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  1. #4476
    Streaming Magic would be great if it wasn't for the viewers.
    — Cameron [2017-11-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #4475
    I feel like buying somebody tickets for a cruise is easier than putting your mouth on their genitals.
    — Ben [2017-11-08]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  3. #4474
    CONTINUOUS. ENTHUSIASTIC. CRUISE.
    — Beej [2017-11-08]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  4. #4473
    Hang on, just let me phase through my desk.
    — Ben [2017-11-08]
    The Park on Let's NOPE
  5. #4472
    I think that all that matters is I was flawless and perfect.
    — James [2017-11-07]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  6. #4471
    LoadingReadyRun does not endorse drug use.
    — Alex [2017-11-07]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  7. #4470
    Nobody ever wakes up in the morning and is like 'Man, I really want to watch a game that's for babies.'
    — Adam [2017-11-07]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  8. #4469
    Today we do sloth!
    — James [2017-11-07]
    Call of Duty: WWII on New Day Tewsday
  9. #4468
    Is it Dio? If it's Dio you have to tell me!
    — Beej [2017-11-06]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  10. #4467
    Dracula sure does love his gumballs.
    — Ian [2017-11-06]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  11. #4466
    Graham, would you like some pain?
    — Ian [2017-11-06]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  12. #4465
    I need a bayonet for my banjo!
    — Ian [2017-11-05]
    PaRappa the Rapper 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #4464
    These have gotta be like the worst scores Dog Rates has given... so like a 7.
    — Graham [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  14. #4463
    Note to self: don't follow Graham.
    — Andrew [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  15. #4462
    I don't think we want to find Graham.
    — Matt [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  16. #4461
    I don't know, this isn't my bedroom.
    — Matt [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  17. #4460
    Well, it's progressque...
    — Graham [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  18. #4459
    While you were bathing, I was studying the sword.
    — Graham [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  19. #4458
    There's always a bigger codpiece.
    — Graham [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  20. #4457
    I know where this goes, I've seen enough Nickolodeon game shows.
    — Graham [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  21. #4456
    I just want you to know, four hours from now when we're screaming at each other, that I really like being friends with you.
    — Andrew [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  22. #4455
    I'm full of lies, full disclosure.
    — Serge [2017-11-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
  23. #4454
    The chat's good for something!
    — Ian [2017-11-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
  24. #4453
    Put your finger in the butt, put your finger in the butt~
    — Alex, singing [2017-11-02]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator
  25. #4452
    Oh look! A healing butthole.
    — Cameron [2017-11-02]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator