Quotes – LRRbot

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#4909

She's still wearing all of her clothing, which is very respectful.

— Beej [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4908

Vore doesn't play well with most family audiences.

— Graham [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4907

In case anyone was wondering, it's better to not kidnap people.

— Paul [2018-04-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4906

Never read a book.

— Adam [2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4905

James doesn't eat Japanese food 'cause he's a scrub

— Heather [2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4904

"he's teaching him an important life lesson: never try

— Adam [2018-04-21]
God of War on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4903

I disrespected Yargle once...ONCE.

— Serge [2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4902

Protect the butt!

— Ben [2018-04-20]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#4901

Don't pierce it...or if you do, film it first.

— Graham, of a very inflated battery [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4900

The battery can't explode if it's not being powered, right?

— James [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4899

You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall.

— Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4898

Stop looking at it, you're making them sharks!

— Alex [2018-04-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4897

You'll see some smoke, that's how you'll know it worked.

— Beej [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4896

This is literally just, like, a shiv. Why do we have this?

— Paul [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4895

I've got pockets, too, which is a dangerous thing to have.

— Ian [2018-04-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4894

Everybody is immortal until they die

— Paul [2018-04-19]
Grim Dawn on Games of Chance
#4893

Stay away from my ring!

— James [2018-04-18]
Board Games on AFK
#4892

It's good sometimes to blow off some steam and just poop on pictures of buildings.

— mtvcdm [2018-04-17]
None on Talking Simulator
#4891

Is that just family? people whose lives we ruin and they're OK with it?

— Ian [2018-04-17]
Yakuza 6: The Song of Life on New Day Tewsday
#4890

Do not heckle Matt.

— James [2018-04-15]
None on Dice Friends
#4889

TFW you accidentally make the Fortress of Solitude...

— Cameron [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4888

I see your face, and I can see you're thinking something regarding balls!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4887

I'd like to have a happy face on my chest, with the eyeballs on my nipples.

— Ben [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4886

You rolled so bad you invented cellphones.

— Ian [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4885

You can't get mad at things when you're tired!

— Ben [2018-04-16]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends