Quotes – LRRbot

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#6900

It's time to go live in our bathtub.

— Cori [2020-04-14]
World of Horror on Talking Simulator
#6899

Is this the kitchen or the shitter? We're about to find out!

— Kathleen [2020-04-13]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
#6898

Please, take my bones.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-04-13]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
#6897

Is there any more embarrassing thing than being trapped by a leprechaun?

— Ian [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6896

My cheese goes uneaten once again!

— Ian [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6895

The best place for health is inside of you.

— Ian [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6894

I like my conspiracy theory better...

— Heather [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6893

Thanks for crankin' it, though.

— Beej [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
#6892

I'm so sorry about France.

— Cori [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
#6891

A shirt is just a series of tubes.

— Beej [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
#6890

I believe in everyone!

— Matt Griffiths [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
#6889

I wasn't using my skin anyway!

— Cameron [2020-04-07]
Descenders on Talking Simulator
#6888

How can you tell you're winning if you're not styling?

— Cori [2020-04-07]
Descenders on Talking Simulator
#6887

I like you textured.

— James, to Serge [2020-04-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6886

Minecraft is a stupid idiot program.

— James [2020-04-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6885

I just like to cause trouble, as you may have noticed.

— Kathleen [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6884

I wanna make a really stupid joke.

— Jacob [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6883

I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to definitely...panic.

— Kathleen [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6882

I didn't hear what you said, but yes.

— Dale [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6881

I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one.

— Dale [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6880

We'll be all square! Except cooler than square. We'll be round.

— Serge, as Trilby [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6879

It doesn't matter what you do, just as long as people think you're cool.

— Serge, as Trilby [2020-04-06]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6878

Pants have never been a rule.

— Graham [2020-04-06]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6877

Take the cheese. Eat the cheese.

— Heather, to Ian [2020-04-05]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6876

I wasn't being funny, I was asking you to not die.

— Heather, to Ian [2020-04-05]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe