Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#8962
Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?
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Heather,
to Ian
[2024-04-07]
Touhou Danmaku Kagura: Phantasia Lost on LRRMtG
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#8961
You're supposed to aim for the centre of mass, which is the dick right?
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Ian
[2024-04-07]
Wanted: Dead on LRRMtG
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#8960
None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.
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Graham
[2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8959
Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .
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Nelson
[2024-04-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#8958
Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...
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Cori
[2024-04-01]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8957
This all sounded so simple six hours ago.
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Graham
[2024-03-30]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8956
This is Love Bunny. I will fill you with eggs.
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Matt
[2024-03-30]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8955
I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
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Nelson
[2024-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8954
Make sure you get all of the greedys.
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Paul
[2024-03-29]
Just Chatting on LRRMtG
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#8953
You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.
—
Alex,
on the NYPD
[2024-03-27]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#8952
'Let the viewer decide?' god no.
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Serge
[2024-03-19]
Terraria on Crossing the Streams
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#8951
It's okay. There's all this blood here.
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Serge
[2024-03-19]
Noita on Crossing the Streams
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#8950
They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.
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Beej
[2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
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#8949
I have a Big Daddy in my living room.
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Angel
[2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
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#8948
No one has skin like you, Beej!
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Cori
[2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
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#8947
Maybe I have weird tastes.
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Beej,
on ASMR
[2024-03-18]
Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
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#8946
SPEAK TRUTH, RAT GOD!
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Ian
[2024-03-17]
Mad Rat Dead on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8945
Damn, this is actually sick! ... Oh. Just kidding.
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Bengineering
[2024-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#8944
How much piss does one man need?
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Nelson
[2024-03-15]
Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
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#8943
Tits are pretty quality.
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Az
[2024-03-11]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
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#8942
I am immediately in your DMs talking about something horrible pretty much daily.
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Az
[2024-03-11]
Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
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#8941
Who put this microphone here?!"
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Wheeler
[2024-03-10]
SpellRogue on Is This Your Card?
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#8940
Shirtless in July, sailors delight!
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Wheeler
[2024-03-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8939
I have the conch, shut the fuck up.
—
Adam
[2024-03-08]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
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#8938
I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...
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Molly
[2024-03-03]
HeadBangers: Rhythm Royale on LRRMtG
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