Quotes – LRRbot

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#4545

What happens on discord must go to #politics.

— PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
None on One More
#4544

It rubs the mayo on its lamb or else it gets the hose again.

— Matt [2017-12-13]
None on One More
#4543

Don't trust Big Tomato! Down with Big Tomato!

— Ben [2017-12-11]
Creative on LRRMtG
#4542

I want you to do some knifing.

— Kathleen, to Bengineering [2017-12-11]
Creative on LRRMtG
#4541

Do not be fooled by Boombox Spider, it does not want to party!

— Heather [2017-12-10]
Games + Demos on LRRMtG
#4540

That's what they call me, Three Foot Mark.

— Mark Rosewater [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4539

Is a house a tree?

— Serge [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4538

Dignity is a strong word for what we're doing.

— Kathleen [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4537

It's just a bunch of snakes wearing a collar!

— Graham [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4536

I wish I hadn't thrown away my robo-stegosaur.

— Graham [2017-12-08]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4535

The caboose is the "uke" of the train.

— Ian [2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4534

Beej is a very distracting man.

— Kathleen [2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4533

A tunnel is a tube with a cave at each end.

— Paul [2017-12-06]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4532

Do you want to try to make the highlights tonight?

— Ian, to Beej [2017-12-04]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
#4531

Somebody slap a chip on me and I'll be an Amiibo.

— Kathleen [2017-12-04]
None on Unknown
#4530

Always listen to Heather.

— Ian [2017-12-03]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4529

'This is a world full of horrors, Heather.' 'I dunno, seems pretty colourful.' 'Colourful horrors!'

— Ian and Heather [2017-12-03]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4528

Why gravity no?

— Ian [2017-12-03]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#4527

Sometimes you regret things that you say. And by "you" I mean "me".

— Ian [2017-12-01]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4526

Stupid dead robot made me feel bad for murdering it for no reason...

— Cameron [2017-11-30]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4525

What is a peg board if not a waffle?

— Paul [2017-11-30]
Minecraft on 18 Games & Counting
#4524

You turned all the Beejs into ghosts!

— Paul [2017-11-30]
Minecraft on 18 Games & Counting
#4523

It's getting warm in here / I have to wear my clothes.

— Beej [2017-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4522

Never challenge chat, they'll lrrEFF you up.

— Cameron [2017-11-28]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4521

When people say "Oh I'm in the weird part of the internet again," that's us.

— Ben [2017-11-28]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More