Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4707

For 2$ I can download an app that selectively denies me porn.

— Paul [2018-02-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4706

Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers.

— Paul [2018-02-22]
None on Unknown
#4705

May the best wizard who isn't Beej win.

— Nelson [2018-02-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4704

I haven't read enough to know whether I love Dick.

— adi_pie [2018-02-23]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4703

Things are getting powerfully fine in here.

— Cameron [2018-02-23]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
#4702

Like my mother would always tell me, I'm a constant disappointment.

— Cameron, while winning [2018-02-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4701

It's me, the alphabet genius!

— Ben [2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
#4700

I wonder if we can Geoguessr into ice cream again.

— Alex [2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
#4699

Well I guess we're gonna roast a gerbil.

— Graham [2018-02-20]
Metal Gear Survive on New Day Tewsday
#4698

I'm not very persuasive, I'm just fluffy.

— Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4697

I have scary-thing cunning.

— Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4696

'I would let her sneak attack herself.' 'As your attorney...don't.'

— Dale and Graham [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4695

Just put your blood into the wand and go to sleep. What could go wrong?

— Graham [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4694

I'm a helper!

— Dale [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4693

You have ways to mitigate the falling. Stopping falling is not one of them.

— Dale [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4692

Sometimes you win, sometimes you get killed by titylicker69.

— El_Funko [2018-02-13]
None on One More
#4691

Yes, the weasel is a noble animal!

— Cameron [2018-02-16]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
#4690

Stop having...things.

— Graham [2018-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4689

Don't touch gutter-puck.

— Kathleen [2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4688

It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills.

— Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4687

Old man dick. Old man dick. OLD MAN DICK!

— Ben and Alex [2018-02-14]
Remothered: Tormented Fathers on Let's NOPE
#4686

When somebody has a whole bunch of drugs, they always put it behind a door that says 'Hey, don't do these drugs!'

— Beej [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4685

Dale specifically requested that we all kill ourselves at once.

— Kathleen [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4684

If you want lots of information, you should lick it.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4683

I think your face is in a fluid.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe