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#9126

Please don't do any of the things I tell you to do.

— Heather [2024-11-02]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9125

The ones with teeth.

— Cameron [2024-11-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9124

Oh no, we made him Beej.

— Heather [2024-10-25]
LumbearJack on Unknown
#9123

I've never met a problem that couldn't be holed.

— Serge [2024-10-22]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9122

Yes, yes, all of your problems too, but also MY problems!

— Kathleen, as Chooha [2024-10-21]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#9121

My brain is doing the brain thing that my brain does.

— Az [2024-10-21]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9119

It can't even get through the thin crevice flesh.

— Matt [2024-10-19]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9118

Now he's caressing and feeling up the monitor.

— Ben, about Matt
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9117

You can only do so many actions at once, and I chose gloating.

— Heather [2024-10-16]
Board Games on AFK
#9116

I don't party hard enough to get everyone else hungover.

— Cam, as Bophades [2024-10-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#9115

They play card games, they probably have a humiliation kink.

— Wheeler [2024-10-13]
TCG Card Shop Simulator on Is This Your Card?
#9114

Nothing's scarier than noises.

— Heather [2024-10-12]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9113

There's two holes, that's the problem.

— Ian [2024-10-10]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#9112

I'm gonna Kindness War the shit outta this.

— Heather [2024-10-09]
Board Games on AFK
#9111

I mean this in the meanest possible way, but it feels like you learned this game from me.

— Nelson [2024-10-09]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9110

I'M OUT OF HOG!

— Wheeler [2024-10-06]
TCG Card Shop Simulator on Is This Your Card?
#9109

You no-sell your gaslighting so well.

— Bengineering, to Cori [2024-10-04]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9108

I kinda want to meet this person just so I can seethe.

— Nelson [2024-10-04]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
#9107

All allergies have ADHD.

— Ben [2024-10-03]
Star Wars Outlaws on Play it Forward
#9106

Maybe butt stuff on the router is not a good call.

— Ben [2024-10-01]
Gone Golfing on Let's NOPE
#9105

I'm a very odd man, what can I say.

— James [2024-10-01]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9104

I can't let anyone see me buying lentils, they might think I'm horny.

— Graham [2024-09-30]
The Jackbox Naughty Pack on Crossing the Streams
#9103

It's 1:45pm, do you know where your Horse hole is?

— iris_of_ether [2024-09-30]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9102

Nobody likes cherry. Get fucked, cherry.

— James [2024-09-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9101

There is so much pumpkin in my nose.

— Serge [2024-09-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive