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#9088

If you think too many steps ahead, you end up back to where you started.

— Paul [2024-09-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9087

Paul, please! Not now! Dads are fighting!

— Serge [2024-09-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9086

Hey, Tiktok. This is garbage!

— Heather [2024-09-06]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9085

It's like Mahjong, but I can think.

— Wheeler [2024-09-01]
Balatro on Is This Your Card?
#9084

The response from spiders is very confusing to me.

— Paul [2024-08-30]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9083

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SQUILK!

— Cori [2024-08-26]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#9082

Don't break the fourth wall, you son of a bitch!

— James [2024-08-24]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9081

Quick! Jam a wrench in it!

— Beej [2024-08-24]
Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
#9080

Just don't stream anymore. It's easier on everybody.

— Heather [2024-08-23]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9079

We're serious about it, but not so serious that we're good at it.

— Kathleen [2024-08-22]
Board Games on AFK
#9078

Pidgey's big naturals.

— Wheeler [2024-08-18]
Pokémon Card GB2: Great Rocket-Dan Sanjou! on Is This Your Card?
#9077

My pants can't hold all that cheese.

— Cori [2024-08-13]
Cryptmaster on Talking Simulator
#9076

Trick 'em with the dicks, win 'em with the lips, that's Ian Horner strategy.

— Ian [2024-08-12]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#9075

Embiggen your manest hole.

— Cameron [2024-08-06]
POOLS on Talking Simulator
#9074

That man hole got bigger than before!

— Cori [2024-08-06]
POOLS on Talking Simulator
#9073

Imagine grabbing hold of that pole, just latching on...

— Cori [2024-08-06]
POOLS on Talking Simulator
#9072

I'm a professional streamer, didn't you know?

— Jo [2024-08-06]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9071

Attacking frees up the monkey.

— Serge [2024-08-02]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9070

In a lot of ways, your homie is like a horse.

— Paul [2024-08-02]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9069

This might be the only time we've landed a timely joke.

— Cameron [2024-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9068

I'm an artist. Just not that kind.

— Kathleen [2024-07-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9067

We can Glarb in our moose?!

— James [2024-07-24]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9066

'This game's easy.' 'Why would you say that?' 'Because I want it to get harder.'

— Heather and Alex [2024-07-22]
Chained Together on Crossing the Streams
#9065

You know what? I WANT performance issues.

— Ian [2024-07-22]
Chained Together on Crossing the Streams
#9064

I could have phrased that better: the Kathleen De Vere story.

— Kathleen [2024-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG