Quotes – LRRbot

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#4489

That woman had a family, and I killed all of them.

— Beej [2017-11-13]
Super Mario Odyssey on One More
#4488

We get healthcare, but they take away our razors, just to be safe.

— Graham [2017-11-13]
Super Mario Odyssey on One More
#4487

Always know where your stick is.

— Heather [2017-11-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4486

It's good down there but it's also good up here. It's good everywhere.

— Ian [2017-11-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4485

I'm going to squeeze the drums between my thighs.

— Ian [2017-11-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4484

The Beej has tasted the blood of mortals. Is this the beginning of the end for us all?

— Serge [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4483

Magic has a lot of cards and smells.

— Serge [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4482

Don't use your judge logic on me, you dong!

— Ben, to Serge [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4481

Y'know, success! The not-mistake!

— Ben [2017-11-10]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#4480

Are we being strung along by a horse lothario?

— Kathleen [2017-11-10]
Magical Diary on Now Kiss!
#4479

Could you idiots let us steal your shit in peace, please?

— Cameron [2017-11-09]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4478

My trick is I never give a shit.

— James [2017-11-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4477

You're not wrong. And when you're not wrong, you're right.

— James [2017-11-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4476

Streaming Magic would be great if it wasn't for the viewers.

— Cameron [2017-11-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4475

I feel like buying somebody tickets for a cruise is easier than putting your mouth on their genitals.

— Ben [2017-11-08]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4474

CONTINUOUS. ENTHUSIASTIC. CRUISE.

— Beej [2017-11-08]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4473

Hang on, just let me phase through my desk.

— Ben [2017-11-08]
The Park on Let's NOPE
#4472

I think that all that matters is I was flawless and perfect.

— James [2017-11-07]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4471

LoadingReadyRun does not endorse drug use.

— Alex [2017-11-07]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4470

Nobody ever wakes up in the morning and is like 'Man, I really want to watch a game that's for babies.'

— Adam [2017-11-07]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4469

Today we do sloth!

— James [2017-11-07]
Call of Duty: WWII on New Day Tewsday
#4468

Is it Dio? If it's Dio you have to tell me!

— Beej [2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4467

Dracula sure does love his gumballs.

— Ian [2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4466

Graham, would you like some pain?

— Ian [2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4465

I need a bayonet for my banjo!

— Ian [2017-11-05]
PaRappa the Rapper 2 on Rhythm Cafe