Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#7069

I didn't think the goose would be in the mailbox!

— Cori [2020-07-22]
Moving Out on Play it Forward
#7068

I'm having difficulty controlling my noodle.

— Graham [2020-07-22]
Moving Out on Play it Forward
#7067

Oh no, my noodle!

— Matt Griffiths [2020-07-22]
Moving Out on Play it Forward
#7066

Thanks for teaching me how to poop.

— Wheeler [2020-07-19]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7065

I think that's one of the best butt flags I've ever seen.

— Kathleen [2020-07-19]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7064

I regenerate that banana you killed.

— Bengineering [2020-07-17]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#7063

I think I have cat-like reflexes.

— Beej, Mail Time [2020-07-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#7062

I swapped a ring and my pants fell off.

— Cori [2020-07-16]
Grim Dawn on Bonus Stream
#7061

I am a Parry God in a faithless world.

— Cameron [2020-07-16]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7060

You're being very helpful today chat, are you feeling alright?

— Cameron [2020-07-15]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7058

Let's do the weird stuff.

— Cameron [2020-07-15]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7057

What's "sober"? I don't know what that is. You're saying words and I do not understand.

— James [2020-07-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7056

Trust me, I think about holes a lot.

— James [2020-07-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7055

I'm very good at Minecraft.

— James, Shortly after dying twice in a row [2020-07-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#7054

Does that octopus look friendly to you?

— Andy [2020-07-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7053

I will watch you through my hand binoculars!

— Paul [2020-07-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#7052

If your hair is wrong, your life is wrong.

— Cameron [2020-07-13]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7051

I'm not sure there's a right anus quote, but there is a correct anus quote.

— Cameron [2020-07-13]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7050

Bronte was basically the Pepsi to Jane Austen's Coke

— TXC2 [2020-07-13]
Bloodborne: The Old Hunters on Play it Forward
#7049

it's your game, you don't have to poop in it.

— Kathleen [2020-07-12]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7048

Chickens are just dinosaurs.

— TQ [2020-07-12]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Dice Friends
#7047

Poggifers, fetch me another intellectual.

— Serge [2020-07-11]
VALORANT on Dice Friends
#7046

Well if it isn't my friend Mr McFun, who gave up his leg to be a gun.

— Bengineering [2020-07-11]
VALORANT on Dice Friends
#7045

But... but our hilarious banter...

— Graham [2020-07-08]
None on Let's NOPE
#7044

Is this because of my eggplant??

— Graham [2020-07-08]
Pummel Party on Let's NOPE