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  1. #8755
    Please don't hack our washlet.
    — Paul [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8754
    Somehow, they stay alive.
    — Cori, of giraffes [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8753
    Only *we* honk.
    — Cori [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8752
    Not fursonas. Not again.
    — Cori [2023-11-12]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8751
    We have a PO Box: Please don't.
    — Graham [2023-11-11]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8750
    Get me pictures of Sandy Loam!
    — Andrew [2023-11-11]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8749
    I'm not going to ask you to take that again because I don't want you to.
    — Jordan [2023-11-11]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8748
    What is a tradition if it doesn't hurt you in some way?
    — Andy [2023-11-11]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8747
    I like to break stuff.
    — Ian [2023-11-11]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8746
    Bone Zone is a state of mind.
    — Graham [2023-11-10]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8745
    Oh it's a reprint of that card.....from set.
    — Graham [2023-11-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8744
    We're just here to be weird. We're weird little guys.
    — Bengineering [2023-11-08]
    Board Games on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8743
    This might have been a tremendously bad idea.
    — James [2023-11-07]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8742
    But what if I bought a golden monkey?
    — Wheeler [2023-11-05]
    Hearthstone on Is This Your Card?
  15. #8741
    Let's long rest in this acid cave. That seems safe.
    — Heather [2023-11-04]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Play it Forward
  16. #8740
    Just say "no" to everything he says!
    — Serge, about Wheeler, urgently [2023-11-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #8739
    I just like green beef.
    — Ben [2023-11-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #8738
    I refuse to acknowledge that I might be wrong.
    — Serge [2023-10-31]
    Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8737
    Just assume I'm doing a good job.
    — Serge [2023-10-31]
    Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8736
    More blood!
    — Angel [2023-10-30]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #8735
    This crab's got dildo hands.
    — Cori, reading chat [2023-10-30]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8734
    I won't be removing any limbs today.
    — Angel [2023-10-30]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8733
    There's so much value in being annoying.
    — Wheeler [2023-10-29]
    Pokémon Trading Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8732
    Did you just slurp into a Slim Jim?
    — Ian [2023-10-28]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8731
    I was like, 'I can make a spreadsheet?' Hell yeah!
    — Beej [2023-10-28]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight