Quotes – LRRbot

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#8886

What part of the crab is ... the butt?

— Paul [2024-01-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8885

I say this with love, what's wrong with our chat?

— Wheeler [2024-01-05]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8884

I don't trust anything that has snow on it.

— Adam [2024-01-02]
Lethal Company on AFK
#8883

Everybody needs a good head dungeon.....you heard me.

— James [2024-01-02]
Minecraft on AFK
#8882

The wiggles make it come back!

— Cori [2024-01-01]
Art on LoadingReadyLive
#8881

5am is a crime its self, it doesn't need help.

— Heather [2024-01-01]
Baldur's Gate 3 on LoadingReadyLive
#8880

Ian!" "No!

— Graham and Ian [2023-12-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8879

I have some feet left.

— Beej [2023-12-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8878

Maybe some people in chat will know what I'm talking about.

— Kathleen [2023-12-30]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8877

It's a good thing I learned a lot about Vaseline from Beej.

— Serge [2023-12-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#8876

I would not first-pick "foot".

— Serge [2023-12-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Play it Forward
#8875

I like blocking.

— Adam [2023-12-29]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8874

Coffee's legit good.

— Serge [2023-12-27]
Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8873

We are in fact checking every wall for undigested bits of beef.

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8872

Hell yeah! Dark Souls this shit!

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Ebenezer and the Invisible World on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8871

If you put your teeth through it, you have lost.

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8870

Let's reset the sandwich.

— Beej [2023-12-25]
Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8869

I feel like I've had lots of skulls.

— Heather [2023-12-23]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8868

But you can Pagumon for free on your upkeep!

— Wheeler [2023-12-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8867

People told me to kite, so I have fled.

— Serge [2023-12-19]
Risk of Rain Returns on Crossing the Streams
#8866

I was joking about the hacksaw, but I've changed my mind!

— James [2023-12-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8865

This cat is canonically a jugalo.

— Wheeler [2023-12-17]
Cobalt Core on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8864

We found the hole; now I have things for it.

— Heather [2023-12-16]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8863

Ian...I just wanna study you.

— Jordynne [2023-12-11]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8862

I've never needed a reason to just do whatever I want.

— Heather [2023-12-10]
A Highland Song on Friday Night Paper Fight