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  1. #4351
    I would like a soul.
    — Cameron [2017-08-24]
    The Old City: Leviathan on Talking Simulator
  2. #4350
    Do we do another Alex?
    — Beej [2017-08-23]
    IRL on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #4348
    That's really what the new Moonbase is all about: shame hiding.
    — Paul [2017-08-23]
    IRL on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #4347
    Hold on, we need to unplug space. Something's wrong.
    — Ian [2017-08-20]
    iOS Gaming on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #4346
    You guys get to f*ck with us!
    — Ben [2017-08-11]
    IRL on Bonus Stream
  6. #4345
    Ben, after this, do you want to go back to my place and watch all 3 Lord of the Rings movies?
    — James [2017-08-11]
    Breakaway on Bonus Stream
  7. #4344
    But we killed everybody! What more could we have done??
    — Paul [2017-08-09]
    Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
  8. #4343
    Always kill the Moon Dogs.
    — Ben [2017-08-09]
    Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4342
    Let's just be dicks.
    — Ben [2017-08-09]
    Moon Hunters on Crossing the Streams
  10. #4341
    I've always wanted a murder harem.
    — Alex [2017-08-09]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #4340
    Hey, we're dead! Look at that!
    — Graham [2017-08-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #4339
    I KILLED A MECH WITH CHICKENS!
    — Alex [2017-08-02]
    Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  13. #4338
    Uno is a chicken monster.
    — James [2017-08-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  14. #4337
    Did you miss me?' 'I did miss you, Alex.' 'Ohhh we'll fix that.'
    — Alex & Beej [2017-08-02]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  15. #4336
    That squid is wearing a decorative slug.
    — Cori [2017-08-01]
    Splatoon 2 on New Day Tewsday
  16. #4335
    Did you know that the movie The Lion King was based of Shakespeare's Hamilton?
    — Ian [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #4334
    Fat orange cats should only be named after defunct social networks.
    — Ian [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #4333
    How is a cat different from a bird? Oh right, two holes.
    — Ian [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #4332
    I am too busy to manually anger my cat.
    — Kathleen [2017-07-31]
    Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #4331
    The problem was either too much or not enough beer.
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  21. #4330
    Right! I forgot I'm awesome.
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  22. #4329
    I feel like the answer to a lot of questions is 'Technically, but why?'
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  23. #4328
    Why does the chat know what's in our fridge?
    — Paul [2017-07-28]
    Board Games on The Crapshoot
  24. #4327
    'Are you hungry for love, James?' 'No, not really.'
    — Serge and James [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  25. #4326
    Goodbye, James. You weren't even worth the bullets they put in you.
    — Serge [2017-07-27]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More