LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Do not let the milk form a film.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Nothing says Merry Christmas like Heather, Beej, and Yakuza 0! Game: Yakuza 0) at Thu 12:00 PM PST (11:27 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #4558
    I don't know if I could handle it if Adam was mad at me.
    — Cameron [2017-12-20]
    Board Games on Watch and Play
  2. #4557
    The 2 Genders: Female and Abomination
    — Graham [2017-12-20]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  3. #4556
    'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'
    — Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
    None on Unknown
  4. #4555
    The absence of drugs is not awesome.
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    None on Unknown
  5. #4554
    It's okay everyone that man was retroactively naughty.
    — Cameron, With regards to Santa killing people. [2017-12-19]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  6. #4553
    Thank you, that was really thoughtful!
    — Alex, to Ben, after hearing a vomit sound effect from his gift [2017-12-16]
    Creative on Unknown
  7. #4552
    Ho ho holy shit
    — Cameron [2017-12-16]
    Creative on Unknown
  8. #4551
    They're good dogs, Booj.
    — Serge [2017-12-16]
    Creative on Unknown
  9. #4550
    I used to think LRRMTG games were real, like WWE, but it turns out they're fake, like boxing.
    — Ben [2017-12-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
  10. #4549
    Oh! Health anus.
    — Alex [2017-12-14]
    SOMA on Talking Simulator
  11. #4548
    Don't go away, more BS after this!
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  12. #4547
    If the cat wants some crack, it's gonna break your window and steal your television.
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  13. #4546
    Could you imagine going back in time and using a fidget spinner as a slammer?
    — Ian [2017-12-13]
    Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
  14. #4545
    What happens on discord must go to #politics.
    — PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
    None on One More
  15. #4544
    It rubs the mayo on its lamb or else it gets the hose again.
    — Matt [2017-12-13]
    None on One More
  16. #4543
    Don't trust Big Tomato! Down with Big Tomato!
    — Ben [2017-12-11]
    Creative on LRRMtG
  17. #4542
    I want you to do some knifing.
    — Kathleen, to Bengineering [2017-12-11]
    Creative on LRRMtG
  18. #4541
    Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!
    — Heather [2017-12-10]
    Games + Demos on LRRMtG
  19. #4540
    That's what they call me, Three Foot Mark.
    — Mark Rosewater [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #4539
    Is a house a tree?
    — Serge [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #4538
    Dignity is a strong word for what we're doing.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #4537
    It's just a bunch of snakes wearing a collar!
    — Graham [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #4536
    I wish I hadn't thrown away my robo-stegosaur.
    — Graham [2017-12-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #4535
    The caboose is the "uke" of the train.
    — Ian [2017-12-06]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  25. #4534
    Beej is a very distracting man.
    — Kathleen [2017-12-06]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE