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Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #8904
    Swamps are inherently very funny.
    — Kathleen [2024-01-31]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  2. #8903
    I'm not THE problem, but I am A problem.
    — Az [2024-01-29]
    Art on LRRMtG
  3. #8902
    Horses are expensive. Pegging is basically free.
    — Cori [2024-01-29]
    Art on LRRMtG
  4. #8901
    Serge remains moist and honest.
    — Kathleen [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #8900
    It's important for chat to just say everything.
    — Nelson [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #8899
    We are responsible for the words you don't read.
    — Cameron [2024-01-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #8898
    I'm gonna start evolving sheep into their final form of bed.
    — Serge [2024-01-23]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8897
    One two zero, that's a full year in years.
    — Ian [2024-01-20]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8896
    Suddenly we care about the facts!
    — Kathleen [2024-01-20]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8895
    I'm just gonna cast stuff now and die later. But I'm gonna cause all the problems I can in the meantime!
    — Bengineering [2024-01-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #8894
    Beej has to eat all the trash ham himself.
    — Heather [2024-01-19]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  12. #8893
    Spoilers for.... something.
    — Ian [2024-01-18]
    Lupin the 3rd: The Typing on AFK
  13. #8892
    No! why is my sword out of ammo?!
    — Alex [2024-01-17]
    Games + Demos on AFK
  14. #8891
    Why are the bondage catwomen so fast?
    — Graham [2024-01-17]
    Games + Demos on AFK
  15. #8890
    I hate how the bones are wibbling .
    — Graham [2024-01-17]
    Games + Demos on AFK
  16. #8889
    Why do I always get interrupted by someone on a horse?
    — Wheeler [2024-01-14]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8888
    Every three years, Kirby kills another god.
    — Beej [2024-01-12]
    Just Chatting on The Long Game
  18. #8887
    I found all your clown pieces.
    — Heather [2024-01-06]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8886
    What part of the crab is ... the butt?
    — Paul [2024-01-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8885
    I say this with love, what's wrong with our chat?
    — Wheeler [2024-01-05]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  21. #8884
    I don't trust anything that has snow on it.
    — Adam [2024-01-02]
    Lethal Company on AFK
  22. #8883
    Everybody needs a good head dungeon.....you heard me.
    — James [2024-01-02]
    Minecraft on AFK
  23. #8882
    The wiggles make it come back!
    — Cori [2024-01-01]
    Art on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #8881
    5am is a crime its self, it doesn't need help.
    — Heather [2024-01-01]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #8880
    Ian!" "No!
    — Graham and Ian [2023-12-30]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive

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