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  1. #6954
    This is what happens when you do stupid things.
    — James [2020-05-16]
    VALORANT on LRRMtG
  2. #6953
    Mmm, affection punches!
    — Ian [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  3. #6952
    Where's a sausage when you need one?!
    — Cori [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  4. #6951
    I was just bad, and then everyone got worse than me!
    — Cameron [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  5. #6950
    I need a fleshy Mylar bag with my face on it.
    — Ian [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  6. #6949
    No, my butt!
    — Bengineering [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  7. #6948
    Don't make me punch your butt!
    — Ben [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  8. #6947
    Ignore them, they're wrong.
    — Serge, of chat [2020-05-12]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6946
    It's James's fault? Is that believable?
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6945
    Does anyone have a plan, or should I just start eating people?
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6944
    Oh no! We could have solved this with words!
    — Andy [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6943
    You don't have to ask questions, you just do it.
    — Dale [2020-05-11]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6942
    This is where the humans hang out, whether they have skin or not.
    — Heather [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  14. #6941
    I'm only a little bit chaotic.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  15. #6940
    The trick is to do neither well.
    — Cameron [2020-05-10]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  16. #6939
    I should never be above 100%
    — Bengineering [2020-05-09]
    VALORANT on Bonus Stream
  17. #6938
    More heads, no tongue, that's what the audience wants.
    — Ian [2020-05-06]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
  18. #6937
    I always assumed I would get more money off Ian's death.
    — Andrew [2020-05-06]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
  19. #6936
    This is me vs me. Either way I lose.
    — Serge [2020-05-06]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Dice Friends
  20. #6935
    I just assume that all good ideas about streaming come from James.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-06]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  21. #6934
    Map says.... rice. Or swarm of fingernails.
    — Cori [2020-05-05]
    Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
  22. #6933
    I don't need sheep for anything!
    — Cori [2020-05-05]
    Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
  23. #6932
    Please amuse yourselves while I operate a computer.
    — Cori [2020-05-05]
    Future Unfolding on Talking Simulator
  24. #6931
    I'll see y'all on the flippy floppy, which is a thing I say now.
    — James [2020-05-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6930
    If you're Chuck Tingle, see a doctor.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-05-05]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock