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  1. #9009
    Oh no, it's a hat! Run!
    — Paul [2024-06-07]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #9008
    Oh worm? On goon?
    — Wheeler [2024-06-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  3. #9007
    I get Silvester Stallone and Ash Ketchum mixed up all the time.
    — Adam [2024-06-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  4. #9006
    I looked TOO you, YOU looked AT me.
    — Nelson, to Adam [2024-06-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  5. #9005
    I blame James, although to be fair I blame James for most things.
    — Alex [2024-06-06]
    Pacific Drive on Play it Forward
  6. #9004
    Sometimes art is just knowing when to stop putting glitter on everything.
    — Cori [2024-06-03]
    SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
  7. #9003
    Can I... set the donut on fire?
    — Cori [2024-06-03]
    SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
  8. #9002
    Don't discount the abillty of smooth brained people to be entertaining.
    — Kathleen [2024-05-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #9001
    I'm quite good at my job, actually.
    — James [2024-05-28]
    Raft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #9000
    What the hell is a "mile"?
    — Cameron [2024-05-27]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8999
    What I am is a hustler.
    — Heather [2024-05-24]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  12. #8998
    In my brain I like to mash everything together, in a big pile of potatoes.
    — Heather [2024-05-23]
    Romancelvania on Bonus Stream
  13. #8997
    Babies are the same as dogs.
    — Angel [2024-05-19]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  14. #8996
    I'm a big fan of edging.....the keyboard.
    — Wheeler [2024-05-19]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  15. #8995
    I'm just letting the bug bite me when it bites me.
    — Beej [2024-05-18]
    Fallout on Bonus Stream
  16. #8994
    Paul can yell at you now, everything is perfect!
    — Serge [2024-05-17]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #8993
    In retrospect, that was a lot of beef.
    — Beej [2024-05-15]
    Fallout on Bonus Stream
  18. #8992
    I don't think I need more pornography, do I?
    — Beej [2024-05-15]
    Fallout on Bonus Stream
  19. #8991
    That's me: bulging straight.
    — Wheeler [2024-05-12]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  20. #8990
    Don't let Beej read your tea leaves.
    — Heather [2024-05-10]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  21. #8989
    If there's a phrase I am known for, it's 'no new holes.'
    — Ian [2024-05-09]
    Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #8988
    I think just piss. It has better mouthfeel.
    — Ian [2024-05-04]
    Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
  23. #8987
    How do you buy friends?
    — Wheeler [2024-05-05]
    Mahjong Soul on The Crapshoot
  24. #8986
    I'm the M.O.D.O.K of LRR.
    — Adam [2024-05-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8985
    I should name my pants.
    — Beej [2024-05-03]
    Just Chatting on AFK