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  1. #6771
    Bigger is better until it's too big.
    — Serge [2020-02-18]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6770
    I just collect items, I don't use them. What if I need them?
    — Heather [2020-02-16]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6769
    We're not here to be good, we're here to be good enough.
    — Ian [2020-02-16]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #6768
    Always remember to touch your spine.
    — TexanReverend [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #6767
    'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'
    — Ian and Cori [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #6765
    If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me.
    — Ian [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #6764
    Why must you always be so unsafe?
    — Heather, asking Ian what chat is always wondering [2020-02-16]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #6763
    I remember when Ben was funny.
    — Bengineering [2020-02-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
  9. #6762
    Why would you make a place where you can't ride horses?
    — Paul [2020-02-14]
    Darksiders Genesis on Bonus Stream
  10. #6761
    For really?
    — Adam [2020-02-14]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #6760
    'What a nice child.' 'Let's go bust her sand castle.'
    — Cameron and Cori [2020-02-11]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  12. #6759
    You don't have to say everything out loud.
    — Cameron [2020-02-11]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  13. #6758
    I'm at the intersection of unfinished and done.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #6757
    Where are your mods now, Turner?
    — circusofkirkus [2020-02-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #6756
    You can't ask for my help then use my help, that's not how help works.
    — Serge [2020-02-10]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #6755
    Space is gross.
    — Cameron [2020-02-10]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  17. #6754
    No one can stop me, I have a shovel!
    — Ian [2020-02-09]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #6753
    I know I can rely on chat.
    — Heather [2020-02-09]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #6752
    Enjoy our suffering, now solidified in amber!
    — Heather [2020-02-09]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #6751
    Turns out all of us are degenerate night people.
    — Kathleen [2020-02-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #6750
    I never know the noises I'm gonna make.
    — Beej [2020-02-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #6749
    Otaku Jeff is a coward!
    — Cameron [2020-02-04]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  23. #6748
    Let's get liquored up and beat the shit out of a door!
    — Cameron [2020-02-04]
    Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
  24. #6747
    I trust you the least saying that Uno.
    — Serge [2020-02-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #6746
    I only occasionally listen to Serifina.
    — James [2020-02-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock