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  1. #9205
    Why did Beej send me titties, why did he do that to me again?
    — Beej, as Paul [2024-12-06]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  2. #9204
    There once was a Gruul deck I drafted. That I thought was quite carefully crafted. I queued up on stream, But my deck it would seem, Was destined to punt and get shafted.
    — MommaGart [2024-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #9203
    I never know what I'm talking about.
    — James [2024-12-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #9202
    Like most of you, I'm dead inside.
    — James [2024-12-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #9201
    Lightning is just sky fire.
    — Heather [2024-12-02]
    Froggy's Battle on Unknown
  6. #9200
    My bits cause me to lose.
    — Wheeler [2024-12-01]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  7. #9199
    Isn't a floating, rotating Bible kind of a gun?
    — Adam [2024-11-29]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  8. #9198
    Is this like the thing I did with the cougar? *gasp* YOU DID THE THING WITH THE COUGAR!
    — Adam, as Oliver [2024-11-25]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  9. #9197
    Where's my gay rock?
    — Matt [2024-11-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #9196
    You could just eat a block of butter.
    — Heather [2024-11-22]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  11. #9195
    You were just equivocating, which is like lying, but different.
    — Nelson [2024-11-22]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  12. #9194
    I don't have the strength, and only 70% battery left.
    — Alex, quoting game dialogue. [2024-11-20]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  13. #9193
    I don't use my powers for evil, but I could. I'm not above it.
    — Heather [2024-11-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  14. #9192
    It turns out, roosters are basically free.
    — Cameron [2024-11-18]
    Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
  15. #9191
    I am currently winning, and my theme rules!
    — Wheeler [2024-11-17]
    100% Orange Juice on Is This Your Card?
  16. #9190
    I'm glad you have many questions. They will never be answered.
    — Jordan [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9189
    I know there are fresh legs in the Friend Zone!
    — Jordan [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9188
    I was wrong on the Internet and I shouldn't have been.
    — Carrie [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9187
    Maybe this 30 year old toy is a little broken.
    — James [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #9186
    Thick Tang is something you can do on your own.
    — Paul [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #9185
    I think I just saw why you were confused about the balls.
    — Matthews, to Beej [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #9184
    Even crabs get sad sometimes.
    — Boomer [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #9183
    You bet. I can do the same thing all day.
    — Beej [2024-11-15]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #9182
    People should not be able to make Crapshots by just recording life!
    — Ian [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #9181
    I love when Ian just says words.
    — Graham [2024-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope