Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#8560

That's just a human cake.

— Az [2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8559

Noise-cancelling headphones: they don't stop the police.

— Cori [2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8558

Play with the knobs because they are pretty colors and make fun noises.

— Wheeler [2023-06-11]
Monster Train on Rhythm Cafe
#8557

How do you shout-out a cat?

— PowrDragn [2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8556

There's nothing in the rules about Gandalfing wrong.

— Serge [2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8555

The rules are all fun and we're in charge.

— Serge [2023-06-06]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8554

Everybody knows dot com is the real internet.

— Cori [2023-06-05]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8553

Don't call the Rhythm Fire Department!

— Ian [2023-06-04]
LOUD: My Road to Fame on Rhythm Cafe
#8552

Beej didn't tell you anything.

— Beej [2023-06-04]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8551

We do whatever we want here.

— James [2023-05-31]
Poker on AFK
#8550

Breaking your legs is not dying.

— James [2023-05-30]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8549

Real-world physics is such a downer.

— Paul [2023-05-29]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#8548

Palms are free real estate.

— Az [2023-05-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8547

Do not waste katana!

— Cori [2023-05-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8546

My parents instilled in me an unnecessary sense of responsibility.

— Ian [2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
#8545

Who's better at destroying evidence? Let's find out!

— Heather [2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
#8544

My manners compel me to say "thank you", but be aware I don't mean it.

— Ian [2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8543

You seem like a man who likes to lick things.

— Bengineering, to Beej [2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8542

Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?

— Alex [2023-05-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8541

Horse club: we live with our choices.

— Carrie [2023-05-22]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8540

And people say this is the wholesome stream." "DO they?

— Ian and Heather [2023-05-21]
Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
#8539

The less said about nut milk on this stream, the better.

— Ian [2023-05-21]
Beat Blitz on Rhythm Cafe
#8538

Yeah, Magic players are idiots.

— Wheeler [2023-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8537

Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.

— Cori [2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8536

I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.

— Ben [2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams