Quotes – LRRbot

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#8961

You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?

— Ian [2024-04-07]
Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
#8960

None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.

— Graham [2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8959

Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .

— Nelson [2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8958

Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...

— Cori [2024-04-01]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8957

This all sounded so simple six hours ago.

— Graham [2024-03-30]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8956

This is Love Bunny. I will fill you with eggs.

— Matt [2024-03-30]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8955

I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!

— Nelson [2024-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8954

Make sure you get all of the greedys.

— Paul [2024-03-29]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
#8953

You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.

— Alex, on the NYPD [2024-03-27]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#8952

'Let the viewer decide?' god no.

— Serge [2024-03-19]
Terraria on Crossing the Streams
#8951

It's okay. There's all this blood here.

— Serge [2024-03-19]
Noita on Crossing the Streams
#8950

They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.

— Beej [2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8949

I have a Big Daddy in my living room.

— Angel [2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8948

No one has skin like you, Beej!

— Cori [2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8947

Maybe I have weird tastes.

— Beej, on ASMR [2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
#8946

SPEAK TRUTH, RAT GOD!

— Ian [2024-03-17]
Mad Rat Dead on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8945

Damn, this is actually sick! ... Oh. Just kidding.

— Bengineering [2024-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Oki Oki Fight Club
#8944

How much piss does one man need?

— Nelson [2024-03-15]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#8943

Tits are pretty quality.

— Az [2024-03-11]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8942

I am immediately in your DMs talking about something horrible pretty much daily.

— Az [2024-03-11]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#8941

Who put this microphone here?!"

— Wheeler [2024-03-10]
SpellRogue on Is This Your Card?
#8940

Shirtless in July, sailors delight!

— Wheeler [2024-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8939

I have the conch, shut the fuck up.

— Adam [2024-03-08]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
#8938

I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...

— Molly [2024-03-03]
HeadBangers: Rhythm Royale on LRRMtG
#8937

If it's a video game, just assume I haven't played it.

— Wheeler [2024-03-03]
SpellRogue on LRRMtG