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  1. #9035
    Spay and neuter your pets. And colleagues.
    — Cameron [2024-07-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #9034
    Never top a trampoline.
    — Cori and Heather, in agreement [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
  3. #9033
    I remember my lessons! Sort of. Sometimes.
    — Heather [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
  4. #9032
    You're right. No one is screaming.
    — Heather [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
  5. #9031
    I don't eat skin.
    — Cori [2024-06-29]
    Snakeybus on Bonus Stream
  6. #9030
    You can friendzone the frog.
    — Paul [2024-06-28]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  7. #9029
    Yelling is a form of coaching.
    — Angel [2024-06-23]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  8. #9028
    At least this time it wasn't fish sauce.
    — Matt [2024-06-22]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #9027
    I wonder if I can play the game just throwing everything in the pit.
    — Heather [2024-06-21]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  10. #9026
    Isn't it Obama that gets 13 orphans?
    — Wheeler [2024-06-16]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  11. #9025
    Everything I've been saying has been completely valid and correct.
    — Ian [2024-06-16]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  12. #9024
    All moist, all the time.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  13. #9023
    Why is Kirby real?!
    — Cori [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  14. #9022
    Under the circumstances, we can ignore that.
    — Cori [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  15. #9021
    The line between fruit and car is very small in this world.
    — Cori [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  16. #9020
    Somebody knows what I'm talking about and is screaming right now.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  17. #9019
    Reading chat at all is absolutely the worst idea.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  18. #9018
    There's a person inside of the sushi?!
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  19. #9017
    I am receiving answers in chat and I have already forgotten the question.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  20. #9016
    I paid for rain this year.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  21. #9015
    I don't know how you're supposed to get your money back out of banana.
    — Graham [2024-06-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  22. #9014
    I think I mull here. [...] Uh-oh.
    — Cameron [2024-06-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  23. #9013
    My new personality is Crabomination.
    — Cori [2024-06-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  24. #9012
    I have never wanted to read what is occurring in chat less.
    — Az [2024-06-10]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  25. #9011
    We're in the teeth zone now.
    — Cori [2024-06-10]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club