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  1. #6674
    It's all about fork-lifting for Snake Juice now
    — Ian [2020-01-04]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  2. #6672
    Flex on us, birthday boy!
    — Serge [2020-01-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #6671
    Are you a dru-id or a dru-idn't?
    — Serge [2020-01-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #6670
    Not to be rude, but it looks like Serifina's base is full of farts.
    — Serge [2019-12-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  5. #6669
    I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it.
    — Serge [2019-12-31]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  6. #6668
    It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.
    — Adam [2019-12-30]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  7. #6667
    Don't quote me.
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  8. #6666
    When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke.
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  9. #6665
    Put me in forklift jail!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  10. #6664
    Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    Shenmue III on Play it Forward
  11. #6663
    I'm a forklift master!
    — Ian [2019-12-29]
    None on Play it Forward
  12. #6662
    Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win.
    — Cori, disgusted [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #6661
    You can't just say things.
    — Graham [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #6660
    Stop liking people.
    — Bengineering [2019-12-27]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #6659
    Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??
    — Heather [2019-12-26]
    None on AFK
  16. #6658
    Sorry about Philadelphia.
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  17. #6657
    I don't want to see Beej out there begging for anime.
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  18. #6656
    Why do you take everything we like and Beej it up?
    — Ben, to Beej [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  19. #6655
    I know about whale-fucking, baby!
    — Graham [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  20. #6654
    I feel like I gained at least two levels in 2019.
    — Kathleen [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  21. #6653
    Why do you need all those things in one thing?!
    — Adam [2019-12-26]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  22. #6652
    'You are not helping.' 'I am absolutely helping, just not the way you want!'
    — Beej and Heather [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  23. #6651
    I must protect my fur baby forever!
    — Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  24. #6650
    Live with your monstrosities!!
    — Heather, to Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  25. #6649
    I'm worse than children.
    — Beej [2019-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream