LRRbot Quotes

Log in
This node doesn't working in test run.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join teacher Adam and student Nelson for a bout of fightymen. Game: Street Fighter 6) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (2:23 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #8958
    Punk and disco are not so dissimilar...
    — Cori [2024-04-01]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8957
    This all sounded so simple six hours ago.
    — Graham [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8956
    This is Love Bunny. I will fill you with eggs.
    — Matt [2024-03-30]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8955
    I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
    — Nelson [2024-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8954
    Make sure you get all of the greedys.
    — Paul [2024-03-29]
    Just Chatting on LRRMtG
  6. #8953
    You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.
    — Alex, on the NYPD [2024-03-27]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  7. #8952
    'Let the viewer decide?' god no.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Terraria on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8951
    It's okay. There's all this blood here.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Noita on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8950
    They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.
    — Beej [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  10. #8949
    I have a Big Daddy in my living room.
    — Angel [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  11. #8948
    No one has skin like you, Beej!
    — Cori [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  12. #8947
    Maybe I have weird tastes.
    — Beej, on ASMR [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  13. #8946
    SPEAK TRUTH, RAT GOD!
    — Ian [2024-03-17]
    Mad Rat Dead on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8945
    Damn, this is actually sick! ... Oh. Just kidding.
    — Bengineering [2024-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Oki Oki Fight Club
  15. #8944
    How much piss does one man need?
    — Nelson [2024-03-15]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  16. #8943
    Tits are pretty quality.
    — Az [2024-03-11]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  17. #8942
    I am immediately in your DMs talking about something horrible pretty much daily.
    — Az [2024-03-11]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  18. #8941
    Who put this microphone here?!"
    — Wheeler [2024-03-10]
    SpellRogue on Is This Your Card?
  19. #8940
    Shirtless in July, sailors delight!
    — Wheeler [2024-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8939
    I have the conch, shut the fuck up.
    — Adam [2024-03-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  21. #8938
    I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...
    — Molly [2024-03-03]
    HeadBangers: Rhythm Royale on LRRMtG
  22. #8937
    If it's a video game, just assume I haven't played it.
    — Wheeler [2024-03-03]
    SpellRogue on LRRMtG
  23. #8936
    We should blue more often.
    — Ben [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #8935
    Let me tell you about my collection of Sonic Feet.
    — Bengineering [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #8934
    Everyone needs to have a bad friend with them at all times.
    — Heather [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK