Quotes – LRRbot

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#6623

I'm not dealing with real things today.

— Ian [2019-12-12]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6622

Here's a bag of legs.

— Graham [2019-12-12]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6621

Boy, I just had a flashback to prison there.

— Ian [2019-12-11]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6620

It's all on you, Nude Dennis.

— Ben [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6619

It ain't gonna get easier on the back side.

— Paul [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6618

We want you to be perfectly aware of your own mortality.

— Bengineering [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6617

I'll jump on those hangry ghouls with you.

— Bengineering, to Beej [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6616

What would a naked cat rogue do?

— Beej [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6615

Can I borrow your meat shields again?

— Cori, to Ben [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6614

Mike Holmes would be so upset with all of you!

— Bengineering [2019-12-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6613

How do I...anything?

— Alex [2019-12-11]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6612

A ship is just a boat that's been stretched.

— Alex [2019-12-11]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6611

Nobody knows what anything means anymore.

— RebelliousUno [2019-12-10]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6610

If you don't rhyme on your Mic check, people can't hear you.

— Serge [2019-12-10]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6609

I feel like I did the right thing today...and that's destruction.

— Matt Griffiths, as March [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6608

I appreciate your technical correctness.

— Cameron [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6607

I open my inner Kevin eyes.

— Serge [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6606

Crime time!

— Erika [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6605

I don't want to sound like I'm vindictive, because I'm VERY vindictive...

— Serge, as Sebastian [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6604

You just don't know the depth of our house ruling.

— Paul [2019-12-09]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6603

I've never been so happy to see a pixellated skull!

— Ian [2019-12-08]
Pistol Whip on Rhythm Cafe
#6602

I'm completely lost. This is great!

— Ian [2019-12-08]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6601

Y'know, putting 100% of our trust within the fortune teller... Probably not the best idea to begin with?

— Ian [2019-12-07]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6600

I've never said this before: It smells nice in here.

— Graham [2019-12-07]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6599

You're gonna be a pie!

— Jacob, repeatedly, to an imaginary apple. [2019-12-06]
None on Dice Friends