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  1. #8466
    Horse beef.
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8465
    Sometimes I write things so fast that I should slow down and think, hey, it actually would be funnier if it... was funnier.
    — Beej [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8464
    Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8463
    Oh wow, this looks horrifying! Excellent, perfect.
    — Iris_of_Ether [2023-02-13]
    Art on Play it Forward
  5. #8462
    I have reached the interior of the horse.
    — Cori [2023-02-13]
    Art on Play it Forward
  6. #8461
    Pyramids are just the flat whites of triangles.
    — Ian [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  7. #8460
    It's a weird day when people tell me to be more like Ian.
    — Serge [2023-02-08]
    Board Games on AFK
  8. #8459
    Not everything is a test from God.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  9. #8458
    Everyone should have a raise.
    — Graham [2023-02-08]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  10. #8457
    You landed right behind your own butt!
    — Kathleen [2023-02-06]
    Mario Party Superstars on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8456
    You've got important eyeballs to work on.
    — Cori, to Angel [2023-02-06]
    Art on Play it Forward
  12. #8455
    More flan!
    — Graham [2023-02-06]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  13. #8454
    Nobody wants to give me their hat.
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  14. #8453
    What does anyone get out of learning driving?
    — Heather [2023-02-05]
    Everhood on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #8452
    One of those was for novelty, the second was for greed.
    — Graham [2023-02-01]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward
  16. #8451
    Why do I always die to anime?
    — James [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8450
    You know, not *every* circumstance requires bim bam boom.
    — Cori [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8449
    That's a single-seater pig.
    — Cori [2023-01-30]
    Fortnite on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8448
    It's not collusion if my advice is bad.
    — Wheeler [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #8447
    Don't make fun of me when I'm eating cookie.
    — Serge [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  21. #8446
    I can't miss a chance to go against what Serge wants.
    — Bengineering [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  22. #8445
    Why does this plane have teeth!?
    — Multiple People [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  23. #8444
    I'm also okay with becoming a Rat King.
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  24. #8443
    LoadingReadyOne
    — Ben [2023-01-28]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  25. #8442
    Exactly, you can't discount the man-tank.
    — Graham [2023-01-25]
    Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age on Play it Forward