Quotes – LRRbot

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#8619

Call me "8 Sausage" Yager.

— Serge [2023-08-12]
Escape from Tarkov on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8618

I don't *want* Empty the Warrens.

— James [2023-08-11]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8617

No one needs to curse James, James is there to curse James.

— Serge [2023-08-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8616

A foreign trident is fine if the lightning is local.

— RebelliousUno [2023-08-08]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8615

Have you tried datamining yet?

— Heather [2023-08-04]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8614

If you hear any babies crying, that's from your house chat.

— Nelson [2023-08-04]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8613

We're verbing it now?

— Adam [2023-07-28]
None on Play it Forward
#8612

It's a butt joke, over and over.

— Beej [2023-07-27]
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey on Play it Forward
#8611

If I do one thing, it's marinate.

— Cameron [2023-07-24]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#8610

Everything I say sounds sinister.

— Angel [2023-07-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8609

I don't do that, I'm a rebel.

— Angel [2023-07-24]
Art on Rhythm Cafe
#8608

I don't remember which button was the slamming and destruction. They don't let me have it very often.

— Heather [2023-07-23]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8607

Be the blimp that you want to see in the universe.

— Ian [2023-07-23]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8606

Hide your horrible feet, people, each and every one of you.

— Ian [2023-07-23]
The Artful Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#8605

I’m not against it, but I also don’t reallllly care?

— Graham
Shin-chan: Me and the Professor on Summer Vacation - The Endless Seven-Day Journey on Play it Forward
#8604

Where are tiny holes?

— Cori [2023-07-22]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8603

This is weird.

— Alex [2023-07-22]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8602

'Kathleen sounds like a ghost escaping.' 'That's my happiness.'

— Graham and Kathleen [2023-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8601

Brother, I'm not here to think.

— Adam [2023-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8600

Sad thopter noises.

— Cameron [2023-07-21]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8599

I can deal with pain, I listen to this guy all the time.

— Jacob, gesturing to Ian [2023-07-19]
Board Games on AFK
#8598

*miscellaneous offscreen tarp noises*

— Kathleen [2023-07-19]
Board Games on AFK
#8597

Well, it was a good idea.

— Ian, incorrectly [2023-07-19]
Board Games on AFK
#8596

Look at them! they're swimming around with their little faces!

— Serge [2023-07-18]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8595

I un-deafened for this?

— RebelliousUno [2023-07-18]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams