Quotes – LRRbot

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#8537

Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.

— Cori [2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8536

I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.

— Ben [2023-05-15]
PowerWash Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#8535

I am the villain.

— Angel [2023-05-15]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8534

I'm about to make some very poor decisions.

— Beej [2023-05-13]
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Bonus Stream
#8533

If you have to ask who baby is, you're probably baby.

— Serge [2023-05-12]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8532

I need 50 pounds of grubs.

— Cori [2023-05-08]
Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince on Crossing the Streams
#8531

The score is, Heather wins.

— Heather [2023-05-07]
Mozart Requiem on Rhythm Cafe
#8530

He's a video game character, he's not gonna need all those organs.

— Heather [2023-05-05]
Just Chatting on CheckPoint Plus
#8529

I called it!...other then the time I flip-flopped.

— Cori [2023-05-05]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8528

Do you think being a swarm of bugs counts as a negative condition?

— Adam [2023-05-04]
Board Games on LRRMtG
#8527

It may look silly, but I once flashed a statue and it gave me treasure.

— Cori [2023-05-03]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8526

When you're on the train, you're on the train. To the train.

— Ian [2023-04-29]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8525

I'm not here to make optimal doughnut plays.

— Bengineering [2023-04-26]
Board Games on AFK
#8524

Everyone wants a tasty face.

— Nelson [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8523

Chat just wants the jizz.

— Nelson [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8522

I am proud of my sins.

— Alex [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8521

Leave room for Sputnik!

— Cori [2023-04-24]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8520

I could have Yoshi'd that [polar bear] real good.

— Cori [2023-04-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8519

How could not win the election with these draws?!

— Nelson [2023-04-21]
Magic: The Gathering on The Long Game
#8518

Gimme purple! I'm gonna go around the house looking for purple.

— Cori [2023-04-20]
Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
#8517

I've got my two badgers and that's all I need.

— Serge [2023-04-18]
Minecraft: Legends on Crossing the Streams
#8516

Paul: not really a jerk.

— Heather [2023-04-17]
Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
#8515

Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks.

— Paul [2023-04-17]
Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
#8514

For the folks at home, I pogged in real life.

— Wheeler [2023-04-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8513

I like to keep a creamy rug.

— Wheeler [2023-04-16]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight