Quotes – LRRbot

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#4584

A beach is less granular than Dwarf Fortress!

— Alex [2018-01-04]
FTL: Faster Than Light on Talking Simulator
#4583

I'm going to wait over here, let me know when you're done. This is how love works.

— Paul [2018-01-03]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
#4582

You can't simultaneously jump on each others' heads.

— Paul [2018-01-03]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
#4581

This Google search was a mistake.

— Graham [2018-01-03]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4580

Wowie-zowie, we fuckin' did it!

— Graham [2018-01-03]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4579

I want to see more of the "story", but we'd have to figure out how to play this game.

— Graham [2018-01-03]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4578

She was walking pretty confidently for someone who didn't know she could turn into a giant freakin' phoenix.

— Graham [2018-01-03]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4577

Oh no, my hair parts!

— Alex [2018-01-03]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4576

I need more horse blood

— James [2018-01-03]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4575

I think taking double damage is super good.

— Ian [2017-12-31]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#4574

I think you're still making me go left for some reason.

— Ian [2017-12-31]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#4573

I don't want to alarm you, but... it's perfect.

— James [2017-12-30]
None on Watch and Play
#4572

I like it when I can do things you tell me to do.

— James, to Cameron [2017-12-30]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4571

Calm that ego down? The ego's the only thing I have, though.

— Adam [2017-12-30]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4570

There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots.

— chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4569

nevermind I'm a god

— Adam [2017-12-30]
Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4568

A skeleton is just a zombie with less meat on it.

— Paul [2017-12-27]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4567

Paul, do you want to wear the Beej?

— Ben [2017-12-27]
Siren: Blood Curse on Let's NOPE
#4566

Oh god, you can see through my everything.

— Beej [2017-12-25]
Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
#4565

I saw it dangling there. I saw the angle of his dangle.

— Adam [2017-12-23]
Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4564

Fiddlesticks!

— Adam [2017-12-23]
Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4563

Phase transition my a**hole!

— Adam [2017-12-23]
Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4562

Do things that make you happy.

— Kathleen [2017-12-22]
Ladykiller in a Bind on Now Kiss!
#4561

I need to find a butthole.

— Cameron [2017-12-21]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4560

Can you imagine backing into a cactus in VR?

— Graham [2017-12-20]
None on Watch and Play