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  1. #4539
    Is a house a tree?
    — Serge [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #4538
    Dignity is a strong word for what we're doing.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #4537
    It's just a bunch of snakes wearing a collar!
    — Graham [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #4536
    I wish I hadn't thrown away my robo-stegosaur.
    — Graham [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #4535
    The caboose is the "uke" of the train.
    — Ian [2017-12-06]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  6. #4534
    Beej is a very distracting man.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-06]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  7. #4533
    A tunnel is a tube with a cave at each end.
    — Paul [2017-12-06]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  8. #4532
    Do you want to try to make the highlights tonight?
    — Ian, to Beej [2017-12-04]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  9. #4531
    Somebody slap a chip on me and I'll be an Amiibo.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-04]
    None on Unknown
  10. #4530
    Always listen to Heather.
    — Ian [2017-12-03]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #4529
    'This is a world full of horrors, Heather.' 'I dunno, seems pretty colourful.' 'Colourful horrors!'
    — Ian and Heather [2017-12-03]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #4528
    Why gravity no?
    — Ian [2017-12-03]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #4527
    Sometimes you regret things that you say. And by "you" I mean "me".
    — Ian [2017-12-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #4526
    Stupid dead robot made me feel bad for murdering it for no reason...
    — Cameron [2017-11-30]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator
  15. #4525
    What is a peg board if not a waffle?
    — Paul [2017-11-30]
    Minecraft on 18 Games & Counting
  16. #4524
    You turned all the Beejs into ghosts!
    — Paul [2017-11-30]
    Minecraft on 18 Games & Counting
  17. #4523
    It's getting warm in here / I have to wear my clothes.
    — Beej [2017-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  18. #4522
    Never challenge chat, they'll lrrEFF you up.
    — Cameron [2017-11-28]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  19. #4521
    When people say "Oh I'm in the weird part of the internet again," that's us.
    — Ben [2017-11-28]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  20. #4520
    SorrrrRY Mr. Perfect Poop.
    — Jordan, to Ben [2017-11-28]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  21. #4519
    Don't worry, you pee when you die!
    — Cameron [2017-11-28]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  22. #4518
    We can have some fun with the nuts.
    — Graham, TTSF Cooking [2017-11-28]
    Creative on Unknown
  23. #4517
    Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's okay.
    — Graham [2017-11-27]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
  24. #4516
    Vote lizard - vote Kathleen
    — Kathleen [2017-11-22]
    None on Unknown
  25. #4515
    Self love: it's very important.
    — Kathleen [2017-11-22]
    None on Unknown

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