Quotes – LRRbot

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#9013

My new personality is Crabomination.

— Cori [2024-06-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#9012

I have never wanted to read what is occurring in chat less.

— Az [2024-06-10]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9011

We're in the teeth zone now.

— Cori [2024-06-10]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9010

It's pride month, fuck the cops.

— TXC2 [2024-06-09]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#9009

Oh no, it's a hat! Run!

— Paul [2024-06-07]
Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
#9008

Oh worm? On goon?

— Wheeler [2024-06-07]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9007

I get Silvester Stallone and Ash Ketchum mixed up all the time.

— Adam [2024-06-07]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9006

I looked TOO you, YOU looked AT me.

— Nelson, to Adam [2024-06-07]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
#9005

I blame James, although to be fair I blame James for most things.

— Alex [2024-06-06]
Pacific Drive on Play it Forward
#9004

Sometimes art is just knowing when to stop putting glitter on everything.

— Cori [2024-06-03]
SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9003

Can I... set the donut on fire?

— Cori [2024-06-03]
SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
#9002

Don't discount the abillty of smooth brained people to be entertaining.

— Kathleen [2024-05-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#9001

I'm quite good at my job, actually.

— James [2024-05-28]
Raft on Mine O'Clock
#9000

What the hell is a "mile"?

— Cameron [2024-05-27]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8999

What I am is a hustler.

— Heather [2024-05-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8998

In my brain I like to mash everything together, in a big pile of potatoes.

— Heather [2024-05-23]
Romancelvania on Bonus Stream
#8997

Babies are the same as dogs.

— Angel [2024-05-19]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#8996

I'm a big fan of edging.....the keyboard.

— Wheeler [2024-05-19]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#8995

I'm just letting the bug bite me when it bites me.

— Beej [2024-05-18]
Fallout on Bonus Stream
#8994

Paul can yell at you now, everything is perfect!

— Serge [2024-05-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8993

In retrospect, that was a lot of beef.

— Beej [2024-05-15]
Fallout on Bonus Stream
#8992

I don't think I need more pornography, do I?

— Beej [2024-05-15]
Fallout on Bonus Stream
#8991

That's me: bulging straight.

— Wheeler [2024-05-12]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
#8990

Don't let Beej read your tea leaves.

— Heather [2024-05-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8989

If there's a phrase I am known for, it's 'no new holes.'

— Ian [2024-05-09]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry