Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#8866
I was joking about the hacksaw, but I've changed my mind!
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James
[2023-12-18]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8865
This cat is canonically a jugalo.
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Wheeler
[2023-12-17]
Cobalt Core on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8864
We found the hole; now I have things for it.
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Heather
[2023-12-16]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8863
Ian...I just wanna study you.
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Jordynne
[2023-12-11]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
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#8862
I've never needed a reason to just do whatever I want.
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Heather
[2023-12-10]
A Highland Song on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8861
Does that mean I don't have the clown torso?
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Heather
[2023-12-09]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8860
I was unfunny before I had kids." "I've been making bad jokes my entire life!
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Nelson and Graham
[2023-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8859
I'm farming engagement from chat.
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Adam
[2023-12-08]
Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
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#8858
I would poke a frog in the butt.
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Cori
[2023-12-04]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8857
The mouth isn't a rhythm thing, it's just for eating.
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Heather
[2023-12-03]
Life Is Not Auto on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8856
I just like gathering information!
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Kathleen
[2023-12-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8855
It's not my fault.
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Heather, insistently and repeatedly
[2023-11-29]
Board Games on AFK
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#8854
Unfortunately, money is not monkey.
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Ben
[2023-11-29]
Board Games on AFK
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#8853
My orbs are a gift to the world.
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Serge
[2023-11-28]
Death Must Die on Crossing the Streams
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#8852
Wheeler is the most responsible streamer of all of us.
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Heather
[2023-11-26]
None on Friday Night Paper Fight
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#8851
You can expose kids to fire, and that's okay.
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Heather
[2023-11-24]
Just Chatting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#8850
Oh shit, where'd my brain go?
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Alex
[2023-11-22]
Games + Demos on Crossing the Streams
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#8849
I'm just here to lend a certain chaotic "je ne sais quoi" to the proceedings.
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Kathleen
[2023-11-20]
Republic of Jungle on Crossing the Streams
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#8848
Anyone else want a faceful of air?
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Kathleen
[2023-11-18]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#8847
VST, what's my favorite memory?
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Carrie
[2023-11-18]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#8846
We should probably just say 'not a cult' after everything we do ever.
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James
[2023-11-18]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#8845
I don't need to win; I just need James to lose.
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Wiggins
[2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#8844
I can't believe it's not cult!
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Graham
[2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#8843
We're going in with big suck, right?
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Graham
[2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#8842
You have a microphone, Graham, you can do anything with a microphone!
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Julie
[2023-11-17]
None on Crossing the Streams
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