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  1. #6926
    We could split the party. I've heard that's always the strategy!
    — Andy [2020-05-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  2. #6924
    Some pigs you just don't know until you've lived with them a little while.
    — Andy [2020-05-04]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6923
    First can we talk about the sound effects of your floor.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-03]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #6922
    What manner of Anime are you?!
    — Graham [2020-05-01]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  5. #6921
    Try to buy the goods of dead people.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-30]
    Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #6920
    Taint goes boom!
    — RebelliousUno [2020-04-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6919
    I have a lot of faith in Jacob.
    — Dale [2020-04-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  8. #6918
    Why did you encourage me?
    — Jacob [2020-04-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6917
    Fill your entire house with fish, please.
    — Cori [2020-04-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #6916
    I feel at this point all phones are old timey.
    — Cameron [2020-04-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #6915
    First thing you have to do on my island is admire this turd.
    — Erika [2020-04-26]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #6914
    We almost went a whole day without a Holes reference.
    — Adam [2020-04-23]
    Grim Dawn on Bonus Stream
  13. #6913
    Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet.
    — Graham [2020-04-22]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  14. #6912
    Sometimes I just continue to force words to come out of my mouth.
    — Graham [2020-04-22]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  15. #6911
    I like to think of sponging as Minecraft golf.
    — Serge [2020-04-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  16. #6910
    Beej said it, it has to be funny.
    — James [2020-04-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #6909
    This is Lord Hosk levels of madness.
    — James [2020-04-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6908
    How is never a question in modded Minecraft.
    — James [2020-04-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6907
    You are all ridiculous.
    — Jacob [2020-04-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  20. #6906
    I didn't come in with a plot. I know better.
    — Jacob, as GM [2020-04-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6905
    That went a lot smoother than I thought it would go, because you all made things a lot harder for you.
    — Jacob [2020-04-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  22. #6904
    Who wants a little bit of Satan?
    — Graham [2020-04-20]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  23. #6903
    I get a lot of bizarre pleasure sneezing on people.
    — Angela [2020-04-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #6902
    There's just a lot of toilets in this game.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-19]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #6901
    Fling me!
    — Cori [2020-04-15]
    Totally Reliable Delivery Service on Crossing the Streams