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  1. #4581
    This Google search was a mistake.
    — Graham [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  2. #4580
    Wowie-zowie, we fuckin' did it!
    — Graham [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  3. #4579
    I want to see more of the "story", but we'd have to figure out how to play this game.
    — Graham [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  4. #4578
    She was walking pretty confidently for someone who didn't know she could turn into a giant freakin' phoenix.
    — Graham [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  5. #4577
    Oh no, my hair parts!
    — Alex [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #4576
    I need more horse blood
    — James [2018-01-03]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #4575
    I think taking double damage is super good.
    — Ian [2017-12-31]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #4574
    I think you're still making me go left for some reason.
    — Ian [2017-12-31]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #4573
    I don't want to alarm you, but... it's perfect.
    — James [2017-12-30]
    None on Watch and Play
  10. #4572
    I like it when I can do things you tell me to do.
    — James, to Cameron [2017-12-30]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #4571
    Calm that ego down? The ego's the only thing I have, though.
    — Adam [2017-12-30]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  12. #4570
    There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots.
    — chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #4569
    nevermind I'm a god
    — Adam [2017-12-30]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  14. #4568
    A skeleton is just a zombie with less meat on it.
    — Paul [2017-12-27]
    Board Games on Let's NOPE
  15. #4567
    Paul, do you want to wear the Beej?
    — Ben [2017-12-27]
    Siren: Blood Curse on Let's NOPE
  16. #4566
    Oh god, you can see through my everything.
    — Beej [2017-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  17. #4565
    I saw it dangling there. I saw the angle of his dangle.
    — Adam [2017-12-23]
    Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #4564
    Fiddlesticks!
    — Adam [2017-12-23]
    Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #4563
    Phase transition my a**hole!
    — Adam [2017-12-23]
    Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4562
    Do things that make you happy.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-22]
    Ladykiller in a Bind on Now Kiss!
  21. #4561
    I need to find a butthole.
    — Cameron [2017-12-21]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator
  22. #4560
    Can you imagine backing into a cactus in VR?
    — Graham [2017-12-20]
    None on Watch and Play
  23. #4559
    We opened the box, we got a disease.
    — Cori [2017-12-20]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  24. #4558
    I don't know if I could handle it if Adam was mad at me.
    — Cameron [2017-12-20]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  25. #4557
    The 2 Genders: Female and Abomination
    — Graham [2017-12-20]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play