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  1. #7639
    Why can't my avocado go into the forest?
    — Wheeler [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  2. #7638
    No, don't quote me.
    — Wheeler [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  3. #7637
    I would say sorry, but it was intentional.
    — Ian [2021-06-12]
    Root on Talking Simulator
  4. #7636
    Obviously the bone dragon doesn't like when you touch the wibble crystals.
    — Graham [2021-06-10]
    Special Events on Talking Simulator
  5. #7635
    it's Amazing how as a floating head, you can still fart.
    — RebelliousUno
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7634
    Feed me your contempt for my End rods.
    — James [2021-06-08]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7633
    'You Ever wanted to smoke coffee Uno?' 'No.'
    — Serge and RebelliousUno [2021-06-08]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #7632
    We won, therefore every decision we made was correct.
    — Cameron [2021-06-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #7631
    This is apparently a game about making cookies and fixing music boxes.
    — Dale [2021-06-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #7630
    I can see from your character art that you have a lovely cloak.
    — Dale [2021-06-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #7629
    I'm gonna make a big pot of tea, because this sucks.
    — Cameron [2021-06-07]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #7628
    I get worried if people pay too much attention to what I say.
    — Ian [2021-06-06]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #7627
    Singing is just fancy breathing.
    — Ian [2021-06-06]
    Wandersong on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #7626
    Squirrels are better than cards.
    — Jer [2021-06-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  15. #7625
    I'm worried about getting sweaty all over my squirrels.
    — Wheeler [2021-06-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  16. #7624
    I hate these stupid holes.
    — James [2021-06-01]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #7623
    'Don't make it weird, dude!' 'You're 3 hours too late on that one.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Nelson [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7622
    How do we make this ghost restful enough to eat cheese?
    — Andy [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7621
    There is no upper limit to the love.
    — Michelle Rapp, as Ulrich [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #7620
    I'm full of yogurt and having the time of my life!
    — Andy, as Terry [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #7619
    Well that encounter got weirder.
    — Nelson, voicing the Dice Friends motto [2021-05-31]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #7618
    I hacked a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
    — Serge [2021-05-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #7617
    It's live, that means it's legal!
    — Kiss [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #7616
    Possums love me!
    — Kathleen, delightedly [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #7615
    'Would you like to roll initiative?' 'I would NOT.'
    — Kiss and Cameron [2021-05-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Rhythm Cafe