Quotes – LRRbot

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#8786

I love you, bag of hair.

— James [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8785

I'm a wholesale grocer, cause I ship fruit.

— Carrie [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8784

We are praying for your downfall, Bonbon.

— Matt [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8783

It's the circle of egg.

— Cori, singing [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8782

Hey baby, you wanna interface our teeth?

— Paul [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8781

Imagine three holes.

— Cori [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8780

I only came with the one stick.

— Gibb [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8779

Have you ever wanted to hear meat slapping on teeth?

— Rachel [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8778

You've broken the hole!

— Ian [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8777

Why does the table look like it's constantly experiencing pain?

— Graham [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8776

Ian! Stop helping!

— Matt Wiggins [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8775

What a horrible challenge! Great job, chat!

— Kathleen [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8774

I wish I could be a little more coherent, but I am full of emotions and hot sauce.

— Jacob [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8773

I'm going to be joining my bone friends.

— Andy [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8772

Other things that are charred are nice.

— Carrie [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8771

You can fit so many teeth in this chair.

— Ashton [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8770

You can't fire me; I'm not getting paid.

— Matt [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8769

I'm having an absolute blast watching chat try to explain Me to somebody in the chat that doesn't know who I am.

— Beej [2023-11-13]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8768

If I murder *enough*, I'll still have a microphone.

— Julie [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8767

Pack 1, pick 1: the kitchen sponge.

— Jordan [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8766

Drugs, drugs, drugs, some are good, some are great; drugs, drugs, drugs, don't ask me to elaborate.

— Julie [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8765

I keep accidentally murdering Grimace.

— Rachel [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8764

You are all just one round of beer away from becoming me.

— Julie [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8763

Wikipedia can't be wrong.

— Wiggins [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8762

I bored all of you for ten dollars.

— Kathleen [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams