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#9378

Listen, ghost. You shut the fuck up. You're dead.

— Bengineering [2025-08-11]
PEAK on Crossing the Streams
#9377

I'm gonna send your crab to hell.

— Wheeler, to Cam [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9376

This is not a good joke.

— Angel, about Wheeler's joke [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9375

Oh no. I don't have any way to win.

— Nelson [2025-08-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9374

I have crafted my sentence. It is perfect. It's not very helpful.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9373

You can of course buy some of these shirts, but don't.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9372

Pink is such an optimistic colour. And yet...

— Michelle [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9371

Beavers are the chicken of the sea.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9370

Nah, there's no way I win against corn.

— Alex [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9369

I lost my moustache because I'm dead.

— Kathleen [2025-08-04]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9368

I'm known for my terrible ideas.

— Ian [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
#9367

Hey, I'm paying attention this time!

— Jordynne [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
#9366

Cameron was dead the whole time.

— Cori [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
#9365

I looked up through the hot tubhole.

— Cameron [2025-08-02]
Special Events on Unknown
#9364

Man, I'm a bundle of joy right now.

— James [2025-08-02]
Chrono Trigger on Unknown
#9363

I'm gonna blame everything on Chicago.

— Wheeler [2025-08-02]
Mahjong Soul on Unknown
#9362

They're not lying, they're just wrong.

— Angel, about Chat [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9361

CHAT STOP. I'm trying to game.

— Wheeler [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9360

You've got two perfectly serviceable hands to play with yourself.

— Serge, to Wheeler [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9359

I'm the good guy.

— Wheeler, repeatedly [2025-08-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9358

Question: What??

— Graham [2025-07-30]
Board Games on Bonus Stream
#9357

No bully him. I bully him.

— Jordynne, to chat, about Adam [2025-07-30]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9356

This joke sucks but I gotta finish it.

— Adam [2025-07-29]
Paranormal Cleanup on Bonus Stream
#9355

I know you were all talking about that, but I wasn't listening.

— Kathleen [2025-07-29]
Jackbox Party Packs on Bonus Stream
#9354

Oh the masculine urge to be a skeleton with a scimitar!

— Adam [2025-07-29]
DARK SOULS III on Bonus Stream