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  1. #6856
    'So you lied?' 'Yes, but it was for a good cause.'
    — Matt Griffiths and Heather [2020-03-27]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  2. #6855
    I have eyes and ears everywhere.
    — Heather [2020-03-27]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  3. #6854
    I should be doing this while in bed.
    — James [2020-03-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #6853
    I was doing completely normal things as a child... I was playing on a construction site.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  5. #6852
    Backgammon sucks and has always fucking sucked.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  6. #6851
    I wanna live like Swiss Family Robinson.
    — Beej [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  7. #6850
    It's so good to look at and so shitty to interact with.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  8. #6849
    It's just not as fun to be player 2.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  9. #6848
    Tom Nook is definitely a Templar.
    — Paul [2020-03-26]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  10. #6847
    I think we might be kinda funny.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  11. #6846
    My lower body is so unimpressive.
    — Ian [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  12. #6845
    A landmine's a completely victimless crime.
    — Adam [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  13. #6844
    We're a bunch of fuckin' nerds.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  14. #6843
    Shoot James with the elf gun.
    — Adam [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  15. #6842
    I'm now distracted by Ben's excellent noodle.
    — Kathleen [2020-03-25]
    The Jackbox Party Pack 6 on Play it Forward
  16. #6841
    We just keep turning monsters into money.
    — Cameron [2020-03-24]
    Caves of Qud on Talking Simulator
  17. #6840
    I say we embrace the sun.
    — Serge [2020-03-24]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  18. #6839
    I manage to punch through glass with a sleeping bag.
    — Serge [2020-03-24]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  19. #6838
    They can't punish me every time!
    — Adam, immediately before being punished again [2020-03-23]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Dice Friends
  20. #6837
    I'm very in on stealing things whenever possible.
    — Graham [2020-03-23]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  21. #6836
    Ever forward, never banana.
    — Ian [2020-03-22]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #6835
    We're doing a Rhythm Cafe Heatherless. The least I could do is add fire.
    — Ian [2020-03-22]
    Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #6834
    I've never looked at everybody's eyes so closely.
    — Heather [2020-03-20]
    Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
  24. #6833
    The words I'm saying don't make a lot of sense, but I think you know what I'm saying.
    — Graham [2020-03-20]
    Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
  25. #6832
    A mask is just a keyboard for the face.
    — Paul [2020-03-19]
    None on CheckPoint Plus