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  1. #9181
    I love when Ian just says words.
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9180
    The pollen goes right to the soul!
    — Jordan [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9179
    SALT DOESN'T GO THERE!
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9178
    Was Walter Cronkite a dog of wisdom??
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9177
    Julie, in all caps, wants an axe.
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9176
    What does a two look like?!
    — Ben [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9175
    The color was fish?
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9174
    I'm keeping us all out of prison, and I think that's what's important.
    — Beej, on Business Management [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9173
    I learned there's another, larger knife somewhere in this building and I'm going to find it.
    — Julie [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9172
    You have to wear a shirt, dammit! Not everything is free for you!
    — Kathleen [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9171
    You don't want to use a complicated AI script, because that's essentially invoking god.
    — Kathleen [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9170
    I'm so excited to eat some wets.
    — Kathleen [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9169
    All hail Long Frog!
    — James [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9168
    I'm taking your pancreas.
    — Ian [2024-11-13]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9167
    Please French responsibly.
    — Graham [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9166
    I think I've got my release dialed in.
    — Ian [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9165
    I wanted to wash the Cheech off my hands.
    — Graham [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9164
    Give me back my face!
    — Jordan [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9163
    Taste the clam. Experience the fear.
    — Jordan [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9162
    I believe in the planet.
    — Julie [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9161
    This is what the inside of a chicken looks like, kids.
    — James [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9160
    I need a mask for my brain.
    — Beej [2024-11-12]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9159
    I have a really flat bottom with a tiny tip.
    — Ian [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9158
    We never agreed to call it the Moist Zone.
    — Graham [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9157
    If I go off TOS, let me know.
    — Ian [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope