Quotes – LRRbot

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#8673

If Cori wants to add more melon floor tomorrow, Cori's free to add more melon floor.

— Graham [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8672

I will listen to you, so don't do these things. I will just do that.

— Graham, to chat [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8671

Bring it. I will spam sword at you so hard.

— Graham [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8670

Did you know bones are magic? Each and every one of you has magic inside of you.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8669

Ooh, breathing! Everyone loves to breathe.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8668

I will not die today. Not to baby.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8667

No one's optimal.

— Cori [2023-10-06]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8666

How much more out-of-town can you be than Alberta?

— Paul [2023-10-06]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8665

They don't know about Secret Bathroom.

— Alex [2023-10-06]
Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
#8664

Never put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next stream.

— RebelliousUno [2023-10-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8663

I'm more of a sports guy then a beaver guy.

— James [2023-10-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8662

Be the Zamboni you want to see in the world.

— Serge [2023-10-03]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8661

It always relates to holes or piss.

— Wheeler, on curses [2023-10-01]
Pokémon Trading Card Game on Is This Your Card?
#8660

Tastes like Alberta.

— Serge [2023-09-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8659

We're moving into the walrus.

— Nelson [2023-09-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8658

Most of the steps to egg-making are the same.

— Ian [2023-09-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8657

We take a big drink of Polyfil and go about the rest of our day.

— Beej [2023-09-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8656

No, I won't elaborate.

— Cameron [2023-09-30]
Special Events on Play it Forward
#8655

"Is there any deck you're not the premiere pilot of?" "No, I win a lot."

— Bengineering and Wheeler [2023-09-29]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8654

Everybody gets a special meat clothes.

— Paul [2023-09-29]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint
#8653

It's like Ludo but with murders.

— RebelliousUno [2023-09-26]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8652

We're playing video games. At the end of the day, this is supposed to be fun too.

— Serge [2023-09-26]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8651

When the mother text comes in, you ANSWER the mother text!

— Az [2023-09-25]
Art on Play it Forward
#8650

Those who beep-beep twice as hard beep-beep half as long.

— Cam [2023-09-22]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8649

Ooh, knife ghost!

— Heather [2023-09-22]
Just Chatting on ChillPoint