Quotes – LRRbot

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#9334

Trying to hold onto the forbidden third ball.

— Nelson [2025-06-16]
Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
#9333

It is a time honoured video game tradition to destroy everyone's lives around you.

— Paul [2025-06-16]
Split Fiction on Play it Forward
#9332

I dogged instead of dodged!

— Cori [2025-06-15]
Neva on Bonus Stream
#9331

It's not even a sex thing.

— Ian [2025-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
#9330

When you need to empty your goat in one minute, this is how you do it.

— Ian [2025-06-15]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
#9329

If I make the car go upside down, I get a new one for free.

— Ian [2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
#9328

The sushi is coming.

— Ian, ominously [2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on I, Horner
#9327

Are we penalised here? I just can't see the penal?

— Ian [2025-06-14]
Assetto Corsa on Unknown
#9326

The rat is going to eat the fist of god...

— Jacob [2025-06-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9325

By all means, put egg on streamer's face, he's used to it.

— Nelson [2025-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9324

Anyone can make a press release. No one can stop you.

— Ian [2025-06-08]
Afterlove EP on Rhythm Cafe
#9323

If there's one thing you should know about me it's that I'm a quitter.

— James [2025-06-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9322

Now I'm an adult with no sense of cringe.

— Ben [2025-06-02]
South of Midnight on Play it Forward
#9321

Stop yappin', start yummin'!

— Serge [2025-05-31]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9320

Jacob has promised to be totally normal.

— Ben [2025-05-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9319

'Circus mode' is just an ominous button no matter the software.

— Molly [2025-05-28]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9318

The bottom tastes different from the top.

— Jacob [2025-05-24]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9317

I think I want to pull us out of the zorb hole.

— Andrew [2025-05-24]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9316

That's all you guys, and a moose!

— Jordynne [2025-05-24]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9315

It's 10 PM. Life is melting.

— TQ [2025-05-23]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9314

You're winning by sleeping, and you're winning by winning.

— Kolin [2025-05-23]
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9313

This has Toowoomba vibes, to me.

— Dan Olson [2025-05-23]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9312

i like knife.

— TQ [2025-05-23]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#9311

You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them.

— Beej [2025-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9310

I swear there was a word horse in here!

— Ian [2025-05-19]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams