Quotes – LRRbot

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#8721

I want a proper scoot-scoot!

— Heather [2023-10-20]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8720

CHURN FOR ME!

— Wheeler, to his controller [2023-10-20]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8719

I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet.

— Jacob [2023-10-20]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8718

We are all normal humans, with a normal amount of limbs and lungs.

— Dale [2023-10-18]
Board Games on AFK
#8717

I don't have to 'yes, and' Twitch chat.

— James [2023-10-17]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8716

If you like pressure plates, you'll love doors!

— RebelliousUno, Sarcastically [2023-10-17]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8715

Nobody ever has to get set on fire. It just happens sometimes.

— Heather [2023-10-14]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Talking Simulator
#8714

I took your orb; I'm sorry.

— Molly [2023-10-13]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8713

Noooo! Nutsack, you were the chosen one!

— James [2023-10-13]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Talking Simulator
#8712

What can I do to put you into a shoebill today?

— Ian [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8711

I'm talking for some reason about real life.

— Ian [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8710

Never give chat your real name. Do not accept food from chat directly.

— Ian [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8709

They're just going to keep subbing until we have too many dilly bars.

— Ian, concerning chat [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8708

Stretch the butt. By which I mean the legs. The leg portion of the butt. Look. You know.

— Ian [2023-10-12]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8707

You ever whoops into an oboe?

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Peglin on Talking Simulator
#8706

We'll honk that bridge when we come to it.

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
#8705

Sorry! Sorry! I shouldn't have been an artist.

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
#8704

Hello, I have caused problems on purpose.

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
#8703

I'm going to build an amazing car and I'm going to ruin everyone's lives.

— Beej [2023-10-12]
Midway Arcade on Talking Simulator
#8702

I've never met a joke I don't wanna run into the ground.

— Kathleen [2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#8701

The stakes have never been.

— Beej [2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#8700

When you're wet, you're sad. And when you're in trees, you're beefier.

— Cori [2023-10-10]
Wargroove 2 on Talking Simulator
#8699

I wasn't sleeping; I was in the fetal position.

— Ben [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8698

you don't *have* to listen to James.

— Graham [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8697

Let's take a quick break here from egg.

— James [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator