Quotes – LRRbot

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#6756

You can't ask for my help then use my help, that's not how help works.

— Serge [2020-02-10]
None on Dice Friends
#6755

Space is gross.

— Cameron [2020-02-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6754

No one can stop me, I have a shovel!

— Ian [2020-02-09]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6753

I know I can rely on chat.

— Heather [2020-02-09]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6752

Enjoy our suffering, now solidified in amber!

— Heather [2020-02-09]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#6751

Turns out all of us are degenerate night people.

— Kathleen [2020-02-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6750

I never know the noises I'm gonna make.

— Beej [2020-02-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6749

Otaku Jeff is a coward!

— Cameron [2020-02-04]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6748

Let's get liquored up and beat the shit out of a door!

— Cameron [2020-02-04]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6747

I trust you the least saying that Uno.

— Serge [2020-02-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6746

I only occasionally listen to Serifina.

— James [2020-02-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6745

It turns out I'm awesome.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6744

I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes.

— Heather [2020-01-30]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6743

I'm studying fire...a lot.

— Heather [2020-01-30]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6742

Bionic Trousers Media: we buy people...wait no.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6741

Are any of us ever really good?

— Graham [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6740

All mugs are a lie.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6739

Name a better pairing than Serge and hubris.

— Serge [2020-01-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6738

Horses can totally go to Hell, Paul.

— Serge [2020-01-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6737

Nothing a good old explosion won't fix.

— Paul [2020-01-29]
Control on Play it Forward
#6736

This is a farce of a stream.

— James [2020-01-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6735

I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue.

— Paul [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6734

I'm having some ontological problems with what's going on.

— Cameron [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6733

Come here, be ignored.

— Dale [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6732

Why would you make Chelsea go through your monkey luggage?

— Heather [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe