Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4559

We opened the box, we got a disease.

— Cori [2017-12-20]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4558

I don't know if I could handle it if Adam was mad at me.

— Cameron [2017-12-20]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4557

The 2 Genders: Female and Abomination

— Graham [2017-12-20]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4556

'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'

— Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
None on Unknown
#4555

The absence of drugs is not awesome.

— Ian [2017-12-13]
None on Unknown
#4554

It's okay everyone that man was retroactively naughty.

— Cameron, With regards to Santa killing people. [2017-12-19]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4553

Thank you, that was really thoughtful!

— Alex, to Ben, after hearing a vomit sound effect from his gift [2017-12-16]
Creative on Unknown
#4552

Ho ho holy shit

— Cameron [2017-12-16]
Creative on Unknown
#4551

They're good dogs, Booj.

— Serge [2017-12-16]
Creative on Unknown
#4550

I used to think LRRMTG games were real, like WWE, but it turns out they're fake, like boxing.

— Ben [2017-12-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#4549

Oh! Health anus.

— Alex [2017-12-14]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4548

Don't go away, more BS after this!

— Ian [2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4547

If the cat wants some crack, it's gonna break your window and steal your television.

— Ian [2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4546

Could you imagine going back in time and using a fidget spinner as a slammer?

— Ian [2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4545

What happens on discord must go to #politics.

— PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
None on One More
#4544

It rubs the mayo on its lamb or else it gets the hose again.

— Matt [2017-12-13]
None on One More
#4543

Don't trust Big Tomato! Down with Big Tomato!

— Ben [2017-12-11]
Creative on LRRMtG
#4542

I want you to do some knifing.

— Kathleen, to Bengineering [2017-12-11]
Creative on LRRMtG
#4541

Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!

— Heather [2017-12-10]
Games + Demos on LRRMtG
#4540

That's what they call me, Three Foot Mark.

— Mark Rosewater [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4539

Is a house a tree?

— Serge [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4538

Dignity is a strong word for what we're doing.

— Kathleen [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4537

It's just a bunch of snakes wearing a collar!

— Graham [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4536

I wish I hadn't thrown away my robo-stegosaur.

— Graham [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4535

The caboose is the "uke" of the train.

— Ian [2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE