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  1. #1378
    I don't think it's silent, Graham. I think we just died.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  2. #1377
    No wonder why they're going extinct, that rhino sucks.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  3. #1376
    "God Cares" I disagree heartily with that statement.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  4. #1375
    Cam, that's what inside Room 101.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  5. #1374
    Oh my god! The racing was coming from inside the animals the whole time.
    — Matt [2014-08-01]
  6. #1373
    You know, what? I believe God does organise an animal race because every year in Vancouver there's a wiener dog race and the fact that that exist is proof that God exists and loves us and wants us to be happy.
    — Matt [2014-08-01]
  7. #1372
    I hope the camera is picking up the tears streaming down my face.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  8. #1371
    This looks like what would happen in a dream sequence in a David Lynch movie.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  9. #1370
    You are the alpha-predator of this landmass.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  10. #1369
    Why don't you just eat your opposition?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  11. #1368
    It is Bear Force One.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  12. #1367
    *to the tune of Korobeiniki* I am the man who arranges the bears that get on the rocket to the moon.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  13. #1366
    BEAR IS GO TO MOON!
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  14. #1365
    Is bear go to Moon?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  15. #1364
    It has people eyes.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  16. #1363
    That's pig ass. That's vibrating pig ass.
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  17. #1362
    City of LA. Make in India. Biting social commentary, I guess?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  18. #1361
    This is like the worst Disneyland ride ever.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  19. #1360
    I think the creators of this game would be against abortion.
    — Cameron [2014-08-01]
  20. #1359
    Why are the Luftwaffe attacking you?
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  21. #1358
    What the shit? Why rats?
    — Alex [2014-08-01]
  22. #1357
    We're just going full Zoo.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  23. #1356
    Babies come from hugging people.
    — Graham [2014-08-01]
  24. #1355
    Come on, Hannah, let's race! You and me, let's race! Let's have some fun! Just around the library! Hehe! I'll race you, Hannah!
    — Rueben
  25. #1354
    I'm a horse now.
    — Hannah