Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4333

How is a cat different from a bird? Oh right, two holes.

— Ian [2017-07-31]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4332

I am too busy to manually anger my cat.

— Kathleen [2017-07-31]
Board Games on CheckPoint Plus
#4331

The problem was either too much or not enough beer.

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4330

Right! I forgot I'm awesome.

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4329

I feel like the answer to a lot of questions is 'Technically, but why?'

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4328

Why does the chat know what's in our fridge?

— Paul [2017-07-28]
Board Games on The Crapshoot
#4327

'Are you hungry for love, James?' 'No, not really.'

— Serge and James [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4326

Goodbye, James. You weren't even worth the bullets they put in you.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4325

How many times do I need to punch a boy in the head before he explodes?

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4324

My name is James and I hate beautiful things.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4323

That's a bug? I thought it just sucked.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4322

That was 100% my fault, but I'm going to blame society.

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4321

One of us is behind cover that explodes.

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4320

Why are some trees trees, but some trees are not trees?

— Cameron [2017-07-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4319

Sign my name on a bullet and send it to them.

— Serge [2017-07-27]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4318

I regret this decision...

— James [2015-07-09]
None on 18 Games & Counting
#4317

Don't worry about it. People will die

— Rujasu [2017-07-27]
None on 18 Games & Counting
#4315

Okay, who ordered floor brain?

— Beej [2017-07-26]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4314

It's the internet, Kathleen! Everybody lies.

— Heather [2017-07-25]
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator on New Day Tewsday
#4313

We can vibrate. And we should vibrate.

— Ian [2017-07-24]
Lupin the 3rd: Treasure of the Sorcerer King on Matters of Import
#4312

Maybe they're not weird. Maybe shrimp are normal.

— Heather [2017-07-23]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
#4311

If I do a sheep I screw myself.

— Serge [2017-07-21]
Settlers of Catan on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4310

If I'm the hot singles in my area, who am I supposed to bang?

— Graham [2017-07-20]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4309

Did you just laugh at me saying "get it up?" ...Yeah, that's fair.

— James, to Alex [2017-07-18]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
#4308

It's a lot easier not to kiss when you don't have a mouth.

— Ian [2017-07-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry