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  1. #4299
    I haven't internalised her pants yet.
    — Ian [2017-07-09]
    Rhythm Heaven Fever on Crossing the Streams
  2. #4298
    I'm pretty sure I could beat Matt Wiggins in court.
    — Adam [2017-07-05]
    Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 on Crossing the Streams
  3. #4297
    You know what? Just don't lrrEFF with snakes.
    — Alex [2017-07-05]
    Alan Wake on Let's NOPE
  4. #4296
    I hope you're all.. BeerFireBarbecueWorks...
    — Graham [2017-07-04]
    Crash Bandicoot: N. Sane Trilogy on New Day Tewsday
  5. #4295
    Knock knock, open up the door, it's you.
    — Graham [2017-07-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  6. #4294
    I tied it up by attacking, that feels so wrong!
    — Cameron [2017-07-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  7. #4293
    There is so much going on right now, my brain is full of lrrEFF.
    — Ben [2017-06-28]
    Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
  8. #4292
    I'm functional!
    — Paul [2017-06-28]
    Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4291
    I gotta do this again, with maximum worms.
    — Alex [2017-06-28]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  10. #4290
    I'm not relaxed by these balls!
    — Alex [2017-06-28]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #4289
    'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'
    — Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #4288
    Even the devil has standards!
    — Kathleen [2017-06-24]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  13. #4287
    Smoke weed two hours ago.
    — Kathleen, at 6:20 [2017-06-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
  14. #4286
    This game's easy, on easy mode.
    — Ian [2017-06-21]
    Arms on Crossing the Streams
  15. #4285
    This dog keeps punching me!
    — Ben [2017-06-21]
    Arms on Crossing the Streams
  16. #4284
    Getting hurt is funny.
    — James [2017-06-21]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  17. #4283
    I didn't actually mean to take off my pants.
    — James [2017-06-20]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  18. #4282
    I have champagne in my nasal cavity.
    — Ian [2017-06-18]
    Project CARS on One More
  19. #4281
    You shouldn't be able to put a body inside another body like that, and not have some serious consequences.
    — Beej [2017-06-18]
    Project CARS on One More
  20. #4280
    Why do we like any movies?
    — Ian [2017-06-18]
    Project CARS on One More
  21. #4279
    I don't have any actual car experience.
    — Ian [2017-06-17]
    Project CARS on One More
  22. #4278
    You beer you, fam.
    — Ian [2017-06-17]
    Project CARS on Bonus Stream
  23. #4277
    I've made smarter mistakes.
    — Graham [2017-06-15]
    None on Bonus Stream
  24. #4276
    I've always wanted to be the tank!
    — James [2017-06-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #4275
    I hope you get struck by lightning.
    — Adam, to James [2017-06-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock