Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4550
I used to think LRRMTG games were real, like WWE, but it turns out they're fake, like boxing.
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Ben
[2017-12-15]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
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#4549
Oh! Health anus.
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Alex
[2017-12-14]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
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#4548
Don't go away, more BS after this!
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Ian
[2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4547
If the cat wants some crack, it's gonna break your window and steal your television.
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Ian
[2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4546
Could you imagine going back in time and using a fidget spinner as a slammer?
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Ian
[2017-12-13]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4545
What happens on discord must go to #politics.
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PhoenixMelior
[2017-12-13]
None on One More
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#4544
It rubs the mayo on its lamb or else it gets the hose again.
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Matt
[2017-12-13]
None on One More
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#4543
Don't trust Big Tomato! Down with Big Tomato!
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Ben
[2017-12-11]
Creative on LRRMtG
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#4542
I want you to do some knifing.
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Kathleen,
to Bengineering
[2017-12-11]
Creative on LRRMtG
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#4541
Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!
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Heather
[2017-12-10]
Games + Demos on LRRMtG
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#4540
That's what they call me, Three Foot Mark.
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Mark Rosewater
[2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4539
Is a house a tree?
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Serge
[2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4538
Dignity is a strong word for what we're doing.
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Kathleen
[2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4537
It's just a bunch of snakes wearing a collar!
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Graham
[2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4536
I wish I hadn't thrown away my robo-stegosaur.
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Graham
[2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4535
The caboose is the "uke" of the train.
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Ian
[2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
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#4534
Beej is a very distracting man.
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Kathleen
[2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
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#4533
A tunnel is a tube with a cave at each end.
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Paul
[2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
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#4532
Do you want to try to make the highlights tonight?
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Ian,
to Beej
[2017-12-04]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
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#4531
Somebody slap a chip on me and I'll be an Amiibo.
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Kathleen
[2017-12-04]
None on Unknown
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#4530
Always listen to Heather.
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Ian
[2017-12-03]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
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#4529
'This is a world full of horrors, Heather.' 'I dunno, seems pretty colourful.' 'Colourful horrors!'
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Ian and Heather
[2017-12-03]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
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#4528
Why gravity no?
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Ian
[2017-12-03]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
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#4527
Sometimes you regret things that you say. And by "you" I mean "me".
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Ian
[2017-12-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4526
Stupid dead robot made me feel bad for murdering it for no reason...
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Cameron
[2017-11-30]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
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