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  1. #4834
    Where you going little buddy? Do you, do you want to join your mom in hell?
    — Serge, While herding cats [2018-03-24]
    None on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #4833
    Oh really? you judge my stripping?
    — Adam [2018-03-24]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #4832
    I'm looking at the rules document here, and it does say you can work him over with a tire iron. It was errataed.
    — Paul [2018-03-23]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #4831
    Chat can't talk about my misplays if I distract them with goofy shenanigans!
    — Graham [2018-03-23]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #4830
    That's sad; no monkey.
    — Ben [2018-03-23]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #4829
    Spoilers: Heather's the smart one.
    — Alex [2018-03-23]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  7. #4828
    If you wanna win back my friendship, chug that bottle of scotch.
    — James [2018-03-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #4827
    Remember what they say: If you love a place, let off a bunch of missiles.
    — Paul [2018-03-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #4826
    They're 100% legitimate tree meat.
    — Cameron, of Wyrmwood products [2018-03-21]
    Board Games on AFK
  10. #4824
    Classic Nightbook
    — Adam, repeatedly [2018-03-20]
    Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
  11. #4823
    nightbook is the insta kill of 2018
    — Adam [2018-03-20]
    Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
  12. #4821
    I was so rude I killed something!
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  13. #4820
    You can gain demonic powers and not do bad!
    — Dale, as Bebbo [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #4819
    I'm a terrible necromancer!
    — Beej, as Bontan, victoriously [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4818
    I'm a necromancer.
    — Beej, as Bontan, resigned [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4817
    Hey, I know you! *stab*
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4816
    I'm just trying to make sure that we don't have a 'Genie, make me a ham sandwich' scenario!
    — Graham [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4815
    There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!
    — Dale [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4814
    I'll give you advantage if you lick it!
    — Dale [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  20. #4813
    'Have 19 points of damage, Snak.' 'I don't want them...'
    — Dale and Graham [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  21. #4812
    'He's kind of mostly head. He's head with 3 claws and 7 wings.' 'He's like a mochi dumpling.'
    — Dale and Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  22. #4811
    Allegedly.
    — Graham [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  23. #4810
    They made me an offer I couldn't refuse, which was 'We'll make you more powerful and you'll have a tail.'
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  24. #4809
    My bowels are empty and my brain is full.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
  25. #4808
    We've given Heather too much power.
    — Kathleen [2018-03-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG