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  1. #4394
    Beej has a lot of blood.
    — Ben [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  2. #4393
    My parents used to listen to Kenji and the Dinosaurs.
    — Graham [2017-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #4392
    Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?
    — Graham [2017-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #4391
    Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes.
    — Cameron [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #4390
    There is a very large database of us saying stupid things.
    — Paul [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #4389
    I guess I'm thankful I didn't kill my friends.
    — Kathleen [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #4388
    'There's something sinister at play. Is it me? Who knows!' 'It's probably you.'
    — Kathleen and Cori [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #4387
    I concede your passion for testicles.
    — Cameron [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  9. #4386
    What's wrong with our friend???
    — Graham, of Ian [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #4385
    If it's real, it's James.
    — Alex [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  11. #4384
    I need to save some mouth-strength for the actual game.
    — James [2017-10-07]
    None on One More
  12. #4383
    What am I doing wrong? If it's that I'm not supposed to press the button labelled 'start,' I have some feedback.
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  13. #4382
    Don't talk to me or my resolutions ever again.
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  14. #4381
    'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'
    — Alex and Beej [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  15. #4380
    We're really weird.
    — Cameron [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  16. #4379
    This room is vibrating. That's fine, right?
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  17. #4378
    I just like to throw things at Beej all day. It's fun for everyone (but Beej)!
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  18. #4377
    Poop's funny, okay? No one can deny this!
    — Alex [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  19. #4376
    Siri, Chungus to one hundred percent
    — Ian [2017-10-02]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  20. #4375
    So that's what this app can do for us. Let's not use the app.
    — Ian [2017-10-02]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  21. #4374
    A lot of life is just fixing problems that you've made for yourself.
    — Ian [2017-10-02]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  22. #4373
    You know what they say at Ikea, "If it ain't flatpack, it's Beej."
    — Graham [2017-08-14]
    None on Unknown
  23. #4372
    Think of how many remixes of Let it Go I could send to Jordan!
    — Heather [2017-09-27]
    DropMix on 18 Games & Counting
  24. #4371
    Everyone is still alive.
    — Beej, disappointed [2017-09-25]
    Samurai Champloo: Sidetracked on Matters of Import
  25. #4370
    If you don't have fun, I can't do anything about that.
    — Cori, to Ian [2017-09-24]
    DropMix on Rhythm Cafe