Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#6780

"My guess is cloaca." "You always say that!"

— Ian and Heather
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6779

I got bad news: it's meat.

— Graham [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6778

It's a good thing we have Ian here.

— Heather [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6777

It was 2015, it was an entirely different time.

— James [2020-02-22]
Music on LoadingReadyLive
#6776

No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art.

— Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6775

Isn't it ironic that we killed a big dick and all got off 69?

— Adam [2020-02-21]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6774

I don't see you flexing, so get shopping!

— Serge [2020-02-19]
Board Games on AFK
#6773

We can't sub ocean our way out of this problem...or can we?

— Graham [2020-02-19]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#6772

Let me get on my drama clothes.

— Cameron [2020-02-18]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6771

Bigger is better until it's too big.

— Serge [2020-02-18]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6770

I just collect items, I don't use them. What if I need them?

— Heather [2020-02-16]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6769

We're not here to be good, we're here to be good enough.

— Ian [2020-02-16]
Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt of the NecroDancer Featuring The Legend of Zelda on Rhythm Cafe
#6768

Always remember to touch your spine.

— TexanReverend [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6767

'I make jokes for myself and maybe one other person who exists.' 'I'm right here!'

— Ian and Cori [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6765

If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me.

— Ian [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6764

Why must you always be so unsafe?

— Heather, asking Ian what chat is always wondering [2020-02-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#6763

I remember when Ben was funny.

— Bengineering [2020-02-14]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#6762

Why would you make a place where you can't ride horses?

— Paul [2020-02-14]
Darksiders Genesis on Bonus Stream
#6761

For really?

— Adam [2020-02-14]
Persona 5 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6760

'What a nice child.' 'Let's go bust her sand castle.'

— Cameron and Cori [2020-02-11]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6759

You don't have to say everything out loud.

— Cameron [2020-02-11]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator
#6758

I'm at the intersection of unfinished and done.

— RebelliousUno [2020-02-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6757

Where are your mods now, Turner?

— circusofkirkus [2020-02-11]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6756

You can't ask for my help then use my help, that's not how help works.

— Serge [2020-02-10]
None on Dice Friends
#6755

Space is gross.

— Cameron [2020-02-10]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends