Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4234

I don't know what that does, but it makes my eye wet.

— Beej [2017-05-29]
None on Matters of Import
#4233

I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes

— Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4232

I just like being asleep!

— Cori [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4231

I have weak, attainable goals.

— Graham [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4230

You are me feeling lucky.

— Graham, of Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4229

The hard-things-and-soft-things manifesto applies.

— Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4228

You're blocking the ass.

— Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4227

I am a Markov chain.

— Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4226

I am disturbed that Ben is a better friend than both of us.

— Kathleen, of herself and Beej [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4225

I'll be making quotes long after you're dead.

— Ben, to Ian [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4224

I finally found my people: trash birds!

— Ben [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4223

I don't wanna be friends with anybody who doesn't like Cool Ranch Doritos

— Ben [2017-05-27]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4222

I'm gonna draft this card just so I don't have to make judge calls on it.

— Serge [2017-05-26]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4221

If we can't win, we want to at least be entertaining.

— Graham [2017-05-25]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4220

It's almost 9, the ocean is closed!

— Heather [2017-05-24]
100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
#4219

Gravity's pulling my balls!

— Ian [2017-05-24]
100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
#4218

Why would I ever be a human? Dogs are infinitely better.

— Ben [2017-05-24]
100ft Robot Golf on Crossing the Streams
#4217

I clearly gotta be a bunch of dogs!

— Ben [2017-05-24]
None on Crossing the Streams
#4216

Find somebody to look at you the way Serge looks at coffee.

— Serge [2017-05-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4215

Ian is very trying right now.

— Heather [2017-05-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4214

Of all the things I want to cut, the table comes before Ian almost every time.

— Serge [2017-05-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4213

Coffee and cannons, what could possibly go wrong?

— Serge [2017-05-22]
None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#4211

I didn't get to cut off his thing.

— Adam [2017-05-20]
The Surge on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4210

Women exist.

— Ian [2017-05-19]
Board Games on Talking Simulator
#4209

Why don't they ever give Mario guns?

— Beej [2017-05-15]
Takeshi no Chousenjou on Matters of Import