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  1. #8972
    'Getting fived and tenned' sounds like a sex thing.
    — Beej [2024-04-19]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  2. #8971
    The real terror is the content we made along the way.
    — Paul [2024-04-16]
    Content Warning on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8970
    If I flash animated this in 2008 I'd be a millionaire.
    — Featherweight [2024-04-15]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8969
    Cori is willing to throw me under a bus at a moment's notice.
    — Ian [2024-04-14]
    Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8968
    I have never felt my asshole get that tight.
    — Jacob [2024-04-12]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #8967
    I'm about to pay for your sins.
    — Ben Ulmer, to Graham [2024-04-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8966
    I JUST TWEET.
    — RayFK [2024-04-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8965
    Why does the asking nicely always work?
    — James [2024-04-09]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8964
    If you're always confident, eventually it'll turn out right.
    — Paul [2024-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8963
    10/10 crying really does that for you, I guess.
    — Az [2024-04-08]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8962
    Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?
    — Heather, to Ian [2024-04-07]
    Touhou Danmaku Kagura: Phantasia Lost on LRRMtG
  12. #8961
    You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?
    — Ian [2024-04-07]
    Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
  13. #8960
    None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.
    — Graham [2024-04-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #8959
    Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .
    — Nelson [2024-04-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #8958
    Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...
    — Cori [2024-04-01]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #8957
    This all sounded so simple six hours ago.
    — Graham [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8956
    This is Love Bunny. I will fill you with eggs.
    — Matt [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8955
    I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
    — Nelson [2024-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8954
    Make sure you get all of the greedys.
    — Paul [2024-03-29]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  20. #8953
    You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.
    — Alex, on the NYPD [2024-03-27]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  21. #8952
    'Let the viewer decide?' god no.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Terraria on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8951
    It's okay. There's all this blood here.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Noita on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8950
    They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.
    — Beej [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  24. #8949
    I have a Big Daddy in my living room.
    — Angel [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  25. #8948
    No one has skin like you, Beej!
    — Cori [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket