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  1. #8840
    Does anyone want to play I've Got A Sword?
    — Kathleen [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8839
    This isn't the lost nut.
    — Jacob [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8838
    Be ready, youths; I'm coming for you and your opinions.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8837
    All right, no one else likes food.
    — Erika [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8836
    If you'd like to ruin your life and start playing Final Fantasy XIV, let me know.
    — Jacob, to Andy [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8835
    I didn't think the cardboard would be this sticky.
    — Jacob [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8834
    Can I be dismissed to the ethereal plane?
    — Jordan [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8833
    (off-screen cackling)
    — Jacob [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8832
    In the past we've had news reporters come in. And none of them had to get fired in disgrace or anything.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8831
    Join me, you'll never leave. Not a cult.
    — TQ [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8830
    This donut shall remain sad and lonely.
    — James [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8829
    Now people are trying to tell me the Offspring isn't ska.
    — Cori [2023-11-17]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8828
    Love me some bisexual Hamlet.
    — Julie [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8827
    You look like a spermy whale specimen.
    — Ben [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8826
    I'll go suck some sap out of this tree. Oh, that was awful, why did I do that?
    — Graham [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8825
    Welcome to Equaling Matt Wiggins here on 92.1 The Squaaaaaaaaaat.
    — Graham [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8824
    There's more than one way to cube a cat.
    — Wiggins [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8823
    I've always wanted to see James against Muppets.
    — Ian [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8822
    Okay stop crabs.
    — Graham [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8821
    Graham is receiving meat in the corner.
    — Jordan [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8820
    This is no mouth.
    — Graham [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8819
    Like a responsible visitor to a state park, I shall leave only footprints and psychic damage.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8818
    That's just going to be a loop of the explosion dragon.
    — Jacob [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8817
    Dale is a helper and he makes dreams come true (mostly his own).
    — Kathleen [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8816
    Would I lie to you? Absolutely! I 100% would.
    — Jacob [2023-11-16]
    None on Crossing the Streams