Quotes – LRRbot

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#8508

Not only am I invincible as a shark, I'm also big-brained!

— Ian [2023-04-09]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8507

I can dress him stupid! that's how I'll get my revenge!

— Cori [2023-04-06]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8506

Just because it's a one hit kill, doesn't mean you can't put some effort into that one hit.

— Cori [2023-04-05]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8505

We gamers, we know what we're doing.

— James [2023-04-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8504

You see, I'm not talking nonsense.

— RebelliousUno [2023-04-04]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8503

Fire is easy.

— James [2023-04-03]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8502

Nooooo! The turd grabbed back!

— Nelson [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8501

What this game needs more than anything is a 'put hat back on' button.

— Ian [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8500

This game always drags out what my last noise will be.

— Cameron [2023-03-27]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#8499

My hitbox is abnormally large for my age.

— Ian [2023-03-26]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
#8498

Even in Minecraft you don't do it like this!

— Alex [2023-03-25]
Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8497

That's what the rulebook says - one good idea a year.

— James [2023-03-25]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8496

A boat is just a hole that can float.

— Beej [2023-03-25]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8495

It's like God took a dump in your hands, it's glorious.

— Ian [2023-03-25]
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8494

you haven't lived until you've sporked.

— James [2023-03-21]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8493

This is flared in the X, Y and Z axes.

— Cameron [2023-03-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8492

We'll see if the communal LoadingReadyRun brain cell is working hard today.

— Jordynne [2023-03-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8491

I could have made better decisions.

— Beej [2023-03-20]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8490

We won't go into this too deeply, because it's stupid and dumb.

— Paul [2023-03-17]
Just Chatting on Play it Forward
#8489

'Remember when computers were easy?' '......No, no, I don't.'

— Ian and Paul [2023-03-16]
Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8488

Never worry about the tarp.

— James [2023-03-14]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8487

You never hope for Beej, you just get Beej.

— James [2023-03-14]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8486

I was born into the higgledy piggledy.

— James [2023-03-14]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8485

Tell us what to do. All hail Cori.

— James [2023-03-13]
Rocket League on Play it Forward
#8484

Do not attempt to go climb the tower of lava.

— Ian [2023-03-12]
Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe