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  1. #4430
    I'm the one you pan to when you don't wanna see a man with his shirt off.
    — Beej [2017-10-27]
    Creative on 18 Games & Counting
  2. #4429
    Jaaaames! We need your body!
    — Alex [2017-10-27]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  3. #4428
    Carl Sagan, tell me more about punching people.
    — Ben [2017-10-24]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  4. #4427
    I just punched a dog in the face, and I've never been happier.
    — Cameron [2017-10-24]
    Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
  5. #4426
    Alex is one of my favourites, he's a good boy.
    — James [2017-10-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #4425
    Why can't I just hit a button and I win?
    — James [2017-10-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #4424
    I need your eyes. I need 'em.
    — James [2017-10-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  8. #4423
    Pillow-head will win this game on the back of his skill, charm, & wit.
    — James [2017-10-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  9. #4422
    The more leaks he plugs the more our love increases!
    — Kathleen [2017-10-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #4421
    Kathleen is going to go touch a horse.
    — Graham [2017-10-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4420
    What is therapy if not lock picking the mind?
    — Paul [2017-10-25]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  12. #4419
    Maybe we'll never go insane.
    — Paul [2017-10-25]
    Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
  13. #4418
    Maybe fish doesn't sausage.
    — Ben [2017-10-18]
    None on Matters of Import
  14. #4417
    Try to get hard while looking directly into the uncanny valley
    — Ian [2017-10-23]
    Yakuza Kiwami on Matters of Import
  15. #4416
    I don't want to blow all of Majima in one go.
    — Ian [2017-10-23]
    Yakuza Kiwami on Matters of Import
  16. #4415
    Please enjoy your cyber butt responsibly.
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #4414
    Welcome to the world of having a butt!
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #4413
    I guess we've finally become that space baby I always wanted to be.
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4412
    Welcome to the world of touching
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4411
    Oh my god, I think I might be Beej
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4410
    Do not touch Cyber Buddhist!
    — Ian [2017-10-22]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #4409
    I'm done with the butthole.
    — Kathleen [2017-10-20]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  23. #4408
    Quiet you, I'm sneaking!
    — Paul, While firing machine gun [2017-10-19]
    Wolfenstein: The New Order on 18 Games & Counting
  24. #4407
    I just assumed because it's Rule 34 they're all 34 years of age.
    — Beej [2017-10-18]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
  25. #4406
    I can see why people made rule 34.
    — Ben [2017-10-18]
    Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams