Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4361

As long as I keep drawing cards I'm winning.

— Cameron [2017-09-16]
Magic: The Gathering Ixalan Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#4360

Don't come to me for recommendations for your hentai.

— Beej [2017-09-15]
None on New Day Tewsday
#4359

Holy shit, I actually killed a dude in PUBG! ...I wonder if I should loot his body?

— Beej [2017-09-15]
None on New Day Tewsday
#4358

Everyone in the Walking Dead looks like they smell like pee.

— Cameron [2017-09-14]
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on Talking Simulator
#4357

Any further copies of Atmosfear will be put into a chipper.

— Graham [2017-09-13]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4356

I don't think I deserve anything...bad that happens to me when I play video games.

— Adam [2017-09-12]
Dark Souls on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4355

I get this goat; this goat may be me.

— Ian [2017-09-10]
pop'n music 8 on LRRMtG
#4354

Let's lrrEFF off together.

— Beej [2017-09-07]
None on Bonus Stream
#4353

Following your dreams sounds like a terrible idea. My dreams are assholes.

— Paul [2017-08-31]
Oni on Talking Simulator
#4352

It's like they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take.

— Beej [2017-08-29]
XCOM 2: War of the Chosen on New Day Tewsday
#4351

I would like a soul.

— Cameron [2017-08-24]
The Old City: Leviathan on Talking Simulator
#4350

Do we do another Alex?

— Beej [2017-08-23]
IRL on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4348

That's really what the new Moonbase is all about: shame hiding.

— Paul [2017-08-23]
IRL on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4347

Hold on, we need to unplug space. Something's wrong.

— Ian [2017-08-20]
iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
#4346

You guys get to f*ck with us!

— Ben [2017-08-11]
IRL on Bonus Stream
#4345

Ben, after this, do you want to go back to my place and watch all 3 Lord of the Rings movies?

— James [2017-08-11]
Breakaway on Bonus Stream
#4344

But we killed everybody! What more could we have done??

— Paul [2017-08-09]
Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
#4343

Always kill the Moon Dogs.

— Ben [2017-08-09]
Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
#4342

Let's just be dicks.

— Ben [2017-08-09]
Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
#4341

I've always wanted a murder harem.

— Alex [2017-08-09]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4340

Hey, we're dead! Look at that!

— Graham [2017-08-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4339

I KILLED A MECH WITH CHICKENS!

— Alex [2017-08-02]
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#4338

Uno is a chicken monster.

— James [2017-08-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4337

Did you miss me?' 'I did miss you, Alex.' 'Ohhh we'll fix that.'

— Alex & Beej [2017-08-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4336

That squid is wearing a decorative slug.

— Cori [2017-08-01]
Splatoon 2 on New Day Tewsday