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  1. #8518
    Gimme purple! I'm gonna go around the house looking for purple.
    — Cori [2023-04-20]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  2. #8517
    I've got my two badgers and that's all I need.
    — Serge [2023-04-18]
    Minecraft: Legends on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8516
    Paul: not really a jerk.
    — Heather [2023-04-17]
    Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
  4. #8515
    Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks.
    — Paul [2023-04-17]
    Meg's Monster on Bonus Stream
  5. #8514
    For the folks at home, I pogged in real life.
    — Wheeler [2023-04-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8513
    I like to keep a creamy rug.
    — Wheeler [2023-04-16]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8512
    Why is this goat not goating us?
    — James [2023-04-11]
    Minecraft on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #8511
    We always come back to teeth.
    — Alex [2023-04-10]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8510
    Wow that is much more fucked up then I was expecting.
    — Alex [2023-04-10]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #8509
    Just pretend like I know what I'm doing.
    — Wheeler [2023-04-09]
    Slay the Spire on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #8508
    Not only am I invincible as a shark, I'm also big-brained!
    — Ian [2023-04-09]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #8507
    I can dress him stupid! that's how I'll get my revenge!
    — Cori [2023-04-06]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  13. #8506
    Just because it's a one hit kill, doesn't mean you can't put some effort into that one hit.
    — Cori [2023-04-05]
    Marvel's Midnight Suns on Play it Forward
  14. #8505
    We gamers, we know what we're doing.
    — James [2023-04-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8504
    You see, I'm not talking nonsense.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-04-04]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8503
    Fire is easy.
    — James [2023-04-03]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #8502
    Nooooo! The turd grabbed back!
    — Nelson [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8501
    What this game needs more than anything is a 'put hat back on' button.
    — Ian [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8500
    This game always drags out what my last noise will be.
    — Cameron [2023-03-27]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8499
    My hitbox is abnormally large for my age.
    — Ian [2023-03-26]
    Hi-Fi RUSH on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8498
    Even in Minecraft you don't do it like this!
    — Alex [2023-03-25]
    Just Chatting on Friday Night Paper Fight
  22. #8497
    That's what the rulebook says - one good idea a year.
    — James [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  23. #8496
    A boat is just a hole that can float.
    — Beej [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8495
    It's like God took a dump in your hands, it's glorious.
    — Ian [2023-03-25]
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8494
    you haven't lived until you've sporked.
    — James [2023-03-21]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams