Quotes – LRRbot

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#4409

I'm done with the butthole.

— Kathleen [2017-10-20]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4408

Quiet you, I'm sneaking!

— Paul, While firing machine gun [2017-10-19]
Wolfenstein: The New Order on 18 Games & Counting
#4407

I just assumed because it's Rule 34 they're all 34 years of age.

— Beej [2017-10-18]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
#4406

I can see why people made rule 34.

— Ben [2017-10-18]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
#4405

lrrEFF you internet!

— Ben [2017-10-18]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
#4404

Toe to tip, that's how the Pac-mans lrrEFF .

— Ben [2017-10-18]
Snipperclips: Cut It Out, Together! on Crossing the Streams
#4403

JAMES HE TOUCHED MY FIRE PHALLUS

— RayFK [2017-10-16]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#4402

Did you just pickaxe the fire?

— Cameron [2017-10-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4401

Yes, technically I can cheat, but that's cheating.

— James [2017-10-14]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4400

Fuck this fedora vampire

— Ben [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4399

Yeah! Pain Again!

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4398

You took all my blood

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4397

Is a vampires anus functional?

— Beej [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4396

I know what a VHS is...

— Ben, Nightmare 4 [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4395

Keep your hands off my flesh dice.

— Beej [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4394

Beej has a lot of blood.

— Ben [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4393

My parents used to listen to Kenji and the Dinosaurs.

— Graham [2017-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4392

Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?

— Graham [2017-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4391

Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes.

— Cameron [2017-10-07]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4390

There is a very large database of us saying stupid things.

— Paul [2017-10-07]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4389

I guess I'm thankful I didn't kill my friends.

— Kathleen [2017-10-07]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#4388

'There's something sinister at play. Is it me? Who knows!' 'It's probably you.'

— Kathleen and Cori [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4387

I concede your passion for testicles.

— Cameron [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4386

What's wrong with our friend???

— Graham, of Ian [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4385

If it's real, it's James.

— Alex [2017-10-07]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs