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#9003
Can I... set the donut on fire?
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Cori
[2024-06-03]
SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
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#9002
Don't discount the abillty of smooth brained people to be entertaining.
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Kathleen
[2024-05-31]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#9001
I'm quite good at my job, actually.
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James
[2024-05-28]
Raft on Mine O'Clock
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#9000
What the hell is a "mile"?
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Cameron
[2024-05-27]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#8999
What I am is a hustler.
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Heather
[2024-05-24]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#8998
In my brain I like to mash everything together, in a big pile of potatoes.
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Heather
[2024-05-23]
Romancelvania on Bonus Stream
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#8997
Babies are the same as dogs.
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Angel
[2024-05-19]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
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#8996
I'm a big fan of edging.....the keyboard.
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Wheeler
[2024-05-19]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
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#8995
I'm just letting the bug bite me when it bites me.
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Beej
[2024-05-18]
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game on Bonus Stream
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#8994
Paul can yell at you now, everything is perfect!
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Serge
[2024-05-17]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#8993
In retrospect, that was a lot of beef.
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Beej
[2024-05-15]
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game on Bonus Stream
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#8992
I don't think I need more pornography, do I?
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Beej
[2024-05-15]
Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game on Bonus Stream
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#8991
That's me: bulging straight.
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Wheeler
[2024-05-12]
Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
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#8990
Don't let Beej read your tea leaves.
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Heather
[2024-05-10]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
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#8989
If there's a phrase I am known for, it's 'no new holes.'
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Ian
[2024-05-09]
Food & Drink on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8988
I think just piss. It has better mouthfeel.
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Ian
[2024-05-04]
Just Chatting on The Crapshoot
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#8987
How do you buy friends?
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Wheeler
[2024-05-05]
Mahjong Soul on The Crapshoot
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#8986
I'm the M.O.D.O.K of LRR.
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Adam
[2024-05-03]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8985
I should name my pants.
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Beej
[2024-05-03]
Just Chatting on AFK
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#8984
I saw nuts hit pavement that's all I needed to see.
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Heefnoff
[2024-05-03]
Killer Instinct on AFK
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#8983
Nothing we say during Monikers leaves Monikers-land.
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Ben
[2024-05-01]
Board Games on AFK
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#8982
I will stop saying Front butt if you stop saying south mouth.
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Katrina,
to Cori
[2024-04-29]
Art on LoadingReadyLive
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#8981
The rules are simple: you may not suck.
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James
[2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#8980
I NEED THAT IN MY FACE IMMEDIATELY!
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Jacob
[2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
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#8979
Now we're all late, clogged with fried cake.
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Cameron
[2024-04-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive