Quotes – LRRbot

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#4451

Is the butthole a savepoint? I thought it just restored our health.

— Alex [2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4450

Let's just ignore chat for a minute and see what happens.

— James [2017-11-02]
None on LRRMtG
#4449

The real friends were the ones we lost along the way.

— Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4448

That gun had 3 robot babies!

— Cori [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4447

Stop coming into things!

— James, to Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4446

It's Risk, so no matter who wins, we are all losers.

— Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4445

Gotta get my human chops.

— Alex [2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4444

I just want the cool embrace of the sub ocean to take us away.

— Graham [2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4443

I’ve only killed, like... six people, calm down.

— Paul [2017-10-31]
Assassin's Creed Origins on New Day Tewsday
#4442

I'm not destroying priceless artefacts, I'm destroying gods.

— Heather
Super Mario Odyssey on New Day Tewsday
#4441

We are doctors of donk donk.

— Ian [2017-10-29]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
#4440

Explaining the joke improves the joke.

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4439

Give me back my caramel cheese.

— Graham [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4438

From hell's orchard I stab at thee.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4437

I bit into it, and it hissed at me.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4436

This is a 3 AM cinnamon bun

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4435

Ian fed me a mouse

— Cameron [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4434

Go get in the sea, you all need a bath.

— Alex [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4433

"Hey, person, premise!" and they're like "Response?" and then we're like "Joke!"

— Cameron [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4432

There are no bad cards.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
None on LRRMtG
#4431

I'm not putting a bat up your butthole.

— Alex, to Paul [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting
#4430

I'm the one you pan to when you don't wanna see a man with his shirt off.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting
#4429

Jaaaames! We need your body!

— Alex [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4428

Carl Sagan, tell me more about punching people.

— Ben [2017-10-24]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4427

I just punched a dog in the face, and I've never been happier.

— Cameron [2017-10-24]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday