Quotes – LRRbot

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#4754

I have to go. Something really ironic just happened to me.

— Cori [2018-03-10]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4753

The watchful eye of chat keeps us honest.

— Kathleen [2018-03-09]
None on The Crapshoot
#4752

I've got a thing for the dead, I love the dead, often

— Jacob [2018-03-09]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4751

I feel thoroughly shlorped

— Jacob [2018-03-09]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4750

ELLIPSES!

— Jacob, repeatedly [2018-03-09]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4749

Don't lick people!

— Kathleen [2018-03-09]
Dating Sims: The Visual Novel on Now Kiss!
#4748

I'm not good at jobs

— Kathleen [2018-03-09]
My Horse Prince on Now Kiss!
#4747

We should've leaned into a joke with better food.

— Graham, of Dilly Bars [2018-03-01]
None on Let's NOPE
#4746

I feel like if you can't remember putting the helmet on, you probably put it on too late.

— Paul [2018-03-03]
None on Let's NOPE
#4745

Uh oh. I'm a reference I don't understand.

— Ian [2018-03-06]
None on One More
#4744

If you want to make curry from scratch, first you must invade Japan.

— Ian [2018-03-06]
None on One More
#4743

There's nothing in Canada

— Cam [2018-03-06]
Where the Water Tastes Like Wine on New Day Tewsday
#4742

There isn't an 'L' on your alignment, is there? Because there shouldn't be.

— Dale, to Kathleen [2018-03-05]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4741

Now I want to make a creature you guys will be afraid of after you've knocked it out.

— Dale [2018-03-05]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4740

How to make a skeleton: Get a person and take away all the things that aren't bones.

— Paul [2018-02-26]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4739

What kind of 'showing pictures of squeaky-voiced people to strangers' skill do you have that you want to roll?

— Dale [2018-02-26]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4738

Remember when we were in jail? That was so nice.

— Paul, as Dande [2018-02-26]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4737

I'm not a necromancer, stop asking!

— Beej, as Bontan, after describing his new necromantic cantrip [2018-02-26]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4736

I wish to build a fortress out of steel to encase my body in because no one else can keep me safe.

— Beej, as Bontan [2018-02-26]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4735

I should just start falling slower. Falling sucks. I should just do it less.

— Paul [2018-02-26]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4734

Oh, I regretted every part of that.

— Beej [2018-03-05]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4733

I have a really cool sword...until it explodes...presumably.

— Graham [2018-03-05]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4732

Dale looks happy, that means I'm not happy.

— Kathleen [2018-03-05]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#4731

No spider is a fair spider

— Heather [2018-03-04]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#4730

Don't put your money inside dead bodies people, it doesn't work in there.

— Ian [2018-03-04]
None on Rhythm Cafe