Quotes – LRRbot

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#9205

Why did Beej send me titties, why did he do that to me again?

— Beej, as Paul [2024-12-06]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9204

There once was a Gruul deck I drafted. That I thought was quite carefully crafted. I queued up on stream, But my deck it would seem, Was destined to punt and get shafted.

— MommaGart [2024-12-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9203

I never know what I'm talking about.

— James [2024-12-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9202

Like most of you, I'm dead inside.

— James [2024-12-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9201

Lightning is just sky fire.

— Heather [2024-12-02]
Froggy's Battle on Unknown
#9200

My bits cause me to lose.

— Wheeler [2024-12-01]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#9199

Isn't a floating, rotating Bible kind of a gun?

— Adam [2024-11-29]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9198

Is this like the thing I did with the cougar? *gasp* YOU DID THE THING WITH THE COUGAR!

— Adam, as Oliver [2024-11-25]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9197

Where's my gay rock?

— Matt [2024-11-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9196

You could just eat a block of butter.

— Heather [2024-11-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9195

You were just equivocating, which is like lying, but different.

— Nelson [2024-11-22]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9194

I don't have the strength, and only 70% battery left.

— Alex, quoting game dialogue. [2024-11-20]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9193

I don't use my powers for evil, but I could. I'm not above it.

— Heather [2024-11-18]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9192

It turns out, roosters are basically free.

— Cameron [2024-11-18]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9191

I am currently winning, and my theme rules!

— Wheeler [2024-11-17]
100% Orange Juice on Is This Your Card?
#9190

I'm glad you have many questions. They will never be answered.

— Jordan [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9189

I know there are fresh legs in the Friend Zone!

— Jordan [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9188

I was wrong on the Internet and I shouldn't have been.

— Carrie [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9187

Maybe this 30 year old toy is a little broken.

— James [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9186

Thick Tang is something you can do on your own.

— Paul [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9185

I think I just saw why you were confused about the balls.

— Matthews, to Beej [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9184

Even crabs get sad sometimes.

— Boomer [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9183

You bet. I can do the same thing all day.

— Beej [2024-11-15]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9182

People should not be able to make Crapshots by just recording life!

— Ian [2024-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9181

I love when Ian just says words.

— Graham [2024-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope