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  1. #8940
    Shirtless in July, sailors delight!
    — Wheeler [2024-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8939
    I have the conch, shut the fuck up.
    — Adam [2024-03-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  3. #8938
    I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...
    — Molly [2024-03-03]
    HeadBangers: Rhythm Royale on LRRMtG
  4. #8937
    If it's a video game, just assume I haven't played it.
    — Wheeler [2024-03-03]
    SpellRogue on LRRMtG
  5. #8936
    We should blue more often.
    — Ben [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #8935
    Let me tell you about my collection of Sonic Feet.
    — Bengineering [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #8934
    Everyone needs to have a bad friend with them at all times.
    — Heather [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #8933
    I do love you Serge, and don't tell anyone that.
    — James [2024-02-27]
    Terraria on AFK
  9. #8932
    If there's one thing I know about this community, it's that they love toilets.
    — Serge [2024-02-27]
    Balatro on AFK
  10. #8931
    These fingers don't have hands.
    — Cori [2024-02-26]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #8930
    I have a brand and it's confusing.
    — Ian [2024-02-25]
    Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8929
    Wonderful! Incredible! ...Mario is here too!
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8928
    I'm gonna try to preserve my own life.
    — Cori [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8927
    This weird pipe is our only friend.
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8926
    Be the cake you want to see in the world.
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8925
    Excuse me for getting overexcited for getting down the hole.
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8924
    Cori, be good at this.
    — Heather [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8923
    I don't think Heather considers the rest of us.
    — Cori [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8922
    This thumb didn't do shit in that corner Adam.
    — Jacob [2024-02-23]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #8921
    This would be a great time to eat ortolan.
    — Paul, while invisible [2024-02-21]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8920
    They pushed my so high i went into the background.
    — Paul [2024-02-19]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8919
    Toucan Sam, you've lied to me for the last time.
    — Ian [2024-02-17]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8918
    I have seen what the eternities have to offer, and I want seconds.
    — Wheeler, as Slokk [2024-02-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  24. #8917
    There's probably rules, but I don't care what they are.
    — Kathleen [2024-02-14]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  25. #8916
    Unfortunately I did not find any advertisements for cocaine.
    — Sokar [2024-02-12]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight