Quotes – LRRbot

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#6725

You're not supposed to say 'oops' on this program! That's MY job.

— Ian [2020-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6724

And now I have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up-beej.

— Beej [2020-01-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6723

Sheep are like the boats of the land.

— Paul [2020-01-22]
Board Games on AFK
#6722

It's fun to know the name of people you're killing.

— Paul [2020-01-22]
Control on Play it Forward
#6721

I'm impossible at making mistakes.

— James [2020-01-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6720

Whose idea was it to get a plane that early?' 'Beej got a really good deal.'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-01-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6719

Oh, I can make that worse.

— Dale [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6718

There's no such thing as a non-urgent physics problem.

— Kathleen, as Riley [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6717

You could slip some lies in there, Dale.

— Kathleen, making questionable life choices [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6716

It's my job to make sure that bad things happen to you, because otherwise you would get bored.

— Dale [2020-01-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6715

Do not burn your trash into a reindeer, only into a moose.

— Paul [2020-01-20]
Control on Play it Forward
#6714

Kids, don't run with your head as your third leg.

— Paul [2020-01-20]
Control on Play it Forward
#6713

I think Starbucks might be sponsored by us.

— Paul [2020-01-20]
Control on Play it Forward
#6712

I only want to eat the food when my snake is green!

— Ian [2020-01-19]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#6711

I feel like James has been picked on enough.

— Adam [2020-01-17]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#6710

F solves all our problems.

— Foxmar320 [2020-01-17]
Control on Play it Forward
#6709

52 months? That's a year in weeks of months.

— Paul [2020-01-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6708

Violence is boring.

— Kathleen [2020-01-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6707

Are you a bad enough dude to become the Jellicle Choice?

— Kathleen [2020-01-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6706

If games were about playing optimally they wouldn't be called games. They'd be called work.

— Ian [2020-01-15]
Board Games on AFK
#6705

THAT'S SO MANY BIRDS!

— Graham and Alex, in unison [2020-01-15]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6704

Julie's like a little freight train. A weird freight train that likes hentai.

— Adam [2020-01-14]
Daymare: 1998 on Let's NOPE
#6703

I should definitely investigate more manholes.

— Cameron [2020-01-14]
The Manhole on Talking Simulator
#6702

You don't want sweaty books.

— Serge [2020-01-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6701

That worked perfectly....AGH!

— James [2020-01-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock