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  1. #8483
    Take that, commerce.
    — Ian [2023-03-12]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #8482
    I put my geometry inside another man and he died.
    — Graham [2023-03-06]
    GoldenEye 007 on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8481
    Well, I guess I'm the only one that likes to sit.
    — Nelson [2023-03-03]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8480
    There's no reason we can't go deeper and we SHOULD go deeper, so we can have a hole worthy for what we want.
    — Ian [2023-03-02]
    Makers & Crafting on LRRMtG
  5. #8479
    Please stop mailing us meat.
    — Graham [2023-03-01]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  6. #8478
    Panic, panic, panic, that's gonna win the game!
    — Beej [2023-02-27]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8477
    This is why none of us are birds.
    — Ian [2023-02-27]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8476
    Gimme those wet, wet streets and that's all I need.
    — Ian [2023-02-26]
    THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8475
    Just assume anything Beej is doing is to make you angry on purpose.
    — Heather [2023-02-24]
    Just Chatting on Play it Forward
  10. #8474
    I'm putting on my thinking slouch, can't think with good posture.
    — Graham [2023-02-24]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  11. #8473
    Come back, weird space clam!
    — Serge [2023-02-20]
    Deep Rock Galactic on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8472
    I've never felt the need to apologise for a bit before...
    — Ian, ominously [2023-02-18]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #8471
    It sounds like it's coming from my pants. That's very upsetting.
    — Beej [2023-02-18]
    Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #8470
    With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?
    — Heather, to Paul [2023-02-17]
    Blanc on Bonus Stream
  15. #8469
    I haven't been able to do my butt wiggles yet.
    — Heather [2023-02-17]
    Blanc on Bonus Stream
  16. #8468
    So now you know chat, it was all my fault.
    — James [2023-02-14]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8467
    The condom juice doesn't mean what you think it does.
    — Nelson [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8466
    Horse beef.
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8465
    Sometimes I write things so fast that I should slow down and think, hey, it actually would be funnier if it... was funnier.
    — Beej [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8464
    Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8463
    Oh wow, this looks horrifying! Excellent, perfect.
    — Iris_of_Ether [2023-02-13]
    Art on Play it Forward
  22. #8462
    I have reached the interior of the horse.
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Art on Play it Forward
  23. #8461
    Pyramids are just the flat whites of triangles.
    — Ian [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #8460
    It's a weird day when people tell me to be more like Ian.
    — Serge [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  25. #8459
    Not everything is a test from God.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward