Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4676

I am an elf and I am in touch with the spirit of nature and the spirit of nature says we look delicious!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4675

Some people don't even get punched, if they're nice.

— Paul [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4674

Even without Dale making things up, there are carnivorous trees on Chult.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4673

Made from the bones of skins and the trees of beasts

— Beej [2018-02-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4672

Let's let the computer make all of our decisions!

— Heather [2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
#4671

We have to experience the Donkey's Groove!

— Ian [2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
#4670

Never let your relationships become externally combustible, that'll blow up in your face.

— Ian [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4669

Kids are disturbing.

— Beej [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4668

We're very dirty.

— Ian [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4667

Things do not look good for our hero, assuming your hero is me.

— Graham [2018-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#4666

Ah, Graham remembered my face.

— Serge [2018-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#4665

I cringed myself into a charlie horse!

— Cameron [2018-02-08]
Life Is Strange: Before the Storm on Talking Simulator
#4664

Don't forget to like, squeet, and subscribe.

— Dix [2018-02-07]
None on LRRMtG
#4663

Ah, the squeet taste of victory.

— Ian [2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#4662

Squeet!

— Ian [2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#4661

Grab the bear by the bear-lasers.

— Cameron [2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#4659

If everyone except you is having a bear problem, you are the bear problem.

— Paul [2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#4658

They have more bears than I have nukes. Now I know how the Americans felt.

— Cameron [2018-02-07]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#4657

I want a Beej! I would like to have a Beej.

— Alex [2018-02-07]
Alone in the Dark 3 on LRRMtG
#4656

the solution is more cows in jars

— James [2018-02-07]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4655

Next morning, you pack up a pic-i-nic skeleton.

— Dale [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4654

A funny thing happened on the way to the jungle.

— Beej [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4653

I was picturing something that Dr. Seuss would draw while high.

— Dale [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4652

They were quite nice to me right up until they framed me for arson.

— Paul [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4651

"Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."

— Paul, of Dale's DM improv technique [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG