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  1. #6720
    Whose idea was it to get a plane that early?' 'Beej got a really good deal.'
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2020-01-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  2. #6719
    Oh, I can make that worse.
    — Dale [2020-01-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  3. #6718
    There's no such thing as a non-urgent physics problem.
    — Kathleen, as Riley [2020-01-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  4. #6717
    You could slip some lies in there, Dale.
    — Kathleen, making questionable life choices [2020-01-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  5. #6716
    It's my job to make sure that bad things happen to you, because otherwise you would get bored.
    — Dale [2020-01-20]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  6. #6715
    Do not burn your trash into a reindeer, only into a moose.
    — Paul [2020-01-20]
    Control on Play it Forward
  7. #6714
    Kids, don't run with your head as your third leg.
    — Paul [2020-01-20]
    Control on Play it Forward
  8. #6713
    I think Starbucks might be sponsored by us.
    — Paul [2020-01-20]
    Control on Play it Forward
  9. #6712
    I only want to eat the food when my snake is green!
    — Ian [2020-01-19]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #6711
    I feel like James has been picked on enough.
    — Adam [2020-01-17]
    Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
  11. #6710
    F solves all our problems.
    — Foxmar320 [2020-01-17]
    Control on Play it Forward
  12. #6709
    52 months? That's a year in weeks of months.
    — Paul [2020-01-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  13. #6708
    Violence is boring.
    — Kathleen [2020-01-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  14. #6707
    Are you a bad enough dude to become the Jellicle Choice?
    — Kathleen [2020-01-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  15. #6706
    If games were about playing optimally they wouldn't be called games. They'd be called work.
    — Ian [2020-01-15]
    Board Games on AFK
  16. #6705
    THAT'S SO MANY BIRDS!
    — Graham and Alex, in unison [2020-01-15]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  17. #6704
    Julie's like a little freight train. A weird freight train that likes hentai.
    — Adam [2020-01-14]
    Daymare: 1998 on Let's NOPE
  18. #6703
    I should definitely investigate more manholes.
    — Cameron [2020-01-14]
    The Manhole on Talking Simulator
  19. #6702
    You don't want sweaty books.
    — Serge [2020-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  20. #6701
    That worked perfectly....AGH!
    — James [2020-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  21. #6700
    Ugh, why did I buy so many cans of green beer?
    — RebelliousUno [2020-01-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  22. #6699
    It's...*some* on fire.
    — Dale [2020-01-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  23. #6698
    Do any of you have the skills to know when a baboon has been drugged?
    — Dale [2020-01-13]
    Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
  24. #6697
    I would have to be in labour for 83 hours to bring home a bird.
    — Ian [2020-01-12]
    Lofi Ping Pong on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #6696
    We need to listen to what it's saying, not the noises it's making.
    — Ian [2020-01-12]
    Neon FM on Rhythm Cafe