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  1. #8678
    I hate this game.
    — James, about Minecraft [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  2. #8677
    I need to avoid the Cori Hole.
    — James [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  3. #8676
    Uh oh. Not a gamer. Not a gamer. Actively not gaming.
    — James [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  4. #8675
    Yes, I'm wearing pants. Both in-game and in real life.
    — James [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  5. #8674
    Stop, drop, and eat potato.
    — Alex [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  6. #8673
    If Cori wants to add more melon floor tomorrow, Cori's free to add more melon floor.
    — Graham [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  7. #8672
    I will listen to you, so don't do these things. I will just do that.
    — Graham, to chat [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  8. #8671
    Bring it. I will spam sword at you so hard.
    — Graham [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  9. #8670
    Did you know bones are magic? Each and every one of you has magic inside of you.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  10. #8669
    Ooh, breathing! Everyone loves to breathe.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  11. #8668
    I will not die today. Not to baby.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  12. #8667
    No one's optimal.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  13. #8666
    How much more out-of-town can you be than Alberta?
    — Paul [2023-10-06]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  14. #8665
    They don't know about Secret Bathroom.
    — Alex [2023-10-06]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  15. #8664
    Never put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next stream.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-10-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8663
    I'm more of a sports guy then a beaver guy.
    — James [2023-10-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8662
    Be the Zamboni you want to see in the world.
    — Serge [2023-10-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8661
    It always relates to holes or piss.
    — Wheeler, on curses [2023-10-01]
    Pokémon Trading Card Game on Is This Your Card?
  19. #8660
    Tastes like Alberta.
    — Serge [2023-09-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  20. #8659
    We're moving into the walrus.
    — Nelson [2023-09-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  21. #8658
    Most of the steps to egg-making are the same.
    — Ian [2023-09-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  22. #8657
    We take a big drink of Polyfil and go about the rest of our day.
    — Beej [2023-09-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  23. #8656
    No, I won't elaborate.
    — Cameron [2023-09-30]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  24. #8655
    "Is there any deck you're not the premiere pilot of?" "No, I win a lot."
    — Bengineering and Wheeler [2023-09-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8654
    Everybody gets a special meat clothes.
    — Paul [2023-09-29]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint