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  1. #4773
    I was knocked prone...to death.
    — Beej [2018-03-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #4772
    You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us.
    — Paul [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  3. #4771
    I'm just gonna Steve.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  4. #4770
    I've seen the other side and it was just my mom being like 'You're in a lot of trouble and you're grounded for the next 20 years.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  5. #4769
    If I take you out, I'm not going to be afraid of you anymore.
    — Dale [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  6. #4768
    I don't want you to die...but I kinda want to see that happen.
    — Graham, as Snak, to Bontan [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  7. #4767
    Just because you're carrying around a bowl of brains doesn't mean you're not gonna have any problems!
    — Dale, as Jalli [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  8. #4766
    You ever teleport home naked and then you're like 'Oh! My wall is gone! That's embarassing.'
    — Graham [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  9. #4765
    One of them did a bazillion points of acid damage!
    — Dale, as Jalli [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  10. #4764
    Stay warm in that friendship fire.
    — Heather [2018-03-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  11. #4763
    I'm constantly told numbers are meaningful somehow.
    — Heather [2018-03-11]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #4762
    Just sit, and watch some Christmas.
    — Beej [2018-03-11]
    The Polynomial: Space of the Music on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #4761
    Please say we can die more.
    — Beej [2018-03-11]
    The Polynomial: Space of the Music on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #4760
    The Constitution is not in Papyrus.
    — Graham [2018-03-09]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  15. #4759
    Do you know where this bottle of wine came from?
    — Alex [2018-03-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #4758
    What's the opposite of "encore"?
    — Paul [2018-03-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #4757
    It's astounding, you look like an alien I don't want to have sex with.
    — Beej [2018-03-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #4756
    $10 for a dusty head.
    — Beej [2018-03-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #4755
    It's not some sort of ass rock?
    — Ben [2018-03-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4754
    I have to go. Something really ironic just happened to me.
    — Cori [2018-03-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  21. #4753
    The watchful eye of chat keeps us honest.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-09]
    None on The Crapshoot
  22. #4752
    I've got a thing for the dead, I love the dead, often
    — Jacob [2018-03-09]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  23. #4751
    I feel thoroughly shlorped
    — Jacob [2018-03-09]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  24. #4750
    ELLIPSES!
    — Jacob, repeatedly [2018-03-09]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
  25. #4749
    Don't lick people!
    — Kathleen [2018-03-09]
    Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!