Quotes – LRRbot

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#8566

The greed is real, and honestly kinda works in my favour.

— Kathleen [2023-06-15]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#8565

You don't always have to maximise your ring dude.

— Graham [2023-06-15]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#8564

I've seen it with my eyes, but I haven't seen it with my other organs.

— Ian [2023-06-14]
HeroQuest on AFK
#8563

Fall before the might of Twinks!

— Bengineering [2023-06-14]
HeroQuest on AFK
#8562

Send my balls to space!

— Cori [2023-06-12]
Puzzle Bobble Everybubble! on Crossing the Streams
#8561

If I hear any of this noise in the bathroom, something has gone horribly wrong.

— Ian [2023-06-12]
Puzzle Bobble Everybubble! on Crossing the Streams
#8560

That's just a human cake.

— Az [2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8559

Noise-cancelling headphones: they don't stop the police.

— Cori [2023-06-12]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8558

Play with the knobs because they are pretty colors and make fun noises.

— Wheeler [2023-06-11]
Monster Train on Rhythm Cafe
#8557

How do you shout-out a cat?

— PowrDragn [2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8556

There's nothing in the rules about Gandalfing wrong.

— Serge [2023-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8555

The rules are all fun and we're in charge.

— Serge [2023-06-06]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8554

Everybody knows dot com is the real internet.

— Cori [2023-06-05]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8553

Don't call the Rhythm Fire Department!

— Ian [2023-06-04]
LOUD: My Road to Fame on Rhythm Cafe
#8552

Beej didn't tell you anything.

— Beej [2023-06-04]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8551

We do whatever we want here.

— James [2023-05-31]
Poker on AFK
#8550

Breaking your legs is not dying.

— James [2023-05-30]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8549

Real-world physics is such a downer.

— Paul [2023-05-29]
Rocket League on Crossing the Streams
#8548

Palms are free real estate.

— Az [2023-05-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8547

Do not waste katana!

— Cori [2023-05-29]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8546

My parents instilled in me an unnecessary sense of responsibility.

— Ian [2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
#8545

Who's better at destroying evidence? Let's find out!

— Heather [2023-05-28]
Melatonin on Rhythm Cafe
#8544

My manners compel me to say "thank you", but be aware I don't mean it.

— Ian [2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8543

You seem like a man who likes to lick things.

— Bengineering, to Beej [2023-05-27]
Special Events on LoadingReadyLive
#8542

Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?

— Alex [2023-05-22]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams