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  1. #6745
    It turns out I'm awesome.
    — Paul [2020-01-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #6744
    I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes.
    — Heather [2020-01-30]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  3. #6743
    I'm studying fire...a lot.
    — Heather [2020-01-30]
    Board Games on The Long Game
  4. #6742
    Bionic Trousers Media: we buy people...wait no.
    — Paul [2020-01-30]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #6741
    Are any of us ever really good?
    — Graham [2020-01-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #6740
    All mugs are a lie.
    — Paul [2020-01-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #6739
    Name a better pairing than Serge and hubris.
    — Serge [2020-01-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #6738
    Horses can totally go to Hell, Paul.
    — Serge [2020-01-29]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #6737
    Nothing a good old explosion won't fix.
    — Paul [2020-01-29]
    Control on Play it Forward
  10. #6736
    This is a farce of a stream.
    — James [2020-01-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #6735
    I can make a forklift go WAY faster than the guy in Shenmue.
    — Paul [2020-01-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  12. #6734
    I'm having some ontological problems with what's going on.
    — Cameron [2020-01-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  13. #6733
    Come here, be ignored.
    — Dale [2020-01-27]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  14. #6732
    Why would you make Chelsea go through your monkey luggage?
    — Heather [2020-01-26]
    Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #6731
    When the moon comes down to get you, clearly you've been out too long.
    — Heather [2020-01-26]
    Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #6730
    Pink elephant is the safe option.
    — Ian [2020-01-26]
    Pop'n Music 11 on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #6729
    Artists can do what they want.
    — Matt Griffiths [2020-01-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  18. #6728
    What if I don't want to stop lighting things on fire?
    — Heather [2020-01-25]
    Music on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #6727
    My victories are my victories, Your victories are my victories.
    — Adam [2020-01-25]
    Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #6726
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and attempt not to go out on a limb.
    — Paul [2020-01-24]
    Control on Play it Forward
  21. #6725
    You're not supposed to say 'oops' on this program! That's MY job.
    — Ian [2020-01-23]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #6724
    And now I have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up-beej.
    — Beej [2020-01-23]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #6723
    Sheep are like the boats of the land.
    — Paul [2020-01-22]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #6722
    It's fun to know the name of people you're killing.
    — Paul [2020-01-22]
    Control on Play it Forward
  25. #6721
    I'm impossible at making mistakes.
    — James [2020-01-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock