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  1. #9026
    Isn't it Obama that gets 13 orphans?
    — Wheeler [2024-06-16]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  2. #9025
    Everything I've been saying has been completely valid and correct.
    — Ian [2024-06-16]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  3. #9024
    All moist, all the time.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  4. #9023
    Why is Kirby real?!
    — Cori [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  5. #9022
    Under the circumstances, we can ignore that.
    — Cori [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  6. #9021
    The line between fruit and car is very small in this world.
    — Cori [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  7. #9020
    Somebody knows what I'm talking about and is screaming right now.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  8. #9019
    Reading chat at all is absolutely the worst idea.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  9. #9018
    There's a person inside of the sushi?!
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  10. #9017
    I am receiving answers in chat and I have already forgotten the question.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  11. #9016
    I paid for rain this year.
    — Ian [2024-06-15]
    Assetto Corsa on Unknown
  12. #9015
    I don't know how you're supposed to get your money back out of banana.
    — Graham [2024-06-14]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  13. #9014
    I think I mull here. [...] Uh-oh.
    — Cameron [2024-06-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  14. #9013
    My new personality is Crabomination.
    — Cori [2024-06-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  15. #9012
    I have never wanted to read what is occurring in chat less.
    — Az [2024-06-10]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  16. #9011
    We're in the teeth zone now.
    — Cori [2024-06-10]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  17. #9010
    It's pride month, fuck the cops.
    — TXC2 [2024-06-09]
    Mahjong Soul on Is This Your Card?
  18. #9009
    Oh no, it's a hat! Run!
    — Paul [2024-06-07]
    Special Events on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #9008
    Oh worm? On goon?
    — Wheeler [2024-06-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  20. #9007
    I get Silvester Stallone and Ash Ketchum mixed up all the time.
    — Adam [2024-06-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  21. #9006
    I looked TOO you, YOU looked AT me.
    — Nelson, to Adam [2024-06-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  22. #9005
    I blame James, although to be fair I blame James for most things.
    — Alex [2024-06-06]
    Pacific Drive on Play it Forward
  23. #9004
    Sometimes art is just knowing when to stop putting glitter on everything.
    — Cori [2024-06-03]
    SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
  24. #9003
    Can I... set the donut on fire?
    — Cori [2024-06-03]
    SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator on Can't Draw Horses Club
  25. #9002
    Don't discount the abillty of smooth brained people to be entertaining.
    — Kathleen [2024-05-31]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG