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#8601

Brother, I'm not here to think.

— Adam [2023-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8600

Sad thopter noises.

— Cameron [2023-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8599

I can deal with pain, I listen to this guy all the time.

— Jacob, gesturing to Ian [2023-07-19]
Board Games on AFK
#8598

*miscellaneous offscreen tarp noises*

— Kathleen [2023-07-19]
Board Games on AFK
#8597

Well, it was a good idea.

— Ian, incorrectly [2023-07-19]
Board Games on AFK
#8596

Look at them! they're swimming around with their little faces!

— Serge [2023-07-18]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8595

I un-deafened for this?

— RebelliousUno [2023-07-18]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8594

I need the ding for the brain feel good.

— Graham [2023-07-17]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8593

Oh, pleaes don't mistake me for a gamer.

— Serge [2023-07-17]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8592

Soap is bad. Soap is a trap.

— Serge [2023-07-17]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8591

I'm unzipping the frog!!

— Cori [2023-07-17]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#8590

I didn't hear what you said, but it was very sassy!

— Featherweight [2023-07-17]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8589

In my defence, I trusted Uno.

— Serge [2023-07-11]
Minecraft on Play it Forward
#8588

I'm fun! (You always know somebody's fun when they say 'I'm fun!')

— Jacob [2023-07-09]
THEATRHYTHM FINAL BAR LINE on Play it Forward
#8587

It's not a dark souls boss Nelson, they're gonna figure it out.

— Adam [2023-07-07]
Street Fighter 6 on Crossing the Streams
#8586

Let's have some potentially dangerous fun.

— Ian [2023-07-06]
Food & Drink on Crossing the Streams
#8585

Bombs will solve all of our problems!

— Cori [2023-07-03]
TowerFall Ascension on Crossing the Streams
#8584

While I *admire* Skeletor, I don't want to *be* Skeletor.

— Ian [2023-07-02]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
#8583

I'm very good at going down the road of badness.

— Heather [2023-07-02]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
#8582

Skin-based advice? Well, I mean, only if you're eating.

— Ian [2023-07-02]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Bonus Stream
#8581

It's still a fall even if it's sideways.

— RebelliousUno [2023-06-27]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8580

Spatchcock my mushurkey!

— Beej [2023-06-26]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8579

Pick the scrungliest problem.

— Matt [2023-06-26]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8578

I only speak the truth.

— Ian, lying [2023-06-26]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8577

Drink the Grimace.

— Cori [2023-06-26]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams