Quotes – LRRbot

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#7016

I'm not forming memories today, I'm giving myself that gift.

— Cameron [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7015

I don't like having to cycle an animal's contents.

— Cameron [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7014

I'm gonna go see Adam about a horse.

— James [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7013

Teeth don't work now.

— James [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7012

Hey Siri, take me to Kathleen's lettuces.

— James [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7011

If there was ever a time to splash double pips, maybe it's now.

— Graham [2020-06-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7010

Graham, you can pillage my orchard any time....that sounded like a sex thing.

— Kathleen [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7009

I feel like I'm being shown opposable thumbs for the first time.

— Cameron [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7008

Cameron is correct.

— Graham [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7007

Let's talk about my cat first.

— Kathleen [2020-06-21]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#7006

Most people who play this game as bad as us have stopped.

— Serge [2020-06-20]
VALORANT on Bonus Stream
#7005

OBS is a stupid butt.

— James [2020-06-20]
VALORANT on Bonus Stream
#7004

I'm not aware of where anything is in my body.

— Kathleen [2020-06-18]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7003

There's no I in bonus.

— Paul [2020-06-18]
Just Chatting on Crossing the Streams
#7002

You don't have to have a breakthrough if you can't be broken.

— Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7001

No-one here has ever seen a nose before.

— Serge [2020-06-17]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#7000

Ian, never stop being Ian.

— Kathleen [2020-06-17]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#6999

This time you *should* listen to Dale.

— Ian [2020-06-15]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6998

Like they say: 'It doesn't stop stopping until it stops stopping.'

— Kathleen [2020-06-12]
Creative on LRRMtG
#6997

'Wait which rule is it?' 'It's gonna be all of them eventually.'

— Beej and Paul [2020-06-11]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#6996

I am holding the speaking TNT.

— Serge [2020-06-09]
Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
#6995

You're not really living until you wear a TNT hat.

— James [2020-06-09]
Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
#6994

Say good things about Heather. You've been warned.

— Kathleen [2020-06-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6993

Is there any food better then buttered toast?

— Kathleen [2020-06-08]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
#6992

It is the kitchen of the sky.

— Aubrey, on Space [2020-06-07]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream