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  1. #9153
    Congratulations, you now have thumbs.
    — Matthews [2024-11-11]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #9152
    Orb want squish!
    — Graham [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #9151
    If you love something, let it rip.
    — Ian [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #9150
    We are offering up eye protection and syringes.
    — Ian [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #9149
    It only doesn't make sense if you try and understand it all at once.
    — Wiggins, about Kingdom Hearts [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #9148
    Now that James is gone, can I interest anyone in a union registration card?
    — Wiggins [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #9146
    Oh, goodness, we're in an anime. Let's get the hell out of here.
    — Ben [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #9145
    I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you smell like.
    — Carrie [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #9144
    Do you have an exposed red end?
    — Beej [2024-11-10]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #9143
    I learned that very small differences make all the difference.
    — Max [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #9141
    There's a deep bench of wets.
    — Graham [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #9140
    What is the pH of your wets?
    — Ian, to Graham [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #9139
    I'm gonna put fish in my hole!
    — Ben [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #9138
    Orb. Happy.
    — James [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #9137
    We all want to get our tongue into Zeta a little bit.
    — Beej [2024-11-09]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #9136
    Some of these balls are quite tender.
    — Ian [2024-11-08]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #9135
    Simply accept the wet.
    — Graham [2024-11-08]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #9134
    I've apparently been a Zeon mech for the past eight hours.
    — Ian [2024-11-08]
    None on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #9133
    A living toe.... can sweat.
    — Wiggins [2024-11-08]
    None on Unknown
  20. #9132
    They gave me a microphone AGAIN, despite last year!
    — Julie [2024-11-08]
    None on Unknown
  21. #9131
    So it turns out the internet can be used for good.
    — Andrew [2024-11-08]
    None on Unknown
  22. #9130
    Can I fondle the orb?
    — Ashton [2024-11-08]
    None on Unknown
  23. #9129
    Are you big-splaining to me?
    — Serge [2024-11-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #9128
    You should take everything I say on stream at face value.
    — Wheeler [2024-11-03]
    UFO 50 on Is This Your Card?
  25. #9127
    I just burped on camera, like some Beej, Graham or Cameron.
    — Wheeler [2024-11-03]
    UFO 50 on Is This Your Card?