Quotes – LRRbot

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#9236

Pigs don't give milk. We're out.

— James [2025-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9235

I think I'm really funny sometimes.

— Adam [2025-01-06]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#9234

Chekhov has no power in my games.

— Jacob [2025-01-06]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#9233

I'm not that kind of monster." "Are you just drafting hard control?

— Serge and Bengineering [2025-01-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9232

Oh, I do understand; you're a goblin.

— Beej, about Heather [2025-01-03]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9231

Just trying to get to the point where Adam calls me a piece of shit.

— Nelson [2025-01-03]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9230

Of all the things you've said on stream, THAT'S the one you're embarrassed by?

— Paul, to Ian [2025-01-02]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#9229

2025 is the year of Piss-Christ.

— Serge [2025-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#9228

Ooh, mommy tasta!

— Serge [2025-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
#9227

Oh, the ball shouldn't go in there." "The balls go where the balls go.

— Cori and Cam [2024-12-31]
XENOTILT: HOSTILE PINBALL ACTION on Talking Simulator
#9226

Oh, also this is a messy crit.

— Cori, as an aside [2024-12-30]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9225

Sometimes I do really weird stuff at night.

— Ian [2024-12-29]
Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#9224

It's me that's the problem.

— Ian [2024-12-29]
Melody's Escape 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#9223

I'm definitely not lying.

— Heather [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9222

did you know you can taste with your nostrils?

— Jacob [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9221

Did you know you can taste with your nostrils?

— Jacob [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9220

ive never been happier to be in ontario

— Jordynne [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9219

Oh no, there's gravy there.

— Graham [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9218

Don't put all your eggs in one mayo.

— Cori [2024-12-28]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9217

Thopters are lesbians too. They're all gay.

— Wheeler [2024-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9216

A Voltron made of Corvettes starts with a single Corvette.

— Ian [2024-11-14]
None on Desert Bus for Hope
#9215

If I could kill him, I'd do it again.

— Cori, as Jordan [2024-12-23]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9214

It's clear that you all don't value your existences.

— Jacob [2024-12-23]
Vampire: The Masquerade on Dice Friends
#9213

Oh this makes so much more sense!....or does it?

— Ian [2024-12-23]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9212

...and then Ian screams and we all go home.

— Graham [2024-12-21]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot