Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4652

They were quite nice to me right up until they framed me for arson.

— Paul [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4651

"Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."

— Paul, of Dale's DM improv technique [2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
#4650

Sounds can hurt people.

— Ian [2018-02-04]
Hiragana Pixel Party on Rhythm Cafe
#4649

The dong was satisfying.

— James [2018-02-01]
None on Bonus Stream
#4648

Holy crap...

— Everyone [2018-02-02]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
#4647

Draw some different cards.

— Beej, giving Magic advice [2018-02-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4646

get your big balls outta my face

— James [2018-02-01]
Ben and Ed on 18 Games & Counting
#4645

Paul's dead!

— Ben, gleefully [2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4644

What if my biggest fear is a one-eyed dwarf playing the bagpipes?

— Ian [2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4643

Oooooh! Legs!

— Beej [2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4642

If you are allergic to blood, consult a doctor.

— Ian [2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4641

You're not hungover until you're cat-on-the-face hungover.

— Paul [2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4640

Give 'em the bone!

— Ben [2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
#4639

I'm not dying because of pinecones!!

— Alex [2018-01-31]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4638

Wait, are we Noah or Jesus?

— Graham [2018-01-31]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4637

Can you get to the subocean in Noah's arc?

— Graham [2018-01-31]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4636

If you're a horse, you can't go to prison more than once.

— Beej [2018-01-30]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4635

What are the three of us doing in this shipping container? With our clothes on?

— Cameron [2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4634

That sounds like Beej: 'I'll put it in my mouth! I don't know what it is.'

— TQ [2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4633

Man, it is terrifying when I'm not driving.

— RayFK [2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4632

It's BM.

— Dale [2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4631

It's never moles the size of ticks, is it? It's always ticks the size of moles

— Paul, of burrowing mole-ticks [2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4630

Clearly our heroes think the mistake was not theirs.

— Dale [2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4629

Dice Friends: Starring goodish people.

— Paul [2018-01-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe
#4628

A lot of things are very pretty when you're not actually in danger of dying from them.

— Beej [2018-01-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Rhythm Cafe