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  1. #8626
    We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.
    — Serge [2023-08-19]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8625
    Right, that was Monday when we were putting compasses in our ass.
    — Ian [2023-08-17]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #8624
    There's nothing more excruciating than trying to put my mind into the mind of the common man.
    — Ian [2023-08-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8623
    How many ferrets could ride a horse?
    — Paul [2023-08-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8622
    Maybe you should wear some knife booties.
    — Heather, to Ian [2023-08-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #8621
    I've talked enough.
    — Ian [2023-08-13]
    Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #8620
    We're not here for "productive" at the Rhythm Cafe.
    — Heather [2023-08-13]
    Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8619
    Call me "8 Sausage" Yager.
    — Serge [2023-08-12]
    Escape from Tarkov on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8618
    I don't *want* Empty the Warrens.
    — James [2023-08-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8617
    No one needs to curse James, James is there to curse James.
    — Serge [2023-08-08]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8616
    A foreign trident is fine if the lightning is local.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-08-08]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8615
    Have you tried datamining yet?
    — Heather [2023-08-04]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  13. #8614
    If you hear any babies crying, that's from your house chat.
    — Nelson [2023-08-04]
    Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #8613
    We're verbing it now?
    — Adam [2023-07-28]
    None on Play it Forward
  15. #8612
    It's a butt joke, over and over.
    — Beej [2023-07-27]
    Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey on Play it Forward
  16. #8611
    If I do one thing, it's marinate.
    — Cameron [2023-07-24]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8610
    Everything I say sounds sinister.
    — Angel [2023-07-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #8609
    I don't do that, I'm a rebel.
    — Angel [2023-07-24]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #8608
    I don't remember which button was the slamming and destruction. They don't let me have it very often.
    — Heather [2023-07-23]
    The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #8607
    Be the blimp that you want to see in the universe.
    — Ian [2023-07-23]
    The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8606
    Hide your horrible feet, people, each and every one of you.
    — Ian [2023-07-23]
    The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8605
    I’m not against it, but I also don’t reallllly care?
    — Graham
    Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey on Play it Forward
  23. #8604
    Where are tiny holes?
    — Cori [2023-07-22]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  24. #8603
    This is weird.
    — Alex [2023-07-22]
    Special Events on Play it Forward
  25. #8602
    'Kathleen sounds like a ghost escaping.' 'That's my happiness.'
    — Graham and Kathleen [2023-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG