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  1. #8963
    10/10 crying really does that for you, I guess.
    — Az [2024-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8962
    Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?
    — Heather, to Ian [2024-04-07]
    Touhou Danmaku Kagura: Phantasia Lost on LRRMtG
  3. #8961
    You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?
    — Ian [2024-04-07]
    Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
  4. #8960
    None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.
    — Graham [2024-04-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #8959
    Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .
    — Nelson [2024-04-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #8958
    Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...
    — Cori [2024-04-01]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8957
    This all sounded so simple six hours ago.
    — Graham [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8956
    This is Love Bunny. I will fill you with eggs.
    — Matt [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8955
    I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
    — Nelson [2024-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8954
    Make sure you get all of the greedys.
    — Paul [2024-03-29]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  11. #8953
    You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.
    — Alex, on the NYPD [2024-03-27]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  12. #8952
    'Let the viewer decide?' god no.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Terraria on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8951
    It's okay. There's all this blood here.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Noita on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8950
    They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.
    — Beej [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  15. #8949
    I have a Big Daddy in my living room.
    — Angel [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  16. #8948
    No one has skin like you, Beej!
    — Cori [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  17. #8947
    Maybe I have weird tastes.
    — Beej, on ASMR [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  18. #8946
    SPEAK TRUTH, RAT GOD!
    — Ian [2024-03-17]
    Mad Rat Dead on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8945
    Damn, this is actually sick! ... Oh. Just kidding.
    — Bengineering [2024-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Oki Oki Fight Club
  20. #8944
    How much piss does one man need?
    — Nelson [2024-03-15]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  21. #8943
    Tits are pretty quality.
    — Az [2024-03-11]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  22. #8942
    I am immediately in your DMs talking about something horrible pretty much daily.
    — Az [2024-03-11]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  23. #8941
    Who put this microphone here?!"
    — Wheeler [2024-03-10]
    SpellRogue on Is This Your Card?
  24. #8940
    Shirtless in July, sailors delight!
    — Wheeler [2024-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8939
    I have the conch, shut the fuck up.
    — Adam [2024-03-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game