Quotes – LRRbot

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#6590

We do math here.

— Beej [2019-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6589

I'm fine, I hang out with Beej off camera.

— Graham [2019-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6588

A rolled-up tatami is where I'd keep children

— Ian [2019-11-27]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6587

What would you say is the Dark Souls of elbows?

— Heather [2019-11-24]
Lanota on Rhythm Cafe
#6586

Don't make me go to bed! There's so many drawers to open!!

— Ian [2019-11-24]
Shenmue III on Play it Forward
#6585

"It's in God's hands now." "Is it?" "Sorry. It's in Heather's hands now."

— Graham and Adam [2019-11-21]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6584

I'll try to distract chat with my enchanting jawline.

— Cameron [2019-11-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#6583

I like making promises I know I'm not gonna keep.

— Beej [2019-11-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6582

Never touch your lips!

— Graham [2019-11-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6581

Rocket you turkeys.

— Beej [2019-11-21]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6580

James, everything about you makes me stressed.

— Serge [2019-11-19]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6579

I have used all of Jacob's goo!

— Graham [2019-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6578

One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me.

— cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6577

I felt you in my hair.

— Graham, to Beej [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6576

"Don't just sit there and lie to chat." "It's really easy, though!"

— Graham and James [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6575

You keep your X-Tool away from my Butthard!

— Jordan [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6574

You SHOULD believe I'm doing something suspicious, but it's not THIS.

— Fugi [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6573

Botanically, bananas are a baby.

— Serge [2019-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6572

I AM WAR

— Jacob, as Hello Kitty [2019-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6571

I'm a problem solver.

— Graham, actively making the situation worse [2019-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6570

No, you can't have my dental floss. I need it to clean my teeth in an emergency.

— Beej [2019-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6569

I'm encouraging Ian and I don't think that should be allowed

— Kathleen [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6568

Ben? ... You know what, don't explain what you were doing.

— Graham [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6567

Enjoy my goo!

— Jacob [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs
#6566

It's yeehaws and hubris all the way down.

— Wheeler [2019-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Adam's Gamehaüs