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  1. #9433
    Bones still have bears.
    — Ian [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9432
    I am the nose man.
    — Jordynne [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9431
    The worst part is that they're *sometimes* wearing clothes.
    — Erika, about the Chipettes [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9430
    Oh, that's a lot, I don't think I could steal all of them.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9429
    We're like peanut butter and vinegar!
    — Kathleen [2025-11-14]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9428
    Wifi is like a trapdoor spider.
    — Adam [2025-11-12]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  7. #9427
    I love a good glaze!!
    — Ben, indignantly [2025-11-11]
    SILENT HILL ƒ on Let's NOPE
  8. #9426
    I think those were lies that I just said.
    — Heather [2025-11-08]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  9. #9425
    We're giving up on the CUP, we're going to the Circus!
    — Cori [2025-11-06]
    Baby Steps on Talking Simulator
  10. #9424
    Of course I'm weird.
    — Beej [2025-11-04]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  11. #9423
    The slime is the best part, according to those who enjoy it.
    — Graham [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #9422
    It's a shockingly realistic cockroach. It glows in the dark.
    — Graham [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #9421
    I suppose I am some surfaces.
    — Cameron [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #9420
    The butt thing was off.
    — Serge [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #9419
    He has the sensitive eyes of a Pete.
    — Kathleen [2025-11-01]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #9418
    What's Peter Molyneux's job?
    — Heather [2025-10-31]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  17. #9417
    Everybody can have a little bit of yearning, as a treat.
    — Kathleen [2025-10-28]
    Just Chatting on Good Morning Moonbase
  18. #9416
    You gotta squeeze for every dink you can.
    — Beej [2025-10-26]
    Dinkum on Bonus Stream
  19. #9415
    Children are the spookiest creatures.
    — Alex [2025-10-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #9414
    That's why I'm a professional streamer...'cause I can go UGGGGH!
    — Nelson [2025-10-24]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  21. #9413
    You will get no help from the tiltyhouse account.
    — Paul [2025-10-23]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #9412
    Is your Fleem ready?
    — Cori [2025-10-22]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #9411
    You know, all chimeras look different to me.
    — Alex [2025-10-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #9410
    I'm glad I can't read what Twitch chat is saying.
    — Wheeler [2025-10-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #9409
    If I'm ever asking you for a favour, pretend I'm my own 6 year old.
    — Nelson [2025-10-17]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club