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  1. #6975
    Making a spider-woman homunculus is a solved problem.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-28]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  2. #6974
    Your pubes don't ever reach your knees.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-28]
    Just Chatting on Dice Friends
  3. #6973
    You don't need to worry about grievances if the other party's dead.
    — Fugi [2020-05-27]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
  4. #6972
    Saying 'no' is a skill.
    — Cameron [2020-05-27]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Let's NOPE
  5. #6971
    Excuse me, I'm here to beat you up!
    — Kathleen [2020-05-27]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  6. #6970
    There are no stakes, in any game, ever.
    — James [2020-05-26]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  7. #6969
    Y'all look so good, I look like an idiot.
    — James [2020-05-26]
    Minecraft Dungeons on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6968
    You've been very good people who've been lighting so many things on fire...
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  9. #6967
    I think it'll all burn in the end.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6966
    'I believe in you!' 'The dice don't.'
    — Kathleen and Serge [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  11. #6965
    Dousing things with gasoline is a free action in this campaign.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-25]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6964
    Sausage me up, Santa...
    — Ian, reluctantly [2020-05-24]
    Runner3 on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6963
    I have telomeres too, you're not special!
    — Cameron [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #6962
    That's how I try to live my life: everything you need, but not too much.
    — Jacob [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #6961
    I love you so much, I hate you an equal amount in this moment.
    — Jacob [2020-05-24]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #6960
    So, I'm currently 60-40 leaning towards the melon.
    — Serge [2020-05-23]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #6959
    If you can drive a plane, you can drive a train.
    — Bengineering [2018-05-24]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  18. #6958
    Ian is full of lies. "Full of lies Ian" is what I call him.
    — James [2018-05-23]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  19. #6957
    seriously I just wanna get into a fight.
    — Kathleen [2020-05-20]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Let's NOPE
  20. #6956
    I would like you to be the instrument of your own destruction, Dale.
    — Andy [2020-05-18]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  21. #6955
    It feels like the correct picture to have in the bedroom of a goth house.
    — Cameron, on Girl with a pearl earring [2020-05-17]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LRRMtG
  22. #6954
    This is what happens when you do stupid things.
    — James [2020-05-16]
    VALORANT on LRRMtG
  23. #6953
    Mmm, affection punches!
    — Ian [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  24. #6952
    Where's a sausage when you need one?!
    — Cori [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends
  25. #6951
    I was just bad, and then everyone got worse than me!
    — Cameron [2020-05-13]
    Gang Beasts on Dice Friends