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  1. #7042
    Are cacti immune to shotguns?
    — Ian [2020-07-08]
    Pummel Party on Let's NOPE
  2. #7041
    Aw, I forgot to make a Ben!
    — Adam [2020-07-07]
    Dead Space 2 on Let's NOPE
  3. #7040
    Did you really win if you died?
    — JoeKim [2020-07-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #7039
    I often think this game would be better with more Tetris.
    — RebelliousUno, on Minecraft [2020-07-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #7038
    Ice and swords.
    — Kathleen, repeatedly [2020-07-06]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #7037
    Eat it, physics!
    — Ian [2020-07-05]
    Distortions on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #7036
    I would argue that any space suit is a shitter.
    — Cameron [2020-07-05]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  8. #7035
    I like that this house has horns.
    — Kathleen [2020-07-05]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  9. #7034
    Can we talk about how the big toe is the best toe?
    — Adam [2020-07-04]
    VALORANT on LRRMtG
  10. #7033
    I love Animal Crossing, but it doesn't make me feel funny in the downstairs place.
    — Graham [2020-07-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #7032
    I blame the internet. Just...as a whole.
    — Paul [2020-07-02]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #7031
    James was killed by intentional game design.
    — MineCraft [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #7030
    I love the phrase 'Explosion bed hole'.
    — Serge [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #7029
    Yager is very strong French name.
    — James [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #7028
    There's a boat hiding in every tree.
    — Serge [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #7027
    If I wanted to know what the time was I'd build a clock.
    — Serge [2020-06-30]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #7026
    It's time to attack and dethrone Dad.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-29]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #7025
    I can't believe I got tricked into doing something when the whole point was to do nothing!
    — Heather [2020-06-28]
    Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #7024
    Now as we know, a random retweet is truth and fact.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #7023
    Come to my island, I'll give you an outfit and blind you.
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #7022
    I didn't bring the Sun, I took it!
    — Kathleen [2020-06-28]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #7021
    H-three-lp! I need h-zero-psital!
    — Graham [2020-06-27]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #7020
    Meat crops things weirdly.
    — Graham [2020-06-25]
    Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #7019
    Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions.
    — TXC2 [2020-06-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #7018
    We're dying for your greed!' 'It's our greed.'
    — Serge and RebelliousUno [2020-06-23]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock