Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4626

Don't take my dreams of being a beautiful drum bride away from me, Heather.

— Ian [2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
#4625

Oh my god, I have to be a bride

— Ian [2018-01-28]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on Rhythm Cafe
#4624

I refuse to make dumb jokes.

— James [2018-01-27]
Creative on Bonus Stream
#4623

It's like a magic we can understand!

— Ian [2018-01-27]
Creative on Bonus Stream
#4622

Ben, if you're going to have a meltdown, can you have it on camera please?

— Kathleen [2018-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#4621

Normally I'm not nice, and there's a reason why: it's because I prefer winning to being friends.

— Kathleen [2018-01-26]
Magic: The Gathering on Bonus Stream
#4620

straps could be fun

— beej [2018-01-26]
Ladykiller in a Bind on Bonus Stream
#4619

What a stupid game.

— Kathleen, while playing My Horse Prince [2018-01-26]
Games + Demos on Now Kiss!
#4618

I GOTTA TUNA!

— LeeLee [2018-01-26]
None on Beej's Backlog
#4617

You discrace the daddyland!

— Cameron [2018-01-25]
Papers, Please on Talking Simulator
#4616

Ugh, Risk for 12 hours? I would rather do a 24-hour stream of anything else.

— James [2018-01-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4615

I got too wound up making fun of Ian.

— James [2018-01-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4614

Spirit! Reveal to me whether or not I am back on my bullshit!

— Ian [2018-01-24]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4613

I've played so many horror games, nothing phases me anymore. I'm so dead inside.

— Alex [2018-01-24]
Alone in the Dark 3 on Let's NOPE
#4612

If you're comfortable soldering, every wire is replacable!

— Ian [2018-01-23]
Creative on One More
#4611

They drilled me in the pan, like, 3 times.

— El_Funko [2018-01-23]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4610

I don't believe you, but thanks for the help.

— James [2018-01-23]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4609

I beat it very well.

— Beej [2018-01-22]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4608

I'm giving you advantage because you're threatening her with her own leg.

— Dale [2018-01-22]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4607

I find that funny, and not just because I'm on cold medication.

— Kathleen [2018-01-22]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#4606

I don't get why math is worth money.

— Cameron [2018-01-19]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4605

Great. Great. That's a quote.

— Cameron [2018-01-18]
They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
#4604

Is your asshole particularly sensitive to temperature?

— Cameron [2018-01-18]
They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
#4603

They're taking the homeboys to Isengard.

— Cameron [2018-01-18]
They Are Billions on Talking Simulator
#4602

I can't believe I have transferrable skills from Minecraft.

— Alex [2018-01-18]
Antichamber on Talking Simulator