Quotes – LRRbot

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#8751

We have a PO Box: Please don't.

— Graham [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8750

Get me pictures of Sandy Loam!

— Andrew [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8749

I'm not going to ask you to take that again because I don't want you to.

— Jordan [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8748

What is a tradition if it doesn't hurt you in some way?

— Andy [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8747

I like to break stuff.

— Ian [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8746

Bone Zone is a state of mind.

— Graham [2023-11-10]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8745

Oh it's a reprint of that card.....from set.

— Graham [2023-11-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#8744

We're just here to be weird. We're weird little guys.

— Bengineering [2023-11-08]
Board Games on Crossing the Streams
#8743

This might have been a tremendously bad idea.

— James [2023-11-07]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8742

But what if I bought a golden monkey?

— Wheeler [2023-11-05]
Hearthstone on Is This Your Card?
#8741

Let's long rest in this acid cave. That seems safe.

— Heather [2023-11-04]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Play it Forward
#8740

Just say "no" to everything he says!

— Serge, about Wheeler, urgently [2023-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8739

I just like green beef.

— Ben [2023-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8738

I refuse to acknowledge that I might be wrong.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8737

Just assume I'm doing a good job.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8736

More blood!

— Angel [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8735

This crab's got dildo hands.

— Cori, reading chat [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8734

I won't be removing any limbs today.

— Angel [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8733

There's so much value in being annoying.

— Wheeler [2023-10-29]
Pokémon Trading Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8732

Did you just slurp into a Slim Jim?

— Ian [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8731

I was like, 'I can make a spreadsheet?' Hell yeah!

— Beej [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8730

They're funded by Big Prune.

— Cori [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8729

Stop! I'm spending too much time in LaTeX as it is!

— Ian [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8728

I will move this carrot. That will unfill my cat pockets.

— Heather [2023-10-28]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8727

I can see Satan!

— Alex, pointing at Jacob [2023-10-25]
Board Games on AFK