Quotes – LRRbot

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#4476

Streaming Magic would be great if it wasn't for the viewers.

— Cameron [2017-11-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4475

I feel like buying somebody tickets for a cruise is easier than putting your mouth on their genitals.

— Ben [2017-11-08]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4474

CONTINUOUS. ENTHUSIASTIC. CRUISE.

— Beej [2017-11-08]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4473

Hang on, just let me phase through my desk.

— Ben [2017-11-08]
The Park on Let's NOPE
#4472

I think that all that matters is I was flawless and perfect.

— James [2017-11-07]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4471

LoadingReadyRun does not endorse drug use.

— Alex [2017-11-07]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4470

Nobody ever wakes up in the morning and is like 'Man, I really want to watch a game that's for babies.'

— Adam [2017-11-07]
Destiny 2 on One More
#4469

Today we do sloth!

— James [2017-11-07]
Call of Duty: WWII on New Day Tewsday
#4468

Is it Dio? If it's Dio you have to tell me!

— Beej [2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4467

Dracula sure does love his gumballs.

— Ian [2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4466

Graham, would you like some pain?

— Ian [2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4465

I need a bayonet for my banjo!

— Ian [2017-11-05]
PaRappa the Rapper 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#4464

These have gotta be like the worst scores Dog Rates has given... so like a 7.

— Graham [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4463

Note to self: don't follow Graham.

— Andrew [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4462

I don't think we want to find Graham.

— Matt [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4461

I don't know, this isn't my bedroom.

— Matt [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4460

Well, it's progressque...

— Graham [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4459

While you were bathing, I was studying the sword.

— Graham [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4458

There's always a bigger codpiece.

— Graham [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4457

I know where this goes, I've seen enough Nickolodeon game shows.

— Graham [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4456

I just want you to know, four hours from now when we're screaming at each other, that I really like being friends with you.

— Andrew [2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
#4455

I'm full of lies, full disclosure.

— Serge [2017-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4454

The chat's good for something!

— Ian [2017-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4453

Put your finger in the butt, put your finger in the butt~

— Alex, singing [2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4452

Oh look! A healing butthole.

— Cameron [2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator