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  1. #6818
    Ah that was a weird flex but it felt so good.
    — Beej [2020-03-12]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #6817
    'Cori, wanna be buddies?' 'Pay me.'
    — Ben and Cori [2020-03-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #6816
    If you show up for school, eventually they let you leave.
    — Nelson [2020-03-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6815
    Let's Nope says trans rights!
    — Ben [2020-03-10]
    Silent Hill on Let's NOPE
  5. #6814
    Froggy Visor guided me here.
    — Cameron [2020-03-10]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  6. #6813
    I'm assuming I have a level of stress.
    — Adam [2020-03-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6812
    I don't honestly care.
    — Cameron [2020-03-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6811
    I always monitor chat. Always.
    — Heather, menacingly [2020-03-09]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6810
    I don't think I would want to wear the skin of anything with a human face.
    — Cori [2020-03-09]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #6809
    Fuck James Turner.
    — Adam [2020-03-09]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #6808
    What is a tail if not a weird poop?
    — Paul [2020-03-09]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #6807
    Did I tell you about the saddest thing that happened to me?
    — Cameron [2020-03-09]
    Art on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #6806
    How does this affect nuggies?
    — Ian [2020-03-08]
    Symphonic Rain on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6805
    The rain is like sea for the sky.
    — Ian [2020-03-08]
    Symphonic Rain on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #6804
    All is eggs now!
    — Cori [2020-03-05]
    Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?! on Bonus Stream
  16. #6803
    Can we stack interventions, because I've got a few.
    — Heather, of Ian [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  17. #6802
    As always, Heather was right.
    — Dale [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  18. #6801
    This is somebody's fault, Graham.
    — Dale, pointedly [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #6800
    I feel like Heather may not have our best interests at heart.
    — Graham [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #6799
    Stop being so afraid of everything! Except me. Be afraid of me.
    — Heather [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #6798
    I'm afraid of Heather!
    — Dale [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  22. #6797
    Would you like the honours of screwing yourself over?
    — Beej [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  23. #6796
    He's in everything, whether you want him to be or not.
    — Heather, of Jesus [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #6795
    But I'm in the chair and I get to decide how we're doing it.... Very stupidly is the answer.
    — James [2020-03-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6794
    What if I toot and I explode?
    — Adam [2020-03-02]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends