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  1. #6875
    I'm gonna come to your island and buy so many mums.
    — Kathleen [2020-04-04]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  2. #6874
    Second order of business, I have to figure out what to do with my life.
    — Serge [2020-04-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #6873
    For a short stream this is gonna be a long stream.
    — Graham [2020-04-03]
    Final Fantasy VII on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #6872
    Cask of Amontillado jokes will only get you so far.
    — Graham [2020-04-01]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  5. #6871
    I am DPSing the jellyfish.
    — Cameron [2020-03-31]
    Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator
  6. #6869
    'Is there a strategy I should be using?' 'Don't get hit.'
    — Cameron and Adam, Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator [2020-03-31]
    Risk of Rain 2 on Talking Simulator
  7. #6868
    Minecraft isn't a game about stuff.
    — Serge [2020-03-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  8. #6867
    I'm not saying I'm right, I'm saying it's wrong.
    — James [2020-03-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #6866
    Jacob is like Dale: he's very fair.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  10. #6865
    If you want to make it worse, just add Internet.
    — Ian [2020-03-29]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #6864
    'Are you okay?' 'I died.' 'I *thought* something was different!'
    — Ian and Heather [2020-03-29]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #6863
    Ghosts have all the fun.
    — Heather [2020-03-29]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #6862
    I miss being a ghost.
    — Ian [2020-03-29]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #6860
    You've gotta build up trust before you screw somebody over.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #6859
    I actually trust Beej.
    — James [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #6858
    I know things.
    — Beej [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #6857
    I love Kathleen but I don't trust her!
    — Serge [2020-03-28]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #6856
    'So you lied?' 'Yes, but it was for a good cause.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Heather [2020-03-27]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  19. #6855
    I have eyes and ears everywhere.
    — Heather [2020-03-27]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  20. #6854
    I should be doing this while in bed.
    — James [2020-03-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #6853
    I was doing completely normal things as a child... I was playing on a construction site.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  22. #6852
    Backgammon sucks and has always fucking sucked.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  23. #6851
    I wanna live like Swiss Family Robinson.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  24. #6850
    It's so good to look at and so shitty to interact with.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  25. #6849
    It's just not as fun to be player 2.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward