Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#9362
They're not lying, they're just wrong.
—
Angel,
about Chat
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9361
CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.
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Wheeler
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9360
You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself.
—
Serge,
to Wheeler
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9359
I'm the good guy.
—
Wheeler,
repeatedly
[2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
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#9358
Question: What??
—
Graham
[2025-07-30]
Board Games on Bonus Stream
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#9357
No bully him. I bully him.
—
Jordynne,
to chat, about Adam
[2025-07-30]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
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#9356
This joke sucks but I gotta finish it.
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Adam
[2025-07-29]
Paranormal Cleanup on Bonus Stream
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#9355
I know you were all talking about that, but I wasn't listening.
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Kathleen
[2025-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
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#9354
Oh the masculine urge to be a skeleton with a scimitar!
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Adam
[2025-07-29]
DARK SOULS III on Bonus Stream
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#9353
No! We're not getting the crabs high!
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Adam
[2025-07-28]
Tabletop RPGs on Bonus Stream
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#9351
I'm a fucking athlete James!
—
Adam,
after doing one (1) somersault.
[2025-07-28]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
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#9350
That's means we've got an hour for malfeasance and shenanigans!
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Kathleen
[2025-07-28]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
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#9349
I applied Shrek all over the shirt.
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Cori
[2025-07-23]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
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#9348
Be proud of your big thumb you little freak.
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Adam
[2025-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#9347
Your parents can feel your big dick energy.
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Beej
[2025-07-19]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
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#9346
Our vibe is extremely cursed actually.
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Cameron
[2025-07-18]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9345
The content is now inside of me.
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Beej
[2025-07-18]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9344
I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me.
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Kathleen
[2025-07-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#9343
That's not how grown-ups release video games.
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Beej
[2025-07-11]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#9342
I have an oily coating now!
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Cori
[2025-06-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9341
Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer.
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Adam
[2025-06-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#9340
No! Not the space waffles!
—
Heather
[2025-06-28]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
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#9339
Cats have no ass.
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Wheeler
[2025-06-25]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
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#9338
I don't know what's happening, and I don't like any of it!
—
Jacob
[2025-06-23]
Override: Mech City Brawl on Crossing the Streams
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#9337
If you're ever wondering, we can always explode.
—
Paul
[2025-06-23]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
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