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  1. #6806
    How does this affect nuggies?
    — Ian [2020-03-08]
    Symphonic Rain on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #6805
    The rain is like sea for the sky.
    — Ian [2020-03-08]
    Symphonic Rain on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #6804
    All is eggs now!
    — Cori [2020-03-05]
    Cook, Serve, Delicious! 3?! on Bonus Stream
  4. #6803
    Can we stack interventions, because I've got a few.
    — Heather, of Ian [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #6802
    As always, Heather was right.
    — Dale [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #6801
    This is somebody's fault, Graham.
    — Dale, pointedly [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #6800
    I feel like Heather may not have our best interests at heart.
    — Graham [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6799
    Stop being so afraid of everything! Except me. Be afraid of me.
    — Heather [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #6798
    I'm afraid of Heather!
    — Dale [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #6797
    Would you like the honours of screwing yourself over?
    — Beej [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  11. #6796
    He's in everything, whether you want him to be or not.
    — Heather, of Jesus [2020-03-04]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #6795
    But I'm in the chair and I get to decide how we're doing it.... Very stupidly is the answer.
    — James [2020-03-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #6794
    What if I toot and I explode?
    — Adam [2020-03-02]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6793
    There's so much chicken-based soup in my locker and I don't want all of it.
    — Heather [2020-03-01]
    Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #6792
    Well we can't golf, so we might as well just die.
    — Adam [2020-02-29]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #6791
    Does the tree sell cheese? that's a sentence.
    — Adam [2020-02-29]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #6790
    I hate the universe and all of its messages!
    — Serge [2020-02-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #6789
    It doesn't say anything about your butt, just your head.
    — Nelson [2020-02-28]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #6788
    Take pride in your weirdness.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-02-26]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #6787
    Here's a thought, what if the cup's right?
    — Adam [2020-02-25]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #6786
    I'm pretty good at translating minecraft James.
    — RebelliousUno [2020-02-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6785
    You're gonna have to be more specific, we have a lot of dumb ideas.
    — Serge [2020-02-25]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  23. #6784
    Give me some more transparent coffee!
    — Ian [2020-02-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6783
    I get to be anything I want at this table and for this show I need a six-pack!
    — Beej [2020-02-24]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  25. #6782
    Just heck up your throat and it does things.
    — Graham [2020-02-22]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive