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  1. #4486
    It's good down there but it's also good up here. It's good everywhere.
    — Ian [2017-11-12]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #4485
    I'm going to squeeze the drums between my thighs.
    — Ian [2017-11-12]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4484
    The Beej has tasted the blood of mortals. Is this the beginning of the end for us all?
    — Serge [2017-11-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  4. #4483
    Magic has a lot of cards and smells.
    — Serge [2017-11-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  5. #4482
    Don't use your judge logic on me, you dong!
    — Ben, to Serge [2017-11-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  6. #4481
    Y'know, success! The not-mistake!
    — Ben [2017-11-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  7. #4480
    Are we being strung along by a horse lothario?
    — Kathleen [2017-11-10]
    Magical Diary on Now Kiss!
  8. #4479
    Could you idiots let us steal your shit in peace, please?
    — Cameron [2017-11-09]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  9. #4478
    My trick is I never give a shit.
    — James [2017-11-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #4477
    You're not wrong. And when you're not wrong, you're right.
    — James [2017-11-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4476
    Streaming Magic would be great if it wasn't for the viewers.
    — Cameron [2017-11-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #4475
    I feel like buying somebody tickets for a cruise is easier than putting your mouth on their genitals.
    — Ben [2017-11-08]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  13. #4474
    CONTINUOUS. ENTHUSIASTIC. CRUISE.
    — Beej [2017-11-08]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  14. #4473
    Hang on, just let me phase through my desk.
    — Ben [2017-11-08]
    The Park on Let's NOPE
  15. #4472
    I think that all that matters is I was flawless and perfect.
    — James [2017-11-07]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  16. #4471
    LoadingReadyRun does not endorse drug use.
    — Alex [2017-11-07]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  17. #4470
    Nobody ever wakes up in the morning and is like 'Man, I really want to watch a game that's for babies.'
    — Adam [2017-11-07]
    Destiny 2 on One More
  18. #4469
    Today we do sloth!
    — James [2017-11-07]
    Call of Duty: WWII on New Day Tewsday
  19. #4468
    Is it Dio? If it's Dio you have to tell me!
    — Beej [2017-11-06]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  20. #4467
    Dracula sure does love his gumballs.
    — Ian [2017-11-06]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  21. #4466
    Graham, would you like some pain?
    — Ian [2017-11-06]
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
  22. #4465
    I need a bayonet for my banjo!
    — Ian [2017-11-05]
    PaRappa the Rapper 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #4464
    These have gotta be like the worst scores Dog Rates has given... so like a 7.
    — Graham [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  24. #4463
    Note to self: don't follow Graham.
    — Andrew [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
  25. #4462
    I don't think we want to find Graham.
    — Matt [2017-11-04]
    Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream