Quotes – LRRbot

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#1460

Fattest of cocks! Eat all the cocks!

— Beej [2016-01-04]
#1459

NOW WHO'S GOD? Oh shit!

— Beej [2016-01-04]
#1458

Jesus doesn't throw mud balls. At least not last time I checked.

— Heather [2016-01-04]
#1457

It's a really bad idea to swim in poop.

— Heather [2016-01-04]
#1456

Go clean up poop.

— Heather [2016-01-04]
#1455

We're more than happy to receive Jesus.

— Beej [2016-01-04]
#1454

Cabbage doesn't like negative water.

— Pyrelight [2016-01-04]
#1453

I'm an ANGRY flying fish.

— Paul [2016-01-04]
#1452

Oh... I'm a thing...

— Paul [2016-01-04]
#1451

This is a game? I thought I fixed that.

— Paul [2016-01-04]
#1450

I am newsmun!

— Graham [2016-01-04]
#1449

This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth.

— Graham [2016-01-04]
#1448

This happened to all of us. Nobody will ever be able to say this didn't happen.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1447

Why would you send your children to this facility?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1446

Just think, there are households where this is the only game the kids are allowed to play.

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1445

Graham, there are skeletons everywhere.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1444

Are you piloting a helicopter or have you turned into a helicopter?

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1443

*laughter slowly turning into sobbing*

— Cameron [2014-01-17]
#1442

Only blood will end this nightmare.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1441

Are we dead yet? Can we please die?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1440

I tried watching and praying. There're no prayers that can deliver us from this madness.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1439

Let's try to break the brown cube that materialised over the lava gate.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1438

Is anything real? Am I real?

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1437

I don't want to stand against the devil. Oh, I'm gonna become a satanist after this.

— Alex [2014-01-17]
#1436

You ran into the lies, Alex. You hit the lies.

— Graham [2014-01-17]