Quotes – LRRbot

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#4520

SorrrrRY Mr. Perfect Poop.

— Jordan, to Ben [2017-11-28]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4519

Don't worry, you pee when you die!

— Cameron [2017-11-28]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4518

We can have some fun with the nuts.

— Graham, TTSF Cooking [2017-11-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4517

Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's okay.

— Graham [2017-11-27]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
#4516

Vote lizard - vote Kathleen

— Kathleen [2017-11-22]
None on Unknown
#4515

Self love: it's very important.

— Kathleen [2017-11-22]
None on Unknown
#4514

It's important to stretch before you become a boyband.

— Paul [2017-11-22]
None on Unknown
#4513

Are all of us smarter than some of us?

— Cameron [2017-11-22]
None on Unknown
#4512

I'm not sure how I feel about tin foil bondage.

— Kathleen [2017-11-21]
None on Unknown
#4511

I have nothing bad to say about Beej.

— James, disappointed [2017-11-21]
None on Unknown
#4510

Are any of us good at things?

— Cameron [2017-11-21]
None on Unknown
#4509

I'm not weird!

— Beej [2017-11-21]
None on Unknown
#4508

It's like, why Edmonton of all places? But that's something you ask often when you live in Edmonton.

— Beej [2017-11-20]
None on Unknown
#4507

'Why did it get so uncomfortably sexual?' Well it's Beej and Ian, what do you want?

— Graham [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4506

I don't really care what happens to my body.

— Beej [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4505

Is it cannibalism if it's your own organs?

— Matt [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4504

We can be super horny, we just can't do anything about it.

— Ian [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4503

Bus King is a title you hold in your heart, not in your pants.

— Kathleen [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4502

I can't be the only one who thinks coffee is sexy, right?

— Serge [2017-11-19]
None on Unknown
#4501

Your meat tastes better when you're satisfied.

— Alex [2017-11-18]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4500

Don't drink to excess. It's not fun.

— Andy [2017-11-18]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4499

Good things are nice.

— Ben [2017-11-18]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4498

I feel like I was a strict upgrade.

— Matt [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4497

Wow, so viral. I can feel myself getting sick of them already.

— Alex [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope
#4496

The minute we flip a dong, this whole thing caves in.

— Alex [2017-11-17]
Desertbus on Desert Bus for Hope