Quotes – LRRbot

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#6839

I manage to punch through glass with a sleeping bag.

— Serge [2020-03-24]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6838

They can't punish me every time!

— Adam, immediately before being punished again [2020-03-23]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Dice Friends
#6837

I'm very in on stealing things whenever possible.

— Graham [2020-03-23]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6836

Ever forward, never banana.

— Ian [2020-03-22]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#6835

We're doing a Rhythm Cafe Heatherless. The least I could do is add fire.

— Ian [2020-03-22]
Ape Out on Rhythm Cafe
#6834

I've never looked at everybody's eyes so closely.

— Heather [2020-03-20]
Animal Crossing: New Horizons on Bonus Stream
#6833

The words I'm saying don't make a lot of sense, but I think you know what I'm saying.

— Graham [2020-03-20]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6832

A mask is just a keyboard for the face.

— Paul [2020-03-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#6831

You'd be surprised where you can fit a seed.

— Ian [2020-03-18]
Board Games on AFK
#6830

Everyone has friends. Not everyone has a Beej.

— Adam [2020-03-17]
Silent Hill 2 on Let's NOPE
#6829

I'm gonna go hang out on my nose.

— James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6828

You wasted 12 minutes of three people's lives, that's closer to 40 minutes!

— Serge [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6827

The first thing you need to do is stop being bad.

— Serge, to James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6826

Paul's a genius.

— James [2020-03-17]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#6825

There is no indication that anything is coming to eat you...right now.

— Cameron [2020-03-16]
Tabletop RPGs on Dice Friends
#6824

Gotta make sure you get the right underpants.

— Graham [2020-03-16]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6823

I have to assume fire is good against a house right?

— Graham [2020-03-16]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6822

I'm using a mod [...] to take people's mouths away.

— Graham [2020-03-16]
Final Fantasy VII on Play it Forward
#6820

I can see everything, Cori; I've established this.

— Heather [2020-03-12]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6819

I've definitely not been in a dead-body situation before.

— Heather [2020-03-12]
Board Games on The Long Game
#6818

Ah that was a weird flex but it felt so good.

— Beej [2020-03-12]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#6817

'Cori, wanna be buddies?' 'Pay me.'

— Ben and Cori [2020-03-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6816

If you show up for school, eventually they let you leave.

— Nelson [2020-03-11]
Board Games on AFK
#6815

Let's Nope says trans rights!

— Ben [2020-03-10]
Silent Hill on Let's NOPE
#6814

Froggy Visor guided me here.

— Cameron [2020-03-10]
Disco Elysium on Talking Simulator