Quotes – LRRbot

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#6797

Would you like the honours of screwing yourself over?

— Beej [2020-03-04]
Board Games on AFK
#6796

He's in everything, whether you want him to be or not.

— Heather, of Jesus [2020-03-04]
Board Games on AFK
#6795

But I'm in the chair and I get to decide how we're doing it.... Very stupidly is the answer.

— James [2020-03-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6794

What if I toot and I explode?

— Adam [2020-03-02]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6793

There's so much chicken-based soup in my locker and I don't want all of it.

— Heather [2020-03-01]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6792

Well we can't golf, so we might as well just die.

— Adam [2020-02-29]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6791

Does the tree sell cheese? that's a sentence.

— Adam [2020-02-29]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6790

I hate the universe and all of its messages!

— Serge [2020-02-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6789

It doesn't say anything about your butt, just your head.

— Nelson [2020-02-28]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6788

Take pride in your weirdness.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-02-26]
Board Games on AFK
#6787

Here's a thought, what if the cup's right?

— Adam [2020-02-25]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6786

I'm pretty good at translating minecraft James.

— RebelliousUno [2020-02-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6785

You're gonna have to be more specific, we have a lot of dumb ideas.

— Serge [2020-02-25]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6784

Give me some more transparent coffee!

— Ian [2020-02-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6783

I get to be anything I want at this table and for this show I need a six-pack!

— Beej [2020-02-24]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6782

Just heck up your throat and it does things.

— Graham [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6781

We're not good at math, that's why we do this!

— Jacob [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6780

"My guess is cloaca." "You always say that!"

— Ian and Heather
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6779

I got bad news: it's meat.

— Graham [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6778

It's a good thing we have Ian here.

— Heather [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6777

It was 2015, it was an entirely different time.

— James [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6776

No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art.

— Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6775

Isn't it ironic that we killed a big dick and all got off 69?

— Adam [2020-02-21]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6774

I don't see you flexing, so get shopping!

— Serge [2020-02-19]
Board Games on AFK
#6773

We can't sub ocean our way out of this problem...or can we?

— Graham [2020-02-19]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play