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#4721

The score is 1-1, with two goals for Serge.

— Serge [2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#4720

I think hockey is literally just soccer.

— James [2018-03-03]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#4719

Welcome to the fist zone.

— Ian [2018-03-03]
Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
#4718

As god intended, with our rocket fists!

— Serge [2018-03-03]
Quake III Arena on Crossing the Streams
#4717

Survey says: you're bleeding! Congratulations!

— Serge [2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4716

It's like really weird chess.

— Beej [2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4715

I'm sorry, I'm Beej.

— Serge [2018-02-28]
Board Games on Watch and Play
#4714

Anime isn't illegal! Much like skateboarding, you can do it anywhere!

— Ian [2018-02-27]
None on Matters of Import
#4713

People say that I have a very pleasant rusk.

— Ian [2018-02-27]
None on Matters of Import
#4712

You guys talked about my plot!

— Dale, ecstatic [2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
#4711

I am a jangly fortress.

— Beej [2018-02-26]
None on Unknown
#4710

I don't see any rope tied to you but you're getting DRAGGED.

— Beej [2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#4709

Your breath smells like a pine forest...

— Graham, to Beej [2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#4708

I not only punch quicker, but I punch wiser too!

— Paul [2018-02-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4707

For 2$ I can download an app that selectively denies me porn.

— Paul [2018-02-26]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4706

Pigeons don't run out of gravity powers.

— Paul [2018-02-22]
None on Unknown
#4705

May the best wizard who isn't Beej win.

— Nelson [2018-02-23]
Magic: The Gathering on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4704

I haven't read enough to know whether I love Dick.

— adi_pie [2018-02-23]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4703

Things are getting powerfully fine in here.

— Cameron [2018-02-23]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
#4702

Like my mother would always tell me, I'm a constant disappointment.

— Cameron, while winning [2018-02-21]
Board Games on AFK
#4701

It's me, the alphabet genius!

— Ben [2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
#4700

I wonder if we can Geoguessr into ice cream again.

— Alex [2018-02-21]
Silent Descent on Let's NOPE
#4699

Well I guess we're gonna roast a gerbil.

— Graham [2018-02-20]
Metal Gear Survive on New Day Tewsday
#4698

I'm not very persuasive, I'm just fluffy.

— Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4697

I have scary-thing cunning.

— Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe