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#8836

If you'd like to ruin your life and start playing Final Fantasy XIV, let me know.

— Jacob, to Andy [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8835

I didn't think the cardboard would be this sticky.

— Jacob [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8834

Can I be dismissed to the ethereal plane?

— Jordan [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8833

(off-screen cackling)

— Jacob [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8832

In the past we've had news reporters come in. And none of them had to get fired in disgrace or anything.

— Kathleen [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8831

Join me, you'll never leave. Not a cult.

— TQ [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8830

This donut shall remain sad and lonely.

— James [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8829

Now people are trying to tell me the Offspring isn't ska.

— Cori [2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8828

Love me some bisexual Hamlet.

— Julie [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8827

You look like a spermy whale specimen.

— Ben [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8826

I'll go suck some sap out of this tree. Oh, that was awful, why did I do that?

— Graham [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8825

Welcome to Equaling Matt Wiggins here on 92.1 The Squaaaaaaaaaat.

— Graham [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8824

There's more than one way to cube a cat.

— Wiggins [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8823

I've always wanted to see James against Muppets.

— Ian [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8822

Okay stop crabs.

— Graham [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8821

Graham is receiving meat in the corner.

— Jordan [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8820

This is no mouth.

— Graham [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8819

Like a responsible visitor to a state park, I shall leave only footprints and psychic damage.

— Kathleen [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8818

That's just going to be a loop of the explosion dragon.

— Jacob [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8817

Dale is a helper and he makes dreams come true (mostly his own).

— Kathleen [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8816

Would I lie to you? Absolutely! I 100% would.

— Jacob [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8815

You can't give the milk away for free, unless the juice isn't worth the squeeze from the stone for its blood.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8814

It's fractal ham.

— Graham [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8813

Take care when stripping your balls.

— Graham [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8812

I can tell by the thickness of their egg.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams