Quotes – LRRbot

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#4348

That's really what the new Moonbase is all about: shame hiding.

— Paul [2017-08-23]
IRL on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4347

Hold on, we need to unplug space. Something's wrong.

— Ian [2017-08-20]
iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
#4346

You guys get to f*ck with us!

— Ben [2017-08-11]
IRL on Bonus Stream
#4345

Ben, after this, do you want to go back to my place and watch all 3 Lord of the Rings movies?

— James [2017-08-11]
Breakaway on Bonus Stream
#4344

But we killed everybody! What more could we have done??

— Paul [2017-08-09]
Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
#4343

Always kill the Moon Dogs.

— Ben [2017-08-09]
Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
#4342

Let's just be dicks.

— Ben [2017-08-09]
Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
#4341

I've always wanted a murder harem.

— Alex [2017-08-09]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4340

Hey, we're dead! Look at that!

— Graham [2017-08-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4339

I KILLED A MECH WITH CHICKENS!

— Alex [2017-08-02]
Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#4338

Uno is a chicken monster.

— James [2017-08-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4337

Did you miss me?' 'I did miss you, Alex.' 'Ohhh we'll fix that.'

— Alex & Beej [2017-08-02]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4336

That squid is wearing a decorative slug.

— Cori [2017-08-01]
Splatoon 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4335

Did you know that the movie The Lion King was based of Shakespeare's Hamilton?

— Ian [2017-07-31]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4334

Fat orange cats should only be named after defunct social networks.

— Ian [2017-07-31]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4333

How is a cat different from a bird? Oh right, two holes.

— Ian [2017-07-31]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4332

I am too busy to manually anger my cat.

— Kathleen [2017-07-31]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4331

The problem was either too much or not enough beer.

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4330

Right! I forgot I'm awesome.

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4329

I feel like the answer to a lot of questions is 'Technically, but why?'

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4328

Why does the chat know what's in our fridge?

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4327

'Are you hungry for love, James?' 'No, not really.'

— Serge and James [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4326

Goodbye, James. You weren't even worth the bullets they put in you.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4325

How many times do I need to punch a boy in the head before he explodes?

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4324

My name is James and I hate beautiful things.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More