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#8458

Everyone should have a raise.

— Graham [2023-02-08]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8457

You landed right behind your own butt!

— Kathleen [2023-02-06]
Mario Party Superstars on Crossing the Streams
#8456

You've got important eyeballs to work on.

— Cori, to Angel [2023-02-06]
Art on Play it Forward
#8455

More flan!

— Graham [2023-02-06]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8454

Nobody wants to give me their hat.

— Heather [2023-02-05]
Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
#8453

What does anyone get out of learning driving?

— Heather [2023-02-05]
Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
#8452

One of those was for novelty, the second was for greed.

— Graham [2023-02-01]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8451

Why do I always die to anime?

— James [2023-01-30]
Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
#8450

You know, not *every* circumstance requires bim bam boom.

— Cori [2023-01-30]
Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
#8449

That's a single-seater pig.

— Cori [2023-01-30]
Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
#8448

It's not collusion if my advice is bad.

— Wheeler [2023-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8447

Don't make fun of me when I'm eating cookie.

— Serge [2023-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8446

I can't miss a chance to go against what Serge wants.

— Bengineering [2023-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8445

Why does this plane have teeth!?

— Multiple People [2023-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8444

I'm also okay with becoming a Rat King.

— Ben [2023-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8443

LoadingReadyOne

— Ben [2023-01-28]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8442

Exactly, you can't discount the man-tank.

— Graham [2023-01-25]
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
#8441

It feels like my darkness is just darker.

— Serge [2023-01-24]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8440

I'm gonna eat this briefcase full of health.

— Ian [2023-01-23]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#8439

This is the cursed sheep area. Don't put sheep here.

— Nelson [2023-01-23]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#8438

Yeah the weapon you just get, I think it has a cool turndown.

— Serge [2023-01-23]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#8437

Some of us are playing to win; some of us are playing for the highlight reel.

— Ian [2023-01-23]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#8436

Everyone's got six worms.

— Graham [2023-01-23]
Worms W.M.D on Crossing the Streams
#8435

Don't listen to Ian; that's always the moral of the story.

— Heather [2023-01-22]
Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe
#8434

Sleep surprises me when I give up.

— Heather [2023-01-22]
Spin Rhythm XD on Rhythm Cafe