Quotes – LRRbot

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#9286

Forget everything else. I've decided that elephant bigger.

— Graham [2025-03-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9285

Chomper gets hit by the monkey!

— Adam [2025-03-27]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9284

Can you not bubble-tongue to the moving platforms?

— Graham [2025-03-26]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9283

I like to show everybody my tongue.

— Beej [2025-03-22]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9282

I have a really wide tongue.

— Beej [2025-03-22]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9281

We're all just tubes.

— Gibb
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#9280

I'm just a player with a deck that has way too many game objects.

— Serge [2025-03-21]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9279

Okay, I can think of two things. One of them I'm comfortable saying on camera.

— Wheeler [2025-03-21]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9278

You be nice to the nerds. They give us money.

— Heather [2025-03-21]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9277

I'm like the Tony Hawk of deer!

— Wheeler [2025-03-17]
Oh Deer on Crossing the Streams
#9276

Which one of you eggs has been messing with the gender slider?

— Graham [2025-03-13]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9275

This is the quality of enemy you'd expect from Star Trek the original series.

— Graham [2025-03-12]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#9274

You can win at church.

— Cori [2025-03-11]
Great God Grove on Talking Simulator
#9273

I feel like I owe you an explanation chat.

— Cameron [2025-03-11]
Great God Grove on Talking Simulator
#9272

I rarely play Minecraft for efficiency.

— James [2025-03-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#9271

Always play to your outs. Your opponent might get hit by a meteor.

— Paul [2025-03-07]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9270

You can eat Pokemon ass as a donut.

— Beej [2025-03-07]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9269

Every centipede in video games is a problem.

— Nelson [2025-03-07]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9268

I just want to get my hog as big as possible.

— Wheeler [2025-03-03]
Aotenjo: Infinite Hands on Is This Your Card?
#9267

Chat, don't try to do math. It's not a good look.

— Serge [2025-02-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#9266

I'm very cat coded, because I am a slut and I will puke on your couch.

— Alex [2025-02-26]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl on Let's NOPE
#9265

Even the power of God is no match for nature!

— Alex [2025-02-22]
Besiege on Unknown
#9264

All games are better with grappling hooks.

— Paul [2025-02-22]
Besiege on Unknown
#9263

We are the last thing anyone will see.

— Beej [2025-02-21]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#9262

I'm never the problem.

— James [2025-02-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock