Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4466
Graham, would you like some pain?
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Ian
[2017-11-06]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
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#4465
I need a bayonet for my banjo!
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Ian
[2017-11-05]
PaRappa the Rapper 2 on Rhythm Cafe
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#4464
These have gotta be like the worst scores Dog Rates has given... so like a 7.
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Graham
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4463
Note to self: don't follow Graham.
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Andrew
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4462
I don't think we want to find Graham.
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Matt
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4461
I don't know, this isn't my bedroom.
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Matt
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4460
Well, it's progressque...
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Graham
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4459
While you were bathing, I was studying the sword.
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Graham
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4458
There's always a bigger codpiece.
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Graham
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4457
I know where this goes, I've seen enough Nickolodeon game shows.
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Graham
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4456
I just want you to know, four hours from now when we're screaming at each other, that I really like being friends with you.
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Andrew
[2017-11-04]
Destiny 2 on Bonus Stream
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#4455
I'm full of lies, full disclosure.
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Serge
[2017-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
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#4454
The chat's good for something!
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Ian
[2017-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
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#4453
Put your finger in the butt, put your finger in the butt~
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Alex,
singing
[2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
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#4452
Oh look! A healing butthole.
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Cameron
[2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
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#4451
Is the butthole a savepoint? I thought it just restored our health.
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Alex
[2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
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#4450
Let's just ignore chat for a minute and see what happens.
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James
[2017-11-02]
None on LRRMtG
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#4449
The real friends were the ones we lost along the way.
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Ian
[2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4448
That gun had 3 robot babies!
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Cori
[2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4447
Stop coming into things!
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James,
to Ian
[2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4446
It's Risk, so no matter who wins, we are all losers.
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Ian
[2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
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#4445
Gotta get my human chops.
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Alex
[2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4444
I just want the cool embrace of the sub ocean to take us away.
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Graham
[2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4443
I’ve only killed, like... six people, calm down.
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Paul
[2017-10-31]
Assassin's Creed Origins on New Day Tewsday
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#4442
I'm not destroying priceless artefacts, I'm destroying gods.
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Heather
Super Mario Odyssey on New Day Tewsday
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