Quotes – LRRbot

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#7639

Why can't my avocado go into the forest?

— Wheeler [2021-06-12]
Root on Talking Simulator
#7638

No, don't quote me.

— Wheeler [2021-06-12]
Root on Talking Simulator
#7637

I would say sorry, but it was intentional.

— Ian [2021-06-12]
Root on Talking Simulator
#7636

Obviously the bone dragon doesn't like when you touch the wibble crystals.

— Graham [2021-06-10]
Special Events on Talking Simulator
#7635

it's Amazing how as a floating head, you can still fart.

— RebelliousUno
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#7634

Feed me your contempt for my End rods.

— James [2021-06-08]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#7633

'You Ever wanted to smoke coffee Uno?' 'No.'

— Serge and RebelliousUno [2021-06-08]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#7632

We won, therefore every decision we made was correct.

— Cameron [2021-06-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7631

This is apparently a game about making cookies and fixing music boxes.

— Dale [2021-06-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7630

I can see from your character art that you have a lovely cloak.

— Dale [2021-06-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7629

I'm gonna make a big pot of tea, because this sucks.

— Cameron [2021-06-07]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7628

I get worried if people pay too much attention to what I say.

— Ian [2021-06-06]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7627

Singing is just fancy breathing.

— Ian [2021-06-06]
Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
#7626

Squirrels are better than cards.

— Jer [2021-06-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#7625

I'm worried about getting sweaty all over my squirrels.

— Wheeler [2021-06-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#7624

I hate these stupid holes.

— James [2021-06-01]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#7623

'Don't make it weird, dude!' 'You're 3 hours too late on that one.'

— Matt Griffiths and Nelson [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7622

How do we make this ghost restful enough to eat cheese?

— Andy [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7621

There is no upper limit to the love.

— Michelle Rapp, as Ulrich [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7620

I'm full of yogurt and having the time of my life!

— Andy, as Terry [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7619

Well that encounter got weirder.

— Nelson, voicing the Dice Friends motto [2021-05-31]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7618

I hacked a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

— Serge [2021-05-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7617

It's live, that means it's legal!

— Kiss [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7616

Possums love me!

— Kathleen, delightedly [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
#7615

'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'

— Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe