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  1. #4885
    You can't get mad at things when you're tired!
    — Ben [2018-04-16]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  2. #4884
    A lot of things would be awesome if they would happen.
    — Cameron [2018-04-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #4883
    I'M FIGHTING!
    — Adam, during Magic [2018-04-13]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #4882
    It's never *my* fault.
    — Adam [2018-04-10]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  5. #4881
    I've got friends, theoretically!
    — James [2018-04-10]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  6. #4880
    Legs are for Closers
    — Cori [2018-04-10]
    Extinction on New Day Tewsday
  7. #4879
    We're not afraid of looking stupid.
    — Graham [2018-04-06]
    None on The Crapshoot
  8. #4878
    Measure once, regret nothing!
    — RebelliousUno [2018-04-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #4877
    Release your hot dog juices and give me the old man
    — Ben [2018-04-03]
    The Adventure Pals on New Day Tewsday
  10. #4876
    Of all the Kathleen commercials ever done...that's one of them.
    — Cori [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  11. #4875
    Balance is overrated
    — Dale [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  12. #4874
    She's got nice cups.
    — Ian, as Aten, about Lenta's...cups? [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  13. #4873
    Trouble's my middle name! ...I wish it wasn't, it gets me into a lot of it.
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  14. #4872
    I love a well-maintained log.
    — Kathleen, as Daji [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  15. #4871
    I wanna be the coolest guy in jail!
    — Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  16. #4870
    I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!
    — Ben [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  17. #4869
    The goat was thoroughly scaped.
    — Cameron [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  18. #4868
    I'm a creature needing constant validation.
    — Cameron [2018-04-02]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
  19. #4867
    I think I accidentally a bomb.
    — Ian [2018-04-01]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4866
    Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?
    — Heather [2018-04-01]
    Dark Souls on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4865
    Follow me to the dolly!
    — Beej [2018-03-30]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  22. #4864
    I once cut my friend's forehead because we were swordfighting with hockey sticks. I won.
    — Cameron [2018-03-29]
    Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
  23. #4863
    I tended to Beej once. I still have the bite marks.
    — James [2018-03-29]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #4862
    Of course it looks like a penis, it's a tower, with a capped top.
    — James [2018-03-28]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #4861
    They're not people, they're bandits.
    — Adam [2018-03-27]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs

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