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  1. #8602
    'Kathleen sounds like a ghost escaping.' 'That's my happiness.'
    — Graham and Kathleen [2023-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #8601
    Brother, I'm not here to think.
    — Adam [2023-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #8600
    Sad thopter noises.
    — Cameron [2023-07-21]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #8599
    I can deal with pain, I listen to this guy all the time.
    — Jacob, gesturing to Ian [2023-07-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  5. #8598
    *miscellaneous offscreen tarp noises*
    — Kathleen [2023-07-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  6. #8597
    Well, it was a good idea.
    — Ian, incorrectly [2023-07-19]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #8596
    Look at them! they're swimming around with their little faces!
    — Serge [2023-07-18]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8595
    I un-deafened for this?
    — RebelliousUno [2023-07-18]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8594
    I need the ding for the brain feel good.
    — Graham [2023-07-17]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8593
    Oh, pleaes don't mistake me for a gamer.
    — Serge [2023-07-17]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8592
    Soap is bad. Soap is a trap.
    — Serge [2023-07-17]
    PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8591
    I'm unzipping the frog!!
    — Cori [2023-07-17]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #8590
    I didn't hear what you said, but it was very sassy!
    — Featherweight [2023-07-17]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8589
    In my defence, I trusted Uno.
    — Serge [2023-07-11]
    Minecraft on Play it Forward
  15. #8588
    I'm fun! (You always know somebody's fun when they say 'I'm fun!')
    — Jacob [2023-07-09]
    THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Play it Forward
  16. #8587
    It's not a dark souls boss Nelson, they're gonna figure it out.
    — Adam [2023-07-07]
    Street Fighter 6 on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8586
    Let's have some potentially dangerous fun.
    — Ian [2023-07-06]
    Food & Drink on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8585
    Bombs will solve all of our problems!
    — Cori [2023-07-03]
    TowerFall Ascension on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8584
    While I *admire* Skeletor, I don't want to *be* Skeletor.
    — Ian [2023-07-02]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
  20. #8583
    I'm very good at going down the road of badness.
    — Heather [2023-07-02]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
  21. #8582
    Skin-based advice? Well, I mean, only if you're eating.
    — Ian [2023-07-02]
    Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
  22. #8581
    It's still a fall even if it's sideways.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-06-27]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8580
    Spatchcock my mushurkey!
    — Beej [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8579
    Pick the scrungliest problem.
    — Matt [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8578
    I only speak the truth.
    — Ian, lying [2023-06-26]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams