Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4401

Yes, technically I can cheat, but that's cheating.

— James [2017-10-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4400

Fuck this fedora vampire

— Ben [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4399

Yeah! Pain Again!

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4398

You took all my blood

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4397

Is a vampires anus functional?

— Beej [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4396

I know what a VHS is...

— Ben, Nightmare 4 [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4395

Keep your hands off my flesh dice.

— Beej [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4394

Beej has a lot of blood.

— Ben [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4393

My parents used to listen to Kenji and the Dinosaurs.

— Graham [2017-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4392

Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?

— Graham [2017-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4391

Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes.

— Cameron [2017-10-07]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4390

There is a very large database of us saying stupid things.

— Paul [2017-10-07]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4389

I guess I'm thankful I didn't kill my friends.

— Kathleen [2017-10-07]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4388

'There's something sinister at play. Is it me? Who knows!' 'It's probably you.'

— Kathleen and Cori [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4387

I concede your passion for testicles.

— Cameron [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4386

What's wrong with our friend???

— Graham, of Ian [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4385

If it's real, it's James.

— Alex [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4384

I need to save some mouth-strength for the actual game.

— James [2017-10-07]
None on One More
#4383

What am I doing wrong? If it's that I'm not supposed to press the button labelled 'start,' I have some feedback.

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4382

Don't talk to me or my resolutions ever again.

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4381

'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'

— Alex and Beej [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4380

We're really weird.

— Cameron [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4379

This room is vibrating. That's fine, right?

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4378

I just like to throw things at Beej all day. It's fun for everyone (but Beej)!

— Graham [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More
#4377

Poop's funny, okay? No one can deny this!

— Alex [2017-10-06]
Creative on One More