Quotes – LRRbot

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#6986

Who needs human allies if you can command the very insects?

— Kathleen [2020-06-01]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6985

The voices in my teeth thank you too.

— Andy, as Patterson [2020-06-01]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6984

I'll take that offer, Satan.

— Andy, to Dale [2020-06-01]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6983

It's me against you, Dale, as I always thought it would be.

— Andy [2020-06-01]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6982

'I don't think I can lose.' says famous local idiot tempting fate.

— Kathleen [2020-06-01]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
#6981

That's now a Cameron scare.

— Cameron [2020-05-31]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6980

Oh no! My city, Ed Sheeran!

— Matt Griffiths [2020-05-30]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6979

It looked so easy when it was happening to me!

— Graham [2020-05-30]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6978

I made this bed and chose to sleep on the couch.

— Wheeler [2020-05-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6977

Question is, how much song do I want to dance?

— Wheeler [2020-05-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6976

I kinda zoned out even though I was reading that out loud.

— Kathleen [2020-05-29]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on LRRMtG
#6975

Making a spider-woman homunculus is a solved problem.

— Kathleen [2020-05-28]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#6974

Your pubes don't ever reach your knees.

— Kathleen [2020-05-28]
Just Chatting on Dice Friends
#6973

You don't need to worry about grievances if the other party's dead.

— Fugi [2020-05-27]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
#6972

Saying 'no' is a skill.

— Cameron [2020-05-27]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
#6971

Excuse me, I'm here to beat you up!

— Kathleen [2020-05-27]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
#6970

There are no stakes, in any game, ever.

— James [2020-05-26]
Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
#6969

Y'all look so good, I look like an idiot.

— James [2020-05-26]
Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
#6968

You've been very good people who've been lighting so many things on fire...

— Kathleen [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6967

I think it'll all burn in the end.

— Kathleen [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6966

'I believe in you!' 'The dice don't.'

— Kathleen and Serge [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6965

Dousing things with gasoline is a free action in this campaign.

— Kathleen [2020-05-25]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6964

Sausage me up, Santa...

— Ian, reluctantly [2020-05-24]
Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
#6963

I have telomeres too, you're not special!

— Cameron [2020-05-24]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#6962

That's how I try to live my life: everything you need, but not too much.

— Jacob [2020-05-24]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive