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  1. #4604
    Is your asshole particularly sensitive to temperature?
    — Cameron [2018-01-18]
    They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
  2. #4603
    They're taking the homeboys to Isengard.
    — Cameron [2018-01-18]
    They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
  3. #4602
    I can't believe I have transferrable skills from Minecraft.
    — Alex [2018-01-18]
    Antichamber on Talking Simulator
  4. #4601
    The 'bellhop' can't be trusted.
    — Ben [2018-01-17]
    Board Games Live on Watch and Play
  5. #4600
    Just make the polygons touch!
    — Graham [2018-01-17]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #4599
    Magic is easier than I thought.
    — Beej [2018-01-15]
    Dungeons & Dragons on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #4598
    Chat remembers.
    — Graham [2018-01-15]
    Dungeons & Dragons on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #4597
    Is this a JoJo?
    — Graham [2018-01-13]
    None on Bonus Stream
  9. #4596
    You're the coolest person I've ever met!
    — that kid [2018-01-13]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4595
    Our wallet's full, and I don't have a hammer.
    — Heather [2018-01-11]
    None on The Crapshoot
  11. #4594
    I've got a lotta people left to punch.
    — Graham [2018-01-12]
    None on The Crapshoot
  12. #4593
    I have the power of God AND Anime on my side!
    — Alex [2018-01-11]
    None on Bonus Stream
  13. #4592
    It's like my skin is vibrating.
    — Ben [2018-01-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #4591
    Jordan, let me be your pretty boy
    — James, whispering [2018-01-09]
    Royal Tumble on One More
  15. #4590
    I AM A GOLDEN GOD
    — James [2018-01-09]
    Royal Tumble on New Day Tewsday
  16. #4589
    Watch the skies -- by which I mean Twitter.
    — Graham [2018-01-08]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #4588
    If you ever get the sense that somebody in the room is making vulgar thrusting motions, that's because Kathleen's a ghost and she's in the room with you.
    — Graham [2018-01-08]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #4587
    See, you're asking questions when you should just be letting it happen.
    — Cori [2018-01-07]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4586
    I am Adam, and I am very good at all the things that I do.
    — James [2018-01-06]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4585
    Luck is a game of skill.
    — Reuben Bresler [2018-01-05]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #4584
    A beach is less granular than Dwarf Fortress!
    — Alex [2018-01-04]
    FTL: Faster Than Light on Talking Simulator
  22. #4583
    I'm going to wait over here, let me know when you're done. This is how love works.
    — Paul [2018-01-03]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  23. #4582
    You can't simultaneously jump on each others' heads.
    — Paul [2018-01-03]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  24. #4581
    This Google search was a mistake.
    — Graham [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  25. #4580
    Wowie-zowie, we fuckin' did it!
    — Graham [2018-01-03]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play

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