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#8712

What can I do to put you into a shoebill today?

— Ian [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8711

I'm talking for some reason about real life.

— Ian [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8710

Never give chat your real name. Do not accept food from chat directly.

— Ian [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8709

They're just going to keep subbing until we have too many dilly bars.

— Ian, concerning chat [2023-10-13]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8708

Stretch the butt. By which I mean the legs. The leg portion of the butt. Look. You know.

— Ian [2023-10-12]
Project CARS 2 on Talking Simulator
#8707

You ever whoops into an oboe?

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Peglin on Talking Simulator
#8706

We'll honk that bridge when we come to it.

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
#8705

Sorry! Sorry! I shouldn't have been an artist.

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
#8704

Hello, I have caused problems on purpose.

— Graham [2023-10-12]
Untitled Goose Game on Talking Simulator
#8703

I'm going to build an amazing car and I'm going to ruin everyone's lives.

— Beej [2023-10-12]
Midway Arcade on Talking Simulator
#8702

I've never met a joke I don't wanna run into the ground.

— Kathleen [2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#8701

The stakes have never been.

— Beej [2023-10-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Talking Simulator
#8700

When you're wet, you're sad. And when you're in trees, you're beefier.

— Cori [2023-10-10]
Wargroove 2 on Talking Simulator
#8699

I wasn't sleeping; I was in the fetal position.

— Ben [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8698

you don't *have* to listen to James.

— Graham [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8697

Let's take a quick break here from egg.

— James [2023-10-10]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8696

We're only doing Anne Murray covers now!

— Adam, as Core Unit [2023-10-09]
WWE 2K19 on Talking Simulator
#8695

What I'm saying is don't lick stuff.

— Ashley [2023-10-09]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8694

Don't worry, I've found bag 44.

— Ashley [2023-10-09]
Special Events on Talking Simulator
#8693

This is a terrible company I work for! In this videogame! She clarified out loud!

— Heather [2023-10-08]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#8692

Part of me wants to see failure.

— Heather [2023-10-08]
Games + Demos on Talking Simulator
#8691

It was a really luxurious club, until we blew it up.

— Kathleen [2023-10-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
#8690

'What's this do?' 'I don't know.' 'Great!'

— Kathleen and Jacob [2023-10-08]
Tabletop RPGs on Talking Simulator
#8689

When in doubt, just wet the drys.

— Matt [2023-10-08]
Timberborn on Talking Simulator
#8688

We're here to make the whole place wet.

— Matt [2023-10-08]
Timberborn on Talking Simulator