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  1. #4414
    Welcome to the world of having a butt!
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #4413
    I guess we've finally become that space baby I always wanted to be.
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4412
    Welcome to the world of touching
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4411
    Oh my god, I think I might be Beej
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #4410
    Do not touch Cyber Buddhist!
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #4409
    I'm done with the butthole.
    — Kathleen [2017-10-20]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  7. #4408
    Quiet you, I'm sneaking!
    — Paul, While firing machine gun [2017-10-19]
    Wolfenstein: The New Order on 18 Games & Counting
  8. #4407
    I just assumed because it's Rule 34 they're all 34 years of age.
    — Beej [2017-10-18]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4406
    I can see why people made rule 34.
    — Ben [2017-10-18]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  10. #4405
    lrrEFF you internet!
    — Ben [2017-10-18]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  11. #4404
    Toe to tip, that's how the Pac-mans lrrEFF .
    — Ben [2017-10-18]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  12. #4403
    JAMES HE TOUCHED MY FIRE PHALLUS
    — RayFK [2017-10-16]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  13. #4402
    Did you just pickaxe the fire?
    — Cameron [2017-10-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #4401
    Yes, technically I can cheat, but that's cheating.
    — James [2017-10-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #4400
    Fuck this fedora vampire
    — Ben [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  16. #4399
    Yeah! Pain Again!
    — Graham [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  17. #4398
    You took all my blood
    — Graham [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  18. #4397
    Is a vampires anus functional?
    — Beej [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  19. #4396
    I know what a VHS is...
    — Ben, Nightmare 4 [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  20. #4395
    Keep your hands off my flesh dice.
    — Beej [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  21. #4394
    Beej has a lot of blood.
    — Ben [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  22. #4393
    My parents used to listen to Kenji and the Dinosaurs.
    — Graham [2017-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #4392
    Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?
    — Graham [2017-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #4391
    Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes.
    — Cameron [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #4390
    There is a very large database of us saying stupid things.
    — Paul [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive