Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4631
It's never moles the size of ticks, is it? It's always ticks the size of moles
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Paul,
of burrowing mole-ticks
[2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4630
Clearly our heroes think the mistake was not theirs.
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Dale
[2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4629
Dice Friends: Starring goodish people.
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Paul
[2018-01-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
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#4628
A lot of things are very pretty when you're not actually in danger of dying from them.
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Beej
[2018-01-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
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#4627
Oh my god, When I'm glowing you can't see through my veil
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Ian
[2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
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#4626
Don't take my dreams of being a beautiful drum bride away from me, Heather.
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Ian
[2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
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#4625
Oh my god, I have to be a bride
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Ian
[2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
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#4624
I refuse to make dumb jokes.
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James
[2018-01-27]
Creative on Bonus Stream
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#4623
It's like a magic we can understand!
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Ian
[2018-01-27]
Creative on Bonus Stream
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#4622
Ben, if you're going to have a meltdown, can you have it on camera please?
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Kathleen
[2018-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
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#4621
Normally I'm not nice, and there's a reason why: it's because I prefer winning to being friends.
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Kathleen
[2018-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
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#4620
straps could be fun
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beej
[2018-01-26]
Ladykiller in a Bind on Bonus Stream
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#4619
What a stupid game.
—
Kathleen,
while playing My Horse Prince
[2018-01-26]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
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#4618
I GOTTA TUNA!
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LeeLee
[2018-01-26]
None on Beej's Backlog
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#4617
You discrace the daddyland!
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Cameron
[2018-01-25]
Papers, Please on Talking Simulator
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#4616
Ugh, Risk for 12 hours? I would rather do a 24-hour stream of anything else.
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James
[2018-01-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4615
I got too wound up making fun of Ian.
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James
[2018-01-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4614
Spirit! Reveal to me whether or not I am back on my bullshit!
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Ian
[2018-01-24]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
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#4613
I've played so many horror games, nothing phases me anymore. I'm so dead inside.
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Alex
[2018-01-24]
Alone in the Dark 3 on Let's NOPE
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#4612
If you're comfortable soldering, every wire is replacable!
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Ian
[2018-01-23]
Creative on One More
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#4611
They drilled me in the pan, like, 3 times.
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El_Funko
[2018-01-23]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4610
I don't believe you, but thanks for the help.
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James
[2018-01-23]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4609
I beat it very well.
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Beej
[2018-01-22]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
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#4608
I'm giving you advantage because you're threatening her with her own leg.
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Dale
[2018-01-22]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
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#4607
I find that funny, and not just because I'm on cold medication.
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Kathleen
[2018-01-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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