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  1. #8920
    They pushed my so high i went into the background.
    — Paul [2024-02-19]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8919
    Toucan Sam, you've lied to me for the last time.
    — Ian [2024-02-17]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8918
    I have seen what the eternities have to offer, and I want seconds.
    — Wheeler, as Slokk [2024-02-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  4. #8917
    There's probably rules, but I don't care what they are.
    — Kathleen [2024-02-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  5. #8916
    Unfortunately I did not find any advertisements for cocaine.
    — Sokar [2024-02-12]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8915
    You don't have to have *any* voices, Paul.
    — Heather [2024-02-09]
    Just Chatting on The Long Game
  7. #8914
    We no longer have control over what's happening.
    — Beej [2024-02-09]
    Just Chatting on The Long Game
  8. #8913
    Have you heard of podcasts?" "I *am* a podcast.
    — Cori and Jacob [2024-02-08]
    Warhammer on The Long Game
  9. #8912
    I'd like to befriend the giant centipede.
    — Wheeler [2024-02-07]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8911
    Murder is still good.
    — Graham [2024-02-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #8910
    yeah I get greedy every now and then.
    — Serge [2024-02-06]
    Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8909
    Just 'cause things are weird and freaky doesn't mean you are invincible.
    — Paul [2024-02-05]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8908
    Lets get wonderfied!
    — Paul [2024-02-05]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8907
    You played giant growth on my creature? God I loved the 90's.
    — Wheeler [2024-02-04]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8906
    All I saw was the vague outline of a couple Magic cards.
    — Matt G [2024-02-02]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8905
    I am just a Luigi at heart.
    — Jacob [2024-02-02]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #8904
    Swamps are inherently very funny.
    — Kathleen [2024-01-31]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  18. #8903
    I'm not THE problem, but I am A problem.
    — Az [2024-01-29]
    Art on LRRMtG
  19. #8902
    Horses are expensive. Pegging is basically free.
    — Cori [2024-01-29]
    Art on LRRMtG
  20. #8901
    Serge remains moist and honest.
    — Kathleen [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #8900
    It's important for chat to just say everything.
    — Nelson [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #8899
    We are responsible for the words you don't read.
    — Cameron [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #8898
    I'm gonna start evolving sheep into their final form of bed.
    — Serge [2024-01-23]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8897
    One two zero, that's a full year in years.
    — Ian [2024-01-20]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8896
    Suddenly we care about the facts!
    — Kathleen [2024-01-20]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight