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  1. #6905
    That went a lot smoother than I thought it would go, because you all made things a lot harder for you.
    — Jacob [2020-04-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6904
    Who wants a little bit of Satan?
    — Graham [2020-04-20]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  3. #6903
    I get a lot of bizarre pleasure sneezing on people.
    — Angela [2020-04-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #6902
    There's just a lot of toilets in this game.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #6901
    Fling me!
    — Cori [2020-04-15]
    Totally Reliable Delivery Service on Crossing the Streams
  6. #6900
    It's time to go live in our bathtub.
    — Cori [2020-04-14]
    World of Horror on Talking Simulator
  7. #6899
    Is this the kitchen or the shitter? We're about to find out!
    — Kathleen [2020-04-13]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  8. #6898
    Please, take my bones.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-04-13]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
  9. #6897
    Is there any more embarrassing thing than being trapped by a leprechaun?
    — Ian [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #6896
    My cheese goes uneaten once again!
    — Ian [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #6895
    The best place for health is inside of you.
    — Ian [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6894
    I like my conspiracy theory better...
    — Heather [2020-04-12]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6893
    Thanks for crankin' it, though.
    — Beej [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  14. #6892
    I'm so sorry about France.
    — Cori [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  15. #6891
    A shirt is just a series of tubes.
    — Beej [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  16. #6890
    I believe in everyone!
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
  17. #6889
    I wasn't using my skin anyway!
    — Cameron [2020-04-07]
    Descenders on Talking Simulator
  18. #6888
    How can you tell you're winning if you're not styling?
    — Cori [2020-04-07]
    Descenders on Talking Simulator
  19. #6887
    I like you textured.
    — James, to Serge [2020-04-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6886
    Minecraft is a stupid idiot program.
    — James [2020-04-07]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6885
    I just like to cause trouble, as you may have noticed.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6884
    I wanna make a really stupid joke.
    — Jacob [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6883
    I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to definitely...panic.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6882
    I didn't hear what you said, but yes.
    — Dale [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6881
    I have lots of Dale house rules; this doesn't happen to be one.
    — Dale [2020-04-06]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends