Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6748

Let's get liquored up and beat the shit out of a door!

— Cameron [2020-02-04]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6747

I trust you the least saying that Uno.

— Serge [2020-02-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6746

I only occasionally listen to Serifina.

— James [2020-02-04]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6745

It turns out I'm awesome.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6744

I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes.

— Heather [2020-01-30]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6743

I'm studying fire...a lot.

— Heather [2020-01-30]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6742

Bionic Trousers Media: we buy people...wait no.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6741

Are any of us ever really good?

— Graham [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6740

All mugs are a lie.

— Paul [2020-01-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6739

Name a better pairing than Serge and hubris.

— Serge [2020-01-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6738

Horses can totally go to Hell, Paul.

— Serge [2020-01-29]
Board Games on AFK
#6737

Nothing a good old explosion won't fix.

— Paul [2020-01-29]
Control on Play it Forward
#6736

This is a farce of a stream.

— James [2020-01-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6735

I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue.

— Paul [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6734

I'm having some ontological problems with what's going on.

— Cameron [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6733

Come here, be ignored.

— Dale [2020-01-27]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6732

Why would you make Chelsea go through your monkey luggage?

— Heather [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
#6731

When the moon comes down to get you, clearly you've been out too long.

— Heather [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
#6730

Pink elephant is the safe option.

— Ian [2020-01-26]
Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
#6729

Artists can do what they want.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-01-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6728

What if I don't want to stop lighting things on fire?

— Heather [2020-01-25]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6727

My victories are my victories, Your victories are my victories.

— Adam [2020-01-25]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6726

I'm gonna go out on a limb and attempt not to go out on a limb.

— Paul [2020-01-24]
Control on Play it Forward
#6725

You're not supposed to say 'oops' on this program! That's MY job.

— Ian [2020-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6724

And now I have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up-beej.

— Beej [2020-01-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus