Quotes – LRRbot

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#6706

If games were about playing optimally they wouldn't be called games. They'd be called work.

— Ian [2020-01-15]
Board Games on AFK
#6705

THAT'S SO MANY BIRDS!

— Graham and Alex, in unison [2020-01-15]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6704

Julie's like a little freight train. A weird freight train that likes hentai.

— Adam [2020-01-14]
Daymare: 1998 on Let's NOPE
#6703

I should definitely investigate more manholes.

— Cameron [2020-01-14]
The Manhole on Talking Simulator
#6702

You don't want sweaty books.

— Serge [2020-01-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6701

That worked perfectly....AGH!

— James [2020-01-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6700

Ugh, why did I buy so many cans of green beer?

— RebelliousUno [2020-01-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6699

It's...*some* on fire.

— Dale [2020-01-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6698

Do any of you have the skills to know when a baboon has been drugged?

— Dale [2020-01-13]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6697

I would have to be in labour for 83 hours to bring home a bird.

— Ian [2020-01-12]
Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
#6696

We need to listen to what it's saying, not the noises it's making.

— Ian [2020-01-12]
Neon FM on Rhythm Cafe
#6695

Streaming is just yelling the voice lines of the game you're playing.

— Adam [2020-01-11]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6694

I think it's been five minutes and Savidan broke my brain already.

— Crim Nguyen [2020-01-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6693

Thanks for the tentacle... I guess...

— Adam [2020-01-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6692

"Technically correct", the Adam Savidan Story.

— Adam [2020-01-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6691

No this is a Top/Bottom situation.

— Cameron [2020-01-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6690

Now to be perfectly fair, I didn't pay attention.

— Cameron [2020-01-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6689

Math gets harder when you're on fire.

— Heather [2020-01-09]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#6688

I love my kung-fu brethren.

— Ian [2020-01-08]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6687

'It said don't fight it.' 'But what if we fought it?'

— Paul and Serge [2020-01-08]
Board Games on AFK
#6686

This is Cthulhu, man. Nothing bad happens in the ocean, it's fine.

— Paul [2020-01-08]
Board Games on AFK
#6684

I guess you can do things without...learning.

— Matt Griffiths [2020-01-07]
while True: learn() on Talking Simulator
#6683

There's bones inside you.' 'Those don't help me in minecraft.'

— RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6682

Why don't baby zombies catch fire in the sun?

— Serge [2020-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6681

I'm always partying like a rock star, that's my secret James.

— Serge [2020-01-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock