Quotes – LRRbot

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#6915

First thing you have to do on my island is admire this turd.

— Erika [2020-04-26]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on LoadingReadyLive
#6914

We almost went a whole day without a Holes reference.

— Adam [2020-04-23]
Grim Dawn on Bonus Stream
#6913

Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet.

— Graham [2020-04-22]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6912

Sometimes I just continue to force words to come out of my mouth.

— Graham [2020-04-22]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6911

I like to think of sponging as Minecraft golf.

— Serge [2020-04-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6910

Beej said it, it has to be funny.

— James [2020-04-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6909

This is Lord Hosk levels of madness.

— James [2020-04-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6908

How is never a question in modded Minecraft.

— James [2020-04-21]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6907

You are all ridiculous.

— Jacob [2020-04-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6906

I didn't come in with a plot. I know better.

— Jacob, as GM [2020-04-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6905

That went a lot smoother than I thought it would go, because you all made things a lot harder for you.

— Jacob [2020-04-20]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6904

Who wants a little bit of Satan?

— Graham [2020-04-20]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6903

I get a lot of bizarre pleasure sneezing on people.

— Angela [2020-04-19]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6902

There's just a lot of toilets in this game.

— Kathleen [2020-04-19]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6901

Fling me!

— Cori [2020-04-15]
Totally Reliable Delivery Service on Crossing the Streams
#6900

It's time to go live in our bathtub.

— Cori [2020-04-14]
World of Horror on Talking Simulator
#6899

Is this the kitchen or the shitter? We're about to find out!

— Kathleen [2020-04-13]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
#6898

Please, take my bones.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-04-13]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Play it Forward
#6897

Is there any more embarrassing thing than being trapped by a leprechaun?

— Ian [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6896

My cheese goes uneaten once again!

— Ian [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6895

The best place for health is inside of you.

— Ian [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6894

I like my conspiracy theory better...

— Heather [2020-04-12]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#6893

Thanks for crankin' it, though.

— Beej [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
#6892

I'm so sorry about France.

— Cori [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward
#6891

A shirt is just a series of tubes.

— Beej [2020-04-08]
Jackbox Party Packs on Play it Forward