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  1. #9348
    Be proud of your big thumb you little freak.
    — Adam [2025-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #9347
    Your parents can feel your big dick energy.
    — Beej [2025-07-19]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #9346
    Our vibe is extremely cursed actually.
    — Cameron [2025-07-18]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #9345
    The content is now inside of me.
    — Beej [2025-07-18]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  5. #9344
    I've been very helpful and kind this whole game. I feel like blue-black brings out the best in me.
    — Kathleen [2025-07-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #9343
    That's not how grown-ups release video games.
    — Beej [2025-07-11]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9342
    I have an oily coating now!
    — Cori [2025-06-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #9341
    Our country's not stupid enough to make 'B' every answer.
    — Adam [2025-06-28]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #9340
    No! Not the space waffles!
    — Heather [2025-06-28]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  10. #9339
    Cats have no ass.
    — Wheeler [2025-06-25]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  11. #9338
    I don't know what's happening, and I don't like any of it!
    — Jacob [2025-06-23]
    Override: Mech City Brawl on Crossing the Streams
  12. #9337
    If you're ever wondering, we can always explode.
    — Paul [2025-06-23]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  13. #9336
    I just assume we're the problem, mostly because I try to be the problem.
    — Heather [2025-06-23]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  14. #9335
    It's like the old saying: goes together like cats and snails.
    — Paul [2025-06-21]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  15. #9334
    Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball.
    — Nelson [2025-06-16]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  16. #9333
    It is a time honoured video game tradition to destroy everyone's lives around you.
    — Paul [2025-06-16]
    Split Fiction on Play it Forward
  17. #9332
    I dogged instead of dodged!
    — Cori [2025-06-15]
    Neva on Bonus Stream
  18. #9331
    It's not even a sex thing.
    — Ian [2025-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  19. #9330
    When you need to empty your goat in one minute, this is how you do it.
    — Ian [2025-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  20. #9329
    If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free.
    — Ian [2025-06-14]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  21. #9328
    The sushi is coming.
    — Ian, ominously [2025-06-14]
    Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
  22. #9327
    Are we penalised here? I just can't see the penal?
    — Ian [2025-06-14]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  23. #9326
    The rat is going to eat the fist of god...
    — Jacob [2025-06-12]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #9325
    By all means, put egg on streamer's face, he's used to it.
    — Nelson [2025-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #9324
    Anyone can make a press release. No one can stop you.
    — Ian [2025-06-08]
    Afterlove EP on Rhythm Cafe