Quotes – LRRbot

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#9483

Ska is "everything is terrible and it sucks and I have a trumpet."

— Julie [2025-11-20]
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#9482

I cause problems no matter what I'm wearing!

— Julie
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#9481

It took us... 41 minutes to get to deep-throating hot dogs.

— Wiggins [2025-11-19]
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#9480

Last time I stole something from a hospital it didn't go well.

— Ian [2025-11-19]
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#9479

Sometimes the hard work means you die.

— Graham [2025-11-19]
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#9478

I have already stabbed this over 44,000 times, and I'm not bored yet.

— Emily [2025-11-19]
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#9477

That's why they call me "The Beef".

— Graham [2025-11-19]
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#9476

Fleshy? Again?

— Matt [2025-11-19]
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#9475

Why does this have ears? Questions for later.

— Boomer [2025-11-19]
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#9474

Leave space for teeth.

— Cori [2025-11-19]
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#9473

Hey, look at that, I'm smarter than the lego piece.

— Beej [2025-11-19]
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#9472

You can use slurp juice on more than one ape.

— Ian [2025-11-18]
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#9471

A lot of LRR employees *are* of beekeeping age.

— Jordynne [2025-11-18]
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#9470

That's not even the most arrestable thing you've said TONIGHT!

— Wiggins, to Ian [2025-11-18]
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#9469

Yes! Crush me, bagel!

— Kathleen [2025-11-18]
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#9468

I got so much appreciation for literacy up my nose.

— Graham [2025-11-18]
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#9467

Under normal circumstances, do not eat the delicious Magic cards.

— Erika [2025-11-18]
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#9466

It gets the horn again!

— Nelson [2025-11-18]
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#9465

Hi! I'm Carrie! And... I'm sorry.

— Carrie [2025-11-18]
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#9464

Why are you yelling MY name? That's 55 inches of Pikachu. I didn't say anything wrong here!

— James [2025-11-18]
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#9463

I finished my science degree, I don't have to think about numbers anymore!

— Julie [2025-11-17]
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#9462

The only GPT I care about are the girls, the polyamorous and the trans.

— Jordynne [2025-11-17]
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#9461

Grab yourself a nice, healthy pinch of words.

— Ben [2025-11-17]
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#9460

I appreciate that you didn't just thicken the donkey sauce.

— Kathleen [2025-11-17]
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#9459

The game where you can win anyone's heart with mayonnaise may not have been entirely truthful.

— Kathleen [2025-11-17]
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