Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4688

It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills.

— Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4687

Old man dick. Old man dick. OLD MAN DICK!

— Ben and Alex [2018-02-14]
Remothered: Tormented Fathers on Let's NOPE
#4686

When somebody has a whole bunch of drugs, they always put it behind a door that says 'Hey, don't do these drugs!'

— Beej [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4685

Dale specifically requested that we all kill ourselves at once.

— Kathleen [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4684

If you want lots of information, you should lick it.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4683

I think your face is in a fluid.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4682

The roots got the mushrooms and then made chompy faces.

— Graham [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4681

I'm not going to ask that question, because the answer is always "Yes"...

— Beej [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4680

I don't wanna go into the quivering tunnel but I think that's our best bet.

— Graham [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4679

Before we start your death saves, I still wanna see if I can drink your fluids.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4678

I don't really wanna be the first one down the flesh tunnel.

— Graham, as Snak [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4677

You don't like the word so I won't give you any words for that one. Because I'm a helper!

— Dale, choosing not to describe something [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4676

I am an elf and I am in touch with the spirit of nature and the spirit of nature says we look delicious!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4675

Some people don't even get punched, if they're nice.

— Paul [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4674

Even without Dale making things up, there are carnivorous trees on Chult.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4673

Made from the bones of skins and the trees of beasts

— Beej [2018-02-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4672

Let's let the computer make all of our decisions!

— Heather [2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
#4671

We have to experience the Donkey's Groove!

— Ian [2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
#4670

Never let your relationships become externally combustible, that'll blow up in your face.

— Ian [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4669

Kids are disturbing.

— Beej [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4668

We're very dirty.

— Ian [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4667

Things do not look good for our hero, assuming your hero is me.

— Graham [2018-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#4666

Ah, Graham remembered my face.

— Serge [2018-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#4665

I cringed myself into a charlie horse!

— Cameron [2018-02-08]
Life Is Strange: Before the Storm on Talking Simulator
#4664

Don't forget to like, squeet, and subscribe.

— Dix [2018-02-07]
None on LRRMtG