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  1. #6965
    Dousing things with gasoline is a free action in this campaign.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6964
    Sausage me up, Santa...
    — Ian, reluctantly [2020-05-24]
    Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6963
    I have telomeres too, you're not special!
    — Cameron [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #6962
    That's how I try to live my life: everything you need, but not too much.
    — Jacob [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #6961
    I love you so much, I hate you an equal amount in this moment.
    — Jacob [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #6960
    So, I'm currently 60-40 leaning towards the melon.
    — Serge [2020-05-23]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #6959
    If you can drive a plane, you can drive a train.
    — Bengineering [2018-05-24]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  8. #6958
    Ian is full of lies. "Full of lies Ian" is what I call him.
    — James [2018-05-23]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  9. #6957
    seriously I just wanna get into a fight.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-20]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  10. #6956
    I would like you to be the instrument of your own destruction, Dale.
    — Andy [2020-05-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6955
    It feels like the correct picture to have in the bedroom of a goth house.
    — Cameron, on Girl with a pearl earring [2020-05-17]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  12. #6954
    This is what happens when you do stupid things.
    — James [2020-05-16]
    VALORANT on LRRMtG
  13. #6953
    Mmm, affection punches!
    — Ian [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  14. #6952
    Where's a sausage when you need one?!
    — Cori [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  15. #6951
    I was just bad, and then everyone got worse than me!
    — Cameron [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  16. #6950
    I need a fleshy Mylar bag with my face on it.
    — Ian [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  17. #6949
    No, my butt!
    — Bengineering [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  18. #6948
    Don't make me punch your butt!
    — Ben [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  19. #6947
    Ignore them, they're wrong.
    — Serge, of chat [2020-05-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6946
    It's James's fault? Is that believable?
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6945
    Does anyone have a plan, or should I just start eating people?
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6944
    Oh no! We could have solved this with words!
    — Andy [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6943
    You don't have to ask questions, you just do it.
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6942
    This is where the humans hang out, whether they have skin or not.
    — Heather [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  25. #6941
    I'm only a little bit chaotic.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream

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