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  1. #4566
    Oh god, you can see through my everything.
    — Beej [2017-12-25]
    Games + Demos on Bonus Stream
  2. #4565
    I saw it dangling there. I saw the angle of his dangle.
    — Adam [2017-12-23]
    Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
  3. #4564
    Fiddlesticks!
    — Adam [2017-12-23]
    Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
  4. #4563
    Phase transition my a**hole!
    — Adam [2017-12-23]
    Cuphead on Adam's Gamehaüs
  5. #4562
    Do things that make you happy.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-22]
    Ladykiller in a Bind on Now Kiss!
  6. #4561
    I need to find a butthole.
    — Cameron [2017-12-21]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator
  7. #4560
    Can you imagine backing into a cactus in VR?
    — Graham [2017-12-20]
    None on Watch and Play
  8. #4559
    We opened the box, we got a disease.
    — Cori [2017-12-20]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  9. #4558
    I don't know if I could handle it if Adam was mad at me.
    — Cameron [2017-12-20]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  10. #4557
    The 2 Genders: Female and Abomination
    — Graham [2017-12-20]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #4556
    'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'
    — Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
    None on Unknown
  12. #4555
    The absence of drugs is not awesome.
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    None on Unknown
  13. #4554
    It's okay everyone that man was retroactively naughty.
    — Cameron, With regards to Santa killing people. [2017-12-19]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  14. #4553
    Thank you, that was really thoughtful!
    — Alex, to Ben, after hearing a vomit sound effect from his gift [2017-12-16]
    Creative on Unknown
  15. #4552
    Ho ho holy shit
    — Cameron [2017-12-16]
    Creative on Unknown
  16. #4551
    They're good dogs, Booj.
    — Serge [2017-12-16]
    Creative on Unknown
  17. #4550
    I used to think LRRMTG games were real, like WWE, but it turns out they're fake, like boxing.
    — Ben [2017-12-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  18. #4549
    Oh! Health anus.
    — Alex [2017-12-14]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator
  19. #4548
    Don't go away, more BS after this!
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  20. #4547
    If the cat wants some crack, it's gonna break your window and steal your television.
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  21. #4546
    Could you imagine going back in time and using a fidget spinner as a slammer?
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  22. #4545
    What happens on discord must go to #politics.
    — PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
    None on One More
  23. #4544
    It rubs the mayo on its lamb or else it gets the hose again.
    — Matt [2017-12-13]
    None on One More
  24. #4543
    Don't trust Big Tomato! Down with Big Tomato!
    — Ben [2017-12-11]
    Creative on LRRMtG
  25. #4542
    I want you to do some knifing.
    — Kathleen, to Bengineering [2017-12-11]
    Creative on LRRMtG