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#9054

It's Kermit all over again!

— Ben [2024-07-18]
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#9053

Put perishable on my butt.

— Paul [2024-07-18]
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#9052

You nailed Sexy Binturong!

— Graham [2024-07-17]
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#9051

Today's word of the day is 'regret.'

— James [2024-07-17]
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#9050

It shouldn't explode when you hit the ground.

— SniperPumpkin [2024-07-16]
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#9049

Look at me, confidently lying to chat.

— Graham [2024-07-16]
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#9048

Where is Sweden from?

— Nelson [2024-07-16]
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#9047

This morning, my friend is Adam.

— James [2024-07-16]
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#9046

What is wrong with your hole?

— Serge [2024-07-15]
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#9045

Our hole is riddled with issues.

— Graham [2024-07-15]
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#9044

I haven't tested the metallurgical properties of your mom.

— Alex [2024-07-15]
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#9043

I love going down the horror hole.

— Ben [2024-07-15]
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#9042

Why does this look like if Grimace was Sméagol?

— Wheeler, on Graverler [2024-07-14]
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#9041

I don't understand what that means but I'm going to assume that you're wrong.

— Adam [2024-07-09]
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#9040

I was trying to make horse semen fit.

— Beej [2024-07-08]
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#9039

A blimp is just a flaccid zeppelin.

— Alex [2024-07-08]
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#9038

Let's leave room for Napoleon.

— Nelson [2024-07-08]
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#9037

Scorpions are long crabs.

— Ian [2024-07-08]
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#9036

I just did what the whale wanted.

— Heather [2024-07-06]
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#9035

Spay and neuter your pets. And colleagues.

— Cameron [2024-07-05]
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#9034

Never top a trampoline.

— Cori and Heather, in agreement [2024-06-29]
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#9033

I remember my lessons! Sort of. Sometimes.

— Heather [2024-06-29]
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#9032

You're right. No one is screaming.

— Heather [2024-06-29]
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#9031

I don't eat skin.

— Cori [2024-06-29]
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#9030

You can friendzone the frog.

— Paul [2024-06-28]
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