Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#6680
The progress goat is not accurate.
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Paul
[2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
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#6679
You don't give names to things you're going to throw away.
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Ian
[2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
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#6678
Nobody should have to see my genitals, either.
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Beej
[2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
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#6677
I have a list of all of Beej's weaknesses.
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Serge
[2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
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#6676
Wah! Nintendo is real!
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Wario
[2020-01-06]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on AFK
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#6675
Pound me straight into health!
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Ian
[2020-01-04]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
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#6674
It's all about fork-lifting for Snake Juice now
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Ian
[2020-01-04]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
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#6672
Flex on us, birthday boy!
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Serge
[2020-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
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#6671
Are you a dru-id or a dru-idn't?
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Serge
[2020-01-01]
Board Games on AFK
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#6670
Not to be rude, but it looks like Serifina's base is full of farts.
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Serge
[2019-12-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#6669
I am super on fire right now and I don't appreciate it.
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Serge
[2019-12-31]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
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#6668
It's a horse. Horses don't have souls.
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Adam
[2019-12-30]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
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#6667
Don't quote me.
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Ian
[2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
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#6666
When have I been known to take the obvious joke? ...I mean, other than all the times that I've taken the obvious joke.
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Ian
[2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
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#6665
Put me in forklift jail!
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Ian
[2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
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#6664
Screw you Twitch, I'm gonna go work in a warehouse!
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Ian
[2019-12-29]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
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#6663
I'm a forklift master!
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Ian
[2019-12-29]
None on Play it Forward
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#6662
Oh. I see how it is. You wanted to win.
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Cori,
disgusted
[2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#6661
You can't just say things.
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Graham
[2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#6660
Stop liking people.
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Bengineering
[2019-12-27]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#6659
Why would you lie to me on Boxing Day, the most sacred of days??
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Heather
[2019-12-26]
None on AFK
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#6658
Sorry about Philadelphia.
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Graham
[2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
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#6657
I don't want to see Beej out there begging for anime.
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Graham
[2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
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#6656
Why do you take everything we like and Beej it up?
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Ben,
to Beej
[2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
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#6655
I know about whale-fucking, baby!
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Graham
[2019-12-26]
Just Chatting on AFK
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