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  1. #8778
    You've broken the hole!
    — Ian [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8777
    Why does the table look like it's constantly experiencing pain?
    — Graham [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8776
    Ian! Stop helping!
    — Matt Wiggins [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8775
    What a horrible challenge! Great job, chat!
    — Kathleen [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8774
    I wish I could be a little more coherent, but I am full of emotions and hot sauce.
    — Jacob [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8773
    I'm going to be joining my bone friends.
    — Andy [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8772
    Other things that are charred are nice.
    — Carrie [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8771
    You can fit so many teeth in this chair.
    — Ashton [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8770
    You can't fire me; I'm not getting paid.
    — Matt [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8769
    I'm having an absolute blast watching chat try to explain Me to somebody in the chat that doesn't know who I am.
    — Beej [2023-11-13]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8768
    If I murder *enough*, I'll still have a microphone.
    — Julie [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8767
    Pack 1, pick 1: the kitchen sponge.
    — Jordan [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8766
    Drugs, drugs, drugs, some are good, some are great; drugs, drugs, drugs, don't ask me to elaborate.
    — Julie [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8765
    I keep accidentally murdering Grimace.
    — Rachel [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8764
    You are all just one round of beer away from becoming me.
    — Julie [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8763
    Wikipedia can't be wrong.
    — Wiggins [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8762
    I bored all of you for ten dollars.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-12]
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  18. #8761
    "Who started this?" "Oh it doesn't matter anymore, I'm keeping going."
    — Jacob and Kathleen [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8760
    I'm eight buffalo deep and sinking by the moment.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8759
    I've got some time between 3:15 and 3:30 for a little chaos energy.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8758
    Time is numbers and numbers aren't real.
    — Carrie [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8757
    I was wrong about always being wrong.
    — Paul [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8756
    Unfortunately, you need poop to upgrade your crap.
    — Cori [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8755
    Please don't hack our washlet.
    — Paul [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8754
    Somehow, they stay alive.
    — Cori, of giraffes [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams