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  1. #4511
    I have nothing bad to say about Beej.
    — James, disappointed [2017-11-21]
    None on Unknown
  2. #4510
    Are any of us good at things?
    — Cameron [2017-11-21]
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  3. #4509
    I'm not weird!
    — Beej [2017-11-21]
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  4. #4508
    It's like, why Edmonton of all places? But that's something you ask often when you live in Edmonton.
    — Beej [2017-11-20]
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  5. #4507
    'Why did it get so uncomfortably sexual?' Well it's Beej and Ian, what do you want?
    — Graham [2017-11-19]
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  6. #4506
    I don't really care what happens to my body.
    — Beej [2017-11-19]
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  7. #4505
    Is it cannibalism if it's your own organs?
    — Matt [2017-11-19]
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  8. #4504
    We can be super horny, we just can't do anything about it.
    — Ian [2017-11-19]
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  9. #4503
    Bus King is a title you hold in your heart, not in your pants.
    — Kathleen [2017-11-19]
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  10. #4502
    I can't be the only one who thinks coffee is sexy, right?
    — Serge [2017-11-19]
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  11. #4501
    Your meat tastes better when you're satisfied.
    — Alex [2017-11-18]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #4500
    Don't drink to excess. It's not fun.
    — Andy [2017-11-18]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #4499
    Good things are nice.
    — Ben [2017-11-18]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #4498
    I feel like I was a strict upgrade.
    — Matt [2017-11-17]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #4497
    Wow, so viral. I can feel myself getting sick of them already.
    — Alex [2017-11-17]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #4496
    The minute we flip a dong, this whole thing caves in.
    — Alex [2017-11-17]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #4495
    24, smoke weed every hour.
    — Ian [2017-11-17]
    Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #4494
    If there's one thing we're known for, it's how unabashedly randy we all are.
    — Graham [2017-11-15]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #4493
    I often one hand it.
    — James [2017-11-14]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  20. #4492
    I'm not "hipster-level" v-neck.
    — Ben [2017-11-14]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  21. #4491
    I hope you don't have any weird things.
    — Beej [2017-11-14]
    Super Mario Odyssey on One More
  22. #4490
    Well fine, if you want to point out *facts*...
    — Heather, to Beej [2017-11-14]
    Super Mario Odyssey on One More
  23. #4489
    That woman had a family, and I killed all of them.
    — Beej [2017-11-13]
    Super Mario Odyssey on One More
  24. #4488
    We get healthcare, but they take away our razors, just to be safe.
    — Graham [2017-11-13]
    Super Mario Odyssey on One More
  25. #4487
    Always know where your stick is.
    — Heather [2017-11-12]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe