Quotes – LRRbot

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#4832

I'm looking at the rules document here, and it does say you can work him over with a tire iron. It was errataed.

— Paul [2018-03-23]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4831

Chat can't talk about my misplays if I distract them with goofy shenanigans!

— Graham [2018-03-23]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4830

That's sad; no monkey.

— Ben [2018-03-23]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4829

Spoilers: Heather's the smart one.

— Alex [2018-03-23]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4828

If you wanna win back my friendship, chug that bottle of scotch.

— James [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4827

Remember what they say: If you love a place, let off a bunch of missiles.

— Paul [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4826

They're 100% legitimate tree meat.

— Cameron, of Wyrmwood products [2018-03-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4824

Classic Nightbook

— Adam, repeatedly [2018-03-20]
Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
#4823

nightbook is the insta kill of 2018

— Adam [2018-03-20]
Sea of Thieves on New Day Tewsday
#4821

I was so rude I killed something!

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4820

You can gain demonic powers and not do bad!

— Dale, as Bebbo [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4819

I'm a terrible necromancer!

— Beej, as Bontan, victoriously [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4818

I'm a necromancer.

— Beej, as Bontan, resigned [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4817

Hey, I know you! *stab*

— Paul, as Dande [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4816

I'm just trying to make sure that we don't have a 'Genie, make me a ham sandwich' scenario!

— Graham [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4815

There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4814

I'll give you advantage if you lick it!

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4813

'Have 19 points of damage, Snak.' 'I don't want them...'

— Dale and Graham [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4812

'He's kind of mostly head. He's head with 3 claws and 7 wings.' 'He's like a mochi dumpling.'

— Dale and Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4811

Allegedly.

— Graham [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4810

They made me an offer I couldn't refuse, which was 'We'll make you more powerful and you'll have a tail.'

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4809

My bowels are empty and my brain is full.

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4808

We've given Heather too much power.

— Kathleen [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4807

I'm not gonna argue with Heather.

— Dale [2018-03-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4806

It feels weird to do this without a computer AI insulting me all the time. Luckily, you're here for me, chat.

— Paul [2018-03-13]
None on LRRMtG