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  1. #8728
    I will move this carrot. That will unfill my cat pockets.
    — Heather [2023-10-28]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8727
    I can see Satan!
    — Alex, pointing at Jacob [2023-10-25]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #8726
    Real question: do demons have pockets?
    — Heather [2023-10-23]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8725
    The law is not real.
    — Ian [2023-10-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8724
    No one has poo'd on Europa!
    — Cori [2023-10-23]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8723
    I'm sure if chat cared, they would agree with me.
    — Az [2023-10-23]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8722
    What if Hell, but good?
    — Ian [2023-10-22]
    A Dance of Fire and Ice on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8721
    I want a proper scoot-scoot!
    — Heather [2023-10-20]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  9. #8720
    CHURN FOR ME!
    — Wheeler, to his controller [2023-10-20]
    Street Fighter 6 on AFK
  10. #8719
    I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet.
    — Jacob [2023-10-20]
    Street Fighter 6 on AFK
  11. #8718
    We are all normal humans, with a normal amount of limbs and lungs.
    — Dale [2023-10-18]
    Board Games on AFK
  12. #8717
    I don't have to 'yes, and' Twitch chat.
    — James [2023-10-17]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  13. #8716
    If you like pressure plates, you'll love doors!
    — RebelliousUno, Sarcastically [2023-10-17]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  14. #8715
    Nobody ever has to get set on fire. It just happens sometimes.
    — Heather [2023-10-14]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Talking Simulator
  15. #8714
    I took your orb; I'm sorry.
    — Molly [2023-10-13]
    Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
  16. #8713
    Noooo! Nutsack, you were the chosen one!
    — James [2023-10-13]
    PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Talking Simulator
  17. #8712
    What can I do to put you into a shoebill today?
    — Ian [2023-10-13]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  18. #8711
    I'm talking for some reason about real life.
    — Ian [2023-10-13]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  19. #8710
    Never give chat your real name. Do not accept food from chat directly.
    — Ian [2023-10-13]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  20. #8709
    They're just going to keep subbing until we have too many dilly bars.
    — Ian, concerning chat [2023-10-13]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  21. #8708
    Stretch the butt. By which I mean the legs. The leg portion of the butt. Look. You know.
    — Ian [2023-10-12]
    Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
  22. #8707
    You ever whoops into an oboe?
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Peglin on Talking Simulator
  23. #8706
    We'll honk that bridge when we come to it.
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
  24. #8705
    Sorry! Sorry! I shouldn't have been an artist.
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
  25. #8704
    Hello, I have caused problems on purpose.
    — Graham [2023-10-12]
    Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator