Quotes – LRRbot

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#9150

We are offering up eye protection and syringes.

— Ian [2024-11-10]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9149

It only doesn't make sense if you try and understand it all at once.

— Wiggins, about Kingdom Hearts [2024-11-10]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9148

Now that James is gone, can I interest anyone in a union registration card?

— Wiggins [2024-11-10]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9146

Oh, goodness, we're in an anime. Let's get the hell out of here.

— Ben [2024-11-10]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9145

I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you smell like.

— Carrie [2024-11-10]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9144

Do you have an exposed red end?

— Beej [2024-11-10]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9143

I learned that very small differences make all the difference.

— Max [2024-11-09]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9141

There's a deep bench of wets.

— Graham [2024-11-09]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9140

What is the pH of your wets?

— Ian, to Graham [2024-11-09]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9139

I'm gonna put fish in my hole!

— Ben [2024-11-09]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9138

Orb. Happy.

— James [2024-11-09]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9137

We all want to get our tongue into Zeta a little bit.

— Beej [2024-11-09]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9136

Some of these balls are quite tender.

— Ian [2024-11-08]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9135

Simply accept the wet.

— Graham [2024-11-08]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9134

I've apparently been a Zeon mech for the past eight hours.

— Ian [2024-11-08]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9133

A living toe.... can sweat.

— Wiggins [2024-11-08]
None on Unknown
#9132

They gave me a microphone AGAIN, despite last year!

— Julie [2024-11-08]
None on Unknown
#9131

So it turns out the internet can be used for good.

— Andrew [2024-11-08]
None on Unknown
#9130

Can I fondle the orb?

— Ashton [2024-11-08]
None on Unknown
#9129

Are you big-splaining to me?

— Serge [2024-11-05]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9128

You should take everything I say on stream at face value.

— Wheeler [2024-11-03]
UFO 50 on Is This Your Card?
#9127

I just burped on camera, like some Beej, Graham or Cameron.

— Wheeler [2024-11-03]
UFO 50 on Is This Your Card?
#9126

Please don't do any of the things I tell you to do.

— Heather [2024-11-02]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9125

The ones with teeth.

— Cameron [2024-11-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9124

Oh no, we made him Beej.

— Heather [2024-10-25]
LumbearJack on Unknown