10]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#9112

I'm gonna Kindness War the shit outta this.

— Heather [2024-10-09]
Board Games on AFK
#9111

I mean this in the meanest possible way, but it feels like you learned this game from me.

— Nelson [2024-10-09]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9110

I'M OUT OF HOG!

— Wheeler [2024-10-06]
TCG Card Shop Simulator on Is This Your Card?
#9109

You no-sell your gaslighting so well.

— Bengineering, to Cori [2024-10-04]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9108

I kinda want to meet this person just so I can seethe.

— Nelson [2024-10-04]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
#9107

All allergies have ADHD.

— Ben [2024-10-03]
Star Wars Outlaws on Play it Forward
#9106

Maybe butt stuff on the router is not a good call.

— Ben [2024-10-01]
Gone Golfing on Let's NOPE
#9105

I'm a very odd man, what can I say.

— James [2024-10-01]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9104

I can't let anyone see me buying lentils, they might think I'm horny.

— Graham [2024-09-30]
The Jackbox Naughty Pack on Crossing the Streams
#9103

It's 1:45pm, do you know where your Horse hole is?

— iris_of_ether [2024-09-30]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9102

Nobody likes cherry. Get fucked, cherry.

— James [2024-09-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9101

There is so much pumpkin in my nose.

— Serge [2024-09-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9100

This madness is not just confined to us! Other people appreciate it!

— Kathleen [2024-09-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9099

Do not attempt to involve yourself with the shark.

— Ian [2024-09-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9098

If you planted a fucked up number of trees...

— Alex [2024-09-25]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9097

Well Quebec is a theme.

— Adzy [2024-09-23]
Just Chatting on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9096

Pants are just a diaper you haven't shit in yet.

— Ian [2024-09-22]
pop'n music Lively on Rhythm Cafe
#9095

To be fair, this is not what I expected from Florida.

— Ian [2024-09-19]
Board Games on The Long Game
#9094

Bubly and Lacroix, the two genderfluids.

— Ian [2024-09-15]
pop'n music Lively on Rhythm Cafe
#9093

Some kind of human clown.

— Graham [2024-09-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9092

I ate a black lotus in high school.

— Seanan McGuire [2024-09-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9091

That will eat our face." "...Is that good?

— Cori and Cameron [2024-09-10]
Caves of Qud on Talking Simulator
#9090

I'm known for being incredibly loud, for never shutting up, and for just talking nonstop... no, wait, I think that might be my husband.

— Heather [2024-09-08]
pop'n music Lively on Rhythm Cafe
#9089

Do you have begin game?" "I would like begin game.

— Nelson and Graham [2024-09-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight