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  1. #8433
    Everything I know is second-hand from Beej. Everything.
    — Serge [2023-01-21]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  2. #8432
    Some great suggestions from chat. Most of which are wrong.
    — Graham [2023-01-21]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #8431
    Quick, back into the cloaca!
    — Graham [2023-01-20]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  4. #8430
    "Knowing trivia is great." "Knowing useful things is probably better."
    — Beej and Paul [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8429
    Oh the mint possibilities.
    — Ian [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8428
    Why is this a tattoo of Grimace getting shot through the chest while shitting?
    — Ian [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8427
    I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I am going to say I wish we weren't talking about this.
    — Nelson [2023-01-16]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8426
    You peaked too early, Hosk!
    — Cori [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  9. #8425
    Chat loves all abominations against God equally.
    — Az, quoting beowuuf [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  10. #8424
    What's more masculine than width?
    — cori [2023-01-16]
    Art on Play it Forward
  11. #8423
    I got your skin!
    — Graham [2023-01-16]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  12. #8422
    Don't you hate it when the bottom half of your hot dog is monkey feet?
    — Paul [2023-01-09]
    Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8421
    Oh no, my ring!
    — Ian [2023-01-09]
    Fall Guys on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8420
    It wasn't a mistake, because I didn't know what I was doing.
    — Cori [2023-01-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8419
    We embrace our mistakes here at horse court.
    — Cori [2023-01-09]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #8418
    I did not push the buttons. I am not arrestable.
    — Heather [2023-01-08]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8417
    No!..wait we're improv people, yes and fuck that!
    — Bengineering [2023-01-03]
    None on AFK
  18. #8416
    I had a lot to say about stuff that probably wasn't that valuable.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  19. #8415
    I can put my face wherever I want.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  20. #8414
    I love tumblr.
    — Beej [2023-01-01]
    Just Chatting on Bonus Stream
  21. #8413
    Do I lose 'cause I questioned you?
    — Serge, to Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8412
    Hey, chat! Stop being correct! It's a bad look for us!
    — Wheeler [2022-12-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8411
    All the animals are in hell now!
    — James, laughing [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  24. #8410
    They're just hateful, hateful farmyard animals.
    — James, on sheep [2022-12-27]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  25. #8409
    Assume a spherical Viking.
    — Beej [2022-12-26]
    Special Events on Bonus Stream