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#8516

Paul: not really a jerk.

— Heather [2023-04-17]
Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
#8515

Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks.

— Paul [2023-04-17]
Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
#8514

For the folks at home, I pogged in real life.

— Wheeler [2023-04-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8513

I like to keep a creamy rug.

— Wheeler [2023-04-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8512

Why is this goat not goating us?

— James [2023-04-11]
Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
#8511

We always come back to teeth.

— Alex [2023-04-10]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8510

Wow that is much more fucked up then I was expecting.

— Alex [2023-04-10]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8509

Just pretend like I know what I'm doing.

— Wheeler [2023-04-09]
Slay the Spire on Rhythm Cafe
#8508

Not only am I invincible as a shark, I'm also big-brained!

— Ian [2023-04-09]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8507

I can dress him stupid! that's how I'll get my revenge!

— Cori [2023-04-06]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8506

Just because it's a one hit kill, doesn't mean you can't put some effort into that one hit.

— Cori [2023-04-05]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8505

We gamers, we know what we're doing.

— James [2023-04-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8504

You see, I'm not talking nonsense.

— RebelliousUno [2023-04-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8503

Fire is easy.

— James [2023-04-03]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8502

Nooooo! The turd grabbed back!

— Nelson [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8501

What this game needs more than anything is a 'put hat back on' button.

— Ian [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8500

This game always drags out what my last noise will be.

— Cameron [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8499

My hitbox is abnormally large for my age.

— Ian [2023-03-26]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8498

Even in Minecraft you don't do it like this!

— Alex [2023-03-25]
Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8497

That's what the rulebook says - one good idea a year.

— James [2023-03-25]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8496

A boat is just a hole that can float.

— Beej [2023-03-25]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8495

It's like God took a dump in your hands, it's glorious.

— Ian [2023-03-25]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8494

you haven't lived until you've sporked.

— James [2023-03-21]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8493

This is flared in the X, Y and Z axes.

— Cameron [2023-03-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8492

We'll see if the communal LoadingReadyRun brain cell is working hard today.

— Jordynne [2023-03-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams