Quotes – LRRbot

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#6851

I wanna live like Swiss Family Robinson.

— Beej [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6850

It's so good to look at and so shitty to interact with.

— Kathleen [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6849

It's just not as fun to be player 2.

— Kathleen [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6848

Tom Nook is definitely a Templar.

— Paul [2020-03-26]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#6847

I think we might be kinda funny.

— Kathleen [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6846

My lower body is so unimpressive.

— Ian [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6845

A landmine's a completely victimless crime.

— Adam [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6844

We're a bunch of fuckin' nerds.

— Kathleen [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6843

Shoot James with the elf gun.

— Adam [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6842

I'm now distracted by Ben's excellent noodle.

— Kathleen [2020-03-25]
The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
#6841

We just keep turning monsters into money.

— Cameron [2020-03-24]
Caves of Qud on Talking Simulator
#6840

I say we embrace the sun.

— Serge [2020-03-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6839

I manage to punch through glass with a sleeping bag.

— Serge [2020-03-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6838

They can't punish me every time!

— Adam, immediately before being punished again [2020-03-23]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Dice Friends
#6837

I'm very in on stealing things whenever possible.

— Graham [2020-03-23]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6836

Ever forward, never banana.

— Ian [2020-03-22]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#6835

We're doing a Rhythm Cafe Heatherless. The least I could do is add fire.

— Ian [2020-03-22]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#6834

I've never looked at everybody's eyes so closely.

— Heather [2020-03-20]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6833

The words I'm saying don't make a lot of sense, but I think you know what I'm saying.

— Graham [2020-03-20]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6832

A mask is just a keyboard for the face.

— Paul [2020-03-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6831

You'd be surprised where you can fit a seed.

— Ian [2020-03-18]
Board Games on AFK
#6830

Everyone has friends. Not everyone has a Beej.

— Adam [2020-03-17]
Silent Hill 2 on Let's NOPE
#6829

I'm gonna go hang out on my nose.

— James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6828

You wasted 12 minutes of three people's lives, that's closer to 40 minutes!

— Serge [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6827

The first thing you need to do is stop being bad.

— Serge, to James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock