Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4805
Protip: don't freeze your baby. They don't defrost well.
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Ian
[2018-03-18]
Floor Kids on LRRMtG
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#4804
Trust Ian selectively.
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Ian
[2018-03-18]
None on LRRMtG
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#4803
Chat is filled with dickweeds.
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Paul
[2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4802
THEY FLY???
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Cameron
[2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4801
I won the mulligan thingy!
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Serge
[2018-03-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#4800
Don't turn your mouth into an ATM for lies!
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Kathleen
[2018-03-16]
None on LRRMtG
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#4799
AAAAAAAAH-Ahmerica
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Alex
[2018-03-15]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
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#4798
Did you know fish scream? Well not really "scream" but they make a horrible gargling noise when you hit them in the head.
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Cameron
[2018-03-15]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
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#4797
People are delicious.
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Graham
[2018-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4796
Chat got it, 'cause they're booing me sufficiently.
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Professor
[2018-03-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4795
There's no brain in the tooth!
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4794
All according to keikaku! (Keikaku means dental plan.)
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4793
Most of my jokes are only for me anyway, let's be honest.
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Ian
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4792
Solving the world's problems with music is pretty good.
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Ben
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4791
Grab onto my chest like a Totoro! I'll tell you space facts!
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Ian
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4790
I was too busy being satisfied!
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Ben
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4788
Space fact: You can hear people scream in space but you just don't care!
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Ian
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4787
Let's all fail together!
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Heather
[2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
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#4786
Sometimes I'll just recruit guys, then strip all their gear off
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Alex
[2018-03-14]
Hunt: Showdown on IDDQDerp
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#4785
I've got dynamite. That's LIKE a flashlight.
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Alex
[2018-03-14]
None on Unknown
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#4784
now we're killing Beej in two ways
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James
[2018-03-14]
Minecraft (modded) on Unknown
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#4783
I want this to look more tooth-like.
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4782
How bootylicious can we make this?
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4781
We have to get rid of his eyes, because teeth don't have eyes.
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#4780
His teeth are champions. He is not.
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Adam
[2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
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